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Say hello to "Deathwisher", a (likely dead) Russian Nationalist who fancied himself an author on the Proza.ru website. This is a archived page of his stories and comments, notably some slap fights with other Russians who were perturbed by his open endorsement of fascism.


The content of his fiction is disturbing, a bit hard to decipher even with Google Translate and very, very edgy. He used other names such as Kombat-Unit88/Kriegsmachine14 and interacted with our more well-known cow, Alexander Slavros (the guy who ran Iron March)

He also made Warhammer fanart and a bunch of cyberpunk nazi-themed drawings with demons, gore warfare and all that lovely stuff. Someone saved his older art in a Youtube video (he used to have these pics on Photobucket but then it switched to Pay Pigs Only and deleted the poor people's accounts)

He used to have a Livejournal account but that was deleted thanks to his Nazi fanboying and generally just being horrible to others.

He does have a DeviantArt page where he went by the username TD-Vice (formerly Torture-Device) which has been abandoned for 10 years now; leading to the presumption that he has died (he apparently had health issues and a history of alcoholism)

Encyclopedia Dramatica forums used to have a thread on him when he went by Torture-Device on Deviantart but that got swept away in their server purge some years ago. TD was quite active on he Complaints Forum of DeviantArt back in the mid 2000s - 2010s and he, and a few of his friends/followers quickly gained a reputation as the resident arseholes. They had obnoxious flashing swastikas as their avatars.

Dude has remained on my memory for a long time - not just for the absurdity of being a Russian who was also an open National Socialist, a baffling identity given Mr. Adolf's stance on the Russian people but he was just an odd guy all around - nasty attitude and unrepentant about it, self-pitiying journal entries, pretended to be a woman to "fuck with people" (uh-huuuh, easy way to get dick pics), painted portraits of murderers such as Anders Breivik and the Columbine murderers stating he admired them. Someone like this should have been condemned to the dust of time really but I'll drag him up and rattle his musty carcass here anyway.
 
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I honestly would have added this to my existing post but I'm unable to edit it - I found that I can still find TD-Vice's Deviantart Forum posts - just enter his username in search and you'll find 187 results. Guy had a lot to grumble about. It's also quite an interesting peek into the bygone DA of the 2010s, as well.

Edit: Also, found a post by Lindsay Souvanarath/snoopyfemme, the content which is quite chilling considering...

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I'll see if I can find more posts by her in the threads because like with Alex Slavros she did orbit around TD, but my bedtime's drawing near.
 
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Update on GWKTM: He has been asking people if they know where he can hire a hitman to kill Youtubers who make negative videos about him.
Ah, yes, the most effective way to find a hitman. Asking for one while using an easily identifiable profile on the clearnet. Bonus points for face-doxxing himself, because how else can the assassin possibly know who they're working for?
 
It'd be hard to call this person obscure because I see them made fun of quite a bit to the point of kinda being a meme, but I was very surprised to see he has no thread or even any mention on the Farms.
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Meet Michael Evans, better known by the screen names such as Mevans_2001, Mevans2703 and MevansOdyssey, a 23 year old autistic Welsh manchild who falls firmly into the "Mario Adult" category of lolcow (thanks Deadwing). He loves everything Nintendo to an unhealthy agree, and is terminally online.

If you've ever heard the name Mevans, it's likely because of one of two tweets of his:
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However, Mevans has plenty of bangers besides these ones, which generally consist of him embarassing himself in every way.

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For the context to the infamous "I need your help right now" tweet, this was because Mevans at one point had a private NSFW/horny account on Twitter, and he was asking for help because he was allowing minors to look at it's content.

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Mevans has a habit of repeatedly creating and deleting his accounts, especially on Twitter, but he is also active on sites like Instagram, BlueSky and YouTube.

I do think there should be a thread for Mevans, but due to the deletion of his Twitter accounts, a lot of his greatest hits are lost. If not, a Mario Adults thread featuring him as well as figures like DogsEatingDogs6 and whatever other tards that could be found would be very funny
 
This is Caleb Hamilton. In this video, he gives a nice, short and sweet introduction to himself.


