Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[nvrwastetree]

I'm sorry if this has already been done, but I made a time lapse of Jack's YouTube videos (selecting one per year at random) so that you can see how he has aged and how each stroke affected him.

Spoiler: Jack 2007 to Present

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The last video of the compilation sounds like Jack was either huffing amyl nitrate (deepens the voice), or, Jack is cheating on Tammy with a guy who just got his dick sucked by Jack

 

[p1138]

Seem like actually decent cookware, though I can't find any reviews of those fry pans. I'm slightly skeptical because a 50% discount is pretty huge. Also, Jack already claiming they never stick before even using the fucking things

There's been a million of these etched nonstick pans released by companies ever since the hex-clad stuff came out. Hell, you can find them at a market for a few bucks in your local chinatown if you've got one. Some use teflon, some ceramic, Fatty has never put any cookware he's reviewed through serious enough use to see if any coatings will chip/flake/scratch off after a week, pans possibly warping, etc. You know, shit that would require more than just taking them out of the box and frying an egg in once? It's the same shit he does with knives where he uses them a few times, and gets a new set every 3 months because the shit doesn't last, and you can tell in his normal videos when Tammy has to put in effort sawing through shit.

 

[The Stranger]

Here's one of several times he's "reviewed" cookware to scam the IRS. It's also why I know he's reviewed this shit before, unless this is another fly-by-night chinesium scam company that took the name again.

Yea these are different pans. Same company but the set he linked are supposedly a higher end product of theirs.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yes there's a lot of things wrong with artificial sweeteners. They taste terrible for one. And they can cause health problems. There's a correlation between long term use and higher risk of stroke, heart disease and death. One Diet Coke will not kill you. Drinking a couple of them a day because no calories however can cause trouble. This is why moderation is key.

Eh it depends on the study. One study has shown that, while others have shown no change at all. Studies involved nutrition are extremely difficult because it's hard to control what people do with their diet and outside of their diet and their genetics. A diet coke or two a day won't kill you. Some people can eat perfectly and still get a stroke and die young while others can eat whatever they want, not exercise and smoke and live til 100 with no health problems. It's hard to control for genetics. Obviously water is better, but the caffeine in diet coke is probably worse for you than the aspartame

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Seem like actually decent cookware, though I can't find any reviews of those fry pans. I'm slightly skeptical because a 50% discount is pretty huge. Also, Jack already claiming they never stick before even using the fucking things

They're... decent pans. Picked up a couple of the small ones at Walmart once for like... I think it was $7 each. They're just the right size for eggs. And yes. They don't stick.

Eh it depends on the study. One study has shown that, while others have shown no change at all. Studies involved nutrition are extremely difficult because it's hard to control what people do with their diet and outside of their diet and their genetics. A diet coke or two a day won't kill you. Some people can eat perfectly and still get a stroke and die young while others can eat whatever they want, not exercise and smoke and live til 100 with no health problems. It's hard to control for genetics. Obviously water is better, but the caffeine in diet coke is probably worse for you than the aspartame

Agree to disagree because aspartame has been linked to certain neurological disorders. Sure you need to eat a metric fuckton of it every day but unless you're on a calorie reduced diet or something it's best to avoid the Diet Coke every day and have a regular one every once in a while.

 

[The Stranger]

They're... decent pans. Picked up a couple of the small ones at Walmart once for like... I think it was $7 each.

So that's why they're offering a 50% discount. The normal price is $180 for a 3-piece set lol

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?

What kind of Amish man doesn’t have a beard?

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of Amish man doesn’t have a beard?

An unmarried one. This dude is clearly married. Those are Mennonites.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

An unmarried one. This dude is clearly married. Those are Mennonites.

L’Chaim

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

The last video of the compilation sounds like Jack was either huffing amyl nitrate (deepens the voice), or, Jack is cheating on Tammy with a guy who just got his dick sucked by Jack

I'm new so I can't give this post a "Deviant" sticker, but lord knows it deserves one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So that's why they're offering a 50% discount. The normal price is $180 for a 3-piece set lol

They're not worth $180. Maybe $75 for all three. That's even less than the 50% off deal Fatty has going.

 

[lindsayfan]

An unmarried one. This dude is clearly married. Those are Mennonites.

i suspect they're also a.i., since this is jack.

 

[p1138]

i suspect they're also a.i., since this is jack.

Oh yeah, it's an AI image. The right hand of the mother in the picture is completely fucking mangled. The dirt floor doesn't make sense, the lack of beard doesn't make sense. Both parents reading books during a meal, for which there's 3 plates of scrambled eggs for 4 people, one of which looks like a skillet they were cooked in which has no handle. The seams on the father's shirt outside of the vest don't match. And the son is sitting on a chair that seems to be sharing the right 2 legs of the father's chair, while they're all crammed into 2 sides of the table that would otherwise be large enough for 4 people to comfortably sit at. The daughter's leg would be in the way of the table leg. It just goes on and on.

Oh, and the grok AI watermark is at the bottom right. Yes, it's just AI slop from fatty who thinks he's a fucking artist.

 

[BigTsBull]

Translation: Mommy wife gives me a no look handjob once a month so I don’t cave and watch gay porn.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Translation: Mommy wife gives me a no look handjob once a month so I don’t cave and watch gay porn.

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[densedance]

Translation: Mommy wife gives me a no look handjob once a month so I don’t cave and watch gay porn.

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[Revelator]

Translation: Mommy wife gives me a no look handjob once a month so I don’t cave and watch gay porn.

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So Tammy doesn't fulfill your every need, then?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Translation: Mommy wife gives me a no look handjob once a month so I don’t cave and watch gay porn.

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Yolked? YOLKED?

Yeah I know he uses speech to text but yolked is so obviously wrong. But yeah this is so obviously him talking about Mommy-Wife giving him a handy while he stars at pictures of women and tries desperately not to think of big buff dudes plowing his ass.

And it bears repeating that this is not a "romantic dinner". Chicken that looks like an abortion, a simple salad and some cheesecake is his idea of romantic? Hammy is really setting that bar low.

 

[Revelator]

And it bears repeating that this is not a "romantic dinner". Chicken that looks like an abortion, a simple salad and some cheesecake is his idea of romantic? Hammy is really setting that bar low.

Maybe so, but I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second. Most of the time a woman considers anything you go through effort as romantic. Mrs. Revelator's favorite meal is some scrambled eggs and bell peppers I cooked for her (it was the first thing I ever cooked for her) and she considers it super romantic because 1. she's awesome and 2. I put it together just for her.

That being said, everything was cooked well and she didn't get food poisoning, so that probably helped a bit.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yolked? YOLKED?

Yeah I know he uses speech to text but yolked is so obviously wrong. But yeah this is so obviously him talking about Mommy-Wife giving him a handy while he stars at pictures of women and tries desperately not to think of big buff dudes plowing his ass.

Someone help me out here. What does "equally yoked" (I assume that's what he was going for) mean in this case? Is the idea that "we're a team and both love Jesus so we're both pulling our weight in the relationship" kind of deal? If so that's hilarious since Tammy has literally been carrying his massive carcass for 20 years now since she's the only one with an actual job (at least at times).