Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[TismFarmer]

Disabled Bodies of Colour...

 

[unwieldy_object]

"Disabled" is such a huge and heterogenous category, I don't see how there can even be advice that applies to all disabilities in case of disaster preparedness. Surely someone who is blind has challenges that are not at all the same as someone who is, idk, diabetic or is in a wheelchair. Lmao now I am picturing information pamphlets specifically for the blind, that are identical to the regular ones except "flashlight" is not on the list of useful equipment.

"How to prepare for emergencies with....long covid/POTS/autism/general retardedness. I could make this my side hustle.

The thing is that it doesn't need to be specific, it's about making an individual aware of the things that they themselves need to think about.
In general it's same things as everyone has to think about, but with added stuff like how you need to think about how many days you should have medications at home for, how are you supposed to get out of your apartment if you live on the fifth floor and rely on a powerchair but there's no electricity, if you have medicine that needs to be stored cool, how do you do it. Things like that.
It's more of making people aware of and start thinking/planning themselves how they are going to solve particular issues.

I'm again using the example of the booklet I've got, it doesn't go into details but is intended to make people aware of what is important to plan for in the case of a sudden crisis, no matter if it's a natural disaster, war or something as simple as a major power failure.

What pisses me off is that these people act like they are the ones to look at for advice while they sperg about irrelevant bullshit, either you give advice or you don't act like you are doing it.
You don't claim to have penned a "guide" when all you do is spending countless words on nothing.

It's a bit frustrating not having English as a first language bc I feel like I don't really get my point across.

Edit: you can find the booklet here so you can see the examples for yourself

 

[and I must scream]

Edit: you can find the booklet here so you can see the examples for yourself

Hey, seriously thanks for that, it's a great resource. Obviously some of the things are only relevant to people in Sweden, but many things are relevant everywhere. Every country/state should have something like that.

And I agree 100% with everything you said on the matter.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria smells like unwashed ass.

At least there are some things we can all agree on, like that Neil Gaiman is disgusting.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

First of all, "disabled bodies of color" - nice phrasing. Not at all dehumanizing.

To the point, protesting police brutality is not very relevant for surviving a natural disaster, but it is for an activist. Or at least activists of certain kind.

It's like they can't even admit to themselves that they are just black people. I've seen some egregious examples of the "X bodies" over the years and every single one did sound dehumanizing as hell

Victoria smells like unwashed ass.

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At least there are some things we can all agree on, like that Neil Gaiman is disgusting.

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Classic Vicky. Me! Me! ME!!!!!!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Victoria smells like unwashed ass.

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At least there are some things we can all agree on, like that Neil Gaiman is disgusting.

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Buy baby wipes from the dollar store. Use a wash cloth.

She’s right about Neil Gaiman, though. Stopped clock etc.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

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Top minds of tweeter are working overtime to shed light on the most important things that we may not be aware of, better donate to their gfm to thank them for their effort

Dude is so downlow he's deep within the tunnels beneath the public hospitals of Gaza

Much of it just waxes on about how disabled black queer people are oh-so-special and should be "centered" during disaster responses. Reparations get brought up as well, of course.

Also, I kinda have to comment on this shit:

I love that the survival guide advice basically boils down to:
- Angrily demand white people pay you for being professionally black
- Getting lost in a fantasy world of your own (or Britney's) making, where your inability to cope with the basic pressures of life are prized attributes, and you get the same luxurious lifestyle as someone who actually works.

Forget disaster preparedness, this is just how these idiots get through life.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Forget disaster preparedness, this is just how these idiots get through life.

When every day in your life is a disaster, you might as well.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky’s doctor says ”NO XOLAIR FOR YOU”, but concern trolls her expertly so she accepts it. Needs new, local dealer tho.

What do? Better fake a couple of yuuuuge anaphylaxes, STAT!


The way she tries to portray her sad, lonely munchie existence as quirky drives me nuts tbh.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Would this clown please just google what anaphylaxis is for christ sake, it would take 3 seconds.

 

[CyberInu]

Would this clown please just google what anaphylaxis is for christ sake, it would take 3 seconds.

I hope she doesn't, because I'm waiting for a magical Level V Anaphylaxis with Leukemia Features diagnosis.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Vicky’s doctor says ”NO XOLAIR FOR YOU”, but concern trolls her expertly so she accepts it. Needs new, local dealer tho.
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What do? Better fake a couple of yuuuuge anaphylaxes, STAT!
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The way she tries to portray her sad, lonely munchie existence as quirky drives me nuts tbh.