Caleb "C.J" Hamilton is 38 years old, and he is from New Zealand. He is single and gay, and looking for a hot gay guy, aged 19-39. He like going to the beach, swimming, biking, and drinking coffee. He LOVES the colour blue. He also likes to go to the movies.

Throughout this account, C.J goes to great lengths to make himself look appealing to all the other hot gay men out there who may be interested in him.

In this video, Caleb appears to have a moment of realization upon his dildo entering his ass. His eyes opened, realizing what he's meant for.

Caleb shows the world the type of man he looks for. A strong, family man, with a MASSIVE cock!

Here we are blessed with the opportunity to not only see C.J's amazing looking dad-bod, but we also get to see his creative side, with him dancing and lip syncing to Let it Go.

This clip is particularly interesting. Caleb managed to sneak into this woman's (hospital? I can barely tell with her name up there like that) room, and of course, film her and post the video, showing her flattering mug.
 
TheMogMiner / UltraMoogleMan / Ryan Holtz
"@TheMogMiner ur actions stay w/ u forever esp when your profession is closely tied to an online community. Hope u learn something from this" -generikb, 2013
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This is Ryan Holtz; You may know him as TheMogMiner, a former Mojang employee who is most known for implementing the Customized world type into Minecraft.

According to his Minecraft Wiki page, (archive), Ryan has asperger's. He also reveals on his X account (archive) that he is agender and has other genderspecial giveaways in his bio. This is mundane by cow standards but gives some context for the following tidbits.

Long before he was in his latest job as a UI programmer at Arrowhead, Ryan was simply another employee at Mojang, having been hired onto the team on November 18, 2013 to work on Minecraft's rendering engine after his mods he posted on the forum attracted Notch's attention.

Having attained every modder's dream of working for the company that created the game they mod for, Ryan would immediately move to sabotage his own dumb ass only four weeks into his employment. Ryan--on his official Mojang-affiliated TheMogMiner account--joined a server running the Mindcrack FTB modpack. Almost immediately, he got into a spat with members of the server and lost his shit:

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The interaction blew up on the Mindcrack subreddit (archive) and Ryan was forced to make a tweet publicly apologizing for the incident. It turns out he had joined believing that the server was officially affiliated with Mindcrack (archive) and had become enraged when the confused server members couldn't read his mind and weren't giving him the respect he felt was deserved of him due to his Mojang employee status. He also randomly attacked one of his coworkers, Nathan "Dinnerbone" Adams, as "that brit fuck" without provocation.

Ryan posted a bunch of other Tweets that have since been deleted that targeted other Mindcrackers. I could not find or archive these except for one reposted by a reddit bot, which should inform you of the nature of the other since-deleted tweets:
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While information about Ryan's other past antics is difficult to find, he supposedly has a history of breaking out in horrendously embarassing tantrums when people are sarcastic towards him, as seen in this old LWJGL IRC chat (archive) (he uses the name "MiningMind" here):

