Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[BoobWhiskers]

with some obscure plant for a name (that isn't usually used for a name, but not Yarrow because that'd be too obvious)

There are so many nice plant names, even. Mostly for girls, granted, because naming your kid after a flower is generally due to the pretty, delicate, feminine connotations, but there are PLENTY of plant names.

Aspen. Rowan. Hazel. Rose. Columbine. Daisy. Clementine. Buttercup. Flora. Lily. Violet. Ivy. Jasmine. Willow. Poppy. Olive. Fern.

She just had to pick the really obscure one. I can only think of one time I've ever heard Yarrow used as a name (Ursula Le Guin's Earthsea series, possibly also the Ghibli sort-of-adaption of same), and it was a girl's name. Anyone who might have any familiarity with the name from pop culture would know it as a girl's name.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

There are so many nice plant names, even. Mostly for girls, granted, because naming your kid after a flower is generally due to the pretty, delicate, feminine connotations, but there are PLENTY of plant names.

Aspen. Rowan. Hazel. Rose. Columbine. Daisy. Clementine. Buttercup. Flora. Lily. Violet. Ivy. Jasmine. Willow. Poppy. Olive. Fern.

She just had to pick the really obscure one. I can only think of one time I've ever heard Yarrow used as a name (Ursula Le Guin's Earthsea series, possibly also the Ghibli sort-of-adaption of same), and it was a girl's name. Anyone who might have any familiarity with the name from pop culture would know it as a girl's name.

She went with Yarrow (IMO) specifically because it's not as well known as some of the others and therefore doesn't have the immediate connotation of "girly name" and could be perceived as gender neutral, maybe. It's funny because flower names are a go-to for MTF troons looking for a dainty feminine moniker to offset the fact that they have broad shoulders, stubble and look like ogres in dresses. Lily is an especially popular choice. But our Staph still has a witchy/cottagecore/nature lover image to uphold so she picked the name of a plant used in herbal remedies that might not immediately register as feminine, though I'm surprised she's stuck with it this long through all her different phases of identifying as various labels. If her story is about what I think it will be I predict something like Sage for her self insert character's name for similar reasons.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If her story is about what I think it will be I predict something like Sage for her self insert character's name for similar reasons.

Sage would be perfect because ngl, that ALSO reads as a girl's name.

The worst thing about all this is that the more of a tryhard she is with naming, the more obvious it becomes that the character is a pooner. A coworker-friend of mine (ironically enough a very down to earth MtF friend who was bemoaning a 'why are trannies LIKE this', hence how it came up) once summed it up as 'MtFs name themselves like strippers and FtMs name themselves like the protagonist of a YA fantasy novel'... and she wasn't wrong, really.

If you're a boy with a name like Sage or Emerys or Jasper I assume either your parents were the most crunch hippy granola Californians imaginable, or you've got lady parts.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Congratulations to our Stephanie! She could have waited to get married until after her teeth get fixed, but she couldn't even wait five years to get married.

(The reply comment was an e-beggar lol.)

 

[Meowzers]

Dying to know what this new project of hers is going to be about. It's already been observed that she doesn't seem to read anything that's actually decently written and isn't fuel for her ego and sexual fantasies so I'm not expecting any better this time around. We saw the photo of her bookshelf - IIRC she didn't even have the spines of her book collection facing out and that to me says she's got terrible taste and doesn't want anyone to know. Predicting the main character will be an obvious self insert, an idealised version of Staph's dream self, so either a smol uwu softboi or a hairy macho man, with some obscure plant for a name (that isn't usually used for a name, but not Yarrow because that'd be too obvious) and Loki will be involved somehow. Also, more degenerate sexual shit (remember Viking Jeff and the wolf?) that she justifies with 'pro-para' and but itz onlee writeing!!! uwuwuwu

if this is the story i'm thinking of, she's been "working" on this story for over ten years. i think she said it started as a clay aiken fanfic, lol. i don't feel like digging through 2000 pages for a source, but just trust me bro. interestingly she hasn't shared any information about it. she's such a blabbermouth, you'd think she'd wouldn't shut up about it.

if it's pet project she's been working on for over 10 years, she's probably lost steam and interest and ran out of ideas on how to advance the story. but she still has a plot and ideas she likes in the back of her head and has been "maybe someday i'll finish it"ing forever. i don't think it'll ever be finished. she's gotten other interests. some stories just aren't meant to come to fruition.

A coworker-friend of mine (ironically enough a very down to earth MtF friend who was bemoaning a 'why are trannies LIKE this', hence how it came up) once summed it up as 'MtFs name themselves like strippers and FtMs name themselves like the protagonist of a YA fantasy novel'... and she wasn't wrong, really.

see, i've always noticed that FtMs always choose baby boy names. if they aren't YA fantasy names, it's always aiden, oliver or elliot, any name ending in -den, which been in the top 10 baby boy names for the past decade. are these people choosing names they would have named their babies if they wanted them? kinda makes you think.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Blog post:

We have made oaths, and I now wear your ring proudly.

