Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Aunt Carol]

The troons made it all about themselves. Typical, am I right?

That's why the new trend to self-diagnose with "Reaction-Sensitive Dysphoria" -- "dysphoria" is the troon word for "or else" so it helps make a better cudgel.

 

[Jacques1194]

TikTok kids getting a dose of reality and realizing that non western countries aren't the progressive utopias for LGBTQ people that they made them out to be. No joke I had some idiot tell me that China was pro trans because there's a T.V show host that's out as a TIM and that proved China supports trans people.

 

[TheSunSets]

Can we have more funny tranny stuff and less meandering autistic parklifes?

 

[soup peddler]

Out of curiosity I looked through the profile of the first poster on the page, /u/non-binary_prince. It's absolutely horrifying, it's like a cautionary tale about what will happen to you if you poon out.

Update: I think this might be one of the worst living people. Everything about her life makes me regret our hominid ancestors' shrunken masticatory muscles. I wish I could suck all knowledge of her and tangentially related concepts out of my brain with a crazy straw. I am completely shocked that she exists in this current state and hasn't decided to eat a shotgun. I don't want to sound completely cruel, but it would just make sense to do.

Here are some updates to her life, but I recommend looking at my previous post for the full effect.

Spoiler: Our intrepid protagonist

To summarize the situation:

• 33 with no savings
• Transitioned 6 years ago, and has already had a nipple-removing botched mastectomy and a hysterectomy
• Is shopping around for a Metoidioplasty (bizarre alien clit surgery)
• Her voice never dropped, so she looks like this but sounds like a little girl
• Has vaguely alluded to being sexually abused
• Doesn't work, lives on $500 a month disability, has a car but no license (?)
• Lives in her grandparents' house with her mother who misgenders her
• Collects Build-a-Bears and other stuffed animals as her major hobby
• Addicted to poppers, uses them every time she masturbates, which is apparently 5-ish times a day
• Addicted to gay porn
• Also takes edibles and vapes
• Has sex with any man that will take her, admits to having no standards
• "Gay", aka heterosexual woman
• Posts on reddit about her sex toy and packer (silicone penises of every color and shape) collection, tries to sell/trade them
• Mega habitual reddit poster, like a dozen plus posts every day, is seemingly never not on reddit

Spoiler: Updates from our friend /u/Non-binary_prince

Absolutely the most viscerally unpleasant pooner I've seen. Her existence fills me with complete despair at society and the desire to burn down every institution that helped turn this once-an-abused-little-girl into this modern day ogre.

/u/Non-binary_prince, if you see this, don't actually kill yourself, you could still bounce back if you work at it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Can we have more funny tranny stuff and less meandering autistic parklifes?

Yes. More tranny posted Ls please.
May be horrifying and/or funny.
Also poetry.

Spoiler: Five stanzas in all.

I am born a thousand times,
only to die in a country that forgets
who I am who I fought to become.

They tell me to love it still,
to carve pride from a nation
that chokes me on my own reflection. How do I make art out of anger
when every word I spit is burned
before it hits the page?

I wear my name like a scar,
like a prayer I whisper in secret
when they call me by one that isn't mine.
I am tired of building bridges
to a future that erases me,
that claims my breath like a stolen gift.

My teacher says,
make beauty from the ashes,
but all I have is this bitter taste
of battles fought and ballots lost. How do I paint with my broken hands? How do I write when the ink bleeds red?

Still, I take the pen,
because my voice is all I have. Let the words be messy,
let them be angry, let them hurt
if they must—
because maybe that’s where I find myself,
in the raw, torn edges of every letter,
in the spaces where I refuse to be erased.

Presumably the USA following the last election (four more days until the genocide begins), but really it could be any country. Even the country with the strongest speech laws is still "TERF Island". To say nothing of those countries not part of the former free world such as China or anywhere Muslim and/or black.

 

[Syikeblade]

This one is just a bunch of gay trannies complaining about their fellow gays and chasers while using grinder.

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[90 Seconds]

I wear my name like a scar,
like a prayer I whisper in secret
when they call me by one that isn't mine.
I am tired of building bridges
to a future that erases me,
that claims my breath like a stolen gift.

so hecking manly! this is EXACTLY what a man would write!

