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Now that thats cleared up: I'm a basement crew goon and Sid, Saint Isaias Boner, and Issac are all my posting pals but since our thread got gassed I really don't have much of a reason to stay on SA anymore.

I like making dumb pictures and gifs for photoshop fridays, shooting the "shit", posting funny videos and images, and when i'm feeling brave posting neo-nazis music in GBS and telling leftist goons i'm going to cave their heads in with a baseball bat.

I'm going to lurk the rest of your forums a bit now and decide whether or not this is the place for me! Thank you very much for your time.

Oh hey.

I've been reading this a while and I'm in the same boat. Don't really feel like SA is home anymore with the crew thread gone. I've tried posting in GBS since but it hasn't been a lot of fun.

Welp, I'll get back to lurking. Just wanted to say hi since another basement poster has shown up.
 
"Prove what race you are before you are permitted to speak!" - someone who apparently hates Nazism.

I want to be clear to casual non-goon readers: this actually happened. The OP of the Negrotown thread demanded another poster prove he was black, so the other poster showed a picture of his hand next to a brown paper bag. This was just one of the times that happened, actually.
 
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My kid brother caught a 6-er for saying that diddling kids is indefensible

I got banned for calling Mayor Wilkins a weirdo faggot

It's too bad thousands of hilariously unfair and bad probations and bans are lost to the sands of time because most people don't put up with some fat bitch deciding that you should have to pay $10 because your post was off topic, or that you don't get to post for a week because you insulted a middle aged bitchtit liberal by cracking wise about fat acceptance.
 
On the other hand, as long as you express correct black opinions as defined by goons, your other hand can literally be

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And you're still as black as Malcolm X. (Photo of SedanChair, who I believe still posts as a black guy on D&D with a new username.)
 
I'm surprised that so many bad moderation decisions were made by such a team of winners. I don't claim to know every mod drama story in SA's history, but for non-goons here's a sample from the last 3-4 years:

Aatrek - Literal convicted paedophile (molested a child whilst babysitting), was mod of the TV forum for years before SS doxxed him.
Eggplant Wizard - Feminazi mod of PYF (and maybe GBS too?), handed out probations for wrongthink and rape culture, until she got doxxed (not sure who by) and it turned out she was writing furry rapefics in her spare time.
Brother Jonathan - Spectacularly autistic PYF mod who was obsessed with trains, eventually had a meltdown when posters barraged him with the phrase "Nig Nog tryin' to get a hand beezy" over and over until he detonated. Exploded in the mod forum, one of the other mods leaked his meltdown post, possibly the funniest mod fall of them all.
Childlike Empress - Actually banned image macros (and banned posters who posted them) in PYF of all places (basically think of PYF as a sort of safe-for-work version of 4Chan)
Abe - Superstar GBS mod with an army of ass-kissers who "coincidentally" stood down after attempting to dogpile a 12-year-old boy on twitter who was guilty of some tiny trans-related wrongthink and ended up being owned by said child in spectacular fashion.
Windows 98 - Much-loathed GBS shitposter who begged Lady Ambien (Mrs Lowtax) to be made a mod for so long she caved in and agreed to get him a second account to mod from to avoid a full-on forums revolt if GBS found out who he was, couldn't resist boasting about it, got banned instead.
Grover - Long-serving mod of GIP (the forum for military types), who claimed to hold the "equivalent rank" of Colonel, turned out to be some civilian contractor who didn't know which end of a gun was the loud one. Built his own house in such an amazingly incompetent way (load-bearing drywall, insulated stairs) that it was condemned over and over by inspectors, until he got accredited as a building inspector himself and passed his own dangerous and incompetent work. Mention of "Groverhaus" was punishable by the banhammer for years, in one of the finest examples of comedy being illegal the forums ever created. Rumour has it that Lowtax hates GIP and kept Grover on as a mod there specifically to make their lives miserable.

Apologies if any of that isn't 100% accurate, I'm too lazy to do my research. I'm sure there's more, too.
 
On the other hand, as long as you express correct black opinions as defined by goons, your other hand can literally be

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And you're still as black as Malcolm X. (Photo of SedanChair, who I believe still posts as a black guy on D&D with a new username.)

Good ol' Talcum X
 
Abe - Superstar GBS mod with an army of ass-kissers who "coincidentally" stood down after attempting to dogpile a 12-year-old boy on twitter who was guilty of some tiny trans-related wrongthink and ended up being owned by said child in spectacular fashion.

Okay fuck off, that story gets dumber every time I hear it. I jumped into some banter because I saw everyone else on my feed doing it. I wasn't trying to dogpile a kid and I didn't even see the 'wrongthink'. Also, when I found out exactly what went down I apologized to redzos and we sorted it out. Even he thought everyone's reaction over it was overblown (it got to the point of 4channers ringing up my work and saying I was a pedophile trying to talk to children about their penises).
 
On the other hand, as long as you express correct black opinions as defined by goons, your other hand can literally be

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And you're still as black as Malcolm X. (Photo of SedanChair, who I believe still posts as a black guy on D&D with a new username.)


SedanChair also once claimed to be attacked by the KKK and neo-nazis in Ferguson and then another poster, who knows him IRL and was with him that day at the protest, immediately debunked it and called him out, to which he back pedaled like hell
 
It's starting to more and more look like just shutting up any and all goons talking about Kiwifarms is enough for the mods and Lowtax to feel comfortable just never releasing the promised explanation of what the hell they're thinking.

For me, this ending would be satisfying, although bittersweet in that I don't get to laugh at whatever dumb cover story they have. What do you all hope happens?

Finding out another mod is a pedophile is just a gimme so don't waste your wishes on that.
 
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