Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[anliteralidiot]

Looks like Gyarados, plus gay.
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Gyarados is cool, fuck you.
Kayla looks like bruxish, though.

 

[Swole McPole]

I bet those specific flowers have a hidden swinger meaning, something about "open to getting fucked in the ass by Jamaican bulls" and "I like to watch my wife get fucked by chubby men".

They look like cherry blossom to me. Though I suspect his anal cherry is long gone.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

FRESH INK ALERT

That's the gayest tattoo ever, having a tattoo of 2 men fucking would be less gay.

Nick is embracing his gayness

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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I just can't....
Sorry if posting from my phone causes issues but this can't wait.
And I'm truly sorry you had to see this.

Apple blossom
Jeans
Not pictured: boots with the fur (the fur)

Melton at 400lbs is "very dangerous"

I believe the cardiologist said "in danger"

- he never thought doing drugs and sleeping with beautiful women was uncool or bad, doesn't understand why people are upset

There are six reasons Nick. 1-5 are named BillyRay, PeggieSue and other retarded blend names you harmed your kids with. Reason 6 is understanding that doing drugs and fucking strange women stops being chill around the time you become a real man and start having responsibilities. That's when it's on you too choose to not do that anymore, and if you're too weak to resist then you're just a sad sack of shit.

- everybody has a puncher's chance, Nick could tag Aaron, "there's a nerve cluster in your neck..."

Everybody had a puncher's chance. Go for it Nick, show us how it's done.

Broke nigga cope
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"What are you, poor?" -Nick Rekieta

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

So is the Juju/ Vito/ Melton/ Rekieta group just going for life ruination with Aaron?

I don’t get the obsession with Aaron? Like Aaron is kind of annoying, but in the way a lot of people are. Is it because he actually had a radio show? Is it literally a Tall Poppy situation? They just want another Cumia? Is Kayla Aaron’s Sue Lightening?

Aaron's like their patrick. Aaron went after Melton and instead of running away from the trolls tried doubling down and it rallied the troops in Melton's fandom and now anytime Melton needs to create some content he lashes out at Aaron.

pretty much exactly how the subreddit was fucking dead until Patrick entered their sights. Kayla is more like Aaron's Lauren, and Nick is Chipperson.

Surprised we don't have a sue lightening thread/a sue lightening simp thread, those were the worst on the subreddit.

It's because the Sektur has Ralph, a gunted rage pig who invited it by being a completely reprehensible human being. Aaron is just this guy who outside of a few moments of mental retardation is pretty much nobody. If it wasn't for Nick the Farms would probably have never heard of him. That's why I think the Dabbleverse is full of faggots.

exactly, Ralph hosted "the #1 late night show on youtube" for a brief time and was part of youtube streaming at the start of its superchat days and they got legit guests on. meanwhile the dabbleverse is hilariously small, the biggest show get a quarter of what the killstream got a decade ago.

EDIT: This helpful website: https://www.erotictradeonly.com/nadgerz-invites-offers-for-balldo-business/ would appear to indicate that the company was offered for sale. The website still works, but it shows the old holding company Nadgerz Inc. so who knows if someone picked it up.

if only Nadgerz had google alerts up, Nick would have brought it in a heart beat 2 years ago because "its so funny and weird to own this company"

Rekieta was already a huge fag. But man, this guy looks and sounds like a mega fag now.

wifebeaters only work when you're mean mugging and have muscles, they look fruity otherwise. like how crip walking and clogging are basically the same thing except attitude changes it all.

Thanks, so not a whole lot of money really. Atleast not a lot for a man who is used to snorting a night of super chats up his nose.

it feels cheap as shit in 2025. $500 for a quarter sleeve? that means less than 10k to fill up your whole body. thats prison level cheap.

You would think that him watching all that porn and all those teen sex comedies that he would have picked up something.

exactly, there's a reason even in porn the sex lasts 30 minutes at most and closer to 10 or less in amateur stuff. outside of guys going to hookers no one wants to fuck for 60 minutes.

 

[The Noticer]

His voice does seem IMO to have changed. Its even more annoying that it used to be.

He does Melton-voice now

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Broke nigga cope
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HE'S POOR!

This is like when Fag Fuentes fattened up after scarfing down Macdonald's everyday for 2 years and started going

"Uh actually guys fat people can join the movement. Fat people are people too guys"

Cope harder Nicky, keep spending your trust fund on your blonde whore and your gay tattoos I'm sure you're single digit aged children appreciate it. Tell thise selfish ass kids to wait. Always hounding uou about food and shit, don't those little pricks know daddy slaved away in front of a hot live stream 6 months ago AND Eric July is still in business?

