Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bassomatic]

I hate Jack so much its unreal guys.

Also I know you're half joking my dear @Pig Cups. But the other day my 94 year old grandma made me dinner. It was delicious if take care of yourself and eat well and enjoy life some people go forever. Also I'll be in a nursing home before her!

I can't wait to see Jack fuck up Amish/PA dutch stuff to know a mid 90s woman can dunk on a "pro celebrity chef".

Jack jr won't be having kids because while he has a lot of sex. No one explained to him you don't convince from pegging.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack mad that Biden actually helped out Americans

Fatty when Biden uses $4.2 billion to forgive student loan debt for middle and lower class Americans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fatty when his fat waifu Trump uses $800 billion a year in tax breaks for billionaires: YAY GIVE ME MORE DADDY

 

[The Grimace]

Jack mad that Biden actually helped out Americans

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LOL FAT

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Jack wanting to use Facebook like YouTube and wishes it was

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He ALMOST has a point with the cholesterol thing. It's a little like how artificial sweeteners and margarine were marketed as healthy alternative ingredients and then it turned out they were either just as bad or worse than the thing they were meant to "replace." I think that's right, anyway.

Even so, it's obvious fat fuck cope and will probably lead him to yet another stroke.

 

[woduqu]

He ALMOST has a point with the cholesterol thing. It's a little like how artificial sweeteners and margarine were marketed as healthy alternative ingredients and then it turned out they were either just as bad or worse than the thing they were meant to "replace." I think that's right, anyway.

I think happen to 'agree' with Jack here and think cholesterol isn't a problem while *phytosterols* from plants actually are (look up serum phytosterol levels + arterial plaque if you're curious). The problem is Jack doesn't follow a single thing he's ever professed to be believe in (including religion). So, looking at his body and health is only indicative of what happens when you live off of fast food for decades straight.

Over the years, he's claimed to be following some P90X workout plan thing, the Body by Sanford program (which was low fat), low-carb, carnivore, and various other things. Except he's never once actually done any of it for more than the length of a YT video, and even failed at faking it for that long sometimes, like when he claimed a huge clump of mashed potatoes on his fork was butter.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He ALMOST has a point with the cholesterol thing. It's a little like how artificial sweeteners and margarine were marketed as healthy alternative ingredients and then it turned out they were either just as bad or worse than the thing they were meant to "replace." I think that's right, anyway.

Even so, it's obvious fat fuck cope and will probably lead him to yet another stroke.

As I've always said I would rather eat less of the real stuff than more of the fake stuff. So butter and sugar? Yes, in moderation. Margarine / partially hydrogenated oils and artificial sweeteners? No thank you. I honestly don't know how people can even drink the diet stuff because it tastes so awful.

Over the years, he's claimed to be following some P90X workout plan thing, the Body by Sanford program (which was low fat), low-carb, carnivore, and various other things. Except he's never once actually done any of it for more than the length of a YT video, and even failed at faking it for that long sometimes, like when he claimed a huge clump of mashed potatoes on his fork was butter.

P90 was the way I managed to lose weight originally. I needed something that I could do, in the privacy of my own home, to work out, build muscle and burn fat. It spelled it out so easily even if Tony Horton was one of the most annoying people on the face of the planet. Not as bad as Tony Little though. He was the kind of guy you just want to smack.

But yeah all it took was some time, doing basic exercises and following a simple eating plan. But Fatty never could stay away from the fast food or the juicy meats so he never actually lost any weight on anything he did.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

I personally think it would be really funny to call Jack a fat retarded cripple to his face. I often genuinely wonder what his response to that would be, other than incoherent yelling. Probably hard denial, since that would be a really awkward and embarrassing encounter out of nowhere. He would think about it until the day he dies though (if he's still capable of dying that is).

Now, genuine question. Do you guys think there's a chance we'll see his arm actually for real rot off his body?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As I've always said I would rather eat less of the real stuff than more of the fake stuff. So butter and sugar? Yes, in moderation. Margarine / partially hydrogenated oils and artificial sweeteners? No thank you. I honestly don't know how people can even drink the diet stuff because it tastes so awful.

Nothing wrong with most artificial sweeteners. A diet coke is going to be far less harmful than a regular coke with sugar. Being a fat ass is going to lead to a ton of health problems and being a fat ass is still mostly calories in - calories out, and artificial sweeteners still have way fewer calories than sugar. Obviously don't go drinking a 24 pack of diet coke a day, but you shouldn't be doing that with regular coke, either (or really anything).

Dietary cholesterol is not bad for most people. Some people, myself included, do actually get higher cholesterol from eating more dietary cholesterol but for most people it's not a big deal. About a decade ago I was eating 8 whole eggs a day (I work out a lot) and I went to the doctor for my labs and I had high cholesterol. I switched out eggs for egg whites and my cholesterol was completely good 6 months later. Tried it again a few years later and same exact thing. My mom had the same exact issue a few decades back. It sucks because I love whole eggs, but what ya gonna do.

From what I have seen, a lot of the healthiest diet does depend on genetics. Some people will have better health with a high carb, low fat diet and others will do better with a high fat, low carb diet and others with a more moderate diet. It's similar to exercise, where some exercises benefit some people more than others.

But back on subject, Jack giving health advice is hysterical given he's still a fat fuck who is headed to an early death due to his sloth and gluttony

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

From what I have seen, a lot of the healthiest diet does depend on genetics. Some people will have better health with a high carb, low fat diet and others will do better with a high fat, low carb diet and others with a more moderate diet.

