Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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So did he watch that whole bitesize documentary or is he just coping about his bully's mom dying from people texting him over it?
He doesn’t watch anyone’s videos about him, but he knows about Bitesize because he saw the first video he ever posted and hates him for it. Bitesize actually talks about it in his latest documentary episode. Like someone else mentioned he also talked about the Carl incident so that’s likely why weens were blowing up his phone about it.

 
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He doesn’t watch anyone’s videos about him, but he knows about Bitesize because he saw the first video he ever posted and hates him for it. Bitesize actually talks about it in his latest documentary episode. Like someone else mentioned he also talked about the Carl incident so that’s likely why weens were blowing up his phone about it.

cobes and bitesize have been going at it for years. cobes thinks his hour long videos looping about gender relashuns should be consumed in total and not cut into shorter segments, he also resents how bite doesn't only showcase his highpoints. they had a fight a few years ago where cobra wanted (I think) over 50% of bite's YT revenue and he said no, sent him like 100$ in gift cards, and they've hated each other ever since. bite has really gotten sour with cobes and shit talks him more often since about 2021.
 
Is this the first time the BOY! has mention Carl's full name?
Clearly he's dealing with weirdos blowing up his phone thanks to the bitesize thing. I wonder, do you think there is any guilt behind his bloviating about being in the right for mistreating Carl? Almost like he's having some ODD fit and has to justify the behavior to himself.
 
I wonder, do you think there is any guilt behind his bloviating about being in the right for mistreating Carl?
To be fair, I do not even believe he bullied Carl. Maybe they bickered like little retarded kids do, but I think it is just fantasy like when he wishes people would crash their car. Cobra is actually a giant pussy. We have hours and hours of footage that confirms this. We see how he acts when he is confronted, and how he acts when he is in the comfort of his dead dog chair. If I was a gamba man, I would bet Carl bullied him IRL.
 
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Is this the first time the BOY! has mention Carl's full name?
Clearly he's dealing with weirdos blowing up his phone thanks to the bitesize thing. I wonder, do you think there is any guilt behind his bloviating about being in the right for mistreating Carl? Almost like he's having some ODD fit and has to justify the behavior to himself.
Don't think Cobes feels guilty. Think he feels kinda cornered because he's this big "bullying is bad" type of guy then he gets caught out bullying.
 
It's pretty impressive how much he hates alcohol despite drinking it every day for several years. Crazy how much he will go through to be what he thinks is goth.
it might just be because he is drunk most of the time now but i swear he sounds way less excited to drink then he used to. its like how he owns the troles who send him alcohol by drinking it all even though he clearly hates it. his ODD compels him to do things he hates just to own the troles.
To be fair, I do not even believe he bullied Carl. Maybe they bickered like little retarded kids do, but I think it is just fantasy like when he wishes people would crash their car. Cobra is actually a giant pussy. We have hours and hours of footage that confirms this. We see how he acts when he is confronted, and how he acts when he is in the comfort of his dead dog chair. If I was a gamba man, I would bet Carl bullied him IRL.
in my experience retards have a tendency to just hate each other for no reason. my guess is carls brand of retard upsets something in cobras brand of retard. maybe people liked carl more and it made cobes jealous. whatever the deal is i am sure it is very stupid.
 
To be fair, I do not even believe he bullied Carl. Maybe they bickered like little retarded kids do, but I think it is just fantasy like when he wishes people would crash their car. Cobra is actually a giant pussy. We have hours and hours of footage that confirms this. We see how he acts when he is confronted, and how he acts when he is in the comfort of his dead dog chair. If I was a gamba man, I would bet Carl bullied him IRL.
a retard hating a bigger retard?! where have I heard this before...
 
What is everyone's favourite thumbnail?
He looks like Harry S. Plinkett in the last one. Amazing.
Next is “Rick and Morty Flask” this one really just speaks for itself
If there was a King Cobra themed mini golf place there'd be a 10-foot-tall plaster version of this and you could hit golf balls into his mouth.
 
a retard hating a bigger retard?!
I mean, yea sure he hates him, but did he bully him? If we are going to take Cobra at his word then I guess he beat a kid with a metal chair, smells good, can control things with his mind, summon thunder storms, and wish people into traffic collisions. I do not doubt he hated another retard, probably for being bullied by him, I just doubt Cobra bullied someone IRL. Being kicked out of the bar on Halloween is a perfect example, he is a pussy. The guy who is bullied by passing strangers just does not strike me as the school badass.

Now if Carl was a girl, you would have an easier time convincing me he did anything other than "leave me alone dood I'm autistic".
 
I mean, yea sure he hates him, but did he bully him? If we are going to take Cobra at his word then I guess he beat a kid with a metal chair, smells good, can control things with his mind, summon thunder storms, and wish people into traffic collisions. I do not doubt he hated another retard, probably for being bullied by him, I just doubt Cobra bullied someone IRL. Being kicked out of the bar on Halloween is a perfect example, he is a pussy. The guy who is bullied by passing strangers just does not strike me as the school badass.

Now if Carl was a girl, you would have an easier time convincing me he did anything other than "leave me alone dood I'm autistic".
cobra lies when he needs to project his image of a goth superstar aka that guy smells good. Cobra clearly bullied him because he himself was bullied but wasn't protected by the school staff for being a little bit less retarded so he bullied Carl because he had a better standing with teachers because of his disabilities and probably as a way of coping with being bullied himself. Cobra is a pussy but you're comparing a retard with some random guy in a bar that could probably beat him up if cobra tries to do anything
 
Don't think Cobes feels guilty. Think he feels kinda cornered because he's this big "bullying is bad" type of guy then he gets caught out bullying.
Most of the things Josh claims to stand for are things he also does himself to other people he thinks deserve it. For instance he constantly complains about how fucked up it is that people release his address and phone number yet in Courtney's Discord he will often post the full name and information of people who send him even the most tame of jokes as a donation and ask the other users in the Discord to harass them as if they're his own personal defense force. He's done it multiple times although I don't think anyone ever acts on it. 99% of his messages in there are of him linking directly to porn or profiles on Chaturbate, his favorite pass time on that Discord is letting people know when and to what he is jerking off to. The other one percent of messages are him linking to YouTube videos or asking people to harass donators.
 
Wasn't expecting the random Methica and Aaron mentions at the end. We're back in the Jessica Loop.
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"Normally I wouldn't laugh at somebody for contracting HIV." Now if somebody's mom died of cancer, it'd be a different story.
 
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