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Somewhere along the way, the definition of "genocide" changed from systematic mass murder to systematic saying mean things. Because that inevitably leads to mass murder, see? :lit:
aren't they always threatening a self genocide anyway saying they'll commit suicide en masse.

it reminds me of the old game and myth, Lemmings
 
(I'm sure if you brought this up to a gender believer they'd tell you that women can't get through SAS selection because they just don't believe in themselves enough, due to patriarchy or ambient sexism particles)
This is an extremely destructive philosophy for a developing female psyche; young girls are literally being told the lie that if they just train hard enough they'll be able to compete with males. It's pure madness. At the most benign, they'll feel resentment when they lose an athletics scholarship to a troon who doesn't even have to put in any effort at all... at the most severe end, they'll end up with an orbital bone fracture like Tamikka Brents (female MMA fighter who was manhandled by Fallon Fox) or have a volleyball spiked into their face which causes brain damage.

I don't think many people appreciate just how differently a man and a woman of the same height are built. Just look at this image from a 90's music video:

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As you can see, the long-bone growth is roughly the same, but look at the difference in hand size!
 
Cute? No, you look like a man and future sex-offender.

Also:
"TRAs always shrieking about trans suicides but does anyone bother to note and track the detrans ones?"
If when you troon out your old self is "dead" and your old name is your "dead name" then by logic it means that
when you de-transition your trans-self is now dead.

So, in troon loginc, de-transitioning is kind of the same as suicide.
 
“Pass pretty well” = “do not pass.” Troons need to understand that out in the real world, looking kind of feminine from certain angles just isn’t going to cut it.

A good portion of them seem actually incapable of seeing what is in the mirror. For all the flavours of trooning out, this unwavering delusion that they are 'stealth' seems to be one of the symptoms they all experience.
 
A good portion of them seem actually incapable of seeing what is in the mirror. For all the flavours of trooning out, this unwavering delusion that they are 'stealth' seems to be one of the symptoms they all experience.
I have this theory that they just don’t see “passing” the way we do. I remember some ex-troon saying that he believed Oliver Thorn was the epitome of femininity. What I think happens is that they get wrapped up in their online communities, where there are no real women, and come to believe that looking feminine for a guy is the same as looking like a woman. So any troon who puts in more effort than your entry-level hon thinks he’s hot stuff.
 
More definitional funnies.
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This is hypothetical because 1. I'm not entirely sure that the person in question is straight and 2. I have no idea whether they like me or not.

Basically, I've had a crush on someone for a few months. Until recently they were in a situationship, a straight one, and whenever we talked about their previous relationships, they were always straight ones. However, they've said stuff like "sexuality is a spectrum, it's fluid" in front of me, which might have been just an innocent comment, but one has to be a little delusional at times.

Anyway, they know I'm non binary and they're supportive of it. But I wonder, IF we were to date, would that mean that they're queer? Could they still identify as straight? I know it's up to them to know how they feel about this but from your point of view as non binary people, what do you think about this?
 
I don't usually peruse r/MTF simply because I find FTMs funnier, but once in a while I just can't resist peeking in and seeing how the boys are doing. Found a few Ls that gave me a smirk.

A liquor store cashier shows us that there is no social weapon quite as finely sharpened as blatant, direct laughter.
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I got laughed at to my face today.

I work retail and I was ringing up a customer in the liquor store where they send me to cover sometimes. I'm done up like usual with just my eyeliner and lipstick. Well, this customer says "what's up with the lipstick?" I can feel what's coming is not going to be positive but I stand up straight and proud saying, "I am a woman." The customer then starts laughing out loud at me saying how funny it is. I told him I didn't have to help him and he'd be quiet if he wanted his alcohol. He then shut up but on the way out had to throw in a "have a good day young man." So, I gave him the finger.
I know he's not worth it and I am valid and all but it's still upsetting. Can I just get a little support and some uplifting words from my sisters?
Hagrid struggles to find outfits suited for the cutest of witches.
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no womens clothes fit me and i'm fucking sick of it