My teacher says,
make beauty from the ashes,
but all I have is this bitter taste
of battles fought and ballots lost. How do I paint with my broken hands? How do I write when the ink bleeds red?

a mention of her  teacher. confirming this is a confused teenage girl. praying she snaps out of it soon.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Self doubt due to encroaching sanity.
Reassurance in the comments.
Sanity be gone!
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I am not a paraphilic male who get aroused by imagining myself as a woman. I am a trans woman who started exploring my gender due to fetishes. I did not find being a woman arousing but I was a woman in my arousing stories.
I designed characters for myself to roleplay on bed, alone. After a while I started to play these characters in day to day life.
And no, I was not a stereotypical girl who always knew I was a girl since childhood, never tried to get in girl clothes secretly and never even tried make-up.

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More comments in the same vein, but this is the most concise as well as being the most popular.

Here's an excerpt from a comment further down the list.

Also from that thread:

wingedespeon
• 8h ago

Transbian HRT (11/13/2024) at 29

Well, if it is real it is something both cis and trans women experience. The original person who came up with the idea didn't bother running a control group on cis women.
Someone finally got around to running a control group, and 93% of cis women were classified as autogynophiles. 93%. 28% scored extremely high on the questionnaire too. You know what we call experiencing something 93% of cis women experience? Being a normal woman.

I'm no sciencetician, but I skimmed the study. There appears to be one of them (which I found by googling '93% of women autogynephiles' - there's a link to a Pubmed summary in the Reddit thread, which does not go into detail about the methodology), from 2009 by Charles Moser. I wouldn't think that a study with 29 respondents would be what you'd hang your hat on if you'r going to claim that it debunks something.

And this is the survey results (obtained by handing out a small questionnaire in a hospital to medical professionals. 51 distributed, 29 returned). I'll point out that the questions are largely about wearing clothes that are specifically associated with sexual situations. I'll also point out that there's only one question that comes close to 'Do you feel sexually aroused by the thought of having female anatomy?' is 'I have been erotically aroused by the thought of myself with a 'sexier' body'.

I also looked to see if there were more studies on the subject, and wasn't surprised to find out that it's not exactly a cup that runneth over. I didn't go too deep, but the only one I found was here - I can't access the whole thing, as it requires a login. The only thing I can read is the abstract:

Blanchard proposed that autogynephilia is a natal male’s paraphilic sexual arousal in response to the thought or fantasy of being a woman. Furthermore, based on evidence collected from natal males with gender dysphoria, Blanchard argued that autogynephilia is the fundamental motivation among nonhomosexual males (i.e., those not exclusively attracted to men) who pursue sex reassignment surgery or live as transgender women. These ideas have been challenged by several writers who have asserted, or offered evidence, that autogynephilia is common among women. However, their evidence was weakened by problematic measures and limited comparison groups. We compared four samples of autogynephilic natal males (N = 1549), four samples of non-autogynephilic natal males (N = 1339), and two samples of natal females (N = 500), using Blanchard’s original measure: the Core Autogynephilia Scale. The autogynephilic samples had much higher mean scores compared with non-autogynephilic natal males and natal females, who were similar. Our findings refute the contention that autogynephilia is common among natal females.

Larger sample size and they say that it deboonks the 2009 Moser paper, but I'd be interested to compare the questions they used to the questionnaire Moser used. (Not that I'm an expert, and the Moser survey was claimed to have been derived from Blanchard's measure so maybe the questions asked are very similar between the two.)

 

[Sean Andalou]

So if a woman (I mean a real one) says she likes being a woman (when asked exactly that on a long survey),
that is just the same as when a man faps to (he calls it) liking being a woman?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Playing by their rules:

Straight = non same gender attracted.

NBs are all so beautiful, unique, valid, and different that non of them are the exact same gender right?

Therefore because a+b=b+a all NB relationships are straight, and never queer.

It makes as much sense as any other nonsense they spew, so...

In gendie spaces, straight means boring and conformist while queer is quirky and cool. Basically, in some way, straight and queer have gone back to their original definitions.

TikTok kids getting a dose of reality and realizing that non western countries aren't the progressive utopias for LGBTQ people that they made them out to be. No joke I had some idiot tell me that China was pro trans because there's a T.V show host that's out as a TIM and that proved China supports trans people.
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At this rate, China should ban Americans from shitting up their apps.

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Paper Machete]

Feeling sexy is about the response you know you'll get from romantic/sexual partners. It has nothing to do with the trappings themselves doing anything inherently on their own. Women being the ones to usually get done up, are going to be more aware of this as opposed to men. That's not the same thing as whatever the fuck goes on in a tranny's mind soup.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Hashtag that happened.

