Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Curiously, I don't think he's ever said he's going to throw out his morphine. And just for the record:
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It's real.
But it really, really, really sounds fake whenever he complains about it.
I could see this being a contributing factor for Andy becoming the little stain he is today.
Morphine is a helluva drug, and if you give it to a obese sloth like Andy that just wants to lay about all day in diapers I could absolutely see him learning enough about the medical system to keep getting his fix.
 
Ok it's been a long, long, loooong time but I seem to recall that 20mg of oral morphine is a standard dose for "moderate" pain levels. (yah I know I could Google it but I don't really care that much)

So if the PoopSquatch is on 7.5mg dose that's pretty lightweight. Maybe his Doc is trying to ween him off of it? Cuz your not getting any high from such a low dosage, especially if it's timed released as most oral morphine is.

so yah...maybe Andy's Doc noticed his drug seeking efforts and is cutting him back or Andy's back pain is pretty low grade overall. I dunno.
 
Its a genuine shame to see how much of an enabler Tom is to Andy's horror show. Instead of trying to wind down and enjoy what's left of the twilight years, he's spending all of his time and patience on... This. And having to know this thing is the legacy he's leaving behind.
He's not enabling Andy, though... He fights Andy on every point. He tells healthcare people Andy isn't autistic, point-blank. He tells every authority figure to not send Andy back to the house. He's tried to legally get Andy removed. He doesn't pay for Andy's diapers. He doesn't even give Andy rides, unless there's a third person in the car. He even tells urologists that Andy was molested, so they know his incontinence is psychological, and not physical.

His legacy is he's a man who's been fucked over by the system, and that's been misunderstood by everyone else.
 
He's not enabling Andy, though... He fights Andy on every point. He tells healthcare people Andy isn't autistic, point-blank. He tells every authority figure to not send Andy back to the house. He's tried to legally get Andy removed. He doesn't pay for Andy's diapers. He doesn't even give Andy rides, unless there's a third person in the car. He even tells urologists that Andy was molested, so they know his incontinence is psychological, and not physical.

His legacy is he's a man who's been fucked over by the system, and that's been misunderstood by everyone else.
I mean "enable" in the loosest way I can. Just talking to him and letting him live there previously is too much. This kind of disaster is something you get as far away from as you possibly can. Don't even fight them on anything, just completely stonewall and ignore.
 
I think he needs to take a bus to Cali. I would love to see homeless Andy on Skid Row.
Me too, would even top the time someone convinced Lucas Werner to fly from Spokane to Cali to meet an 18 year old woman who was besotted with him and his 1840's thinking on how families and age of consent laws should run in modern America, she also told the 11 months homeless buffalo with failing kidneys her parents were cool with Lucas living with them (in their palatial estate) until he found a job, sadly for Lucas the only part of the entire tale that was actually true was the one way plane ticket, watching him stutter around skid row for 18 hours was pretty funny, only made better by the fact his rants usually contain a heavy heavy sprinkling of garner words that in tiny Spokane he rarely gets called out on but LA was a different beast entirely. He had to beg his mom for a greyhound ticket back to Spokane, I feel sorry for whoever got to sit near him for that journey, he stank of piss when he left Spokane and hadn't washed in weeks, then adding a couple of hours flight and day and a bit on the streets of LA and the anger he must've had when he worked out it was all a ruse, he like Andy pisses his pants without realising due to untreated diabetes and kidney issues, whoever drew that straw has my sympathies, I had to check but it's between a 37 and 42 hour journey.

Andy being stuck there would imho top the Lucas saga, he'd quickly realise that even with his best fake symptoms he's not going to stand out from the crowd and if he plays his usual laying in traffic trump card he will probably just get ran over, I also think there is very little chance of him surviving there without catching at the very least a slap or 12 in the face, no one on the street is going to want to hear about his diaper issues and {guessing here so please feel free to correct me} the services they have in their major cities are already over subscribed and under funded, if Andy goes there, I think he's stuck there until he can convince someone to buy him a ticket back to the north east, in a perfect world he be forced to hitch rides back the near 2500 miles to Erie, the recorded phone meltdowns would be epic.
 
So if the PoopSquatch is on 7.5mg dose that's pretty lightweight. Maybe his Doc is trying to ween him off of it? Cuz your not getting any high from such a low dosage, especially if it's timed released as most oral morphine is.

