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[Caesar]

Bham

In the UK that'd be Birmingham and there's a few of them in the US

 

[Stan]

There was that guy who had bone surgery on his legs to make him 3 inches taller because he was insecure.
I think extreme cosmetic surgery is fucking silly and a waste of medical resources for the cis as well as the trans. Self-acceptance is free, people, and you won't risk a bone infection.

Plastic surgery addiction tracks pretty closely with eating disorders (at least the restrictive ones.) It's something like one in ten cisgendered people who are abusing plastic surgery to chase their dreams of total body perfection are male, and of the men, almost all of them are gay and half of them are deeply involved in bodybuilding.

This is blowing my mind.

It's easier to understand from the other end- an upper caste terrified of "contamination" by a lower caste, because they were raised to think of these people as diseased and unholy. Not a sympathetic position, but comprehensible.

But imagine being so mentally enslaved you spend your whole life trying dutifully to avoid passing your own "contamination" on to those clowns.

To me it sounds like a premodern way of avoiding getting sick because they don't really get it at all and believe in things like miasma theory or spontaneous generation to explain how illness spreads. They can't effectively wash common cups and toilet seats, so they just... don't use em. Blame the lower castes on spreading disease and half the time they wouldn't even be wrong, exactly. Then you get selection bias ("ah-ha! another lower caste man spreading cholera with his hands, saar! the theory is never beaten!") and it gets settled as conventional wisdom and law, never to be questioned.

I regret to inform you that some of them take this quite literally.

Ugh they heard "Dr. Braun haircare" and took it literally

In other news, the “ropefuel” tag on 4tran4 is a hoot! A small sampling of recent posts. I’d dig more into it, but my break is almost up.

They post this depressive ruminating in their own hookup forum?

 

[Fort Brooks]

Perhaps they mean Bellingham? It's in Washington and could easily be abbreviated to "BHam".

"They were only service workers" ah yes, because working X job makes you less than human. The state of these people's worldviews.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Germans still colonising Poles, quelle surprise.


I am fascinated to learn how trans ideology will be helped--or constrained--depending on the features of a country's mother tongue.

Spoiler: Linguistics stuff

Some languages, as mentioned above, imply the sex of a first-person subject of a sentence. For, "I threw the ball', a male speaker would say, in Croatian, bacio sam loptu (threw (masc.) I-did ball) but a female speaker would say bacila sam loptu (threw (fem.) I-did ball. There is a declension for a neuter noun but only in the third person (pile je bacilo loptu - chicken (neuter) is has-thrown (neut.) ball), so this declension could conceivably be hijacked by a "non-binary" to show he or she threw the ball in a non-binary fashion. But, neuter nouns sometimes take the case endings of masculine nouns, so a poor enby might simply be unable to express their enbyism in every utterance (or worse, a male enby would sound like he is affirming his maleness).

On the other hand, in languages where every noun is gendered either masculine, feminine or neuter (and therefore their pronouns are alse gendered) the emotional valence attached to gendered pronouns must be psychologically different and I guess diminished. For example, "give me that blue shirt, I am going to wear her to the beach" sounds insane in English, but gets a feminine pronoun in Croatian because 'shirt' is a feminine noun.

In Greek verbs aren't gendered, but the nouns, adjcectives,pronouns and articles very much are, and a lot of words share the same masculine type form for both male and female (eg. πολίτης, meaning citizen, may refer to both a male or a female depending on the article used, when the suffix -ης when in the nominative denotes a male gendered word), while the neuter one is different. Besides the need for conjugation alone would require you to create a whole new grammatical category, the very existence of the neuter renders this whole subject rather idiotic. (The trannies are welcome to refer to themselves using "it", like a dog)

That doesn't mean they won't try though; especially the fact that many words that refer to a crowd default to the male plural makes the lefties and commies seethe to no end.
It's gotten to the point that instead of using the proper suffix, they use the symbol @ as a suffix so as to not exclude anyone; nevermind the fact how retarded it looks.

