- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
"Oh hi, Superintendent Pomplun, I was just preparing some bendoilechonine for dinner!"
"That's funny, I've never heard benzoylecgonine pronounced that way."
"Oh, it's how we pronounce it in central Minnesota."
"Really? I'm from Willmar and..."
"It's more of a Spicer thing."
"I see. So are you preparing that by metabolizing cocaine in your liver?"
"No, it metabolizes itself!"
"It metabolizes itself? At this temperature and pressure, localized entirely within your kitchen?"
"That's funny, I've never heard benzoylecgonine pronounced that way."
"Oh, it's how we pronounce it in central Minnesota."
"Really? I'm from Willmar and..."
"It's more of a Spicer thing."
"I see. So are you preparing that by metabolizing cocaine in your liver?"
"No, it metabolizes itself!"
"It metabolizes itself? At this temperature and pressure, localized entirely within your kitchen?"