195cm (6'5) 120kg (260lbs). pre HRT, sort of a dad bod fat distribution.
i'm really tall, even for the male standard. i'm also overweight. for a few YEARS now i have dreamed of buying new clothes and dressing how i like, not hoodies and sweatpants. NO FUCKING STORE SELLS COOL CLOTHES THAT BIG
eveytime someone compliments my height i want to cry. i'm basically outside societies standards, most mens clothes don't fit me. since i have found out i'm trans, it's only become worse
every time i see someone looking cool i feel fucking miserable. i have a rather defined style (femboy/punk/hippie), and i dream of expressing myself and maybe finding people with similar intrests to mine.
being trans, autistic, and too big i feel completely rejected by society. nothing is made for me, no clothes, no vehicle, no institution.
do i have do actually go self sufficient and learn how to sew? i honestly feel hopeless right now.
A grown man laments that he wasn't quick enough on the indoctrination draw to convince his young cousins of the proper way to address men in women's clothing.
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I was too late coming out to my little cousins for them to see me as a woman.

My cousins are 3 and 6, and as I transitioned in secret for a year and a half, with only some people knowing, I worried that if I waited too long, they'd struggle to see me as a woman, like everyone else.
Unfortunately, that was the case. I've been out to everyone since the end of October, and while they've got my name down, they struggle with pronouns and neither of them see me as a woman. The younger cousin struggles to remember that I'm woman. The older cousin can repeat it as a fact, but doesn't see me as a real woman.
When we driving by her school, she pointed it out to me, and I reminded her that I had been to her school. She said that was for a fathers' event, because I was a boy then, and now I'm a girl, but when she goes to the women's room, she says I can't come in because I'm a boy.
Yesterday I was trying on some of my aunt's old clothes, since we have similar builds, and she said I looked ridiculous.
I get that they're kids, and they'll learn, but it still hurts.
 
A tale of woe and misery from a larmoyant little pooner on r/FTMVenting, adrift in a sea of sadness because basically everyone she's traveling abroad with decided she's fucking obnoxious.
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Update, it would appear Larmoyant Pooner has thrown in the towel, and returned early to the States.
Of course, this journey was filled with extreme prejudice,compounded by very little sympathy and mod-deleted posts on subreddits.
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"the other metric system".

O Woe to be!
 
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Update, it would appear Larmoyant Pooner has thrown in the towel, and returned early to the States.
Of course, this journey was filled with extreme prejudice,compounded by very little sympathy and mod-deleted posts on subreddits.
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"the other metric system".

O Woe to be!

Another clue from a month ago:

Title says it. Idk why I rub people the wrong way when I'm nice and friendly. I don't even try to be overtly bubbly or in your face but I do like cheering people occasionally, paying compliments when I noticed smth like idk a new haircut or outfit they clearly put effort into. Or congratulate them on acconplishments, greet them when I see them and ask how they are doing/lend an ear if they are going through stuff or ask if they need space.

And yes, I'm the kind of person that likes to ocassionally hold doors open for people, share stuff with roommates if they are in a pickle (even when I am also broke), volunteer to carry your stuff when needed, pick up smth if you drop it etc

And yet it's like that immediately is disliked? I'm being manipulative and evil. Like that's tipping them off and letting them know I'm being fake or doing it with ulterior motives when... well I'm not! Idk how to explain I just like being kind bc I think the world is shit enough as it is. I am heavily depressed and have gone through a lot so yeah, forgive me for trying to remember your birthday bc I know what it's like to have no one remember yours, or ask you how you are doing if you seem down, or gettign you a small thing I found at the store bc it reminded me of you and I thought you'd like it, or for feeling happy for you and say your earned that accomplishment. And also bc I don't have THE TIME OR ENERGY to be thinking of how much I dislike someone so I try to focus on what I like about them or just not think about them and move on.