 

[Peaches Demure]

You can tell they’re (1) men and (2) porn-addicted because they always wear lipstick and eyeliner. Just lipstick and eyeliner. No mention of foundation, mascara, primer, etc. Some of the wealthy trannies will spec into makeup and skin care, but the vast majority just stick to lipstick and eyeliner. Lipstick, which is the most obvious bit of makeup, used in advertisements to convey both women and sex. It’s just so tiring. No wonder that dude laughed. Some guy smears lipstick on his face with the grace of Michael Fox with a vibrator up his ass and declares himself female.

You know, the most puzzling thing to me was always why troons wear eyeliner without mascara. No woman I know (myself included) would ever do that. If we could wear just one article of make-up, it would always be mascara, because it has such a striking effect even on its own, and you can do it competently in 30 seconds if you need to. It drives me crazy to see troons attempt (poorly in most cases, because hey, they're troons) complex winged eyeliner without any mascara. Is it some autism thing where they can't stand having anything stuck to their eyelashes, or do they just don't see the aesthetic value of it?

 

[Paper Machete]

You know, the most puzzling thing to me was always why troons wear eyeliner without mascara. No woman I know (myself included) would ever do that. If we could wear just one article of make-up, it would always be mascara, because it has such a striking effect even on its own, and you can do it competently in 30 seconds if you need to. It drives me crazy to see troons attempt (poorly in most cases, because hey, they're troons) complex winged eyeliner without any mascara. Is it some autism thing where they can't stand having anything stuck to their eyelashes, or do they just don't see the aesthetic value of it?

They probably genuinely don't know.

When doing makeup "tastefully" the liner is supposed to stay around the lash line in such a way it makes your lashes appear thicker at the base, paired with mascara your eyes pop because your lashes are defined. Anything else is being artsy and looks bad on the majority of people. I legit do not think they understand this. A lot of people generally have lost the plot with what day to day styling of makeup (if you even wish to use it) is meant to look like. They're all walking around like the kardashian egg.

 

[Pho Real]

Perhaps they mean Bellingham? It's in Washington and could easily be abbreviated to "BHam".

"They were only service workers" ah yes, because working X job makes you less than human. The state of these people's worldviews.

Yeah it’s a common (albeit tarded) way to abbreviate Bellingham. 1.5 to 2 hour drive from Seattle, and home to the overly pozloaded Western Washington University.

 

[Aquarius]

If my spouse trooned out, I would also be disgusted and creeped out by touching.

Can’t wait to see the sob story he posts after going to this “all bi girl” “queer” meetup. Should we place bets on how many attendees will also be men in dresses?

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Tonight is the monthly Shy Bi-Babe
meetup. Its a girls-only gathering where a queer woman gender studies professor talks about why girls flirting with each other is so hard, why we feel creepy, why we don't feel gay enough, etc. and there are exercises and games to make us flirt with each other, then there's an
open play party after. Last year I set a personal goal to go to before the end of the year as a growth goal-i missed that because of fear and Dec was cancelled. So I'm going tonight.

The last 30 years has seen me in two controlling relationships where I couldn't even have women friends and where flirting was rejected even with my partner. They said things like I'm "creepy" and "gross" and "making them feel like a whore and all for things like putting my arms around them in the kitchen or grabbing their butt. Eventually, in marriage counseling, we settled on "you can touch my hand." I love and respect boundaries, but at some point over 30 years, being married to someone and called "creepy" when you want to touch more than their hand became internalized. Now I feel gross and creepy even thinking about physical affection, and I'm trying to get over that. So, as gross and creepy as I feel, I'm going to learn how to flirt with girls. I'm so scared.
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Maybe I’m an easily duped retard, but I legitimately thought this was just some wannabe bisexual woman until the second post. The stuff about not having other women friends made me go, “wait, what?” Because I could understand a man not wanting his girlfriend to have male friends and vice versa, but I’ve never heard lesbians tell their girlfriends not to talk to other chicks. I just assumed that the overlap between radical feminists, female separatists and lesbians would be reasonably high, and so I assumed a TRUE AND HONEST lesbian would be more aggrieved by her partner having male friends, not female. That got my nogging-a-jogging and made me think, “wait… this is a dude”.

