Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
When even a furry can dunk on your retarded quips, just hire someone funny to make them maybe.
Putting everyone on notice that he's purged himself of the woke_mind_virus is embarrassing, especially after his "gm frens" tweet back in November. Elon could follow it up with a TTD.exe post and /pol/ types wouldn't care. I'm not even sure how well it would work on the MAGA set after the recent immigration debacle.
 
Nor does he understand how climates work

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California has a shit load of trees that are highly flammable which Texas does not have.
Texas forests are not like California forests. LA is surrounded by low growing, fast burning scrub. He also doesnt know how hot and fast grass and range fires can spread. He is right about fire breaks, but another tweet he misses the point about protecting native vegetation, which is critical to fire management. Keeping invasives out, native plants in, reduces fire fuel loads.
 
Texas forests are not like California forests. LA is surrounded by low growing, fast burning scrub. He also doesnt know how hot and fast grass and range fires can spread. He is right about fire breaks, but another tweet he misses the point about protecting native vegetation, which is critical to fire management. Keeping invasives out, native plants in, reduces fire fuel loads.
I’m not surprised he doesn’t understand the importance of keeping invasive entities out
 
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Its really cool that he wants AI to be doctors
LMAO they shared an x-ray of a broken wrist and it said "yeah that's an x-ray of a broken wrist"
How is that useful or groundbreaking? It is just restating the obvious that was already covered when you when to a fucking doctor for an x-ray... are people really this brain rotted now?
 
It's UNREAL how his public persona has just completely collapsed, and how fast it happened. He went from visionary tech mogul with huge cultural impact, to the most cringe laughing stock imaginable, clowned on by everybody, and utterly despised by both left and right. And clearly his overlarge ego can't accept the transition 😀
We’re supposed to believe that he runs twitter, SpaceX, Tesla, the Boring Company, Nurolink, Starlink, plays PoE and Diablo IV at a high level, reads two books a day and is a good father to his 20 kids while having time to put out unfunny shitposts on twitter all the time and doing politics?

I know Elon Musk had a privileged start, thanks to his family's emerald mine and other advantages. Still, I'm genuinely baffled by how someone as childish, petty, and seemingly clueless as him became a billionaire. Could he just be a frontman for others who are truly in charge? I seriously question whether Tesla's valuation is overinflated or if he's merely a figurehead facilitating government-backed projects through SpaceX.

I once thought that even if he wasn’t a genius engineer, he must have strong leadership or interpersonal skills. However, considering his now well-known autism and apparent lack of people skills, I now doubt even that.

If he isn’t a genius engineer, a good leader, or someone with strong people skills, then how did he become this powerful? What exactly is his contribution to his companies' success? He is an overgrown child in every sense.
 
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I know Elon Musk had a privileged start, thanks to his family's emerald mine and other advantages. Still, I'm genuinely baffled by how someone as childish, petty, and seemingly clueless as him became a billionaire. Could he just be a frontman for others who are truly in charge? I seriously question whether Tesla's valuation is overinflated or if he's merely a figurehead facilitating government-backed projects through SpaceX.

I once thought that even if he wasn’t a genius engineer, he must have strong leadership or interpersonal skills. However, considering his now well-known autism and apparent lack of people skills, I now doubt even that.

If he isn’t a genius engineer, a good leader, or someone with strong people skills, then how did he become this powerful? What exactly is his contribution to his companies' success? He is an overgrown child in every sense.

Elon Musk just pays people smarter than him to do all the work and takes credit for it.

His fake gamer thing is honestly a microcosm of how he runs his businesses, someone more competent does all the work, Elon takes the credit and all the money from it.

It is the same with his public image since his PR team did all the work to make Elon look palatable for the public to see him as cool.

Elon's birth gave him access to money to throw at people. Hell I won't be surprised if he had some political people help him know how to win over right wing culture warriors.
 
He and Trump should duke it out like Tyson and Paul did,
Last time Elon almost got in an actual fight, he had his mommy back him out of it. Zuckerberg is just as cringe as Elon, but for a time he seemed more cool than Musk for the fact that at least Zuck doesn't hide behind his mommy.
 
Still, I'm genuinely baffled by how someone as childish, petty, and seemingly clueless as him became a billionaire
being insane and a nigger in a world filled with upstanding whites. Like you know how Paypal gives you $20 for signing up? Elon came up with that in the company he had called X, it lead to him having like a million subscribers to his bullshit website, which meant Paypal had to give him like 40% of the company in stock when they brought X because it was a "competitor"

That move meant his small million dollars became billions when the IPO hit. From there he decided to go headfirst into electric cars, despite every upstanding white knowing all the flaws of electric cars and that it was a foolish idea, Elon did a takeover of Tesla which at the time just brought Lotus cars and switched the ICE engine with an electric one, and Elon demanded they make their own cars, and a shitload of them instead of 10 a month like they were originally doing. turns out battery tech came a long way plus government subsidies meant it was absurdly profitable in a way people didn't realize so he went from just a few billion dollars to the richest man on earth.

Elon then used his status as "the real life tony stark" because of his heavy investment in Tesla and SpaceX to basically trick investors that he was as legit as his status, that in term meant unfairly high valuations. and that brings us to where we are today.

Elons a master of "promising the stars and settling for the moon" style showcases and he's usually off by at least half of how long his predictions take to come true.

Plus pre-social media Elon's eccentric personality was kept behind closed doors, so reddit and the rest of the internet only heard the good stuff until the late 2010s.

If he isn’t a genius engineer,
He's not a fucking retard. As this interview shows he at least knows enough to get by when it comes to a lot of the stuff Tesla does

While he isn't inventing the stuff himself he at least knows more than the average Joe and knows enough of the ins and outs to understand where there's a problem and the possible solutions. in terms of sports, sure he's not lebron james but he's at least college scholarship level good at the engineering and tech part of his companies, and that's enough.