And the thing is... I am also not even a full on push over? If someone disrespects me I WILL stand my ground, but when I'm choosing to be nice, people think I'm weak and naive and stupid or annoying.

And like... idk about manipulation? Sometimes I forget I'm being "nice" and it's TRULY a part of my personality. I can't help it. I have tried to be colder (which gets me liked more) but then I forget to put on that facade and you have me smiling and waving at you or just trying to be nice to you. Only to realize I am doing it again and I just gave off red flags once again.

And it's funny bc... this only happens with others my age? Millenials and older people tend to LOVE me and always tell me I'm a "good kid" unprompted (I'm 23).

So idk. Wtf. I can't help being like a golden retriever sometimes I guess. And I hate it bc people just assume I'm being malicious and either try to take advantage, look at me with disgust or avoid me at all costs/exclude me.

Seeking advice but also partially venting

So I (22 transmasc) have had a crush on this guy for a while right? And well I'm like 99% sure he thinks I'm an absolute creep. Partially bc I have social anxiety/AuDHD and always got hella nervous when talking to him, and partially bc a mutual friend started shit talking me after a falling out I had with him and getting close to him just to spite me since he knew I had a crush on him. He was always super sweet and polite to me but I noticed he started treating me differently (like he wanted to get out of there) after this ex friend started running his mouth about me. Knowing him he most likely made up stuff about me being a crazy and dangerous unstable b*tch while misgendering me or smth (since I'm AFAB and he still saw me as a woman). And that I probably stalk him or smth (which I do not btw).

So, in an attempt to not creep him out and show him that's not who I am (letting my actions speak for me). I pulled away and stopped seeking him out only being polite if I had to interact with him. (I should also add that some of his friends hate me even if I've never spoken to them that much and I've been nice/haven't given them a reason to hate me).

Well a couple of days ago (After a few months of this happening where I thought things where okay since I even went to a party at his house!) I made the stupid corageous decision to request to follow him on Instagram. I had figured this would be my last attempt to test the waters and see if I still had a chance of being at least his friend or smth. And that the follow request would give me my answer. For better or for worse. And... he rejected it. Obviously, that's why I'm here.

Now I'm hurt. Really hurt. I should mention I have Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria. But I'm also ready to move one. What hurts is that I wish he could see me for who I am. Not believe rumors about me. But I know it's also not worth it to waste time on someone who sees you as annoying or pathetic or a creep. Which now I know he sees me as. So that ship has sailed. And as frustrating as it might be I know there is nothing I can do to change the way other's perceive me, specially not him.

So I want to forget about him. And Instagram won't stop making his profile pop up. And I don't want to be tempted to reach out to him anymore in a drunken stupor or smth. So I want to block him. But idk if that's a good idea. I mean would he notice I blocked him if he obviously wants nothing to do with me? I don't want to come across as immature or petty or whatever since we have a lot of acquaintances in common. But I also just want to not see him and move on. Hell I don't even want to see him in person ever again for my own good if I can help it.

It hurts he'll never see my worth or try to get to know the real me. And I suffer from a lot of insecurities about ending up alone because I'm trans.

I still struggle with my self esteem but I'm trying. I know there is a lot of me to love and if he doesn't appreciate that that's his loss. I'm kind and love animals. And I'm a good listener and try to be a good friend and be there for those I care about (not to say he is oligated to want to be friends with me, or I'm entitled to anything btw! I'm just trying to cheer myself up I think). So I'm not to bad I guess?

Does anyone have any advice on what to do from here? Should I block him? How can I move on and not let myself/my silly brain get hopeful now that I have a solid answer? How do I cope with seeing him in person and wanting to recoil and feeling awkward knowing he thinks awful things of me and finds me creepy? How do you move on at this point? How do I keep my spirits up and keep alive the hope that someone will eventually come along and love me despite me being trans? How can I avoid seeing him or being reminded of him?

