"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Grander Fucktard said:
say old bean..I really hope that Phil gets the book thrown at hin.
I, as a KFer, would be terribly disappointed if he bought a fez and learned that he is really a Moorish national and isn't contracted tofollow the laws of the United States.
pleas actively discourage him from looking up valuable information online about his rights as a beneficiary of the trust - he could take down the whole heterozionist court system!!!
so again, PLEASE discourage phil from overstanding the law around his internationally recognized sovereignty
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Oh shit, all I want for kwanza is the appearance of Moorish National : Aspen El Bey!!!
 
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Alex Krycek said:
The guy also did some of the ink for free just to test his skills because he was a beginner and took pity on Phil.
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Do you remember the guy's name?

The only tattooer I remember from Phil's past was Sonju and he sounds nothing like what you are describing; he was an experienced, competent tattooer and the only reason the work he did for Phil looked terrible was that he followed Phil's terrible drawings exactly. He even asked Phil to not say where he got his tattoos to avoid losing customers.

ETA: I got second hand cringe just from reading '63.4% tattooed', that's the kind of thing that should stop sounding appealing or cool by age 25.
 
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UncleTusky said:
Do you remember the guy's name?

The only tattooer I remember from Phil's past was Sonju and he sounds nothing like what you are describing; he was an experienced, competent tattooer and the only reason the work he did for Phil looked terrible was that he followed Phil's terrible drawings exactly. He even asked Phil to not say where he got his tattoos to avoid losing customers.

ETA: I got second hand cringe just from reading '63.4% tattooed', that's the kind of thing that should stop sounding appealing or cool by age 25.
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Oh yeah it was Sonju. I though he was a guy not really seasoned but if he was then damn, I am getting old and cows confused.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
The guy also did some of the ink for free just to test his skills because he was a beginner and took pity on Phil.
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More like he did the usual thing. Some early tattoo "artists" do their practice when they're studying on pig cadavers.

Why do that, though, when you can practice on an actual living pig?
Alex Krycek said:
Oh yeah it was Sonju. I though he was a guy not really seasoned but if he was then damn, I am getting old and cows confused.
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Not all of the weird tard scribbles Phil defaced himself with like graffiti were from Soniju, though. Some of that was done by other people.
 
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Just wanted to check in on Phil and OP hasn't been updated in a while.
Did it ever get confirmed that he got a puss puss or was that a fake leak?
 
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Yaks said:
Just wanted to check in on Phil and OP hasn't been updated in a while.
Did it ever get confirmed that he got a puss puss or was that a fake leak?
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It was 100% fake.

He tried to pretend like he got the chop. There was a picture he showed where he was doing the tuck and hiding it between his legs. And I think he posted another picture of his supposed neo-vag only to have somebody do a GIS and find it was some other troon.

Then he pretended it was all intentional and he was "trolling" us.

It's on the same level as this shit from "The Onion"


Upon opening his front door, he was greeted by the sight of a pale and shirtless Manson carving a pentagram into his chest with a razor blade.

“Look at me, suburban dung,” Manson told Wesley. “Does this shock you?”

When Wesley replied no, he said Manson became “petulant.” Recalled Wesley: “He started stamping his feet and shaking his fists, saying, ’What do you mean no? Aren’t your uptight, puritanical sensibilities offended? Don’t you want to censor me so you don’t have to confront the ugly truth I represent?’ So I say, ’Well, not particularly.’ Then, after a long pause, he says, ’Well, screw you, jerk!’ and walks off sulking.”
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That's Taters in a nutshell. He's perpetually trying to thumb his nose at the "system" and us and gets upset when we just laugh and society ignores him.
 
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SanicBlackMagic said:
Beta squad is currently reinforcing the ceilings to prevent collapse, operation cave-in is a go.


Copy that Alpha Squaad. Hang tight and watch your six for antifur reinforcements.


Negative soldier, operation fondle-a-fatfuck is still greenlit. Do not leave the bafflefield.


Bring the party supplies to extraction point Alpha Sigma Sigma for postop debriefing and pizza party, soldier.
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Care package inbound. Be advised that Andy Ditch is VIP as he is the only one who can translate retarded buck tooth rotten cunt language, expect at 0200.
 
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The Dude said:
The reality question is: Did Philthy Cheese Stank work himself up so badly with his attention seeking "Kiwis are coming to get me!' bullshit that he managed to convince himself it might actually happen, and spending all of New Years Eve with his custom painted tranny bats and pepper spray hidden away somewhere in the Antardfa Barracks, shitting himself with fear any time he heard a car drive by or a door shut outside, until he finally passed out from exhaustion? The chances of it actually happening are definitely higher than zero.
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We can only hope.
nvrwastetree said:
Care package inbound. Be advised that Andy Ditch is VIP as he is the only one who can translate retarded buck tooth rotten cunt language, expect at 0200.
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Copy that Rear Admiral Fondlestein, be advised that dropping too close to charlie may impact the integrity of the supply. Recommend landing the party supplies at drop point foxtrot alpha theta instead.
 
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Flamin Park said:
Phase 1488 of operation grilled cheese is now complete. Please be advised all kiwis in special operation group 3 temple you are cleared to begin operation baked potato
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Rodger that. Cottage cheese is go.
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and just like that.
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Plum Smuggler said:
and just like that.
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Hi Phil, it's sad that you have no friends, no family and a penis. I'm sorry you have to spend all your time checking the kiwi farms just to feel like somebody actually cares about you, because that is actually really, really sad.

If you want to invite us round so you have someone to talk to, just do it man. We'll bring snacks and gas masks so we're not overwhelmed by the scent of your filthy, filthy hovel.
You should log back into your account again. You know, that kiwi farms account that you have, because you're a member of this site? Come talk to us. Make fun of Chris again. He fucked his mum and now he's somehow managed to fail his way into a somewhat normal life. That must sting, eh? Tell us about your feelings, Phil.

Finally, if you could bring back your headmates, I miss them. Thanks.
 
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moorhen said:
You should log back into your account again. You know, that kiwi farms account that you have, because you're a member of this site? Come talk to us. Make fun of Chris again. He fucked his mum and now he's somehow managed to fail his way into a somewhat normal life. That must sting, eh? Tell us about your feelings, Phil.
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I wish one of his antifa buddies would come spill the tea on what an insufferable prick he's been for the past, what, 6 years? Like all of his "friends" did at one point or another. I honestly wonder how hard they roll their eyes when he says shit like "Kiwi Farms is threatening a home invasion again!!" and tries to use us to grift for money. I know most of them are just as bad as Phil, but even most of them must hate him by now. They certainly don't take the time to even like his posts.
 
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