Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

He’s still missing one tattoo.

 

[AltisticRight]

Good god nick get one of these succubus womb tattoo and come out as the stunning and brave slutty faggot already you fucking faggot
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You forced me to see this shit, so now all of you must see this.

The Skelly Succubus of Spicer.

 

[AnOminous]

Probably to signal that he's a bottom and ready to receive in the slammer.

If he got a tramp stamp with an arrow pointing to his butthole saying "INSERT BLACK DICK HERE" it would be less gay than what he got.

3 hours? Brooo. No wonder he made her bleed, skelly was impotently pumping her with his ED dick for hours. How horrifying. It'd be less embarrassing to out himself as gay, at least they fuck like rabbits.

You mean pumping her with his testicles in a cuck cage, bouncing up and down on top of her with the Balldo, the least pleasurable sex toy ever imagined. Except I don't believe a skellyfat who I'd be amazed if he could do ten pushups could possibly manage that.

Just another Balldo lie. It's like some shit your high school friend would claim, even though everyone knew he was a virgin, to prove he was a sex-having sex-haver who, like, has totally had the sex. And this is a "man" who has five kids. Fucking amazing.

- everybody has a puncher's chance, Nick could tag Aaron, "there's a nerve cluster in your neck..."

And now among all the other lies, Nick claims he can do a Vulcan nerve pinch.

 

[not william stenchever]

I am now convinced that Aaron was the top

Aaron on cocaine: damn that bussy nice!

Aaron off cocaine:

He's fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Boss Bass]

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Nigga become aware that you are pouring your heart out to someone named @StareAtMyFeet

Does, does Nick not know what made his stream good? It was the moral proselytizing coupled with the feeling that justice might actually be done.

Hearing him yell at the Ron Toyes of the world has sort of lost its shine when it’s not coming from a moral high ground.

At least we have PPP doing Nick’s shtick now. He’s only sliiiiiightly less of an actual lawyer all things considered.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Mr. Heat Allergy is as sex machine
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>manlet
Isn’t Aaron like 6’4 and taller than him lol

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The monogamy was never a lie guys!

By the way, one thing I noticed during his interview with Coomalot is that he said, "it's already been revealed on Twitter" about the flower tattoo. But I remember that at the time of the interview, nobody was talking about that tattoo on Twitter; it only began after he showed it on Coomalot's stream. It was only talked about here.

There were also other times he referred to "things people are saying on Twitter" that I've only read here. So I think Rekieta is now too afraid to refer to this website and uses "people on Twitter" as a substitute for "people on the Farms."

What a fag.

 

[Desktop User2]

Just another Balldo lie. It's like some shit your high school friend would claim, even though everyone knew he was a virgin, to probe he was a sex-having sex-haver who, like, has totally had the sex. And this is a "man" who has five kids. Fucking amazing.

It could be coke fuck, tbf... it can delay orgasm by quite a bit in exchange for a half flaccid cock.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Hearing him yell at the Ron Toyes of the world has sort of lost its shine when it’s not coming from a moral high ground.

It would be a nice bookend if we get a deposition of Nick having to deny a binder of tweets.

 

[Tango Moon Star]

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart, who is a recent follow of Rekieta’s, along with a few other colorful characters:

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Note his growing midsection and the sores on his skin, and that the Chinese character matches his shitty torso tattoo:

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As for the content of the tattoo, it looks like a tribute to Kayla, who has cherry blossoms and bluebells tattooed on her.

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At least, I hope it’s a tribute to her. Otherwise it’s very gay looking. Maybe Kayla requested it as some kind of a humiliation ritual.

Because it was at a festival take whatever price you think it is and at least double it what a faggot

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It would be a nice bookend if we get a deposition of Nick having to deny a binder of tweets.

"I do not recall"

 

[AI Generated User]

I'd be interested in a man on the street poll of a 100 straight men and 100 gay men asking them what their state flower is and see what the results are. I didn't even know states had flowers.

 

[WEEKEND]

WTF is going in with his voice? It's like higher pitched or something. Also, who the fuck told him it was a good idea to put the camera at an angle looking up at him. Really isn't doing his already shitty body frame any favours.

