Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Gravemind]

Getting called a nigger or told to kys is base level internet banter. Level 0. You'd think someone who has been on the internet for 30+ years and 20+ years in the tech field would have been forged in the fire and flames of the early web.....

Furfag shitcoder surprised when he can't just push away the rest of the world saying things he doesn't like, unlike he does for his Twitch chat.

 

[neger psykolog]

Here's him in 2017, before the deep voice grift

Isn't the deep voice shit the same thing that dumb Theranos bitch tried to put on as a LARP to be some ultra assertive psychopathic CEO (who actually ended up being psychopathic).

dis nigga should wear a turtleneck so he can be like le steve jobs too

 

[Asian tech support]

Preservetube link so we don't lose this masterpiece if Mald and his minions try to strike it.

local archive

 

[Lil' Hog]

Isn't the deep voice shit the same thing that dumb Theranos bitch tried to put on as a LARP to be some ultra assertive psychopathic CEO (who actually ended up being psychopathic).

dis nigga should wear a turtleneck so he can be like le steve jobs too

I'm 100% sure he thinks he's just as important as Jobs too lmao

 

[Scorpion From MK]

From LSF;

PirateSoftware says that there are streamers in Onlyfangs that want to cause problems with him.

PirateSoftware says that people weren't there to see what happened on the DM run.

Pirate Calls Some of the People Attacking Him Psychotic.

PirateSoftware documenting the content creators.

Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

EDIT:

(https://archive.fo/d9VYD)
Putting this here for prosperity's sake.

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

Hope this was worth it for you

The furry cries as he strikes you

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

Narcissists are so fucking interesting to me. Dude is actually threatening to get people banned from a video game because his vagina hurts. Hope people start digging into his ferret "business", and everything else he's working with. I stopped following DSP's bullshit because it got boring. This guy is like a more charismatic and knowledgeable DSP. Incapable of self-reflection. Yet they have this following that will never leave their sides.

Which sucks, because you always want these assholes to hit rock bottom. They always have a group of pedos or social rejects to fall on.

Edit: That threatening video is at the top of LSF now. Ha!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I'm sure threatening people will work just aswell as the gaslighting did.
Edit:

It's pointless to delete evidence of shit when you do it in front of an audience and you also have as much heat on you as you do right now. Plus the people your threatening's audience. Hell, this thread alone is generating a shit ton of guest views,

 

[Gravemind]

From LSF;

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PirateSoftware says that there are streamers in Onlyfangs that want to cause problems with him.

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PirateSoftware says that people weren't there to see what happened on the DM run.


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Pirate Calls Some of the People Attacking Him Psychotic.

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PirateSoftware documenting the content creators.


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Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

EDIT:
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(https://archive.fo/d9VYD)
Putting this here for prosperity's sake.

I like how the one clip in that whole batch that got people on reddit taking Mald's side is the one where he shows off the totally real death threat he definitely received about how he might get stabbed leaving his home to go to Blizzcon 2025.

Everything else? He's being a fucking baby about it and he deserves all the flack he's getting. Some rando giving him the most milquetoast basic bitch internet "threat" in order to spook him? Hey, whoa, too far there buddy, you're taking video games and streamer drama too seriously if you're rolling up an alt just to talk shit.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Dude is actually threatening to get people banned from a video game because his vagina hurts

"My friends work for Blizzard guys, they're totally gonna ban you" What a faggot, are we sure he isn't this kid grown up?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I'm sure current Blizzard employees are gonna go throw everything away to get back at the big meanies.

Reason for ban: Called my "friend" a roach. Take you and your paying audience and get outta here.

Imagine how fucked blizzard would get if even one of these dudes gets banned in retaliation,

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

Pirate on in game reports: “I worked at Blizzard for 7 years, there are a whole lot of people there who still know me. All of these reports are going directly to them”.

Yes mald, I'm sure the 2 QA people that didn't hate you that still work in the company will go a long way towards making your tickets fruitful

 

[stupid fufu]

Imagine if pirate keeps the drama up so much sodapoppin just gets tired of his ass and kicks him from the guild.
That'd be the first step, the second step would be Jason crying about how toxic OnlyFangs is and how he's going to cry to his buddies at blizzard to get everyone banned.
He's such a massive faggot. Literally furry YandereDev.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm sure current Blizzard employees are gonna go throw everything away to get back at the big meanies. Reason for ban: Called my "friend" a roach. Take you and your paying audience and get outta here. Imagine how fucked blizzard would get if even one of these dudes gets banned in retaliation,

Imagine gloating about working for Blizzard in the first place lol

brb going to play Diablo Immortal with my buddy Elon Musk - Blizzard is so cool!

 

[Retarded Fat Autist]

I first learned about this guy when a bunch of retarded vtuber fans where sperging out about him being irl "friends" with one and then when looking into it found out that said vtuber was a hyperdegenerate "a self proclaimed anal queen puppy for breeding inflation fetishist" and so was the guy too and the more i looked the worse it got and i just think the snowballing effect is funny i never would have known that either existed if not for crying virgins loudly being mad their oshi is probably fucking him for money

 

[Gravemind]

brb going to play Diablo Immortal with my buddy Elon Musk - Blizzard is so cool!

Mald would never say something flattering about Elon. Maybe.

Spoiler: I hope.

But it has been noted that he's shittalked Blizzard multiple times despite continuing to tout his nepo baby status and connections.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

EDIT:
View attachment 6858111
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Putting this here for prosperity's sake.

This dude would get a gold medal at the olympics of being an asshole and too oblivious in how he comes across.

 

[Colon capital V]

Bit of an odd question, but when did he start touting "20 years of coding experience" again?
Because if he said that at the start of Heartbound's development, then we are coming up to nearly "30 years of coding experience".

 

[Scorpion From MK]

But it has been noted that he's shittalked Blizzard multiple times despite continuing to tout his nepo baby status and connections.

One of those times.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

This is what he gets for messing with the Mold Man.