If my spouse trooned out, I would also be disgusted and creeped out by touching.
Can’t wait to see the sob story he posts after going to this “all bi girl” “queer” meetup. Should we place bets on how many attendees will also be men in dresses?
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Unhinged Chaos Demon @FinalGirl@blackqueer.life said:
Tonight is the monthly Shy Bi-Babe
meetup. Its a girls-only gathering where a queer woman gender studies professor talks about why girls flirting with each other is so hard, why we feel creepy, why we don't feel gay enough, etc. and there are exercises and games to make us flirt with each other, then there's an
open play party after. Last year I set a personal goal to go to before the end of the year as a growth goal-i missed that because of fear and Dec was cancelled. So I'm going tonight.
The last 30 years has seen me in two controlling relationships where
I couldn't even have women friends and where flirting was rejected even with my partner. They said things like I'm "creepy" and "gross" and "making them feel like a whore and all for things like putting my arms around them in the kitchen or
grabbing their butt. Eventually, in marriage counseling, we settled on "you can touch my hand." I love and respect boundaries, but at some point over 30 years, being married to someone and called "creepy" when you want to touch more than their hand became internalized. Now I feel gross and creepy even thinking about physical affection, and I'm trying to get over that. So, as gross and creepy as I feel, I'm going to learn how to flirt with girls. I'm so scared.
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Maybe I’m an easily duped retard, but I legitimately thought this was just some wannabe bisexual woman until the second post. The stuff about not having other women friends made me go, “wait, what?” Because I could understand a man not wanting his girlfriend to have male friends and vice versa, but I’ve never heard lesbians tell their girlfriends not to talk to other chicks. I just assumed that the overlap between radical feminists, female separatists and lesbians would be reasonably high, and so I assumed a TRUE AND HONEST lesbian would be more aggrieved by her partner having male friends, not female. That got my nogging-a-jogging and made me think, “wait… this is a dude”.
What cinched it for me was that grab-ass thing he mentioned, which I bolded. That made me laugh because it reminded me of this male YouTuber who does videos on relationship counselling. One of his videos was on men who never show emotional intimacy - compliments, interest in their wife’s hobbies or business, cuddling - but want sex and to grope the woman all the time. One of the examples that the dude gave and put into the mouth of this fictional husband was grab-assing in the kitchen. He made this point about how if you only show warmth and interest when you’re horny, your partner will (understandably) assume you only want to have sex with them. That makes them feel disgust for you
and for themselves, making sex less likely
even if said woman was planning on using her Hitachi later. He didn’t say that last part, but you get what I’m saying. If masturbation and sex both provide orgasms, but the latter makes you feel “like a whore” (in the parlance of Mr. Tranny’s ex-wife)…. Why do it? Why not just beat off?
Why am I discussing this relationship YouTuber? Because it makes me laugh that this man who calls himself a woman is doing
textbook “bad husband behaviour”. This dude is
so macho that he is
literally recreating a video on dysfunctional
heterosexual relationships while insisting he’s a lesbian. The lack of self-awareness fluctuates between hilarity and rage-inducing
There’s just so much in these posts. He feels creepy because he is creepy. While I think prohibiting intersex friendships is pathological in a relationship, one has to wonder why the wife kept him away from actual women. Was it because she was just a huge gigantic bitch, like Mr. Tranny suggests here, or did she know something we don’t? Maybe he was unfaithful or bordered on infidelity and
that’s why his wife was so on edge about him being alone with other women. Maybe he has a history of inappropriate sexual comments - he
is attributing his lack of lesbian
flirting skills to his ex-wife’s prohibitions
and not him being a lumbering monster. But why would a married man feel that he would have cultivated such skills with perfectly platonic female friends?
Either he did something to his ex-wife that justified her behaviour, OR she was abusive and he’s a loser that clung on to a mean-spirited wife because he’s
that desperate for pussy. Honestly, I’m inclined towards the former, because this dude made a sex doll website. Was his wife controlling, or was she understandably apprehensive about her husband doing this sort of shit online because websites like this one exists? I’m thinking the latter.
Anyway, I have heard lesbians discuss being perceived as “creepy”, but it usually relates back to some high school trauma. Some mean girl accuses (or accurately recognizes) another girl as a lesbian and starts telling everyone. The girl is disinvited from sleep overs and pool parties because “ew the creepy lesbian wants to have sex with us”, when most girls just want to watch movies with friends. It’s so funny to see a gigantic black man who came out “as a woman” appropriate that history to justify his own sex-pestery even though it makes no sense. He wasn’t labelled “creepy” because he was into chicks. If he was labelled creepy, it was because he was an autogynephilic teenaged boy. He steals these genuine moments, like a television from an urban home, and wonders why the woman who knew him best considered him a piggish creep. I could go on, but I won’t.
"Platonic cuddling" is the kind of phrase that makes my skin crawl.
Cue Null’s rant from MATI where he says that any guy who just wants to “cuddle” is euphemistically covering for some
truly (troonly?) nightmarish stuff.
It drives me crazy to see troons attempt (poorly in most cases, because hey, they're troons) complex winged eyeliner without any mascara. Is it some autism thing where they can't stand having anything stuck to their eyelashes, or do they just don't see the aesthetic value of it?
Couple things:
- They’re autistic men who think women have life on easymode and look exactly like in their movies and cartoons. When they see a woman with mascara, they probably assume that estrogen gives you magic girl lashes, or is just for people with lightly coloured hair.
- What you said about mascara feeling weird. These are autistic male trannies. They have sensory issues. Autistics usually hate eye drops, mascara, fake eyelashes, people near their face, etc. There’s a few exceptions, but the point is that these sorts of elaborate sensory experienced wig most of them out to varying degrees.
- They don’t know how makeup works because they’re narcissistic freaks who never once paid attention to the females in their lives until they discovered that they got a boner copying them.