I'm surprised that he's an opioid enjoyer though, because all my experience with morphine is that it makes you extremely constipated. All your bowel movements would be Type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart. There wouldn't be any need for anybody to clean his butt because those hard little turdies just come out clean, leaving nothing behind them to clean up.
 
Andy is laying low after his epic defeat at the hands of Jamie the Crisis worker. Her main points were that Andy has capacity because he has the ability to call people up to harass them and record and post Youtube videos. Andy is pretending to give his phone and other devices to his staff to counter her arguments. Andy is faking being a "level 3" severely autistic person. The problem for Andy is that a severely autistic person would never have the capacity to truly understand what Jamie told him and drastically alter his behavior in such a way. This further proves that Andy is a malingering liar. He is also very desperate to have altered his behavior so abruptly. Andy betrays himself because no matter what he does the truth will always be revealed.
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Andy is dumb but not dumb enough to not know how to wipe his own ass. If they truly took away his phone and other devices he wouldn't be able to post about how they "took his phone and devices away". It also shows Andy has capacity to manipulate and deceive by posting these.

As for another point. I think he fakes taking his medicine. He frequently throws them in the trash during his tantrums and I think this is on purpose. He may even pretend to take them and spit them out latter. He knows he doesn't need them. As someone else mentioned, the opioids would alter his bowel movements.
 
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Ok it's been a long, long, loooong time but I seem to recall that 20mg of oral morphine is a standard dose for "moderate" pain levels. (yah I know I could Google it but I don't really care that much)

So if the PoopSquatch is on 7.5mg dose that's pretty lightweight. Maybe his Doc is trying to ween him off of it? Cuz your not getting any high from such a low dosage, especially if it's timed released as most oral morphine is.

so yah...maybe Andy's Doc noticed his drug seeking efforts and is cutting him back or Andy's back pain is pretty low grade overall. I dunno.
Most likely Andy needed it at one point, got over it, but complained about his back or whatever until his doctor re-opened the pharmacy. This was most likely done so Andy could have a case when he says 'I'm in pain, I need someone to help me take my meds."
 
Andy is laying low after his epic defeat at the hands of Jamie the Crisis worker. Her main points were that Andy has capacity because he has the ability to call people up to harass them and record and post Youtube videos. Andy is pretending to give his phone and other devices to his staff to counter her arguments. Andy is faking being a "level 3" severely autistic person. The problem for Andy is that a severely autistic person would never have the capacity to truly understand what Jamie told him and drastically alter his behavior in such a way. This further proves that Andy is a malingering liar. He is also very desperate to have altered his behavior so abruptly. Andy betrays himself because no matter what he does the truth will always be revealed.

Andy is dumb but not dumb enough to not know how to wipe his own ass. If they truly took away his phone and other devices he wouldn't be able to post about how they "took his phone and devices away". It also shows Andy has capacity to manipulate and deceive by posting these.

As for another point. I think he fakes taking his medicine. He frequently throws them in the trash during his tantrums and I think this is on purpose. He may even pretend to take them and spit them out latter. He knows he doesn't need them. As someone else mentioned, the opioids would alter his bowel movements.
One thing about Andy is that he never gives up. I expect him to go back into full swing sometime soon.
 
Andy learns the hard way why it was a bad move to allow staff access to his phone and devices. It backfired and blew up in his face. They looked at his search history and pictures and what they found was disturbing.
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First and foremost, he searched for "How to get away with MURDER". He tried to explain it away as him searching for Papa Roach song lyrics. I hope the police back in Buffalo are paying attention because this is the motive and intention they were looking for when they initially arrested him for poisoning his family. Now they can prove it was attempted murder.

The second disturbing thing he searched for was about KIDS and PLAYGROUNDS. WTF?!

He also searched for details on Autistic meltdowns so he could properly fake them. I am sure there is more but only "his staff" could tell us all the details.

Then there is all the creepy stuff about how to force people to touch his ass. What a fucking creep. He is truly far more evil than I realized!

I tried to use the archive site but its slow as shit and doesn't load for me.
 
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Andy learns the hard way why it was a bad move to allow staff access to his phone and devices. It backfired and blew up in his face. They looked at his search history and pictures and what they found was disturbing.

First and foremost, he searched for "How to get away with MURDER". He tried to explain it away as him searching for Papa Roach song lyrics. I hope the police back in Buffalo are paying attention because this is the motive and intention they were looking for when they initially arrested him for poisoning his family. Now they can prove it was attempted murder.