Aug 21 15:24:33 * MiningMind (~mega64man@c-76-100-109-155.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #lwjgl
Aug 21 15:24:48 <MiningMind> So is the Captcha question on this page supposed to be a trick question or something? http://lwjgl.org/forum/index.php?action=register
Aug 21 15:24:55 <MiningMind> "What is the package + class name that Display inherits from?"
Aug 21 15:24:55 * arielsan has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
Aug 21 15:25:01 <MiningMind> Because the answer is that it doesn't
Aug 21 15:25:14 <MiningMind> I'm looking right here at src\java\org\lwjgl\opengl\Display.java
Aug 21 15:25:20 <MiningMind> "public final class Display {"
Aug 21 15:25:27 <MiningMind> Nope, doesn't inherit from a class
Aug 21 15:25:34 <MiningMind> So what am I supposed to put there
Aug 21 15:25:45 <ruben01> when asking about that question please start your lines with -
Aug 21 15:25:53 <ruben01> to prevent them from being logged
Aug 21 15:26:01 <ruben01> - like this
Aug 21 15:26:04 <MiningMind> - yes massa
Aug 21 15:26:10 <MiningMind> - now what's the answer
Aug 21 15:26:15 <ruben01> - and yeah it does inherit from something
Aug 21 15:26:38 <MiningMind> - What a useful answer
Aug 21 15:26:47 <ruben01> - can't tell you that, there is a reason the admins put that question there, and I am no one to shit on that reason
Aug 21 15:26:54 <ruben01> - but it is a java question, not directly related to lwjgl
Aug 21 15:26:54 <MiningMind> - Fuck you too, then
Aug 21 15:27:01 <MiningMind> - Bunch of fucking cunts, all of you
Aug 21 15:27:04 * MiningMind has quit (Client Quit)
Aug 21 15:27:12 <monty_hall> java.util.ArrayList
Aug 21 15:27:14 <monty_hall> ah shit...
Aug 21 15:27:15 <ruben01> well that esacalted quicky
Aug 21 15:27:16 <monty_hall> he left
Aug 21 15:27:23 <ruben01> escalated
Aug 21 15:27:37 <badlogic1> what just happened?
Aug 21 15:27:39 <MatthiasM> lol
Aug 21 15:27:45 <MatthiasM> stupid happened
Aug 21 15:27:50 <badlogic1> i go away to debug something and someone explodes
Aug 21 15:28:28 <nbf> he's that guy from the otherday
Aug 21 15:28:35 <nbf> doing work for mojang (supposedly)
Aug 21 15:28:42 <badlogic1> wut?
Aug 21 15:28:42 <MatthiasM> heh
Aug 21 15:28:51 <badlogic1> very likely
Aug 21 15:28:54 <ruben01> really?
Aug 21 15:28:54 <nbf> UltraMoogbastard or whatever
Aug 21 15:28:55 <MatthiasM> nbf: yeah - thought so by the way he left :)
Aug 21 15:28:59 <badlogic1> i heard they are all douchfags at mojang
Aug 21 15:29:11 <ruben01> then I guess I won't get to work there after this
Aug 21 15:29:14 <JakobekS> he have work?
Aug 21 15:29:18 <JakobekS> for mojang?
Aug 21 15:29:39 <badlogic1> soo, why doesn't soot tell me about a method being synthetic
Aug 21 15:29:40 <ruben01> sadly now his attitude isn't recorded by the irc logger
Aug 21 15:29:43 <badlogic1> stupid soot
Aug 21 15:29:44 <JakobekS> I'm not worried about finding job anymore
Aug 21 15:29:59 <badlogic1> JakobekS: manners are only half the rent :p
Aug 21 15:30:41 * delt0r_ has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
Aug 21 15:30:51 <JakobekS> but I found answer to that captcha on my own! I think it may be good thing to write in cv
Aug 21 15:31:10 <nbf> - the answer is in one of the first things you learn about java
Aug 21 15:31:12 <sohnemann> ooomph. so, my shadowmap is in texture unit 7 (arbitrary number chosen by writer of tutorial, i assume)... now, how would i go about loading my objects' textures using another texture unit and multi texturing the badboys?
Aug 21 15:31:17 <nbf> - in the "hello world" java trail
Aug 21 15:31:22 <sohnemann> my brain is starting to melt again
Aug 21 15:31:50 <nbf> UltraMoogleMan (~mega64man@c-76-100-109-155.hsd1.md.comcast.net)
Aug 21 15:31:56 <nbf> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CC8QFjAA&url=http://sbnc.khobbits.co.uk/log/logs/30/minecraftdev.htm&ei=Uww0UOLQKPON0QGr4oCYBQ&usg=AFQjCNG2LvfFF5LolT2BWioWqTeDP7YYlA&sig2=UETbqiqxKEs7PjZ00MPIVw
Aug 21 15:32:07 <nbf> !- MiningMind [~mega64man@c-76-100-109-155.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit]
Aug 21 15:32:23 <badlogic1> haha
Aug 21 15:32:34 * MiningMind (~mega64man@c-76-100-109-155.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #lwjgl
Aug 21 15:32:35 <MiningMind> - java.lang.Object FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ARROGANT UNHELPFUL PIECES OF SHIT
Aug 21 15:32:38 <nbf> kik
Aug 21 15:32:40 <nbf> err
Aug 21 15:32:41 <nbf> LOL
Aug 21 15:32:46 * MiningMind has quit (Client Quit)

