It's pretty impressive how much he hates alcohol despite drinking it every day for several years. Crazy how much he will go through to be what he thinks is goth.16:20: Look of absolute disgust
16:27: Tried to hold his desire to gag and fails
16:29: 'Thats good Jack'
16:33: Loud gagging noise that sounds like he's going to munt
He's the king of unintentional comedic timing
I bet Carl still has all his teeth!"I'm a mature adult. CARL AIN'T SHIT."
His facial hair gives the illusion of a jawline and the thumbnail cropped the top of his gourd head so he actually looks like a normal person.
The dog collar is also hidden so it looks like a normal chain, and of course hiding his other eye so you don't see him looking in two directions at once. As well not showing his tatts and rings or what hes wearing,and most importantly you can't hear him talk. So if you take everything that makes Josh, Josh the KingCobra rockstar villian away he seems normal.
He prefers sweeter alcohol. Like that peach Busch crap he drinks a lot. The problem with the harder stuff is that his mixing ratios are the things of mongoloids. A "splash" in the Cobra world is like 5+ ounces of 80+ proof booze. Combine that with the large sips he takes and his complete inability to mix anything...ever, and he ends up taking massive gulps of mostly hard liquor. That would make the most seasoned boozehounds at least wince.
2500 pages on the farms, 2 former subreddits, 100k YouTube subscribers, a highly regarded music career, one successful wand business and a sick kick ass single wide from papa Clint. What have you done with your life, trole?
I always fuck myself out of watching the new bitesize vids for a while because they seem mean spirited and then read the comments which are all dickheads.
Mein Fuhrer...Clint...
Just because a girl seems easy at the time doesn't mean there won't be consequences. It's crazy to think Aaron might still be with us today if he hadn't tried to suck on NAL's knee knockers. A slim chance, but one nevertheless.
In his old apartment days before the arrival of the eviction saga he was a fervent nurgle worshiper. If the matador had just given him one more year before being kicked out I really do believe he would have morphed into a great unclean one.
Greasy... Messy... Packed with flavor...
In a way the monkey paw curled and Aaron got what he originally wanted. Let's not forget that Aaron introduced himself to the Cobraverse by making a clout chasing post on the Reddit revealing that he lives in the same complex as Josh and that he was going to try to befriend him in order to get information on Josh for the Reddit. It wasn't until the Reddit page turned on him, once they found out he was a "nazi", did he start claiming to be Josh's friend. Aaron was on there oversharing information about himself and the glass tappers used it as ammunition against him. Who could have guessed that it would be years later and cost his life for him to get the clout he was so desperately chasing.
I don't think he watches Bite's or anyone else's videos. It's probably the troles texting him.