That's right incel chuds money isn't his God. Jesus, the masturbating whore monger drug dealer, is his God. A god he violently fucking hates btw, but whatever.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

Troon saga incoming?
He really wants that LOTY three-peat, doesn't he?

 

[The Second Numidium]

Every time Nick pulls back the curtain to talk about what's "really" been going on, he always reveals that Kiwifarms was right about whatever he was denying vehemently 3 months ago.

People in this thread absolutely called it with the marriage breakdown, to the letter. Some people here can read between the lines on tweets like they're esoteric texts of wisdom.

It's laughable at this point.

 

[MadStan]

Cherry Blossom Tattoo. Representation of a new beginning, life and death. How sweet, he has a tramp stamp for his Mid-Life crisis.

I want all you faggots to know it take a REAL MAN to have a tattoo like this. You might think tough men don't have flowery tattoos and you'd be totally wrong.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Who wouldn't want a skeleton writhing above them for three hours?

Depends on how much of that time is spent listening to said skelly explaining the Byzantine complexities of the Denny's menu.

 

[daffodils]

No idea who this wine aunt is or why they seem to have some history,

He seems to know who she is but hasn't met her. Wayzata is 100 miles from Spicer.

She hates Aaron and April.



She's not a Locals member (under that name).

Spoiler: Complete Nick chats

Spoiler: Snippets from Camelot's chat

 

[Lian Xing]

- pure lunacy

That entire list reads as if he said repeatedly it's everyone else's fault. Peak narcissism.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- complains about driving, lack of a nanny, seven trips today, 10-18 miles per trip, 80-120 miles a day

This is still the gayest thing ever. Aside from the fact they're you're bloody kids, 120 miles is fucking nothing.

- Nick knows what fighting is about, had his own unofficial fights

This has big Patrick "actual tough guy who will feed you your teeth" Tomlinson vibes

- Melton at 400lbs is "very dangerous"

To himself, a buffet, any piece of non-reinforced furniture or perhaps any unaccompanied children in the area maybe. In a fight not so much, unless he somehow landed on his opponent when he inevitably keels over after a heart attack.

- plans after sentencing: come back streaming, no alcohol on show, no crutches, "not just talking about me", covering trials
- when he comes back won't talk about the situation, cover legal stories, P Diddy trial, getting back to the stuff people really like

If he genuinely thinks this will work I can't actually wait to see.

- started with a desire to protect his rights, warrant still unjust, throws his lawyer under the bus, didn't do what he told them

Then do it yourself, or get another lawyer who will you fucking retard.

- his case is complicated because no one ever proved he knows what's in the safe in his bedroom,

I was expecting this cope as soon as it was obvious he was gonna plead out. Because they're not gonna enter lab results into evidence, or have the technicians testify he's gonna keep insinuating it wasn't really coke and that's why the government let him plead out, which he only did for his keedz, obviously

insinuates Aaron put the drugs there

Even if he did, which I do not believe, why the fuck were they still there after he left, and why were you still shoveling them up your giant fucking nose.

- thinks people will stop caring, but if he isn't successful on Youtube, he has lots of other options to go back to

Lol, lmao even

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He seems to know who she is but hasn't met her. Wayzata is 100 miles from Spicer.
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She hates Aaron and April.
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She's not a Locals member (under that name).

Spoiler: Complete Nick chats

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Spoiler: Snippets from Camelot's chat

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What a faggot. Still simping for April despite the home wrecker going through people's lives like a fucking cocaine filled wrecking ball.

The creepy leech dreams to make it big as the step mommy, but hates children.
Nick still praising her is just further evidence that he has no learned a single fucking thing.

 

[ThePhoenix]

I know this has already been said but, here goes.

Nick is a gay. That tattoo is the most limp wristed faggotty thing I have ever seen.

It's too gay for most gay men. This is proper bottom, feminine, friend of Dorothy, weak faggot shit.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Now all he and his wife need are face tattoos and septum piercings to complete the crack whore aesthetic.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

God that's embarrassing.

 

[Fapcop]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

lol! What a fag!

 

[SakuraRose]

They're apple blossom, not cherry.

https://www.proflowers.com/blog/arkansas-state-flower-the-apple-blossom

https://texasproud.com/texas-state-flower-bluebonnet/

A relief to realise that my Internet namesake is not indelibly etched into Balldo's "balldo area".

He's really not helping the "screamingly gay" accusations with that tattoo. The bulls at Hedonism are going to love it.