What cinched it for me was that grab-ass thing he mentioned, which I bolded. That made me laugh because it reminded me of this male YouTuber who does videos on relationship counselling. One of his videos was on men who never show emotional intimacy - compliments, interest in their wife’s hobbies or business, cuddling - but want sex and to grope the woman all the time. One of the examples that the dude gave and put into the mouth of this fictional husband was grab-assing in the kitchen. He made this point about how if you only show warmth and interest when you’re horny, your partner will (understandably) assume you only want to have sex with them. That makes them feel disgust for you and for themselves, making sex less likely even if said woman was planning on using her Hitachi later. He didn’t say that last part, but you get what I’m saying. If masturbation and sex both provide orgasms, but the latter makes you feel “like a whore” (in the parlance of Mr. Tranny’s ex-wife)…. Why do it? Why not just beat off?

Why am I discussing this relationship YouTuber? Because it makes me laugh that this man who calls himself a woman is doing textbook “bad husband behaviour”. This dude is so macho that he is literally recreating a video on dysfunctional heterosexual relationships while insisting he’s a lesbian. The lack of self-awareness fluctuates between hilarity and rage-inducing

There’s just so much in these posts. He feels creepy because he is creepy. While I think prohibiting intersex friendships is pathological in a relationship, one has to wonder why the wife kept him away from actual women. Was it because she was just a huge gigantic bitch, like Mr. Tranny suggests here, or did she know something we don’t? Maybe he was unfaithful or bordered on infidelity and that’s why his wife was so on edge about him being alone with other women. Maybe he has a history of inappropriate sexual comments - he is attributing his lack of lesbian flirting skills to his ex-wife’s prohibitions and not him being a lumbering monster. But why would a married man feel that he would have cultivated such skills with perfectly platonic female friends?

Either he did something to his ex-wife that justified her behaviour, OR she was abusive and he’s a loser that clung on to a mean-spirited wife because he’s that desperate for pussy. Honestly, I’m inclined towards the former, because this dude made a sex doll website. Was his wife controlling, or was she understandably apprehensive about her husband doing this sort of shit online because websites like this one exists? I’m thinking the latter.

Anyway, I have heard lesbians discuss being perceived as “creepy”, but it usually relates back to some high school trauma. Some mean girl accuses (or accurately recognizes) another girl as a lesbian and starts telling everyone. The girl is disinvited from sleep overs and pool parties because “ew the creepy lesbian wants to have sex with us”, when most girls just want to watch movies with friends. It’s so funny to see a gigantic black man who came out “as a woman” appropriate that history to justify his own sex-pestery even though it makes no sense. He wasn’t labelled “creepy” because he was into chicks. If he was labelled creepy, it was because he was an autogynephilic teenaged boy. He steals these genuine moments, like a television from an urban home, and wonders why the woman who knew him best considered him a piggish creep. I could go on, but I won’t.

"Platonic cuddling" is the kind of phrase that makes my skin crawl.

Cue Null’s rant from MATI where he says that any guy who just wants to “cuddle” is euphemistically covering for some truly (troonly?) nightmarish stuff.

It drives me crazy to see troons attempt (poorly in most cases, because hey, they're troons) complex winged eyeliner without any mascara. Is it some autism thing where they can't stand having anything stuck to their eyelashes, or do they just don't see the aesthetic value of it?

Couple things:

1. They’re autistic men who think women have life on easymode and look exactly like in their movies and cartoons. When they see a woman with mascara, they probably assume that estrogen gives you magic girl lashes, or is just for people with lightly coloured hair.
2. What you said about mascara feeling weird. These are autistic male trannies. They have sensory issues. Autistics usually hate eye drops, mascara, fake eyelashes, people near their face, etc. There’s a few exceptions, but the point is that these sorts of elaborate sensory experienced wig most of them out to varying degrees.
3. They don’t know how makeup works because they’re narcissistic freaks who never once paid attention to the females in their lives until they discovered that they got a boner copying them.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Overall I am just amazed how they don't even try to pass, especially when there is an entire beauty industry out there trying to exploit them (if they are "women" as they say).

