Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
People who thought Elon really is top10 or 20 or whatever in POE have no idea how any of this works. Of-fucking-course it's not him, oh my God. And I have no idea why this autist even said that in the first place.

Last time I tried grinding a game for hours every day I felt ruined in a week. It's just not sustainable. It's not achievable. You can either be a productive member of society with a job or a business and a life or you can be topping the [game of choice] ranks. There's no in-between and you can't have both. Whatever the game is, there are countless of people playing it for 18hours every single day. Elon can't do that.

And judging by this recent turn of events, I can only imagine how his businesses are ran. This guy will turn out to be an even bigger fraud than I thought. No idea what his tard wranglers are thinking. Maybe he's just the frontman, they need a "cool, hip, funny e-boy gamer" persona and everything else is actually ran by competent people. I'm beginning to think he's just a puppet, kind of like the social media guy for the business.
 
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needing fucking Indians to be his servants and take lower wages to increase his own profits even further.
And that right there undercuts his philathropic bullshit of being "Pro-Humanity" and wanting to increase the birth rate.

How, the fuck, is making things less affordable because you're driving down wages with cheaper workers going to incentivize people to have kids? People are barely getting by with groceries, getting a house is out of the question for most now, and rent prices are higher.

The obvious answer is because he was never about that. It was PR for his image.
 
Well that was embarrassing. Accidentally posted post meant for the fatrick tomlinson thread here. No idea why a post about a heavily autistic social media addict and failed father (with bitch tits) wound up on the Elon Musk thread.

Maybe he's just the frontman, they need a "cool, hip, funny e-boy gamer" persona and everything else is actually ran by competent people. I'm beginning to think he's just a puppet, kind of like the social media guy for the business.
Well if he is a frontman we should be set for one hell of a meltdown should his ketamine chimpouts and desperate attempts to get asspats from xitter retards result in whatever reptilians are puppetting him cutting his strings and deciding to co-opt zuck instead
 
Elon would be a lot more respectable of a gamer is he was honest about being mid tier at most. Going for such high ranks is such obvious bullshit even complete normies are clocking him based on simple comparissons to playtimes and lifestyle of the other top players.

Does Elon even like these ARPGs? Most of the fun is the grind and he skips it. It would be one thing if he had a designated autist handler to help him with builds and shit but he has some guy literally play for him and only shows up to use a already built character. It would be far more interesting if he played games himself and actually looked like he was enjoying them.
 
No idea what his tard wranglers are thinking. Maybe he's just the frontman, they need a "cool, hip, funny e-boy gamer" persona and everything else is actually ran by competent people. I'm beginning to think he's just a puppet, kind of like the social media guy for the business.
I see nothing to suggest that he has handlers.
Considering the nature of his mental dysfunction, I would be very surprised if he was able to stomach not being in control.

I think his interference with US and EU politics shows that he wants to stamp his personal mark on society/history.
He is causing widespread harm because he is an unprincipled, lazy ignoramus with mental illness, and doing good is thankless hard work he is incapable of. Effecting bad things is preferable to effecting nothing to him. The only thing that matters is that people worship Elon Musk.

IMO SpaceX and Tesla were always merely tools to get acclaim, and they're pretty high effort low return compared to lying on social media.
 
his interference with US and EU politics
He is causing widespread harm
As much as I dislike him, his interference is a good thing. I don't wanna go all /pol/ in this thread but his disdain for everything woke is truly amazing. He rustled a lot of jimmies and he deserves some slack for that alone.
No idea why he couldn't just settle for what he's done already and keep shitposting about the organized gangrape culture in the UK. Now he just looks unstable and his credibility is sharply dropping. Don't get me wrong, he's an autistic retard and I've known he's a fraud for over 12-13 years now. But he's 100% right on a lot of things. For example, the USA should definitely invade that trash island. Preferably the whole European Union.
 
Dude that is halfway to 1 trillion dollar networth and is the richest man in the world is having a hissy fit with someone that lives like a vermin over how good he is at a video game like shit, if this guy is holding serious power in your government and by extension the world I would be now building a bunker and buying food supplies to last me years.
 
Elon has apparently unfollowed Asmongold, his prime dickrider among reddit tier gamers.

Asmongold declared that he'd stream exclusively on X for a year if Elon could prove that his PoE 2 skills were real.
Dexerto article about Asmon's challenge

Elon also removed Asmongold's blue checkmark on Xitter : https://x.com/Asmongold
Screenshot of twitter no checkmark

According to comments also on this video, apparently he has suppressed his reach? I can't verify this yet.

Why is Elon Musk constantly acting like a Teenage girl?
 
Elon would be a lot more respectable of a gamer is he was honest about being mid tier at most. Going for such high ranks is such obvious bullshit even complete normies are clocking him based on simple comparissons to playtimes and lifestyle of the other top players.

Does Elon even like these ARPGs? Most of the fun is the grind and he skips it. It would be one thing if he had a designated autist handler to help him with builds and shit but he has some guy literally play for him and only shows up to use a already built character. It would be far more interesting if he played games himself and actually looked like he was enjoying them.
he'd be a lot more respectable if he didn't pick the most mainstream game possible to gloat about. I would be impressed if he shared a factorio save or some shit or played some indie title more than a fucking activision-blizzard game.

