Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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poopshoes said:
What is the deal with this fucking boq guy?
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he's a fat fuck, like pat.
 
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Two weeks ago, Patrick (aka Jennifer) had beat one nigger baby assailant so bad he dropped his phone (before being promptly turned into pepperoni)

A week ago Patrick had never had a cheesesteak, had never been to Chubby's Cheesesteaks and the police report was wrong in every last delusional detail as always.

Now he's back to beating one of the pepperoni Americans. His mind works on mysterious (fat) ways
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Right on fucking cue lol. My guess is he got his slop to go after being robbed or just left
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
7. Insert your own story
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Here’s my own retarded theory. The moment that payment hits the bank account, Niki files for divorce. She obviously hates this man’s guts, he has made her life miserable for years. I figure the only way she has stayed around this long is the chance of a payout.

A settlement from the MPD is the biggest payday a failed author is going to get. Mark my words, Niki is going to get that bag and scram if he wins the suit.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Here’s my own retarded theory. The moment that payment hits the bank account, Niki files for divorce. She obviously hates this man’s guts, he has made her life miserable for years. I figure the only way she has stayed around this long is the chance of a payout.

A settlement from the MPD is the biggest payday a failed author is going to get. Mark my words, Niki is going to get that bag and scram if he wins the suit.
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See, you guys just want the easy fun by having Fatrick lose. A prolonged court case filled with Fatrick being called to the stand along with Niki and then getting a payout to see what this retard does to lose that money is way funnier
 
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Nice try being "smart", stupid little Jennifer. You didn't do shit aside from never stop xeeting against the pests and never learned your lesson from being beaten the living shit up by 3 nigger kids in Chubby's Cheesesteak in 2020. Didn't you say shit over the LA Fire Department before?

You can't stop rubbing your faucet microcock and your ego, Rick; it's why you're so easy to be debunked out of your bullshit, and that you're Mama Raven's golden child says everything about you.
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:tomlinson: No, CHILD! These are all facts! Your paycheck, and your life will be ruined by evil orange man's tariffs! Shut your fucking mouth, and listen to everything I've said, baby child! You have no permissions to deflect my hot takes!
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:tomlinson: Republicans are no more than an alt-right movement and are brainwashing us American, child. Only Dems can save this country from evil orange man's tariffs. These are all facts, and these are merely your delusions to believe the Republican party, sweetie.

You're still a fat faggot with bitch tits, Fat Prick, enjoy dunce caps.
 
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OffTopic said:
Someone started the rumor he doesn't have a father so in his infinite wisdom Liban decided to secretly record a call with his own father and post it to pwn the trolls
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That is such a 2014 era Richard move, it's astounding.

I guess at least Boq isn't as fat. On the other hand, he's probably sad some else already took the name @Sexy Senior Citizen
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I asked AI to create a sitcom based off of Rick and this is what it gave me.

Title: "The Pat-Down"

Premise:​

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a self-proclaimed author, comedian, and "internet celebrity" who navigates his chaotic daily life in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The show portrays Patrick as an overly confident, clueless narcissist who somehow manages to sabotage every opportunity while hilariously failing to recognize his shortcomings. Whether he's boasting about his "writing prowess" or his "Twitter dominance," Patrick consistently faces embarrassing comeuppances that leave audiences cringing—and laughing.

Characters:​

  1. Patrick S. Tomlinson (played by himself or a comedic actor): A bombastic, self-important man whose grandiose self-image contrasts starkly with his constant string of public and personal failures. He's convinced he's a genius, but his delusions are a never-ending source of hilarity.
  2. Janice (his long-suffering neighbor): A no-nonsense middle-aged woman who constantly shuts Patrick down with biting sarcasm and harsh truths. She has zero patience for his antics but secretly enjoys watching his trainwreck of a life.
  3. Bryce (his "social media manager" and only friend): A tech-savvy millennial who reluctantly helps Patrick manage his online presence. Bryce is far more competent and intelligent than Patrick but sticks around purely for the absurdity.
  4. Larry (the bar owner): The owner of Patrick’s favorite dive bar, where Patrick spends too much time. Larry loves to roast Patrick for his endless supply of bad ideas and failed schemes.
  5. Roxanne (his ex-girlfriend): Patrick’s ex, who occasionally shows up to remind him of his past failures and to take jabs at his current misadventures.
  6. The Twitter Mob (recurring "characters"): A collective force that Patrick constantly battles online. Every episode, his tweets lead to public humiliation, often turning him into the internet's laughingstock.