Thank you for being a part of my life, Loki.

Super informative. Link to song.


Did Loki tell her that? Remind me in four years. I don't trust a word that comes out of the godphone because all the predictions have failed to come true. I guess Loki is meant to be the lord of lies, but Staph must have not got to that part of a book yet.


I was hoping it was her NSFW, but alas...

Boooo!


Why doesn't she have those videos and pictures saved on her computer?


I'm surprised Siggy lets her near her belly for that long.


What about me?

There have been more comments on her short videos on YouTube:

Her 'the ancient art of rune galdr' chanting video has the most comments. I can see why, it's horrendous.


'What a disrespect to culture' lol.

I opened the comments on that mrcrunchtime one:


I forgot to screen cap, but she said on her trans org and PAPST Facebook that she wasn't going to delete the accounts for some reason. Facebook cockblocks me after the latest post, so it disappeared for me.

Edit to add:

I would have still appreciated a shit potato phone picture.


'I'm not entirely human though.'


Weird how she's not mentioned Luigi since her initial thirst. Almost like she was just following the crowd.


You can also choose, as a human being, to not care about capitalism or politics.

Edit to add, to avoid a double post:


'It's an authentic blowing horn that was imported from India.' lol it still sounds like a kazoo. 'Blowing horn' lol, that's like saying 'string guitar.' How else would you operate it?


How condescending. 'The world is very ill-suited for them.'


What is Heath doing these days? Was he a bridesmaid at her wedding?


And I bet it's unnecessarily expensive. She's bougie with her drinks.


She's been stressing over TikTok being banned because she will lose access to her fart prank videos.


'I'm an independent adult' HA!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

if this is the story i'm thinking of, she's been "working" on this story for over ten years. i think she said it started as a clay aiken fanfic, lol. i don't feel like digging through 2000 pages for a source, but just trust me bro. interestingly she hasn't shared any information about it. she's such a blabbermouth, you'd think she'd wouldn't shut up about it.

if it's pet project she's been working on for over 10 years, she's probably lost steam and interest and ran out of ideas on how to advance the story. but she still has a plot and ideas she likes in the back of her head and has been "maybe someday i'll finish it"ing forever. i don't think it'll ever be finished. she's gotten other interests. some stories just aren't meant to come to fruition.

If so, she's probably had to do a find-and-replace to change the name and description of the main character to match whoever her current obsession is. Multiple times, throughout all her phases. It really is giving E.L. James of 50 Shades fame but James was at least competent enough to finish a series of books that managed to sell millions despite the cringe factor, and Staph can't seem to get this idea past the draft stage. Though the way she calls her current writing project a 'fantasy trilogy' gives me reason to think it's something completely new, original and equally awful, and almost definitely featuring Loki and a pooner/troon protagonist.

'I'm an independent adult' HA!

She may have gotten support for her physical issues but it's so obvious her folks didn't seek help for her more unusual behaviours when they saw them - I'm going to guess there was plenty of denial on the Cianfriglia family's part, that their dear daughter/granddaughter was 'just' physically disabled and didn't need psychotherapy for having a few screws loose. I'm thinking mainly of her tendency to broadcast every thought of hers no matter how disturbing and share disgusting nudes, most kids will naturally learn you don't do that, but it takes a bit more reinforcement to get that through to the mentally disturbed ones and that's something Staph obviously never had.

 

[often puzzled]

And I bet it's unnecessarily expensive. She's bougie with her drinks.

I'd never heard of Ryl tea (she really is incredibly bougie). I looked it up, and it's $29.99 USD for a case of 12 cans of green tea. Looks like that's the brand's standard price point for a case of 12 drinks. She could be guzzling name-brand diet sodas and would be saving a lot of money, or she could just buy tea bags and make tea at home, like the rest of us plebs.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Nice slight to Mama and Papa Frigly there, saying they don't get the credit for helping her as a young spud because they were too busy *checks notes* working to keep a roof over her head, food on her plate, clothes on her back, and cats to play with (rip Simba and Peetie). Nope, no credit to the people who voluntarily at no obligation took you into their family. Meemaw is the one who played with the tater tot and therefore the good one.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Nice slight to Mama and Papa Frigly there, saying they don't get the credit for helping her as a young spud because they were too busy *checks notes* working to keep a roof over her head, food on her plate, clothes on her back, and cats to play with (rip Simba and Peetie). Nope, no credit to the people who voluntarily at no obligation took you into their family. Meemaw is the one who played with the tater tot and therefore the good one.

Mama and Papa Frigly have gone far and above what most parents would do for their kid - unfortunately, to their detriment, as it's led to....well, Staph.