 

[Dan of Steel]

The monogamy was never a lie guys!

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By the way, one thing I noticed during his interview with Coomalot is that he said, "it's already been revealed on Twitter" about the flower tattoo. But I remember that at the time of the interview, nobody was talking about that tattoo on Twitter; it only began after he showed it on Coomalot's stream. It was only talked about here.

There were also other times he referred to "things people are saying on Twitter" that I've only read here. So I think Rekieta is now too afraid to refer to this website and uses "people on Twitter" as a substitute for "people on the Farms."

What a fag.

>This wasn't a bad thing or against my morals
30 seconds later...
>Lady Rackets and I didn't trust each other and it was a bad thing
This wishy washy, lying by omission, lying by burying the lead, lying by stringing together bullshit and trying to obfuscate the truth, is why I hate this faggot. It is the wormiest, scummiest verbal vomit trying to weasel his way out of taking accountability and owning up to the bullshit he put his family through like he's perpetually a spoiled 12-year-old boy. It's why he'll never get clean, and why I think things will only get worse from here for him.
The price of freedom is acceptance, Nick.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Does, does Nick not know what made his stream good? It was the moral proselytizing coupled with the feeling that justice might actually be done.

He had good takes back in the day when he wasn’t snorting Coke off Random black men / April’s ass. No way he realizes this before pleading for mercy. The Netflix cameo was enough to push him into stardom for however long he wanted, the wet brain seemed to have fully taken over though.
Old Nick was entertaining, but new Nick is more so, even with his actual “job” being nothing close to what made him popular in the first place

 

[Horrified Bystander]

That fucking stomach tattoo is so fucking gay holy shit. Is the tramp stamp coming next?

I don’t know how to prove it but a tramp stamp somehow feels like the less gay of the two? Like if he had a trans stamp we’d go “huh that’s pretty fucking gay” but this tattoo makes me go “huh, he’s paying for gay prostitutes isn’t he?” Which is gayer.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

WTF is going in with his voice?

Daniel Larson is taking over his body remotely

 

[Law]

You mean pumping her with his testicles in a cuck cage, bouncing up and down on top of her with the Balldo, the least pleasurable sex toy ever imagined

So, does Nick's dick just flop around on April's ass/tummy/inner thigh during a Balldo-ing? Does she give him a sort of reach-around? Does he hold his own dick, like a gentleman? What's the proper Balldetiquette?
I'm sorry for painting a picture in your mind, I will now commit seppuku

 

[AnOminous]

I'd be interested in a man on the street poll of a 100 straight men and 100 gay men asking them what their state flower is and see what the results are. I didn't even know states had flowers.

I knew that there were state flowers. I couldn't name a single one in any state I've ever lived. I do know Mississippi's, but that's only because it's sometimes called "the Magnolia State." I'd have to look up any others. So I guess that makes me, like, 98% straight at least.

So, does Nick's dick just flop around on April's ass/tummy/inner thigh during a Balldo-ing? Does she give him a sort of reach-around? Does he hold his own dick, like a gentleman? What's the proper Balldetiquette?
I'm sorry for painting a picture in your mind, I will now commit seppuku

There are apparently how-to videos on the Balldo but I'll be damned if I look them up. My imagination is the flaccid dick of the impotent male wearing it just flops around uselessly and pathetically. I want to strangle my imagination.

WTF is going in with his voice? It's like higher pitched or something. Also, who the fuck told him it was a good idea to put the camera at an angle looking up at him. Really isn't doing his already shitty body frame any favours.

He's so desperate for people to look up to him that he's trying to fake it with a Fat Girl Angle ShotScrawny Faggot Angle Shot.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

he said, "it's already been revealed on Twitter" about the flower tattoo. But I remember that at the time of the interview, nobody was talking about that tattoo on Twitter; it only began after he showed it on Coomalot's stream. It was only talked about here.

I think it was xeeted about shortly before he went live, which contained screenshots of my initial post. Nick was @ mentioned directly, so he would have seen it, but it didn’t get a lot of impressions.

It truly made me happy to hear how assmad he was that Internet autists found his gay tattoo first. “I wasn’t even tagged in the reel or anything!”