Time to play "Guess Ethan Ralph's Mexican Rehab Facility". I'll start:
Centro De Rehabilitación Un Nuevo Sueño Cancún
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Pros
- In the Yew-cuh-tan so close to the Merida crack shack. He can take a bus instead of flying.
- Probably within Ralph's budget. This is why I think he'll go for this place, because I refuse to believe Persip the Persian Faggot's yarn about a 30-day stay for $900. No way that's the price for even the cheapest gringo program.
- Ralph could make some genuine local friends and improve his Spanish.
Cons
- Extremely sketchy, website appears to be non-existent/broken. All they have is a Facebook page.
- Definitely no English program.
- Looks like a literal prison, complete with razor wire, barred windows, and Latin Kings hanging out on the basketball court.