Unfortunately, the enabled individual will never recognize how much their enablers do for them, and will just keep crying and fist-pounding for more, often while trying to make sure that the enablers feel guilty enough to keep on enabling. Asking Staph to recognize how much her parents have done for her is the same as asking her to admit that she's not entitled to everything she wants, the second she wants it.

 

[Chromeo]

Happy wedding, spud. Let's see how long this one lasts!

 

[Aunt Carol]

or she could just buy tea bags and make tea at home, like the rest of us plebs.

From their webpage:

​

Does Ryl Tea taste more like full sugar tea, diet tea, or unsweetened tea?​

​

Our teas were made to be the happy medium between all 3 subsets of the iced tea category. We describe our teas in a simple way: close your eyes and imagine you brewed up a cup of tea in your kitchen (whether you prefer a tea pouch or loose leaf tea), put it in the fridge to let it chill, and added a perfectly refreshing dose of all natural sweetener. ​

Emphasis mine. What a strange thing to spend money on, when she's already no-ethical-consumption-ing fancy green teabags from Amazon. Buy our canned tea that tastes like you made tea at home, person who never leaves the house!

 

[JaneThough]

I'd never heard of Ryl tea (she really is incredibly bougie). I looked it up, and it's $29.99 USD for a case of 12 cans of green tea. Looks like that's the brand's standard price point for a case of 12 drinks. She could be guzzling name-brand diet sodas and would be saving a lot of money, or she could just buy tea bags and make tea at home, like the rest of us plebs.

She should drink $.99 Arizonas like a real poor.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I don't know what a 'Trump flag' is. You still wasted half your rent giving money to a Trump supporter to buy something that you're going to burn. What a fucking dumbass.

 

[moorhen]

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I don't know what a 'Trump flag' is. You still wasted half your rent giving money to a Trump supporter to buy something that you're going to burn. What a fucking dumbass.

>Order flag from random dropship pajeet
>Burn it on children’s playground
>Trump owned

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jesus christ.
Hapless Magat still gets your money. Hapless (the fuckin irony) Magat could be selling every flag to be burnt as much difference as it makes to him.

Good job dehumanising half the populous BTW, very wise compassionate Druid tending to community.

Why does it have to be a Trump flag, bought and paid for and into their pockets?
There's so many other options.
Draw your own. Make an effigy. Go flex your anarchist creds and pinch one off someone's porch, an eye for an eye!

This smacks so much of
"psst, I'll tell you a secret, I'm ripping off a super right wing company! Hyuck yuck snarfle!", and just like she ended up getting mega fucked in the pocket and head that time, her hubris, sewn out of absolutely nothing to earn it, will see her hyperventilating on the suicide hotline as per.

 

[Chromeo]

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I don't know what a 'Trump flag' is. You still wasted half your rent giving money to a Trump supporter to buy something that you're going to burn. What a fucking dumbass.

A Trump flag is a flag for Trump. They're super common, especially in red areas. You can get them normal like this:

Insane like this (my personal favorite type)


Or apparently, on Etsy according to Google, they have grandma garden flags too:

One of my favorite parts of going to the fair every year is seeing the new Trump flags, they're like Boomer Facebook shirts but in flag form. My neighbors have a flag that LOOKS like a standard Trump flag, but it's pink and says something about Taylor Swift. It's like a whole thing, I love it.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I was recommended this cow by some of the wonderful regulars of the Sammieverse thread a few days ago.
I've highlight skimmed and have since contracted eye cancer and AIDS.
I'm suing you all.

 

[JaneThough]

I was recommended this cow by some of the wonderful regulars of the Sammieverse thread a few days ago.
I've highlight skimmed and have since contracted eye cancer and AIDS.
I'm suing you all.

You or people you know might already have wombs that may be barren.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I honestly imagined her burning a small flag over her kitchen sink. Where outside? It better not be anywhere in nature that could potentially catch fire. Hope it's somewhere that some Trump supporters could witness. I would love to see that interaction.


'Teen? Bruh, I'm 36.' IMO, anyone older than a teenager with an active TikTok is sus to me.


'Partially' more like 'not at all.'

Staph does a 'but what about' regarding the recent Neil Gaiman scandal:

I hope we're better than Twitter and Mastodon on here, but in case not, things could get ugly for me.

You just know that she hopes things get ugly for her. It's fucking obvious the reason why people choose to boycott an author who is alive and receiving royalties, you dumbo. She's such a contrarian. I doubt she would say the same thing about an author who used the N word, 'Yeah but HP Lovecraft called his cat Nigger Man.' (BTW: She used 'nigger' in her 'self published' book, which is never going away.) She is a notorious defender of rapists, so why not Gaiman?


Pretty insensitive thing to say right now.

More YouTube comments:

'Nice man tits.' Lol.