The second disturbing thing he searched for was about KIDS and PLAYGROUNDS. WTF?!

He also searched for details on Autistic meltdowns so he could properly fake them. I am sure there is more but only "his staff" could tell us all the details.

Then there is all the creepy stuff about how to force people to touch his ass. What a fucking creep. He is truly far more evil than I realized!

I tried to use the archive site but its slow as shit and doesn't load for me.
Thank you. Yeah I am not a veteran forum user. Holy shit he was searching for places on playrounds to jackoff? DAMN!
Do you or the subreddit have a primary source for those searches, or to corroborate that they're real? They seem a little *too* incriminating to be true, even for Andy. Like someone gayopping or parodying him.
 
Do you or the subreddit have a primary source for those searches, or to corroborate that they're real? They seem a little *too* incriminating to be true, even for Andy. Like someone gayopping or parodying him.
It looks like the "searches" are joke posts from this reddit thread. More interesting is Andy's response, which implies that he has been searching for stuff about children's playgrounds and how to get away with murder.
 
Andy learns the hard way why it was a bad move to allow staff access to his phone and devices. It backfired and blew up in his face. They looked at his search history and pictures and what they found was disturbing.

First and foremost, he searched for "How to get away with MURDER". He tried to explain it away as him searching for Papa Roach song lyrics. I hope the police back in Buffalo are paying attention because this is the motive and intention they were looking for when they initially arrested him for poisoning his family. Now they can prove it was attempted murder.

The second disturbing thing he searched for was about KIDS and PLAYGROUNDS. WTF?!

He also searched for details on Autistic meltdowns so he could properly fake them. I am sure there is more but only "his staff" could tell us all the details.

Then there is all the creepy stuff about how to force people to touch his ass. What a fucking creep. He is truly far more evil than I realized!

I tried to use the archive site but its slow as shit and doesn't load for me.
While you are retarded, I do expect the staff to see him searching over the RedDitch and finding out the ruse.
 
Curiously, I don't think he's ever said he's going to throw out his morphine. And just for the record:
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It's real.
But it really, really, really sounds fake whenever he complains about it.
I can't wait 'till we finally get to a point where Andy is going up and down doctor shopping across state lines for his Morphine fix. I'd love to see him end up in some shithole like Tampa or South Dixie and try to pedal his shtick to the some of the most tard resilient nurses in the country.

It might also finally lead to a case of cosmic karma where he gets so addicted to his prescriptions he genuinely develops all the shit he's been faking. Morphine can definitely fuck up your stomach and kidneys to the point he might actually need the diapers legitimately.
 
I can't wait 'till we finally get to a point where Andy is going up and down doctor shopping across state lines for his Morphine fix. I'd love to see him end up in some shithole like Tampa or South Dixie and try to pedal his shtick to the some of the most tard resilient nurses in the country.

It might also finally lead to a case of cosmic karma where he gets so addicted to his prescriptions he genuinely develops all the shit he's been faking. Morphine can definitely fuck up your stomach and kidneys to the point he might actually need the diapers legitimately.
Andy's complained in videos about GI Bleeding (gastro-intestinal) - the Tylenol by itself that Andy gobbles up every day will tear the hell out of his stomach lining.
 
Andy's complained in videos about GI Bleeding (gastro-intestinal) - the Tylenol by itself that Andy gobbles up every day will tear the hell out of his stomach lining.
Yea that too, I forgot he goes through like a bottle of Tylenol a week. Genuinely can't wait to see him shitting blood in the streets like the 'jeets 'cause he ended up a homeless pill popper.

I wonder if he could google himself into being convinced by some fucking reddit board to start Benadryl popping too. If you've never read what the crazy retards that dose Benadryl to get high say it's like, it sums up as a level of psychosis that has sensory and visual halucinations like crazy. Normally nightmarish hallucinations too. That'd be fun to witness.
 
Yea that too, I forgot he goes through like a bottle of Tylenol a week. Genuinely can't wait to see him shitting blood in the streets like the 'jeets 'cause he ended up a homeless pill popper.

I wonder if he could google himself into being convinced by some fucking reddit board to start Benadryl popping too. If you've never read what the crazy retards that dose Benadryl to get high say it's like, it sums up as a level of psychosis that has sensory and visual halucinations like crazy. Normally nightmarish hallucinations too. That'd be fun to witness.
The funniest ending would be him being forced to use a catheter/colostomy bag. Where he literally cannot use diapers.
 
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