Episode Ideas:​

  1. Pilot: "Tweetstorm of the Century" Patrick sparks a Twitter war by posting a poorly thought-out hot take about aliens. The fallout leads to him trending, but not for the reasons he hopes. He misinterprets the hate as admiration and accidentally "cancels" himself.
  2. "The Great Debate" Patrick agrees to debate a local college professor on a topic he knows nothing about (but claims to be an expert in). Chaos ensues as he’s humiliated in front of a live audience, culminating in him tripping over the mic cord and face-planting.
  3. "The Book That Wasn't" Patrick spends the episode bragging about his upcoming novel "launch," only for it to be revealed that his publisher dropped him months ago. He scrambles to self-publish, accidentally uploading an incomplete draft full of typos.
  4. "Blocked and Loaded" After claiming to have "blocked more people than anyone on Twitter," Patrick sets out to prove it by creating a bot to block entire demographics. The bot backfires, blocking everyone, including himself.
  5. "Writer's Plight" Patrick tries to join a prestigious local writers' group but is quickly rejected for being insufferable. In retaliation, he creates his own "exclusive" writers' group, which no one joins.
  6. "The Roast of Patrick S. Tomlinson" Larry organizes a surprise roast for Patrick's birthday. What starts as a lighthearted affair spirals into Patrick storming out after failing to take a single joke, only to return after realizing he left his wallet at the bar.
  7. "The Con-Con" Patrick scams his way into a local comic convention as a "featured guest." His panel draws zero attendees, and his attempt to crash a celebrity panel ends with security escorting him out.
  8. "Man vs. Bicycle" Patrick attempts to go viral by filming himself performing a stunt on his bicycle. The stunt fails spectacularly, becoming the subject of a viral meme mocking his efforts.

Humor Style:​

  • Cringe Comedy: Awkward situations that highlight Patrick's inflated ego clashing with reality.
  • Slapstick: Physical comedy resulting from Patrick’s harebrained schemes.
  • Social Satire: Mocking online culture, ego-driven influencers, and literary elitism.

Running Gag:​

Patrick’s recurring attempts to explain why he's "misunderstood" always backfire hilariously, with someone pointing out the painfully obvious flaws in his logic.

Tagline:
"The only thing bigger than his ego... are his failures."
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Here’s my own retarded theory. The moment that payment hits the bank account, Niki files for divorce. She obviously hates this man’s guts, he has made her life miserable for years. I figure the only way she has stayed around this long is the chance of a payout.

A settlement from the MPD is the biggest payday a failed author is going to get. Mark my words, Niki is going to get that bag and scram if he wins the suit.
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I was thinking about this myself. I hope so. Settlement minus attorneys fees, the Nicki takes HALF and leaves piggy all alone with a little drinking money. This may be the optimal outcome. He will spiral worse than when the blonde left him because now hes older, fatter and an undatable lolcow.

Edit: Forgot about Lynne. If he owes her for the Quasi payment, thats even less for piggytits
 
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Nice try being "smart", stupid little Jennifer. You didn't do shit aside from never stop xeeting against the pests and never learned your lesson from being beaten the living shit up by 3 nigger kids in Chubby's Cheesesteak in 2020. Didn't you say shit over the LA Fire Department before?
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I know you're all shocked that even that tweet isn't original.
and of course the post on Instagram Snoop made in 2020.
Meanwhile five years ago this song was made

Nothing Patrick does is original.
 
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:tomlinson: Republicans are no more than an alt-right movement and are brainwashing us American, child. Only Dems can save this country from evil orange man's tariffs. These are all facts, and these are merely your delusions to believe the Republican party, sweetie.

You're still a fat faggot with bitch tits, Fat Prick, enjoy dunce caps
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Just going to blow past how disgusting and factually wrong this is to hit on the much simpler point that the governor of NC and the mayor of Asheville are both democrats.

And gov Cooper is not popular with the repubs so if his response and preparation were poor we all would've heard about it.
 
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