Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You need to specify which character. I nominate Aunt Dahlia, she's pretty ascerbic as is. Spode might work, he's got some vaguely Tomlinsonesque traits.

No. Not the "good and deserving" Aunt Dahlia. You're thinking of Aunt Agatha, whose soul is woven with a warp of viper's venom and bound with a woof of fire.

Le Chat, GPT says:

Aunt Agatha, eyeing the unfortunate individual before her with the sort of cold disdain one reserves for particularly irritating flies, might have said:

"Well, really, it’s rather clear, isn’t it? Your future is already a closed book, my dear fellow—more a case of a door slammed in your face than an open road. I trust you’ll enjoy the charm of the prison system; I hear they have a delightful way with their guests. Do send my regards to the warden."

How are these so fucking good?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Gather round, children.

Pat demands a leak, smugly declaring that Biden WILL pardon whoever follows King Tomlinson’s Grand Decree. Civilians arrive.
We see: math pat:

Contrary against his own interests pat:

Smith doesn’t leak, child. But anyone with the leaked report should release the report from smith, who doesn’t leak.

Pat assures this dumb bitch that Biden WILL pardon the leaker of the to-be-leaked report from smith who doesn’t leak. This is Patrick S. Tomlinson, what an infantile baby child she is, never heard of a pardon TUH.

 

[grapeshark77]

Gather round, children.
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Pat demands a leak, smugly declaring that Biden WILL pardon whoever follows King Tomlinson’s Grand Decree. Civilians arrive.
We see: math pat:
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Contrary against his own interests pat:
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Smith doesn’t leak, child. But anyone with the leaked report should release the report from smith, who doesn’t leak.
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Pat assures this dumb bitch that Biden WILL pardon the leaker of the to-be-leaked report from smith who doesn’t leak. This is Patrick S. Tomlinson, what an infantile baby child she is, never heard of a pardon TUH.

So this would need to happen in four days, and Biden would have to rush a pardon despite him barely doing anything since he lost the election. Maybe Pat did think the Democrats were going to magically stop Trump from taking office.

also lol. Patrick's tweets probably cost Harris a few votes.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This cope is so hilarious because it's so true, the last election you either voted FOR Trump or AGAINST Trump. Nobody voted FOR Harris or any of the other shits.

Wait, that is wrong. At least three people voted not FOR Trump, but voted to piss off Ricky S T.

I kind of do want the report leaked, because it's going to be another fucking nothingburger. Rick's too stupid to realize that unleaked, it's forever anything you want it to be.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fatrick thinks sneering derision is a joke.

Ironically enough I’m pretty sure he has a series of tweets about how he gets comedy because he’s empathetic or something equally retarded. He’s definitely told his detractors something along the lines of how they’re too cruel to understand comedy. He’s like that Rick and Morty copy pasta about it, real gatekeep-y.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Ironically enough I’m pretty sure he has a series of tweets about how he gets comedy because he’s empathetic or something equally retarded. He’s definitely told his detractors something along the lines of how they’re too cruel to understand comedy. He’s like that Rick and Morty copy pasta about it, real gatekeep-y.

I like most people, but thanks for concisely stating why Fatrick is an intolerable dicksucker. Exactly it, bro. He thinks being irony poisoned is sooooo cool.

 

[Post Reply]

also lol. Patrick's tweets probably cost Harris a few votes.

Here is more of this exchange. Pat is his typical persuasive and charming self.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

There is a massive sperg out ongoing right now holy shit

The police know he didn’t murder anyone. he’s never addressed it before now. WE didn’t vandalize OUR property and I didn’t murder anyone. Just another Thursday.

lol

He’s going so hard, I clicked load more a few times and gave up. No stalker left unchilded, every civilian condescended to.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Please find attached police report from 08/02/2022 made by Patrick Sean Tomlinson regarding people threatening to swat his mother in law. Please also find attached a police report from 03/23/2022 from Patrick's mother in law of Patrick's stalkers sending her nude pictures of other women. Please also find attached a police report from 09/08/2022 of Patrick's mother in law complaining that "people who know her daughter" are sending her dominos pizza

These records are classified as such:

 

[FinnSven]

There is a massive sperg out ongoing right now holy shit
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The police know he didn’t murder anyone. he’s never addressed it before now. WE didn’t vandalize OUR property and I didn’t murder anyone. Just another Thursday.
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He’s going so hard, I clicked load more a few times and gave up. No stalker left unchilded, every civilian condescended to.

Is this an indication he reads this thread?

Or maybe he considers his killing of Trammell to be lawful homicide?

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Is this an indication he reads this thread?

Or maybe he considers his killing of Trammell to be lawful homicide?

Lol, I'm not in the technical tomlinson camp, i think he just lies / has a tenuous grasp on reality, but I can totally see him being delusional enough to think if he kills someone it's not murder.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Lol, I'm not in the technical tomlinson camp, i think he just lies / has a tenuous grasp on reality, but I can totally see him being delusional enough to think if he kills someone it's not murder.

You make one Pizza and you are still not a chef, so why would one kill make him a murderer? Checkmate, stalker. Luwanba.

 

[femoralcanal]

"people who know her daughter"

HAHAHHAHAHAA JENNY, MAMA RAVEN ALMOST DEADNAMED YOU!!


Edit: Fuck, it was Lynne and not Mama Raven. I got too carried away lol

Edit2: wait, the person involved in the 08/09/22 is not Lynn Robinson, Pat's mother-in-law. It is Mary L Robinson.
Niki's aunt maybe?

 

[Post Reply]

HAHAHHAHAHAA JENNY, MAMA RAVEN ALMOST DEADNAMED YOU!!


Fuck, it was Lynne and not Mama Raven. I got too carried away lol

These police reports are from the Bank of Lynne, not Mama Raven.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"people who know her daughter" are sending her dominos pizza

As someone who likes Domino's Pizza, I'm offended. They couldn't have sent her Little Caesar's or Pizza Hut?

 

[femoralcanal]

These police reports are from the Bank of Lynne, not Mama Raven.

Yeah, I know, I'm a 1.7gpa mongoloid.
That being said, I'm intrigued by who could Mary Robinson be... maybe she's the one giving Niki the mulah for the lolsuits?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Norm McDonald, ironically, someone who was funny and seemingly a kind guy. Fatrick thinks sneering derision is a joke.

he's probably one of those smug knobheads who parrot that Doonesbury prick's quote about comedy and punching, i.e. they can't tell the difference between comedy and boxing

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Yeah, I know, I'm a 1.7gpa mongoloid.
That being said, I'm intrigued by who could Mary Robinson be... maybe she's the one giving Niki the mulah for the lolsuits?

Mary Lynn maybe?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Our OnA friends have found my new docs:

https://onaforums.net/threads/confused-old-lady-calls-the-police-because-dominos-tried-to-deliver-her-a-pizza.65577/

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Mary L Robinson

Could the L be Lynne? Some people go by middle names.

I love the "history would suggest" as if this is some right side of history momentous e'ent.