Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

What Aaron has been doing for the past couple days is publicly talk about his interest in getting paid to go to Melton's event in Vegas to do a boxing match of some kind despite the fact he has accused Melton of crimes against him, with one of the potential opponents being Rekieta, who he has also accused of crimes.

Maybe Aaron is blinded by a deep burning desire to punch both of them in the face?
Or maybe he's retarded.
Or maybe it's Maybelline.

 

[Pelican Bones]

She's deeply pro-life.

I get what you're saying, but imagine if someone could go back 2 years and tell the thread that after breaking up with his boyfriend, Nick was arrested for an oz. of coke, his daughter tested insanely high for drugs, and he would face foreclosure. Everyone would have said it was too much. Too far fetched.

There isn't much that's off the table with these two. Just because they've convinced us that they had deeply held beliefs on something doesn't mean they won't do exactly the thing they said they wouldn't. Saying you believe something is very different from actually living up to it.

Plus they are liars.

 

[Vibralldo]

But he accuses Null of being fat, so does that mean. . . ?
NICK IS FAT

Nick is anorexic so he'll always consider himself fat

In a roundabout way this probably still is projection

 

[john marston]

Nick's obsession with weight is gay in the real sense of the word. Many times in the past he has gone on and on about how what is attractive is an overly skinny, boy-like look. He is also gone on about how he gets complements on his personal attractiveness from other men or fishes for complements from other men. He also constantly puts down other men over their weight in a sort of way that isn't typical of most men. When he does it, he always comes across as more mean girl than guy.

Do you think he pushes that shit onto his daughters? Maybe that's why he won't feed them.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick is anorexic so he'll always consider himself fat

In a roundabout way this probably still is projection

Stop feeding into Nick's disease. Nick is FUCKING FAT and he needs to realize that. I bet the fat fuck never stops eating.

What a disaster.

 

[Vibralldo]

Do you think he pushes that shit onto his daughters? Maybe that's why he won't feed them.

I think it's him being lazy and not wanting to stop gooning to look after his kids that he's justifying as not wanting to make his kids fat

 

[Law]

Move this thread to deathfats!

 

[AnOminous]

Stop feeding into Nick's disease. Nick is FUCKING FAT and he needs to realize that. I bet the fat fuck never stops eating.

He eats like a cop at a Denny's.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Same attorney for everything, as I understand it. He's named for the divorces and the revenge porn case. Do you have info that he has another for the hacking case?

The guy is a one-stop shop. The running joke on STMS is that, at each turn, his lawyer is like, 'Seriously, dude? There's more?'

No, Aaron's current lawyer for the dissemination charge is Todd Peterson. His previous lawyer for everything else was that other guy. Saying "my lawyer" is ambiguous. Hopefully when he says "my lawyer" he's talking about the other guy Kolb, rather than exposing attorney-client privileged communications he has had with Todd, who is currently representing him in an active case.

Aaron is extremely stupid, though, so I'm assuming he's talking about Todd.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Have you seen the muffintop on this fatass? Nigga looks like the Pillsbury dough boy.

This faggot has got more spare tires than the Michelin Man.

 

[Law]

He eats like a cop at a Denny's.

The All-American Slampig
Moons Over My Balldo
Singular Dorito Skillet
Southwestern Benzo Breakfast

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nobody should expect anything to come from whatever nonsense Aaron spouts because he's also a colossal faggot retard who says shit because he knows it gets him attention.

Until there's something in writing from a police department I don't buy this shit for a second that it's going to burn Nick.

 

[john marston]

Stop feeding into Nick's disease. Nick is FUCKING FAT and he needs to realize that. I bet the fat fuck never stops eating.

What a disaster.

Yeah, I've been too embarassed to talk about it. Thank you for being brave enough to say something.

Nick, I know you're reading this, you've been lookin a little pudgy lately. It seems like you're always eating something. Starting to grow bitch tits. It's time to start watching your weight, maybe skip a meal or two, or else you'll look like Bob from Fight Club. It's a little sickening.

 

[Heliantheae]

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He's already past the homo part

Please let there be a trial by jury where this stream is entered as evidence, it would be so funny.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

You just know these charges will be why he can't stream.

"Of course I can't stream you ignorant nerds! The state confiscated all my computers and streaming equipment! I've been telling you for months they've been against me this entire time!"

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Hacker Rekieta

Hacker Rekieta

I hope for a Seinfeld like ending. Everyone is in prison, even the kids. Even the cops.

 

[parsnip]

You guys joke but the last couple times he went on stream he did look like he was putting on weight which happens to most addicts when they get clean. I wouldn't be surprised if his lack of streaming now is because he chunked up and doesn't want anyone to see.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You guys joke but the last couple times he went on stream he did look like he was putting on weight which happens to most addicts when they get clean. I wouldn't be surprised if his lack of streaming now is because he chunked up and doesn't want anyone to see.

"Fat, stressed, damn that third doughnut looks delicious though and the taste will help me forget my troubles for a bit.... Could really eat that fourth doughnut. Who would know? And the chaotic energy won't feed itself... Five doughnuts is reasonable when you've had a bad day like today. Like every day. Ugh.. I shouldn't have eaten that sixth doughnut..."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Yeah, I've been too embarassed to talk about it. Thank you for being brave enough to say something.

Nick, I know you're reading this, you've been lookin a little pudgy lately. It seems like you're always eating something. Starting to grow bitch tits. It's time to start watching your weight, maybe skip a meal or two, or else you'll look like Bob from Fight Club. It's a little sickening.

When you have a HABIT of doing cocaine and suddenly "stop" the mountains you were doing before, you gain weight. Because of that, Rekieta is getting more FAT.

As we know, Rekieta cannot put in the effort to lose weight. So, he should return to doing heavy stimulants to help this FAT NERD lose weight.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You guys joke but the last couple times he went on stream he did look like he was putting on weight which happens to most addicts when they get clean. I wouldn't be surprised if his lack of streaming now is because he chunked up and doesn't want anyone to see.

His transformation into Ethan Ralph will then be one step closer to completion.