Anything is welcome.
 
s. I am heavily depressed and have gone through a lot so yeah, forgive me for trying to remember your birthday bc I know what it's like to have no one remember yours, or ask you how you are doing if you seem down, or gettign you a small thing I found at the store bc it reminded me of you and I thought you'd like it, or for feeling happy for you and say your earned that accomplishment.
Pooner attempts to buy friendship.

If she were truly ‘just nice’, people’s reactions would be far less of an issue. Sounds like she’s obsessional with people around her and does anything for attention. I believe the woke name for this is ‘emotional vampire’. Or fucking atmosphere vacuum. The kind of person people internally groan at when she walks into view.
 

no womens clothes fit me and i'm fucking sick of it

195cm (6'5) 120kg (260lbs). pre HRT, sort of a dad bod fat distribution.
i'm really tall, even for the male standard. i'm also overweight. for a few YEARS now i have dreamed of buying new clothes and dressing how i like, not hoodies and sweatpants. NO FUCKING STORE SELLS COOL CLOTHES THAT BIG
eveytime someone compliments my height i want to cry. i'm basically outside societies standards, most mens clothes don't fit me. since i have found out i'm trans, it's only become worse
every time i see someone looking cool i feel fucking miserable. i have a rather defined style (femboy/punk/hippie), and i dream of expressing myself and maybe finding people with similar intrests to mine.
being trans, autistic, and too big i feel completely rejected by society. nothing is made for me, no clothes, no vehicle, no institution.
do i have do actually go self sufficient and learn how to sew? i honestly feel hopeless right now.

Hoo boy. I singled this one out because, without total powerleveling, I am bigger and taller than this bloke, and the very idea that he was going to be able to get women's clothing in his size was so laughable I can well believe his myriad of mental problems. Even women who are just 5'11 even can barely get trousers off the shelf in the proper length.

Nothing is made for me either, toots, but navigating the world wanting to be seen as a woman will just make everything harder for you.

(Also, yes, I can reach that item for you that's on the top and back of the supermarket shelf.)
 
Update, it would appear Larmoyant Pooner has thrown in the towel, and returned early to the States.
In terms of the queueing “Karen” I call complete and utter bullshit lmao. Yes, people here treat queueing like a fact of life, but we’re still British and are relatively spineless and don’t like confrontation. There is absolutely no way she got screamed at and cussed at for queue jumping, people just don’t do that here - it’s a complete tell that she’s a foreigner writing fanfiction. She may as well have written “and then she shouted “Cor blimey - oi guvna! Get out the queue before I call the royal guards! Now toodlepip and cheerio!”.

“And yes, I'm the kind of person that likes to ocassionally hold doors open for people, share stuff with roommates-“

Medal’s in the post love. Can you be made a saint while still alive?
 
Lmaoo these trannies are so delusional , this TIM is crying because a gay dude lied to him about being straight, because apparently ya know, heterosexual men are the only ones that seek out to date transwomen 🤣 This troon had a meltdown after finding out that the boyfriend has dated regular gay "cis men" too.

Ultimate tranny cope, take this L , no straight guy is smashing you.



This is the ex boyfriend that he was dating, Jae has a huge fetish for masculine latino guys and got this 🤣 🤣



Sorry i don't know to embed the videos to autoplay but the links work.
 
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Lmaoo these trannies are so delusional , this TIM is crying because a gay dude lied to him about being straight, because apparently ya know, heterosexual men are the only ones that seek out to date transwomen 🤣 This troon had a meltdown after finding out that the boyfriend has dated regular gay "cis men" too.

Ultimate tranny cope, take this L , no straight guy is smashing you.

This is the ex boyfriend that he was dating, Jae has a huge fetish for masculine latino guys and got this 🤣 🤣


Sorry i don't know to embed the videos to autoplay but the links work.
I got 404.
 
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