Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

Visitation for Aunt Diane was today, with her funeral tomorrow. I guess he wants attention.
Christ, imagine the meltdown he'll fake at the funeral.

I pray every single day that this fat faggot shows up in my Emergency Dept trying to get admitted and to force some poor young RN to wipe his ass for a week. I can't wait to put a provider's note on his chart with all the information in this thread, then d/c him home so that every hospital in the state will turn him away.
 
We all have our problems and tribulations in life. I've gone through some really shitty experiences that I wouldn't wish on anyone, maybe you have too. But those have all been discrete events, that came to an end. Tom's life, on the other hand, is and has been a living hell from beginning to end. Abused by his parents and sister, the latter of whom taught his own son to abuse him as well. Being on first-name terms with all the local cops who he sees over a hundred times a year. His wife is in the hospital dying of cancer, and the phone calls never cease for a second. He is in constant pain from physical maladies that are only ever going to get worse, not better. He probably doesn't have long to live himself and never got to properly retire, his life just a constant hell of noise, screaming, excrement and cops. All of which was recorded without his consent and put on the internet for grifters to commentate over. It will only end when he's dead. He's made some bad decisions, but they were made out of misguided love for his shithead son. Not everyone could take what he takes, day in and day out, and keep on truckin'.

I'm not very good at practicing gratitude, but I am thankful every day that I am not Tom Ditch.
 
Posting this from the community happenings the one that stated that Andy's aunt taught Andy to fake his autism.
She may have done this as a way to abuse her brother Tom, Andy's father, who she has detested since childhood for unknown reasons
If this is actually true then holy shit. This is some deep lore for a lolcow and a genuine one last fuck you to a family member.
Now I really want to know what did Tom even do to make her that mad to enact his suffering.
 
okay, please excuse me for being a retarded faggot unfamiliar with andy's life more recently, but i spotted this in the most recent video he posted (i only follow his antics on the sideline usually) but is andy a fucking JW now? threadsearch showed me just a couple of responses about jehovah so, i might have missed something.
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he's probably got whatever pioneers he suckered in believing he's just some mentally handicapped person being abused by 'worldly people'. hey, maybe he'll get in. it'd be pretty interesting to watch the 'andy shows up outside the kingdom hall and screams at the jehovah's witnesses to wipe his butt for 2 hours' arc. they don't run any charitable facilities, even for their struggling members.
 
So If Andy went to the funeral and wasn't pre-emptively banned from it - what poop-nannigans would happen?

Flinging shit on the stained glass windows?
Throwing a tantrum in front of the casket?
Poisoning the coffee machine at the wake?
Complaining about the 'buuse to his ears when the church organ start going?

IMO only way Andy can go to this is if the family strap him in like Hannibal Lector.
 
Posting this from the community happenings the one that stated that Andy's aunt taught Andy to fake his autism.

If this is actually true then holy shit. This is some deep lore for a lolcow and a genuine one last fuck you to a family member.
Now I really want to know what did Tom even do to make her that mad to enact his suffering.
You can hear his parents talking about it here:
Both agree that Andy didn't start acting like this until Aunt Diane got involved, and she's the only person I've heard enabling his crazy bullshit.
 
Visitation for Aunt Diane was today, with her funeral tomorrow. I guess he wants attention.
Bingo.
Even on the final send off of the one person that believed andy and gave him the support he craved he is making today all about him.
This is why I believe that Andy has psychopathy, or sociopathy. Being nice to the fat fuck only nets you a façade of civility that he will revoke the instant he doesn't get his way.

If you're dead you can't help baby andy, and no help baby andy means you are a booly.
 
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Why would anyone care about their real name or adresses? This are completeley unfamous people.
I would guess it's kinda like how people getting arrested will plead for random people to fight the cops and save them. Beyond just the desperation of wanting their way, to avoid arrest or in Andy's case being the center of attention, there's the hope that someone equally twisted will take them up on it for shits and giggles. That maybe some ACAB kiddo with shitty impulse control will come hit the cop upside the back of the head with a skateboard or something; in Andy's case, he may hope that some misanthropic fuck will see his posts and take him up on the offer of random innocent people to harass. Anti-social to the core, there doesn't seem to be anything Andy won't stoop to; if someone violates his whims they need to be punished.
 
This channel is weird as hell, even by Andy standards. The @ is “trollingpoopsquash”, the pfp is an ai generated knockoff Joker and the banner is an ai generated picture of disabled children. The @ is the only weird one because I have no idea why Andy would call his channel that. “Poopsquatch” is a name the trolls came up with for him. I’d expect it to be some more sympathy fishing about his family being a bunch of abusers as opposed to a name that implies he’s a malingering retard.

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This channel is weird as hell, even by Andy standards. The @ is “trollingpoopsquash”, the pfp is an ai generated knockoff Joker and the banner is an ai generated picture of disabled children. The @ is the only weird one because I have no idea why Andy would call his channel that. “Poopsquatch” is a name the trolls came up with for him. I’d expect it to be some more sympathy fishing about his family being a bunch of abusers as opposed to a name that implies he’s a malingering retard.

I think somewhere in his 80 IQ schizo affective brain he thinks he's "one-upping" the boolies,like an even less convincing JenkinsJinkies
 
Does that mean we can individually report his stuff 3-4 times over for harassment? Since yt has a big nono on doxx and he's done that on 3-4 occurrences, including "misinfo" with his "everybody raped each other" stuff

I wonder, what'd he do if his channel got bonked, would he make a new one or frozone on his shitty ass all the way to the youtube headquarters to menace defacing their glass building with shit stains if he doesn't see his channel reinstated?
 
Christ, imagine the meltdown he'll fake at the funeral.
I can, very much so.

He'd demand to be one of the ones to give a eulogy.
"This is a little po- a poem that Andy wrote about his Aunt that he wants to speak with- about." And then uses his speech disability autism iPad to give a self-aggrandizing talk about how hard it is to be him and the love his aunt showed him because he's special.

Then when he gets cut off he sits on the floor banging his head off the pulpit shouting "OWEWIIEEEEE I JUS WANNA TALK BOUT HOW I MISS MY AUNT WHY ARE YOU 'BUSIN ME OWWWW!" and maybe leave some shit on the handle to the door on his way out.
 
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