Troon gets brutally sir'd by the cops when he answers the door in a nightgown.

 

[Poonocchio]

Hashtag that happened.

Troon gets brutally sir'd by the cops when he answers the door in a nightgown.

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And of course, everybody clapped (in a super queer and sapphic way).

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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Worth noting that Pope Joan is a myth.

Feeling sexy is about the response you know you'll get from romantic/sexual partners. It has nothing to do with the trappings themselves doing anything inherently on their own. Women being the ones to usually get done up, are going to be more aware of this as opposed to men. That's not the same thing as whatever the fuck goes on in a tranny's mind soup.

Troons always ignore that they aren't actually women. So even if a woman was aroused by the idea of wearing lingerie, it's still quite different because she's a woman and not imagining being one. The AGP is in that. + My understanding is that when they measured AGP in males it would be things that no (or very few) women would be aroused by like putting on lipstick. Blanchard/Bailey talked about things like troons building sex machines and putting mirrors on the ceiling so they could watch themselves being penetrated "like a woman." Like, way more degen and involved than the typical woman feeling a little sexy in some lingerie. Even (self-professed AGP troon) researcher, Alice Dreyer, has said the idea that the average woman is AGP is based off of misunderstanding what AGP is.

It's a huge troon cope.

 

[batteredpancakes]

FtMs are slowly realizing transwomen are men.

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Can we talk about getting ganged up on by trans women?
Expressing things that trigger our dysphoria and getting ganged up by on trans women wanting to excuse the person who said the dysphoria inducing thing, doing mental gymnastics to gaslight us, invalidating our dysphoria. Please tell me I’m not the only one this has happened to? It feels very reminiscent of being spoken down to or mansplained or something. To me, it’s incredibly demasculating and leaves me feeling like my dysphoria is worth less than theirs or something. Like my dysphoria is less painful because they can’t relate to it.

(I am NOT saying trans women are men, I’m saying that the same feeling mansplaining and being condescended is what this specific thing happening gives me).

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I feel this too, it really feels like trans women and NBs dominate every trans space. I remember having to leave the main trans memes sub because they were constantly posting unspoilered memes saying things like “I’m looking at a beautiful girl right now”.

There was a meme where they said they’d put estrogen in the water (800 upvotes, OP in the comments clearly hadn’t thought about trans men at all) so I decided to test the double standards and change estrogen to testosterone. The meme was taken down in an hour, had 30 upvotes and 35 comments asking “b b b b but trans women “. The estrogen version stayed up.

The queer community hates/doesn't gaf about trans men. And GOD FORBID you're binary. In my personal experience, I've been talked over by NB's the most and trans women the second most.

They force that double standard on us. It's cruel. We're damned no matter what we do just because we're trans men. They treat us as if we have to atone for the sins of those big scary oppressive cis men. They equate us to the oppressors. Then they erase our own oppression and refuse to acknowledge that we suffer too. That the system is against us too. And when we say anything about it, they shut us down.

They compare our struggles to those of trans women to divert attention away from our problems, make the conversation about trans women instead of us, and to minimize our oppression and discrimination because they refuse to accept that our lives aren't magically easy because we're men.

They treat us as if we're loose cannons with a hairpin trigger.
I don't go to the main sub either. The toxicity toward trans men is rampant there.
This happens regularly in IRL trans/queer communities where I live.

TiMs are accusing the woman of transmisogyny every time they complain:

The issue is that anyone that brings this up (trans men or women) are accused of transmisogyny. I've lately been seeing more trans men talk about experiencing this (not just online either). Eventually, trans men are tired of trying to discuss things in spaces where trans women will shout them down and they leave. That's why most trans men end up in FTM exclusive subreddits/support groups/etc.

I find that the trans women you're discussing don't see us as men many times and only will bring up our maleness as a reason to tell us to shut up.

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Exactly, we are only men to some of them when we want to talk about the difficulties we face.​

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All this toxic interaction caused me to leave all subreddits that are for both, now I only participate in those that are FTM.​

It’s actually mind boggling. It’s essentially using their gender status as a crutch to absolve themselves of the consequences of their actions. I’ve also witnessed exactly what you described. It’s almost authoritative—if you disagree even in the slightest, well, off with your head. No, we will not even consider your life experience as a reality.