You know, the most puzzling thing to me was always why troons wear eyeliner without mascara. No woman I know (myself included) would ever do that. If we could wear just one article of make-up, it would always be mascara, because it has such a striking effect even on its own, and you can do it competently in 30 seconds if you need to. It drives me crazy to see troons attempt (poorly in most cases, because hey, they're troons) complex winged eyeliner without any mascara. Is it some autism thing where they can't stand having anything stuck to their eyelashes, or do they just don't see the aesthetic value of it?

I agree that eyelashes and mascara do way more for your face than eyeliner alone. That's why women pay hundreds of dollars for lash extensions, because they could be wearing zero makeup and still have that done up look. Not just that - there are nail extensions, laser hair removal, threading your eyebrows, getting your hair dyed, styled, or blown out, waxing services. All of this stuff is expensive and takes effort, along with spending hundreds on makeup and perfume. This is why women complain that men should pay for more things during dating, because it cost so much for basic maintenance if you have a girl that puts in that level of effort. Of course a porn sick pervert in a dress would never understand. It's comical.

They don’t know how makeup works because they’re narcissistic freaks who never once paid attention to the females in their lives until they discovered that they got a boner copying them.

Exactly. There are a million videos on youtube explaining the basics of makeup and any other basic beauty processes. They just have to be aware of anything outside of themselves.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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...male puperty?? Hilarious typo, or a Freudian slip? Is he an applicant for Dylan Hafertepen's pup harem?

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

There’s just so much in these posts. He feels creepy because he is creepy.

Thanks for the text copy/paste, I was mobilefagging when I originally posted.

This is a guy I’ve been keeping tabs on for a while. He keeps flouncing off mastodon and then returning a week later with a new account, which unfortunately means we no longer have access to his full history of depravity. He’s absolutely vile and I wish I had more receipts.

 

[Poonocchio]

Cue Null’s rant from MATI where he says that any guy who just wants to “cuddle” is euphemistically covering for some truly (troonly?) nightmarish stuff

Dear Feeder is based and right once again then. It's definitely a very "male feminist" thing to say/want to do.

 

[stupid frog]

Dear Feeder is based and right once again then. It's definitely a very "male feminist" thing to say/want to do.

Immediate example: Peetz

 

[Otterly]

In Sussex, a giant male lunatic was in fact running an asylum.

The female ward as well. Horrors. This isn’t the first case like this, way back in one of the Troon threads there was a girl abused by a Troon on a locked psych ward. Nightmare fuel. Reading between the lines I suspect they wanted rid of him but of course just making icky women feel bad isn’t a crime, but offending a brown person is. I guess you use the tools you have to fumigate the place. I hope there’s some based 15 stone Nigerian matron feeling likes she’s got her ward back.

and all of them have been child-sized. In general they just seem more feminine/delicate than the average woman?

I know we’ve discussed this a lot in the SRS thread but there’s something perceived negative about very short women. When I said that I got slew of ‘noooo, short chicks are hot’ from the men in the thread but I think there’s short and short. They’re thinking 4 foot 11 Asian waifu, slender and graceful. That’s not the reality for the average western short girl. Most of them just look stumpy. There’s some combo of being tiny that’s probably a mix of
- feeling vulnerable because you’re small. Men used to think it was hilarious to pick me up with one arm at uni, they had no ill intent, they were just dumb and young and they were friends, but it’s still one of those ‘shit…’ moments. Makes you see how easily you’d be overpowered
- short generally isn’t teeny tiny waifu build, it’s just… small. Hobbit like, not elf like.
- short stature tends to be associated with some developmental disorders (and of course it can just be that you’re short, but there’s an overlap with that.) and some of those developmental disorders include autism or reduced mental capacity.

But imagine being so mentally enslaved you spend your whole life trying dutifully to avoid passing your own "contamination" on to those clowns.