Despite publicly humiliating his employer and himself, Ryan would remain in the employment of Mojang until around the end of January 2015, where he made a tweet asking for work at gamedev studios in Stockholm. (archive)

Since that day ten years ago, Ryan has failed to learn his lesson and happily proclaims that he makes no attempt to separate his professional and personal lives online:
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Public humiliation of your employer and insulting of a fellow employee also hasn't slowed Ryan down one bit, as he recently worked at Arrowhead as a UI programmer. His Twitter antics aren't really that interesting otherwise, which is the only reason this isn't a full thread. He mostly spends his days sperging about politics, taking creepshots of people on the Stockholm subway, sperging about UX, and bragging about how he convinced Arrowhead to eschew gender in Helldivers 2 to anyone who will listen (that is, no one).

Let the record show that you can be a complete fucking retard and embarass the company you work for and still end up on your feet if you are enough of a genderspecial minority.

Here is some bonus sperging about SomethingAwful "being the proximate cause of many of society's sociopolitical ills" with a mention of KiwiFarms thrown in:

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Does anyone know of Sergio Dominguez? He's this small animation youtuber who uploads batches of ~3 minute videos to his channel periodically throughout the year. He started with it on Newgrounds, but has stopped posting there after reaching Episode 300, and now he solely uploads to his YouTube Channel.
He says he's been at it since 2008, but has only amassed a following of 813 people on youtube.

Links:
Website
Instagram
Tumblr
X/Twitter
Facebook

Edit: I started watching his 300th Episode, and it's just some of the shittiest animation, with no humor at all. The only funny character is Evil Sergio, but that's only because he isn't a mustache-twirling villian like you'd expect from this sort of quality, and is written kinda well (low-standards well, and compared to every other character). Sergio also wants to do a Sergio-multiverse (Or Sergioverse, if you will. And has a sockpuppet, two claymation characters, and himself as character. He also has a wall of links in the description:
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On top of this, animator Harry Patridge (creator of Dr.Bees and Starbarians) is aware of him, but used his Livestreaming channel to write this comment:
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I'm going to dig more into this guy after work, see if there's anything on his social media accounts. I feel like I got something here, but I need to find what it is.
I found this guy a few days ago and orginally posted it in the thread for Youtubers teetering on the edge, and no one there heard of him. Someone mentioned posting about him in another thread, so I thought to throw my post here, in case anyone was interested.
Quite frankly the only thing of interest I have found on him is his large amount of social media accounts. He's made about 5 Youtube channels and 3 Twitter accounts, and has an account on just about every platform. His posts aren't incredibly interesting and mostly him promoting his videos.
I did find on his LinkedIn that he graduated from the International Academy of Design and Technology, which merged with Sanford-Brown the year he graduated (2014) and was shut down a year later.
 
I'm just going to state this, if you are interested in Sergio Dominguez, don't even bother. He is not intetesting. Besides him making multiple accounts on platforms there is nothing interesting about him. At most, there's his Tumblr, where he reblogged a lot of Simpsons and Eddsworld, and some shit with Margo Robbie and that 2D Tangled show more recently.
 