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It absolutely is a crutch to justify their unjustifiable behaviors toward trans men. They use it to build themselves up by tearing us down. Because apparently they can do no wrong, and trans men are always wrong.​

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They treat us as if we're not oppressed and as if we're the oppressors. It truly is unjustifiable. I can't forgive them for that.​

The reason I don't go to the mixed trans support group anymore. Trans women could call men gross and testosterone poison, but when trans men spoke up against that they were told to shut up and that everyone should be able to say what they want. But when a trans guy was talking about how he hated his period a trans woman said he should be glad he had a period and could get pregnant, when he said that was not nice and you wouldn't say trans women should be glad with their beard he was shut down, and that they didn't like his toxic masculinity. Speaking up for yourself was considered toxic masculinity but all that behavior by trans women wasn't considered toxic femininity.

Misandry is rampant in trans and LGBT spaces.

yup, this is so real with shared spaces and it sucks. some of the most vile , transphobic shit i’ve ever been told is by trans women. trans women are also the only ones to misgender me these days in my life. i’m not saying this is all trans women- i have transfemme friends and love them dearly. but it’s absolutely a Thing that trans women in shared spaces get really gross about trans men

TiFs are trying to develop a term for discrimination against them but the AGP's are trying to stamp it out.

Of course now they push back to us creating a term for this and other issues trans men uniquely face at the intersection of transphobia and sexism, transandrophobia or transmisandry, all while trying to ignore that pushback or denial of our term is itself an example of it, on top of the rest of our treatment in trans spaces on and offline. I am hurt almost as much by this behavior coming from other trans men as I am when it comes from trans women or nonbinary people.

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They won't even let us define our own oppression with our own terms. They'd rather make up a term for it and take away our agency to define our own language/terms. They don't want us to have ANYTHING. They want to have complete control over us.​

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If we did that to trans women or NB's, they would complain about it and come at us in full force. They put us in a double-bind.​

 

[Poonocchio]

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It is absolutely  insane how a group of the most pathetic people in society have gained so much power. No wonder it has been impossible for them to keep a lid on their narcissism. It has gone straight to their egos because they must have absolutely nothing else without that label. Honestly, just the most pathetic waste of human. The oppression olympics are going for gold, folx! Some of the best lols really come from when they eat themselves.
Eta: I just read them again and imagined a fat lil pooner being spoke over by a huge 6'5 Alice and her sitting in a silent, sulky huff and it made them even more entertaining.

 

[Magic Pickle]

TiMs are accusing the woman of transmisogyny every time they complain:

Every time FTMs learn the hard way that their perceived benefits of manhood will never extend to them, it's tragic - a bit like seeing a rat trapped in a maze and yearning for escape; unlike rats, though, there is no cheese awaiting them at the end of the road, only chemical experiments and a life of seeing white labcoats. No wonder more and more parents are getting so edgy about this shit around their children.

TikTok kids getting a dose of reality and realizing that non western countries aren't the progressive utopias for LGBTQ people that they made them out to be.

For a bunch of people who constantly rail endlessly about colonialism and the wickedness of the West in eroding other cultures, they certainly are aggressive in terms of spreading their ideology to cultures that explicitly don't want anything to do with it. I cannot believe I'm saying this, but at least missionaries genuinely believed their way of life was the holiest way to live to see the kingdom of Heaven; trannies are just crabs in a bucket, and their only motivation to recruit converts is because misery loves company. Is that why they can't bear to let science speculate on potential cures or more effective, non-surgical treatments? Plague-spreading behavior.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

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how can these people ACTUALLY believe this? you have to be extremely retarded
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NO ADVANTAGE AT ALL!!

Estrogen clearly changed nothing considering he is still 6’2

It is a wonderful group of people who believe "studies" are the be all end all. A study says that trans women are real women, ignore your eyes, the science is settled.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

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This one is just a bunch of gay trannies complaining about their fellow gays and chasers while using grinder.

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Very unwoke of him to say women can't be doms. Isn't femdom a whole thing, and very popular? Also the cognitive dissonance of "being a woman" and using grindr without issue.

So if a woman (I mean a real one) says she likes being a woman (when asked exactly that on a long survey),
that is just the same as when a man faps to (he calls it) liking being a woman?

The only way to enjoy a woman in their minds is pornographically and sexually, so they can't conceptualize that a woman enjoys being a woman in a non-sexual way. If you're happy as a woman it must be becauseof your full-body orgasms and ability to shove 40cm bad dragon dildos in every orifice, which you certainly must have.