The thing with CEOs they're the face of the company, for better and worse and that's why they're always from the marketing areas of the companies. Woz didn't even think Apple could be more than a hobby, he thought of it as a big boy version of a lemonade stand, Jobs was the one that really saw that people would want a prebuilt computer in their home. Robert Iger got his start in weatherman and then a sports anchor, which is why he has such an amazing ability to bullshit disney shareholders on bad numbers today, while Chapek despite knowing everything inside and out couldn't hack it as CEO.

the CEO has to lead the way, and say what you will about Elon, he gives people a certain trust that whatever cunt is really in charge of X probably wouldn't. same with Tesla, people don't realize Tesla solar bullshit is all his brother's responsibility, it failed under him so Elon illegally bailed him out by having Tesla buy up Solar city at an unfairly high value and let him continue on, but its become profitable because its not some normal cowboy Afrikaan, but Elon preaching about solar panels the size of roof tiles. the CEO sets the company culture and gives the employees and customers a sense of how things will be different.

the ability to tell the types of psychos at black rock or vanguard or wherever that they can guarantee a ROI by investing in your fantasizes is a very niche talent, so despite his retarded nature, Elon became the richest man on earth because he magically becomes Chris Farley at the end of tommy boy once he's in the room with these investors and experts.

Disclaimer: i wouldn't say i am a fan of Elon but i did defend him a lot after the 3 successfully launched and up until the H1-b stuff, but he has gotten away with a fuckload of white collar crimes between Solar City and the model 3 roll out and some of the SpaceX fuckery but his record from 2018-2023 has been mostly great.
 
I know Elon Musk had a privileged start, thanks to his family's emerald mine and other advantages. Still, I'm genuinely baffled by how someone as childish, petty, and seemingly clueless as him became a billionaire. Could he just be a frontman for others who are truly in charge? I seriously question whether Tesla's valuation is overinflated or if he's merely a figurehead facilitating government-backed projects through SpaceX.

I once thought that even if he wasn’t a genius engineer, he must have strong leadership or interpersonal skills. However, considering his now well-known autism and apparent lack of people skills, I now doubt even that.

If he isn’t a genius engineer, a good leader, or someone with strong people skills, then how did he become this powerful? What exactly is his contribution to his companies' success? He is an overgrown child in every sense.

Elon then used his status as "the real life tony stark" because of his heavy investment in Tesla and SpaceX to basically trick investors that he was as legit as his status, that in term meant unfairly high valuations. and that brings us to where we are today.

Elons a master of "promising the stars and settling for the moon" style showcases and he's usually off by at least half of how long his predictions take to come true…

…the ability to tell the types of psychos at black rock or vanguard or wherever that they can guarantee a ROI by investing in your fantasizes is a very niche talent, so despite his retarded nature, Elon became the richest man on earth because he magically becomes Chris Farley at the end of tommy boy once he's in the room with these investors and experts.
Basically this. By being Indian. Besides taking credit for other people’s work, his entire career is based on telling investors what they want to hear so they’ll throw money at him.
 
Still, I'm genuinely baffled by how someone as childish, petty, and seemingly clueless as him became a billionaire.
Edison was the same, lunatic electrocuted a ton of animals to make Tesla look bad.
Elon Musk just pays people smarter than him to do all the work and takes credit for it.
Again like Edison.
 
Edison was the same, lunatic electrocuted a ton of animals to make Tesla look bad.

Again like Edison.
I hated Elon ever since he stole Nikola Tesla's name for no good reason, other than muddy the waters and clout chase. I know very very little about Nikola Tesla, but he seemed humble and had perspective, whereas Elon thinks he's a god and exists completely within his self constructed bubble (like a typical lolcow).
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I hated Elon ever since he stole Nikola Tesla's name for no good reason, other than muddy the waters and clout chase. I know very very little about Nikola Tesla, but he seemed humble and had perspective, whereas Elon thinks he's a god and exists completely within his self constructed bubble (like a typical lolcow).
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Also Tesla was an absolute super genius who invented cool stuff.
Musk is a genius only in his own bubble and reinwents cringe every day.
 
Anyway I'm done sperging over tranny shit in this thread. As I've said many times, Elon's a fucking disgraceful dumb nigger who has a sole good point that I'm glad he pushed further into the mainstream. It's the same with JK Rowling, I hate her for creating and enabling the dumbest niggers of the 21st century (adult Harry Potter fans) and her constant push for diversity, but I will say that she made it socially acceptable and mainstream to hate troons and I appreciate that.
Having a nuanced view of others where you appreciate one point they make doesn't mean you worship them and want to import a billion jeets. Admittedly I have been a little too far up Trump's ass in the past and the jeet thing woke me up to that and showed me that while I can appreciate certain actions and shows of good will from politicians, they're a bunch of self serving faggots who couldn't give less of a fuck about their constituents.
Your obsession with hating 0.3% of the population to the point where you white knight pedophiles is disgusting. All because you spend way too much time in your alt-right manlet echo chamber to the point that you want Trump to penetrate you. Bullshit, you still obviously whiteknight Trump and love whatever he says. He and Elon could shit in your mouth and you'd brag about it

Last time Elon almost got in an actual fight, he had his mommy back him out of it. Zuckerberg is just as cringe as Elon, but for a time he seemed more cool than Musk for the fact that at least Zuck doesn't hide behind his mommy.
Yep, Zuck is a clown, too, but he would've absolutely fucked up Elon. He trains MMA and does it take pretty seriously. Although him "winning" that BJJ competition was hysterical since it was obvious he paid to win
 
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