Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
If he truly believes that, then the perfect storm of galaxy gas demyelination and wetbrain erased any memory of even his few years actually practicing, because the time needed for a pre-sentence investigation (PSI) and report between the time of conviction and the time of sentencing are statutorily mandatory for a felony plea such as his:
That seems to make nonsense of this language, though:
"The fact that a guilty plea will be accepted or a guilty verdict returned at the same hearing when sentencing will occur is not a basis to deny coverage of a sentencing proceeding."
Why would they even mention this if it's a completely impossible occurrence?

It's pretty unlikely he got everything reduced to a misdemeanor, but if so, congratulations.

If you've parsed this correctly and it looks like you have, if this is known to be a misdemeanor plea up front and SJW is just accepting a previously agreed on misdemeanor plea, we might get coverage, but for a felony, probably not ("shall"), since that would be at a separate hearing.
 
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At the beginning, the dabbleverse revolved around Stuttering John, who's a Howard Stern alumnus. Eventually, John took a break from the internet and the universe scrambled to re-invent the 'next Stuttering John'........

......enter Chad Zumock (the same guy who torched Nick a couple of months ago), a credit card thief and struggling comedian. Aaron Imholte, to please the his idol Cumia and Karl (yes, the same Balldowashing Karl with Melton), started shitting on Chad out of the blue in a quest to make him the central lolcow of the dabbleverse post-John. Chad and him then had a months-long beef where Chad doxxed Aaron's kids and his 1st ex Ashley and was going hard after April (telling her she's not a real mom and she's a whore).

When it was really getting to April, Aaron chickened out, then Chad gave Aaron a W by pulling a Jussie Smollett, saying Aaron sent goons to beat him up.......

...enter Pedo Patrick Melton. At this time, Melton was recovering from years of being Redbar's bitch and he was a tiny streamer on YT although he claimed to be podcasting for 2 decades. Melton inserted himself in the Aaron-Chad beef by riding Chad's dick and boasting that he hired a private investigator who has proof that it was the Stoney's owner who beat Chad up at the behest of Aaron. When this retarded story fell apart, Chad went his own way, and Melton took up the mantle of Aaron a-log.

Now Melton's life's goal is to do to Aaron what Redbar did to him.
I know in my heart and soul that this is somehow gayer than the sektur but I can't articulate why since they operate on similar principles.
 
I know in my heart and soul that this is somehow gayer than the sektur but I can't articulate why since they operate on similar principles.
It's because the Sektur has Ralph, a gunted rage pig who invited it by being a completely reprehensible human being. Aaron is just this guy who outside of a few moments of mental retardation is pretty much nobody. If it wasn't for Nick the Farms would probably have never heard of him. That's why I think the Dabbleverse is full of faggots.
 
I know in my heart and soul that this is somehow gayer than the sektur but I can't articulate why since they operate on similar principles.
It's because they're obsessing over such boring shit.

Compared to Ralph or Rekieta, Aaron is so boring. He's a retard, but multiple people dedicating regular streams to him comes across as petty and cringe. It reminds me of how Juju is trying to force Eric July into being a lolcow when he just isn't.
 
I know in my heart and soul that this is somehow gayer than the sektur but I can't articulate why since they operate on similar principles.

The principles are the same as the sektur, but the audience was always very small and they are all obsessed with radio from 20 years ago boomers. If the Sektur goes on for about 4 more years, it will become identical to the dabbleverse IMO.
 
Nick's plea deal contained a provision for the cops to withdraw their case against April
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Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread.
 
⚠️ FRESH INK ALERT ⚠️

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.
 
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⚠️ FRESH INK ALERT ⚠️

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.
I bet those specific flowers have a hidden swinger meaning, something about "open to getting fucked in the ass by Jamaican bulls" and "I like to watch my wife get fucked by chubby men".

No way this isn't more degenerate code.
 
It's because they're obsessing over such boring shit.

Compared to Ralph or Rekieta, Aaron is so boring. He's a retard, but multiple people dedicating regular streams to him comes across as petty and cringe. It reminds me of how Juju is trying to force Eric July into being a lolcow when he just isn't.
No one knew who he was before he started yelling 'look at me'. So, he's getting the attention he craved. His lies and fanfic are the driving force.
 
⚠️ FRESH INK ALERT ⚠️

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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View attachment 6862573View attachment 6862574

As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.
The real alert I needed at the top was for the impending footfag jumpscare.
 
That seems to make nonsense of this language, though:
"The fact that a guilty plea will be accepted or a guilty verdict returned at the same hearing when sentencing will occur is not a basis to deny coverage of a sentencing proceeding."
Why would they even mention this if it's a completely impossible occurrence?

It isn't impossible in the run of cases and is just extremely unlikely in his. For example that quote from Rule 4.02(e) is in reference to all criminal cases generally whereas Minn. Stat. § 609.115, subd. 1(a) only requires a PSI for felony cases and some gross misdemeanors if the prosecutor requests it, but not for other gross misdemeanors or for any misdemeanors. So there will be many cases comprised of gross misdemeanors and/or misdemeanors with a plea/sentencing combo hearing where that Rule 4.02(e) quote is on-point, and just as a hypothetical that quote would apply to Nick's case if the state really cucked out enough to drop the felony count to whatever gross misdemeanor or misdemeanor fits the facts, but it's difficult to imagine any felony plea reaching the point of conviction where that quote would ever apply.

As I mentioned another hypothetical where a felony plea could wrap up in a one-and-done hearing is if his deal is not a stay of execution (i.e. conviction and sentencing with no remand to custody until a probation violation), and not a stay of imposition (i.e. conviction but with no sentence selected until a probation violation), but instead a stay of adjudication, where the case nominally stays open with no present conviction, the state will simply amend the felony count to a selected misdemeanor for immediate conviction of the latter only if and when he successfully completes probation, and the state will push an unamended felony count to conviction only if and when he violates probation. In that scenario there would be no PSI or subsequent sentencing hearing at all (or at least not until months or years from now when a probation violation happens) because "ha[ving] been convicted of a felony" is the trigger for Minn. Stat. § 609.115, subd. 1(a) coming into play in the first place, and at the conclusion of the plea hearing there would technically exist no such felony conviction... yet.

Even in that scenario of a boring one-and-done hearing about a stay of adjudication's terms and conditions, that wouldn't exactly be a plea/sentencing combo hearing affected by that Rule 4.02(e) quote because no actual sentencing would be occurring at the hearing in the first place. Because there would be no sentencing portion involved, video coverage could be denied on that same basis with only some consolation that video coverage can and should be revisited at such time as a sentencing is triggered in the distant future depending on how the probation shakes out.

I really hope the state didn't cuck out that hard but it is not unheard of for first-time drug offenders, and come to think of it a stay of adjudication's ability to escape humiliating video coverage under the wording of these rules may have been Nick's primary or even sole reason to fight so unnecessarily long to get the deal structured that way in the first place.
 
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⚠️ FRESH INK ALERT ⚠️

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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View attachment 6862573View attachment 6862574

As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.
Holy shit did they mix him and Kayla up?! Next he can get a unicorn on his back. :story:
 
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