Found this interesting-looking site after its owner's game listings on Steam caught my eye.
Web design is my passion
3ichael7ambert / A Rocket's Intensity / OdonisOrphane / Mikey37

Initially assumed he was autistic, but he appears to be an idiot narcissist that was once a truck driver. He dabbles "professionally" in everything creative - teenage quality drawings, shitty photoshops, graphic design that's just a pile of brushes, podcasts about nothing, barely-there-music, "visualizers" that don't visualize, ugly or broken websites, attempts at software, writing a book, and most recently AI output - sometimes accompanied by meaningless corpospeak, but always getting zero attention. Pretty much all his engagement on Youtube is paid fake views/subs for his "music videos". I'd assume he was a scam identity or troll persona if his pseudonyms didn't run back 15+ years.
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All of this is because Sydney was thrust into internet fame at a young age by her parents promoting her American Girl doll review site when she was only 12 years old. This lead to her appearing on shows like Good Morning America and NBC news for something as simple as playing with dolls, so it's easy to see why she'd become obsessed with internet fame and stardom from there (for reference, she's about to turn 20 years old).
It's more serious in her case, however, as she's already amassed a large following of yes men across multiple social media platforms who applaud anything she says. I mean, if you could ping 500+ people to jerk you off anytime someone is slightly mean to you, then you'd probably be delusional too.

My main worry is how she'll do later in life, considering she wants to be an:
1. Autist
2. Lesbian
3. Filmmaker
4. Director
5. Novelist
6. Governor
7. President (yes, really)

And that's obviously never going to happen. Hopefully her parents can support her (they're not going to discourage her delusions) until she realizes it's time to wake up and get an actual job because, if she really wants to marry a woman, then it's unlikely she'll be marrying someone who can be a breadwinner for them both.
Rebelle Update:
1. Sydney is currently going to Belmont University for a screenwriting degree; however, she currently has next to no friends there and, on top of that, managed to make her first roommate move out due to how frequently she sperged about Rebelle and wanting to be president.
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2. Sydney has recently been giving more focus to her Presidential Tiktok (currently at 87k followers). Here, she advertises both her new party (unironically named The Progressive Party) and her 2040 presidential run (in which she has already submitted an application and been accepted as a candidate). Most of the stuff she uploads is usually just slop, but she did publicly beef with the USA's official green party account a while back. In case you're curious, here's the permalink to her party's discord where you can review her policies in greater detail.
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3. Sydney recently came out and revealed that somebody (probably either from here or /tv/) groomed her. Now, I personally have zero clue how someone that is 20 years old gets "groomed", but I felt that it was important to bring up nonetheless. I also feel that it is important to mention that the term "GF" should be taken lightly here, as all of Sydney's "girl"friends have been transgender.
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4. I managed to find a couple rejection emails Sydney posted during a mental breakdown on her discord. I'd estimate these are dated around the time she uploaded her first attempt at a Rebelle movie on Youtube, but they could be from after her script rewrites (they're all rejections either way).
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(In case anybody else wants to snoop, all discord screenshots are from her Rebelle discord. Please keep in mind that it's pretty hard to get in there since the verification system is on high alert 24/7, so I wouldn't recommend doing anything but observing her if you do happen to be accepted.)
 
i watched what appears to be a mentally ill guy who made tons of money on bitcoin, crashing a corvette in san francisco about an hour or two ago
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1gqxvNbvYjqxB 8m 50s in is when he crashes

i have downloaded the video (and it's currently uploading)

he also posted a link to his _real time location_ on x https://twitter.com/kryptoklob/status/1847895543084961806
a brief update on this guy caleb ditchfield (gtklob kryptoklob https://twitter.com/gtklob ). he has like literally dozens of accounts he makes and posts on

here he is livestreaming himself crashing his car



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- he's pretty insane
- he has like 6 restraining orders against him (and at least one gag order judging by one of his posts)
- banned from stanford for stalking and throwing a shirtless tantrum after his 10 years younger "girlfriend" who he proposed to broke up with him (29 yr old and 20 yr old as best i can tell). may be facing legal problems with that.
- in line with that, he constantly hits on 20 year olds on x and seems to want to be their "mentor" in "consent" (gross dude)
- and wouldn't you believe it, at least one open accusation of rape!
- lawsuit incoming https://x.com/gtklob/status/1861716436248662156
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- thinks the FBI is recruiting him
- brags about doing 100+ mg of adderall a day (and seems to be on a higher amount than that)
- very weird obsession with safewords and consent (apparently some midwit edm artist from 10 years ago is a religious experience for him)
- harassing a Big Deal guy on x now https://x.com/functi0nZer0/status/1874251801228443825
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ive blanked out a few names of his victims, since as best i can tell, their crime seems to be knowing him before his psychotic break. and i think at least one of those i omitted is one with a restraining order. it's not hard to find
 
