Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Balldo's Gate]

What’s the over under on the judge throwing out the plea since Dick Lickeita is obviously indicating that he’s plea’ing out against his will?

He sounds like he truly believes he’s innocent so it’d be legally and ethically irresponsible to let him plea to something that’s not true in his mind.

Assuming what Nick is claiming is true, it's actually a possibility.

Nick says he was ready to plead guilty at his settlement conference but the judge refused until a later plea hearing saying he wanted to ask Nick questions. Such questions are technically standard, but the settlement conferences have had courtrooms booked out in case they need to put something on the record (such as a plea). There is in principle no reason why he couldn't have plead guilty when he was prepared to at the settlement conference.

It's possible that the judge expects some complications.

 

[Boss Man Jackoff]

Watching this roast of Jack Murphy's cuck article is even better today - https://youtu.be/xygvDGGYuR0
A note - At one point Nick mentions Jack Murphy going to "hedonism" - did Nick learn of Hedonism 2 while researching cuck murphy, then mention it to his wife while Drexel plowed her?

 

[Folgers Can]

Seriously, why these guys dont just fuck?

Nah, there's a different bussy he's fantasizing about now, in public for his wife, children, extended family, church, and community to see in black and white, with little patience for excuses that they should just loosen up about his edgy LA comedy stylings:

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It could be coke fuck, tbf... it can delay orgasm by quite a bit in exchange for a half flaccid cock.

Nah, as of last night it's openly admitted that Aaron was telling the truth about Nick's little blue helpers:

Somebody should warn him that if Viagra really had him going strong for 45 minutes to 3 hours, then he either didn't need the boost in the first place or he's doing it wrong. This can actually get very dangerous and warrants an immediate trip to the ER, especially considering contraindication with various drugs including his amyl nitrite poppers to dilate for Jamaican bulls' ease of entry, but at least this admission helps to explain his gin blossoms continuing even after quitting booze, his increasingly nasally voice even after quitting coke, his general blindness to the consequences of his actions, and his various high-risk behaviors across the board:

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But who are we to interrupt "his WebMD thing" with well-established medical advice? Nick has the best doctors.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Strictly technically speaking, it's more likely that talking about how not guilty he is in public would lead to the plea being revoked. However, afterwards, if you publicly contradict what you swore to under oath, since an allocution of guilt is under oath, it would be a confession of perjury and they could in theory go after you for that.

Of course, you could say you were lying in public (which is not a crime) but really telling the truth under oath. Usually they just let lying criminals like Nick lie in public, though. It doesn't make them any less a convicted criminal, like Nick will be.

Imagine the complete opposite of an Alford plea. That's likely to be what the judge insists on. Expect Rekieta to be required to not only admit his crimes but explain them in great detail.

I personally believe it likely that he will try to weasel out of it but give in before he jeopardizes his plea.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is arguably the worst Nick video Elissa Clips has posted in a while

Nick basically confirms he learned nothing and his and Kayla's relationship almost ended but is "fine" now. He says he's still a Christian, but other Christians are unreliable. Says that fucking lots of hot chicks is cool and that everyone consented so it's ok. He isn't a liar because he stopped saying he was monogamous when he started fucking other women and it's "weird" so many people have interest in him (despite him earning a million+ off Deep's dirty laundry)

Irredeemable, get those kids out of there!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

This is arguably the worst Nick video Elissa Clips has posted in a while

Nick basically confirms he learned nothing and his and Kayla's relationship almost ended but is "fine" now. He says he's still a Christian, but other Christians are unreliable. Says that fucking lots of hot chicks is cool and that everyone consented so it's ok. He isn't a liar because he stopped saying he was monogamous when he started fucking other women and it's "weird" so many people have interest in him (despite him earning a million+ off Deep's dirty laundry)

Irredeemable, get those kids out of there!

I ain't one to advocate for getting involved and making things happen through weening and retardation, but it would be funny if the judge saw this

 

[Deputy Riddle]

I am absolutely convinced nick is gay. The voice, the effeminacy, pretending to be gay to get Kayla, swallowing Aaron's cum and being very upset that he left him with his annoying ex wife. He's gay. Has to be.

This reminds me of that man who suffered brain damage from a car crash and "suddenly" realized he was gay. I truly believe hormonal imbalance and brain damage can twist your survival instincts. No touchy the poo

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Says that fucking lots of hot chicks is cool and that everyone consented so it's ok.

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation. He really thinks everyone is trash like him, probably because he surrounded himself with trash people just like him.

It's similar to how he thinks everyone who would earn big loads of cash like he did would immediately burn it on drugs and debauchery instead of saving it for their children or making the money work for itself.

Rekieta is trash and can't understand that not everyone is corruptible trash like him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation. He really thinks everyone is trash like him, probably because he surrounded himself with trash people just like him.

Nick figured us all out, we are so horny all the time we jump the first blond wig we see, no vagene required. Just the blonde hair is enough for our base instincts to kick in that overpowers all our decades or societal indoctrination.

He really thinks we are all drug addicted Niggers like he is.