The caste system is all sorts of fucked up.

When getting undercuts and the ends tidied,

Yeah there you go - the ends tidied. You understand that long hair needs that maintenance. You probably (shock!) washed and conditioned and brushed it! That’s not what troons do, because girl is when long hair and hair is long, why Grug need fancy hairdresser?

 

[Quarter Pounder]

- short stature tends to be associated with some developmental disorders (and of course it can just be that you’re short, but there’s an overlap with that.) and some of those developmental disorders include autism or reduced mental capacity.

This is interesting, I’ve heard this before and wondered about it wrt autism. With quite a few autistic males I’ve encountered, they seem to be either hulking Grugs before they even hit puberty (I mean, look at a lot of troons) or very gangly and noticeably lacking muscle mass (I don’t know if this is a result of the sedentary lifestyle a lot of them fall into, though). Is the short stature of the comically tiny pooner associated with female autism, and the ogre build of the troon associated with male autism, or is this just confirmation bias on my part?

 

[Otterly]

This is interesting, I’ve heard this before and wondered about it wrt autism. With quite a few autistic males I’ve encountered, they seem to be either hulking Grugs before they even hit puberty (I mean, look at a lot of troons) or very gangly and noticeably lacking muscle mass (I don’t know if this is a result of the sedentary lifestyle a lot of them fall into, though). Is the short stature of the comically tiny pooner associated with female autism, and the ogre build of the troon associated with male autism, or is this just confirmation bias on my part?

It’s sex dependent . It seems like boys and girls have abnormal growth with autism, in boys it’s associated with a larger head and body size. In girls more with short stature

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4899843/

Short stature was found in 26.7% of females and 7% of males with autism. Individuals with autism and short stature appeared to differ from the autism group with normal stature in rate of history of seizures (45.4% vs.12.9%), percent from families of lower SES (SES III, IV, or V: 61.5% vs. 36.9%),
There are many routes to autism, it’s not something caused by a single gene, so think of it more like the end result (rather like fever isn’t a disease.) many different things are associated with autism, but yeah it does seem like in girls, some of those things are also associated with short stature.
It is noticeable how tiny pooners are

 

[Dilatortron3000]

It’s sex dependent . It seems like boys and girls have abnormal growth with autism, in boys it’s associated with a larger head and body size. In girls more with short stature

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4899843/

Short stature was found in 26.7% of females and 7% of males with autism. Individuals with autism and short stature appeared to differ from the autism group with normal stature in rate of history of seizures (45.4% vs.12.9%), percent from families of lower SES (SES III, IV, or V: 61.5% vs. 36.9%),
There are many routes to autism, it’s not something caused by a single gene, so think of it more like the end result (rather like fever isn’t a disease.) many different things are associated with autism, but yeah it does seem like in girls, some of those things are also associated with short stature.
It is noticeable how tiny pooners are

Autism isnt a real thing and its extremely overdiagnosed

 

[Quarter Pounder]

Autism isnt a real thing

And yet kiwifarms exists

 

[Otterly]

Autism isnt a real thing and its extremely overdiagnosed

I’d disagree with the first and agree with the second. Full on, needs 24 hour care autism for sure exists, it’s a part of several genetic syndromes in a repeatable way.
Is ‘being on the spectrum’ over diagnosed? In the Uk yes for sure, it’s about the only way to get kids statemented and get extra help (and benefits….)
There are a lot of people who are just a bit odd getting labelled as autistic. I’m not autistic, but I’m pretty sure if I was a teen these days I could me a diagnosis.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

I’d disagree with the first and agree with the second. Full on, needs 24 hour care autism for sure exists, it’s a part of several genetic syndromes in a repeatable way.
Is ‘being on the spectrum’ over diagnosed? In the Uk yes for sure, it’s about the only way to get kids statemented and get extra help (and benefits….)
There are a lot of people who are just a bit odd getting labelled as autistic. I’m not autistic, but I’m pretty sure if I was a teen these days I could me a diagnosis.

Those people have sub 50 IQs and they are retarded