Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[just Reading a post]

It is funny because in any raid I have been in with my guilds we would just have shat on the dude pulling the boss and had a laugh, or we would just think it was really funny. Helps being in a guild of essentially shit talking old gamer dads and 30 year olds reliving their toxic youth in Classic WoW I guess.

He can't just take the L and say he fucked it up, because he has been putting it out there that he was a god of WoW. And he had influence to how the game was balanced for years based on his god like skills. It is a lie, and he is not the hot shit player he told people he was. He takes himself so seriously, look at how he is reporting people for saying roach.
Every guild, every player has fucked up a pull once in the game. It is inevitable. Even on the hardcore side with the permadeath. Bad pulls happen, and are just shrugged off with a sorry guys i fucked up chat. Everyone takes the risk knowing that a bad pull can wipe out a character. Only the spastics and spergs freak the fuck out about it and cause real drama. But he has handled this like a big fucking baby and proved himself a spastic.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Redditors are waking up that Maldy is indeed Yandere Dev tier programmer.

Spoiler: OH NOOOOO

Spoiler: Archive

archive.is does not seem to work on Reddit for some reason so here is a screenshot:

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

I find it funny that he thinks that everyone there liked him.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Redditors are waking up that Maldy is indeed Yandere Dev tier programmer.

Spoiler: OH NOOOOO

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Spoiler: Archive

archive.is does not seem to work on Reddit for some reason so here is a screenshot:
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Archive worked for me: http://archive.today/I5lbY

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

This is the same guy telling everyone to "touch grass" btw. Like how the fuck is it even possible to stream this much?

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

I love how this whole situation is a prime example of classic lolcow behavior. Never admitting accountability, never learning from mistakes and even pulling out the "my dad works at blizzard" line. His reaction is giving me flashbacks to when Chris Chan would act all cool and badass threatening the trollz.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

>Has guild named after porn site
>Fucks over his friends

1 Trillion IQ Foresight, likely costed a lot of mana.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Another batch from LSF:

PirateSoftware says content creators want to get in a fight with him???

PirateSoftware Quintuples Down.

PirateSoftware has "reported it to twitch" regarding creators "organizing hate raids".



Redditors everyone.

 

[Mulbruk]

He's currently getting filthy on stream that people are making fun of the "Worked at blizzard" statement. Claiming he's playing 4D chess by goading negative responses and then banning them, not realising he's just burning every scrap of goodwill he had left.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

He's currently getting filthy on stream that people are making fun of the "Worked at blizzard" statement. Claiming he's playing 4D chess by goading negative responses and then banning them, not realising he's just burning every scrap of goodwill he had left.

It's really awesome that he streams every waking moment every day because we get to watch him meltdown in real-time. He's like a one-man Fishtank mini spinoff.

 

[NezahualDoomer]

Another batch from LSF:

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PirateSoftware says content creators want to get in a fight with him???

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PirateSoftware Quintuples Down.

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PirateSoftware has "reported it to twitch" regarding creators "organizing hate raids".


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Redditors everyone.

That second clip, holy shit, I loathe FANATICS.

Fanaticism is a mental disorder.

 

[four]

Sadly it seems that us reporting on Maldy hasn't made up for all those killing we used to do.

 

[Pizdec]

Redditors everyone.

Ah yes, because I can't think of anything better to do with my day then go to Mald's stream, call him a faggot, and get banned. As well as 5000 other users. Literally half the fucking site had nothing better to do then hate brigade to his shit ass stream.

For anyone running on less then 8gb of RAM, I'm being sarcastic.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Finally decided to register. Long time lurker, have been reading the farms for a while. About time something blew in Maldemort's face. Still stupid it had to be over a nothing burger that was the misplay and not everything else this faggot did, but I guess it makes it even funnier.

Being relatively techy, having some """industry contacts""" and with his huge ego he might be convinced to start #DropKiwifarms part 2.

Maldy is just female keffals.

 

[just Reading a post]

He's currently getting filthy on stream that people are making fun of the "Worked at blizzard" statement. Claiming he's playing 4D chess by goading negative responses and then banning them, not realising he's just burning every scrap of goodwill he had left.

If he keep leaning on the "my contacts at Blizzard" shit, it is going to backfire hard when they will be forced to put out a disavow post and probably clap down on his account, throwing him out of the game to cool off. I can imagine their customer support is already getting posts talking about undue influence and corruption. Last thing they need in the state Blizzard is in, is a nepo fag causing paying customer's to leave.

 

[Billy Bong]

I'm zipping ahead here, but someone just pointed out to me that you can chat in his twitch chat without even following him, just have a Twitch account.
That is unheard of and I checked and yes you can.
He's trying to farm stranger haters in his chat right now to show how he's so persecuted. What a fucking faggot.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

"Daddy, the people online are being mean to me because i suck at the game, can you pleeeeeeaaaaaaase ban them?"
Imagine stooping so low that you are unironically reporting people mocking your gaming skills to the company your father worked at. The sad part is that given that this is Modern Blizzard, they'll probably do it.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Friend sent me a clip, we're up to 6000+ bans now.

That piqued my interest to look at his stream for a good 10 minutes, everything he does is nothing but farming the drama.

 

[Ghostse]

What IS his real voice anyway?
Low T faggy voice?

This is him speaking without his juiced EQ but he's actively trying real hard to put a deep voice... So not a benchmark either, I wonder how he really sounds like.

That is an auditorium full of more fours than a TopGolf

 

[NezahualDoomer]

Friend sent me a clip, we're up to 6000+ bans now.

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That piqued my interest to look at his stream for a good 10 minutes, everything he does is nothing but farming the drama.

Is he a Jew? he has the behavior, muh 6000 bans!!!

This looks like the typical Jew play of problem reaction solution that can get some changes into the platform.