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Wasn't sure where to put this and I don't have enough for a full thread, but there's some funny drama in the Youtube vampire subculture as self-help guru and spiritual healer Jeremiah Schwartz aka Universal Mastery has been accused by a former vampire devotee Nick "McCool" of running a cult which could lead to a criminal investigation. But first, some context:


Jeremiah Schwartz is a niche Youtuber who started as a conspiracy theory channel (see above), but turned into an occultist self-help mentor after being indoctrinated himself into a vampire cult by Internet vampire Tim Rifat. He has had incredible success funneling people from his niche videos on occultism and self-help topics into high-paying customers on his Patreon. He pulls in six figures from mentoring people and performing black magic rituals for them, in addition to selling courses on the subjects.


The recent core drama centers around a monthly "Universe-B" ritual wherein Jeremiah claims he can heal your energy for the low, low sum of $50 a month, although you do get the added bonus of "gaining access to the Atlantean Crystal Grid":

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Thanks Jeremiah, very cool. Someone claiming to be a devotee vampire of his named Nick McCool claims he realized that after paying for this ritual service that all the devotee vampires would feel very drained of energy while Jeremiah would be rejuvenated. He'd finally realized that this was because they're not actually being healed as promised, but instead they're all channeling away their spiritual energies to Jeremiah instead. Oddly enough, Nick McCool goes on to say he doesn't actually find this to be a "bad thing" in and of itself, and admits he offers the same exact service (at a competitive $38, no less!):

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What he hates is that Jeremiah isn't being honest about the nature of this vampiric ritual. That all aside, the biggest reveal in this callout is the claim that a roommate of a devotee vampire has hired a private investigator to dig deeper into this vampire cult to see if any fraud or other financial misappropriation is occurring. Nick McCool describes Jeremiah as a narcissist abusing the 48 laws of power to run a literal cult and warns that he will surely respond with several videos and oh boy, has he! He's done multiple angry livestreams seething about the situation as well as a full-fledged response video.


Across these meltdowns, he'd reveal that this was all precipitated by an ex-girlfriend who'd approached Nick McCool to claim that Jeremiah was an abusive narcissist. In return, Jeremiah would claim that she was the real toxic one (and make several videos taking digs at her). Nick and Jeremiah were both business partners in the past too, adding another wrinkle to the story. One point in Jeremiah's favor is that he is honoring all refund requests he's received over the drama, but he is still deeply upset by the whole situation.

If only there was a "make the drama stop" ritual he could perform.
 
If only there was a "make the drama stop" ritual he could perform.
The internet occultist community is a relatively untapped source of madness and drama. At least half the people involved are in the grips of some kind of psychosis, most of the rest are grifters or acid casualties. I think the only reason we don't have a Community Watch thread on them is that most of the drama goes down in obscure Discord servers that most Kiwis don't want to risk brain damage by visiting.
 
Don't know if anyone has mentioned NFKRZ yet. He's not spergy enough to be a true cow, but his entire identity has changed from being a member of Pyrocynical's weird online gooner crew to being "the good Russian" who makes videos about WEF-approved talking points such as how all Russians actually hate Putler and love trannies and the EU, how Russia is losing bigly in Ukraine, how the war in Ukraine is all Russia's fault and has absolutely 0 to do with the US and EU, how Russian propaganda is stupid (while spouting Western propaganda), etc. All made from outside Russia, of course.
 
i watched what appears to be a mentally ill guy who made tons of money on bitcoin, crashing a corvette in san francisco about an hour or two ago
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1gqxvNbvYjqxB 8m 50s in is when he crashes

i have downloaded the video (and it's currently uploading)

he also posted a link to his _real time location_ on x https://twitter.com/kryptoklob/status/1847895543084961806

someone has been documenting this freaks crimes for months. 100s of pgs of weirdo behavior.

 
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