 

[Niggernerd]

This is arguably the worst Nick video Elissa Clips has posted in a while

Nick basically confirms he learned nothing and his and Kayla's relationship almost ended but is "fine" now. He says he's still a Christian, but other Christians are unreliable. Says that fucking lots of hot chicks is cool and that everyone consented so it's ok. He isn't a liar because he stopped saying he was monogamous when he started fucking other women and it's "weird" so many people have interest in him (despite him earning a million+ off Deep's dirty laundry)

Irredeemable, get those kids out of there!

Ofc everyone but him are unreliable and women. Weird!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation. He really thinks everyone is trash like him, probably because he surrounded himself with trash people just like him.

lmao if april came onto me I'd be repulsed by the stank and face craters. Hard to believe she's only a year older than me tbh.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick wouldn’t be able to pass the drug test to box Aaron.

 

[Desktop User2]

They already did and this is a lover's spat. Aaron dumped Nick after he dumped a load in him, and now he's following Aaron around like the deranged groupie in the Carpenters song "Superstar."

I know but they should do it on a regular... ditch the beards and go live in Jamaica drinking bull milk all day, performing for old flabby Germans at night. Make it a living.

 

[Schpoots]

Watching this roast of Jack Murphy's cuck article is even better today - https://youtu.be/xygvDGGYuR0
A note - At one point Nick mentions Jack Murphy going to "hedonism" - did Nick learn of Hedonism 2 while researching cuck murphy, then mention it to his wife while Drexel plowed her?

I remember Murphy seemed genuinely hurt that Rekieta was making fun of him. Maybe they met at hedonism and pegged eachother.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

All of the Elissa videos posted today show that Nick is still coping by saying "everything just happened to me," I mean even with the April situation, he phrases the whole thing as "well it just happened to me, even surprised me I don't know how everything came together." Such bullshit, he can't even admit that he pursed things in life, he is claiming to be the most passive person possible where everything just happens to him and he has no agency. He also frames all the drugs, swinging and everything else as 'cool' even after talking about how it almost ruined his life. He shows no remorse at all for his actions, because he still thinks that doing drugs and cheating on your wife are cool things to do.

 

[Desktop User2]

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation.

Well, life is tougher for a low impulse control coke fiend nigger like Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation. He really thinks everyone is trash like him, probably because he surrounded himself with trash people just like him.

It's similar to how he thinks everyone who would earn big loads of cash like he did would immediately burn it on drugs and debauchery instead of saving it for their children or making the money work for itself.

Rekieta is trash and can't understand that not everyone is corruptible trash like him.

Worse, Nick thinks of himself as better than others.

In this clip he talks about drug treatment again and talks about how everyone thought he was cool for his drugs of choice being coke and molly while the other people do meth and fent which Nick claims he'd never do. Despite being in a drug treatment program, he's still better than the other patients because he only did the "cool" drugs and not the "scary" drugs.

Coincidentally, earlier he said if you asked him a few years ago he'd have said he'd never be polyamorous. Funny and weird.

He also talks about one of the councilors coming to his house and subtly brags that the councilor mentioned how she doesn't usually deal with people in Nick's socioeconomic status (again, implying he isn't a degenerate drug addict despite getting caught with cocaine and then paying thousands to continue to be allowed to drink and do drugs before the trial)

Nick still deludes himself into thinking he's above everyone else, that he did nothing wrong, and that everyone else is just a prude that doesn't understand cocaine and polygamy are secretly good for you.

 

[Flora Fox]

I was combing my daughter's hair, officer, I swear, that's how I got >35,000pg/mg from a cocaine metabolite test. Remember? Her scalp metabolises cocaine metabolites on its own!

All his kids are SO advanced!

 

[RollingRock2]

Nick got an even newer tattoo

 

[Strix454]

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation. He really thinks everyone is trash like him, probably because he surrounded himself with trash people just like him.

Yeah Nick. Probably worth a reality check. You didn't meet a pretty blonde woman. You got involved with a creepy middle aged swinger couple and traded your wife - the mother of your children - to another guy so you could fuck his wife. She wasn't attracted to you. You didn't charm her. You didn't pick up her up. You bought her for the price of your wife and free coke for her.

And Nick, there is no temptation involved if you are buying it and its being thrown at you by the terms of the deal. Unless you claiming that you have some sort of manly biological urge to be such a loser that you can't get a woman without a payment involved.

As well, if you are diving into the warped world of "paying for it", you could do alot better than a mid like April. But then again given that you are a broke loser who can't even pay his mortgage, maybe that IS the best you do. A flat chested no-ass chick full of trailer trash tattoos.

But this is all typical Nick. A guy with no class who can't even dress himself properly for a trip down to mar a lago. A guy in his 40s who lives entirely off money from mommy and daddy. I'm sure you seem really impressive to a crackhead parent like Grifty, or a guy still living off an appearance on Dr. Phil 17 years ago like Dax or your dirty benzo buddy Ralph or a fat pedo like Melton. But to anyone else, you don't impress Nick.

Nick. You got no class.