Dude that is halfway to 1 trillion dollar networth and is the richest man in the world is having a hissy fit with someone that lives like a vermin over how good he is at a video game like shit, if this guy is holding serious power in your government and by extension the world I would be now building a bunker and buying food supplies to last me years.
I think the deeper look at this is that an out of touch with reality billionaire is sperging with an out of touch with reality livestreamer,

Sorry but if you're getting millions of dollars a month being a faggot talking head livestreamer with no real qualification to talk about anything beside petty internet drama and shitty video games then you're no different to an out of touch billionaire.

Also look at fucking Ian Miles Cheong self-inserting himself in this shit just to professionally dick suck Elon Musk:
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Out of all the people in the world you could have as dickriders (hot bitches, actually intelligent people, outright scammers) he ends up with fucking Ian Miles Cheong lol.
 
he'd be a lot more respectable if he didn't pick the most mainstream game possible to gloat about. I would be impressed if he shared a factorio save or some shit or played some indie title more than a fucking activision-blizzard game.
The problem with this necklace dodger from South Africa is that he doesn't care about games. He wants the prestige of being "the smartest man in the room" and wants games to be another "skill" to add on to that image. He could have picked chess (another game very linked with the ego of intelligence) but the problem is that those games are easily measurable in skill and people are very observant in cheating at it. If he were to say "I'm a Grand Master chess player" it's very easy to analyze how his games don't match, though he would get that "smartest man in the room" prestige.

He picks up mainstream games to gain more "widespread" appeal and because it's not as easy to tell when you are a really, really good player, and also to craft more of a "relatable bro gamer" image. But now the pros came out with quite solid evidence and Musk, for as much work he says he works, didn't plan his LARP very well, so now he's in damage control.
 
As much as I dislike him, his interference is a good thing.

The way I see it Elon is on a similar style of lolcow as Grummz in that he is shining a light on topics that need to be addressed but still a Lolcow, and whose loudest detractors are other lolcows of the opposite side of the political spectrum acting retarded and making them look less bad by comparison. His own ass kissers on his side are also constantly trying to one-up themselves and kiss ass making them also likely to take fire meant for Elon like Ian Miles Chong and that Andrew nigga who is Elon's strongest ballwasher.

I have noticed a lot of the Elon Derrangement Syndrome people were and still are suspiciously quiet about Elon's massive fuck up with H1B visa defense and later pivoted to ignore his Grooming Gang spergout to by complaining he was "speaking on things he didn't know about" and play "AKSHUALLY you made a minor mistake on these stats so your argument is invalid".

In a way this makes him a better lolcow, as he stimulates the lol production of several other cows around him in this big farm we call the Internet.
 
IMHO the bigger impact on Elon's decision making than Ketamine or anything else is probably the amount of total yes-men dickriders around him that praise him endlessly for the most mundane shit and also praise and defend him endlessly even when he's being fucking retarded.

Maybe he doesn't realize it because he's autistic but the dickriders on Twitter are just using him for clout and to make themselves look important and to get money out of it.

Sad.

We need a thread for elon dickriders I think because they're the most fucking desperate faggots ever. But I feel like the thread would be lots of people like Ian Miles Cheong which would make it redundant because everyone already knows that guy is a faggot.
 
Elon Musk is genuinely a faggot. A faggot of the highest order. I do not know how anyone has any tolerance for this faggot any longer!

But really, it's just a bit perplexing and astounding to witness all this the last month. There's something uniquely bizarre about Elon's crash out. This is a man who most people thought was great, or at least a genius or even merely just brilliant and in some way commendable. And he has taken that public image and destroyed it in the eyes of many people. His narcissism and faggotry probably knows no limits, and should actually alarm those who can see it for what it is. The psychological attitude you can start to detect in him as he becomes more and more asshurt suggests that this will probably go further.

There is a complete shamelessness to his narcissism. Many people are narcissists or insecure, even severely so, but they aren't so brazenly open about it. They have a sense of awareness that coming off that way is a bad idea, at the very least. But Elon knows this and simply behaves like a big baby, stomping his foot, crying and pooping in his pants and desperately calling for his choir of faggots to cheer him on. Where are my FAGGOTS! He screams, demanding their attention and love to heal his tears.

I've never seen anything like this. The richest man on Earth, supposedly a Titan among men, the greatest man of our time, a "God" among men, making a complete fucking fool of himself, being bullied by internet trolls and responding in the dumbest way possible by actually falling for it and taking the bait and having a tantrum. He can't possibly be that smart of a guy to fall for these basic trolling tactics, he has never experienced the internet or true adversity of this kind.
 
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He has the autism variant that makes him shamelessly brag about more unbelievable bullshit than the retarded kid at school who claimed his dad worked at nintendo and added secret characters to his smash bros cartridge.

It’s unbelievable enough that he’s supposedly grinding 100 hours a week to be a top 10 POE2 player while “xeeting” meltdowns 18 hours a day and managing 5 mega-corporations while his 23 test tube sons cut their dicks off. But that’s not enough, he’s also simultaneously the top Diablo 4 player in the world.

I saw a clip on “Xitter” the other day from one of his Rogan appearances, he even claims to be the best competitive Quake player in the world. Nigger I saw your mouse-handling on your POE2 stream, you move slower than my grandma giving kernel access to the home PC on the phone with Jagmeet at the Tesla recruitment office.
 
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