Her face changed shape? What? From big pink circle with a double chin to a bigger pink circle with a double chin?
Uwu such a ~fragile manly man~

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I love when the munchie gets to the "the stress of not giving me my meds is doing this to meeeeee" phase. Stress induced "anaphylaxis" to get benzos - should have seen this one coming.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Would this clown please just google what anaphylaxis is for christ sake, it would take 3 seconds.

She'll tell you what she told those eugenicist bigots at NYU: she's allergic to research.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’m pretty sure she could get the xolair called into a pharmacy and administered there. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I love when the munchie gets to the "the stress of not giving me my meds is doing this to meeeeee" phase. Stress induced "anaphylaxis" to get benzos - should have seen this one coming.

Vicky making an ER stint because of “stress induced anaphylaxis” followed by angry tweeting

 

[salt]

"Disabled" is such a huge and heterogenous category, I don't see how there can even be advice that applies to all disabilities in case of disaster preparedness. Surely someone who is blind has challenges that are not at all the same as someone who is, idk, diabetic or is in a wheelchair. Lmao now I am picturing information pamphlets specifically for the blind, that are identical to the regular ones except "flashlight" is not on the list of useful equipment.

"How to prepare for emergencies with....long covid/POTS/autism/general retardedness. I could make this my side hustle.

I think when these people say “disabled” they really specifically mean self-diagnosed autistic POTS ME/CFS MCS munchies. The advice is by and for people with cluster B personality disorders who want to feel special, not for actually helping anyone or doing anything. They’re the only *real* disabled people anyway — Jimmy with Down syndrome isn’t up enough on intersectional theory and that blind guy over there is a cishetwhite shitlord.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

People who work in disaster preparedness and emergency services don't speak about planning for "the disabled." They'll have specific protocols and plans in place for things like how to assist people with mobility issues in evacuating a high rise building, or how to set up relief centers to accommodate people with medical devices that require electricity. The term disabled fell out of fashion i the 90's early 2000's for this reason: it lumped everyone who might have a specific need into one category that was perceived as less than "normal."

An actual guidebook to surviving disasters might try to address the different contingencies people needed based on their disabilites: what extra planning might someone with mobility issues need to make? What about people with vision issues? What should a carer of someone with intellectual disabilities prepare to assist in the event of a disaster?

Instead of blathering on about "your people" what practical steps could a disabled person make to form kinship and community with their neighbours, so in the event of a rapid disaster you have people physically close to you that might be able to help?

This guidebook is so useless it's not even wrong. It's like publishing a recipe book for weight loss and the entire contents were "What if posting online actually burned calories? Maybe it'll happen one day? Anyway, you can probably get McDonalds or something, idk"

 

[Sourceress]

This "guide" goes on and on about "your people", as if everyone lives in communities of people of their own ethnicity only.

I may be being overly generous, but a lot of online communities these days use "your people" as shorthand for "your community and the people around you" and/or "your friends and loved ones". So for example someone might say "you need to tell your people about this" and mean your family or your friends. That's how I've seen it used, anyway.

First of all, "disabled bodies of color" - nice phrasing. Not at all dehumanizing.

I hate whoever decided it was "progressive" to refer to people as "bodies" instead of "people" like they're art pieces or garbage cans instead of human beings so fucking much. "Bodies of color." "Bodies with uteruses." If someone killed whoever started that shit up nobody would mourn.

I’m pretty sure she could get the xolair called into a pharmacy and administered there. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

Maybe she's allergic to pharmacists? She'll die if she doesn't get the white glove treatment, her Xolair has to be administered by someone making over $200k/year.

I think when these people say “disabled” they really specifically mean self-diagnosed autistic POTS ME/CFS MCS munchies. The advice is by and for people with cluster B personality disorders who want to feel special, not for actually helping anyone or doing anything.

This is exactly what that kind of thing is, it's why half the "guidebook" is just political nonsense and "think about your dreamstate" and whatever. It's about making sure you know what to do and more importantly what to say to make sure you are centered at all times by the people around you.

It's honestly a shame these online "guidebook" type things are always such total BS. I could see the need, especially with the way extreme weather events are becoming more common, for disability-friendly guides on what to do in an emergency, preferably catered to different forms of disability. But I guess you don't get too much internet fame for writing things like "an autist's guide to finding your local tornado shelter" or "how to keep a cooler at perfect temp so your insulin stays good while you evacuate from a tsunami".

 

[Vernon Dozier]

The thing that pisses me off about these people is there are people with legitimate disabilities who actually need care, and to see specialists who have to compete for limited resources with these cluster b self-diagnosed nutcases.