Introduction Thread

[THEGREATMADSCIENTEST]

Hello There!
I am here cuz I always like a good story and it seems that it is fun here really

 

[schzo]

Hi. You know what they all say: I've been lurking here for X amount of time and now I finally made an account.
Don't call me a newfag or anything

 

[TacoBelaLugosi]

Hello! I found this place by accidentally clicking on a button that said "CLICK HERE for sexy Grandmas In Your Area!"

I'm not sorry.

I brought tacos. They're in the trunk of my Buick. Just lean in real close, they're way in the back...

 

[Filthy Jesuit]

Like the user above me i have been lured by the promise of sexy grandmas in my area..... something with lemons and a party, not really sure but it sounds refreshing.

Hai all.

 

[2025 A.D.]

Uh, how do you do, fellow kiwi farmers?


...boy, I sure do like LOL cows, haha! Sneed!

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

Uh, how do you do, fellow kiwi farmers?


...boy, I sure do like LOL cows, haha! Sneed!

hello bb girl whats up bb

 

[Welfare Bum]

I'm a white male between the ages of sperm and corpse. If I were black, I would be in gubbermint housing on gibs ignoring the ceiling bird. But alas I am white. Therefor I must work for a living. At least until the indians take my job.

 

[crackers breakfast]

hello, long time lurker, decided to join retards though probably wont be very active

 

[Newcomer 42]

Finally decided to register here after realizing that RPGCodex became fake and gay, as well as because you guys still discuss about all kinds of things.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Bit late, but the Maldy WoW drama made me to honor this site with a registration... That POS is a thorn in my side since picked beef with the SKG movement, All tho its a shame to admit but we have something in common... My English just as broken as his coding skill and if i count watching the '00 cartoonnetwork also happened to have 20 years of experience speaking it.

 

[xxx2Emo4u5Headxxx]

Been lurking here since 2016 or 2017? Created my first account in 2020 and got locked out during the great reset (lol) I ended up leaving due to the instability and I had a lot of personal issues going on in life.

It's nice to be back. Kinda sad that a lot of the regular posters in my time are gone. Haven't seen Tommy Tooter shat up the front page so I can only hope he either died from eating radioactive trash or was banned.

Anywhos, happy to be back!

 

[LurkingLemur]

Hi, my name is @LurkingLemur and I like to party

 

[PipPipCheerio]

Hi...
It might take a while for me to make another post outside here :p
I can't believe I'm on Kiwifarms! Long time lurker btw like 2015
thank you @Nameless One for the invite

 

[Farts on Fire]

I`m just bored and have nothing better to do, this site seem somewhat more interesting than trolling loonies on bluesky.

 

[Jean des Esseintes]

Started lurking here after watching MATI during the Keffals swatting saga, finally registered to read A&N when the LA fires started. My name is from A Rebours (Against Nature) by Joris-Karl Huysmans, the main character is essentially a 19th century autistic NEET which seemed appropriate for this place.

 

[DrLurk]

Made an account because I don't wanna be locked out the next time !

 

[my penis is on fire]

My penis is on fire.

 

[moonshinist]

Lurked here back in 2016-20 but preferred 8chan and other imageboards because of (alleged) anonymity. Went offline for a few years and now everything is completely gay. But things still seem hetero here. All heil Josh.

 

[Justice Tony]

I've lurked here for the past several years, only coming here once in a blue moon when something big happened like Chris getting arrested or Cyraxx getting beaten up by Marty. Finally decided to pull the trigger this time since last time I checked registrations were disabled.

 

[Fyrnite]

I came here running it before I even bothered making an introductory post. I'm no one that special, just an ancient internet lich (clocking 29 years being online), just happening to visit and join a bastard community. Because that's what everyone here is like, right? Bastards. Well I'm a bastard too.