I cannot agree with or echo this strongly enough, its incredibly important for people to experiment and figure out what works for them, rather than endlessly trend chasing or panicking over the latest highly publicized study. Aside from a few universals with regards to calories, protein/protein quality and vitamins, there's a lotta levers you can pull and still be healthy.

 

[Tiresome]

I cannot agree with or echo this strongly enough, its incredibly important for people to experiment and figure out what works for them, rather than endlessly trend chasing or panicking over the latest highly publicized study. Aside from a few universals with regards to calories, protein/protein quality and vitamins, there's a lotta levers you can pull and still be healthy.

That's what makes Jack's Charles-incited fad shillage so ludicrous. EVERYTHING is going to seem a miracle diet for Fatty McStrokes, but people are simply not the same. One person can live on plain oatmeal and sawdust and have life-threatening cholesterol and the other can eat seventeen eggs basted in butter a day and have the clearest arteries possible. All down to their genetics.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nothing wrong with most artificial sweeteners. A diet coke is going to be far less harmful than a regular coke with sugar.

Yes there's a lot of things wrong with artificial sweeteners. They taste terrible for one. And they can cause health problems. There's a correlation between long term use and higher risk of stroke, heart disease and death. One Diet Coke will not kill you. Drinking a couple of them a day because no calories however can cause trouble. This is why moderation is key.

Jack giving health advice is hysterical given he's still a fat fuck who is headed to an early death due to his sloth and gluttony

That we can agree on. He's seriously the last person I'd take health advice from.

That's what makes Jack's Charles-incited fad shillage so ludicrous. EVERYTHING is going to seem a miracle diet for Fatty McStrokes, but people are simply not the same. One person can live on plain oatmeal and sawdust and have life-threatening cholesterol and the other can eat seventeen eggs basted in butter a day and have the clearest arteries possible. All down to their genetics.

And since Charles and Fatty have, potentially, different fathers we don't have a baseline to compare them against.

 

[densedance]

OKEY GUUIS WE ARE COOKING BURGRS. SEZNING DONT STICK. ITZ GUD.

 

[The Stranger]

OKEY GUUIS WE ARE COOKING BURGRS. SEZNING DONT STICK. ITZ GUD.


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Seem like actually decent cookware, though I can't find any reviews of those fry pans. I'm slightly skeptical because a 50% discount is pretty huge. Also, Jack already claiming they never stick before even using the fucking things

 

[Narwhal]

OKEY GUUIS WE ARE COOKING BURGRS. SEZNING DONT STICK. ITZ GUD.


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Ready to see him absolutely destroy a piece of meat by having it inexplicably stick to the pan, burn it to the hell and back, while at the same time leaving it completely raw inside.

I predict his rating will be an A+, no political agenda, great for family

 

[Adamska]

OKEY GUUIS WE ARE COOKING BURGRS. SEZNING DONT STICK. ITZ GUD.


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Fat retard faggot who doesn't wanna cook redoes pans he already bought due to stroke-induced senility. Still friendless, still raging at that fact and wanting to flex shit to own the haters.

Ready to see him absolutely destroy a piece of meat by having it inexplicably stick to the pan, burn it to the hell and back, while at the same time leaving it completely raw inside.

I predict his rating will be an A+, no political agenda, great for family

Nah, the chinesium pans will work fine for this first and only time we'll clearly see them since it still has the non-stick surface. It will then rapidly lose it and get shitty, like having its handle get loose.

He's bought this set before. He's also done this worthless video to duck out of cooking and to show off toys like a mentally feeble and contemptible child like 15 - 20 times.

 

[a terminal posture]

Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?

 

[Adamska]

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Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?

I'm rather curious on how the hell he's going to do a Fat on the Go, since while there are Amish communities in TN, they are nowhere near as prevalent nor known there than they are in the Midwest or in the mid-atlantic. He's going to have to force Tammy to drive a good distance to find places that sell "authentic Amish" stuff.

And it's not going to be. I fully expect it's just going to be more barbecue horseshit and a few cookies or cakes or whatever that are allegedly Amish.

 

[Revelator]

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Amish Monday Moment? So he logs off and does manual labor without powered devices?

Nah, he'll probably just ride around in his scooty puff with a toy horse attached to the front in a black flat hat. Will Tammy dress up too. God, I hope she has just enough dignity left not to.

 

[The Stranger]

Nah, the chinesium pans will work fine for this first and only time we'll clearly see them since it still has the non-stick surface. It will then rapidly lose it and get shitty, like having its handle get loose.

He's bought this set before. He's also done this worthless video to duck out of cooking and to show off toys like a mentally feeble and contemptible child like 15 - 20 times.

Do you know the link to the video? The pan set he linked doesn't have a teflon coating

 

[Adamska]

Do you know the link to the video? The pan set he linked doesn't have a teflon coating

Here's one of several times he's "reviewed" cookware to scam the IRS. It's also why I know he's reviewed this shit before, unless this is another fly-by-night chinesium scam company that took the name again.

Like I said, he's bought this crap before, and he still only used them a few times before throwing them out for a new set since he's too retarded and lazy to clean them. The only product I find more insipid are his grills, since he's done 40 of them.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'm sorry if this has already been done, but I made a time lapse of Jack's YouTube videos (selecting one per year at random) so that you can see how he has aged and how each stroke affected him.

Spoiler: Jack 2007 to Present

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The last video of the compilation sounds like Jack was either huffing amyl nitrate (deepens the voice), or, Jack is cheating on Tammy with a guy who just got his dick sucked by Jack