Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Man, seeing him fully crippled at this point is a little heartbreaking even for the asshole that Jack is. To literally have to use a cane just to sit up a little in a chair is depressing.

The last little bit of functionality he had has been completely taken away now. Now he is just a slow thinking vessel relying on outside support to do the minimum in life.
 
Man, seeing him fully crippled at this point is a little heartbreaking even for the asshole that Jack is. To literally have to use a cane just to sit up a little in a chair is depressing.

The last little bit of functionality he had has been completely taken away now. Now he is just a slow thinking vessel relying on outside support to do the minimum in life.
If he was a kind and pleasant human being, seeing him like this despite knowing it is 110% his gluttonous fault might approach sad and tragic. However, this is seething, petulant, ignorant and selfish Jack Russell Scalfani, so IMO he can sizzle in hell.
 
If he was a kind and pleasant human being, seeing him like this despite knowing it is 110% his gluttonous fault might approach sad and tragic. However, this is seething, petulant, ignorant and selfish Jack Russell Scalfani, so IMO he can sizzle in hell.
Not to mention if anyone else were in Jack’s position, Jack would look down on them and brag about how god has blessed him more than others
 
Not to mention if anyone else were in Jack’s position, Jack would look down on them and brag about how god has blessed him more than others

Did you forget at the beginning of the scooty puff saga had him talking shit about how when he looked inside of other peoples' scooties when shopping and he saw a bunch of junk food? He looks down at people equal to if not better than him.
 
Jack is an equal opportunity asshole. In his mind, he’s better than the other fatties scooting around the supermarket and better than the food service workers that he stiffs tips from because they only gave him half a pound of butter for his steak vs a full one. He hates automation of any kind purely because he enjoys being a dick to workers he views as “below” him. He even once shamed remote workers for not working “real jobs” when he’s been leeching off his wife’s money for decades because he prefers playing pretend with his YouTube channel.

He is a remarkably disgusting human being in both body and personality. Those photos are cathartic because he reaped what he sowed. If anything, he deserved more sunburn and mosquito bites that he couldn’t get relief from.
 
God this looks gross, I don't know how Jack made chicken look into a fatty pastry, but seeing that its all cheese covering his chicken makes it worse.

Glad this still retains classic Jack techniques like undercooked chicken since I still see a lot of red.
 
I'm sorry if this has already been done, but I made a time lapse of Jack's YouTube videos (selecting one per year at random) so that you can see how he has aged and how each stroke affected him.

It is crazy to think about how he squandered the second chance he got when stroke 1.5 was only a warning shot.


PARMESAN CHICKEN​

(07/05/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wWM44PBk06c


I can't decide if this is more horrifying than the time he made "Butter Chicken" but instead of an Indian dish, he just cooked chicken thighs in a pound of butter and a giant can of cream of chicken soup.
 
I can't decide if this is more horrifying than the time he made "Butter Chicken" but instead of an Indian dish, he just cooked chicken thighs in a pound of butter and a giant can of cream of chicken soup.
What Fatty attempted to cook in the butter chicken video is actually a thing that has nothing to do with India. Although I'm sure he'd fuck up murgh makhani as well, not that he'd be willing to cook it these days because "ew, tomatoes, not meat, gross"

jfc, this shit looks horrifying. says the "cheese gravy"(what the fuck even) is loose, yeah because it's a broken sauce you dumbfuck... and of course the cheese will chicken it... because it'll congeal. Needing your sauce to become a congealed mess just so it has a decent consistency is fucking disgusting. Random sneeze at 5:19, and then fatty talking with his mouth full after worrying about burning himself because he's an impatient retard who can't wait for food to cool off after he's blasted it on the stove and in the oven as fast as he can.
 
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Janette Christensen, Tammy’s close and, perhaps, intimate friend.
Better known as "Jane Traynor" as opposed to Jim Traynor who is Hammy's bull.

PARMESAN CHICKEN​

(07/05/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wWM44PBk06c
Still sperging about the bones or else the meat is fake.

And the end result still looks like shit. There's a decent recipe hiding in there but what he made was fucking disgusting.
 
I'm sorry if this has already been done, but I made a time lapse of Jack's YouTube videos (selecting one per year at random) so that you can see how he has aged and how each stroke affected him.
Jesus Christ, the 3rd stroke really fucked his voice.
 
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