Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Tyler Interceptor]

Speaking of Mald in Second Life, here's some screens from his public profile:


Here we have his main bio where, true to the egotistical 20 year industry veteran we know and love, he lets us know that we probably know him and that he makes things. It also shows a partner - an in-game marriage partner which we'll visit later:




Here's a snippet of the groups Mald is a part of, including the I Hate Maldavius Fanclub (which of course was created by Mald himself) and Pirate Software. I later noticed another group created by Mald called Carpet Sharks (slang for ferrets):




Here's the archive of all of his name changes throughout the years. Holy Science D:




Interestingly enough here is a supposed log of an interaction with Britbong, though given his recent tendency to stage threats against him for clout I have my doubts about this ever having happened at all:




Now for the partner, who is either raccoon furry to claims to be in love with one (1) TV man:




Lastly here's a link to a NSFW furry art twitter in River's bio which is still active:

 

[CrunkLord420]

Pirate Software on conflict
View attachment 6866406

HE CAN'T KEEP CALLING HIMSELF OUT LIKE THIS.

Jason has convinced me that playing MMOs past the age of 30 is a serious personality issue. It's the lamest addiction on the planet and all that "social sandbox" shit is cool when you're a teenager.

 

[Satsuki]

Piratesoftware tried to change light criticism from an online article that called him Nepobaby

WE GOT ANOTHER BANGER BOYS
Article:

https://mashable.com/article/how-streamer-pirate-software-gained-nearly-2-million-subs-in-6-months

Full VOD
LSF Mirror - Twitch

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Writing down a few thoughts as I finally fucking catch up:

1. Seeing my old post from days ago about the thread leaving me behind filled me with dread.
2. It's amazing what being a turbo cunt on a video game can do to your entire online presence
3. "THE BOING BOING ALLEGATIONS ARE REAL" is a fucked up thing to read when you barely read usernames.
4. Lol the boing boing allegation were real
5. I've learned more about coding in this thread than I have from any coding group I've been involved with in the last 10ish years.
6. He is just kind of a salty bitch huh? No wonder he's a furry.

I did it! I'm caught up. I have been Pavlovianed into absolutely despising this guy after catching up on like 50+ pages.

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

Lastly here's a link to a NSFW furry art twitter in River's bio which is still active:

ownn such a pup!

Spoiler: kink stuff

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Digga I am not my wife. This looks like cope because we can't actually get his birth time. Like goddamn, can we preserve at least some science? Like the whole astrology stuff must have some rules. I will pass your message through though.

Astrology isn't scientific at all, and you'll find that applying common sense and consistent rules to it will get you nowhere.

Just make up a time, it doesn't really matter.

 

[Sodom And Gomorrah]

Crazy how he's editing the clips that all the big reddit threads link to so they become a nonsensical ~6 seconds (luckily mirror archive of full clip is top comment usually)

Usually streamers just outright delete clips they don't like; But he's showing some serious autism with the way he's going about it. He must think this is some epic hacker way to have his cake and eat it too

edit:
some examples (compare the twitch clip to the mirror)-- pretty much all of the big LSF threads have undergone this editing treatment

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2r0or/piratesoftware_admits_to_bullying_lacari_for_2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2rji8/piratesoftware_talking_about_his_pets/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2gksa/piratesoftware_a_meme_but_the_punchline_was_too/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2fzhi/piratesoftware_predicted_11_days_ago/

one commenter says this is a new feature:

 

[Stoneheart]

Jason has convinced me that playing MMOs past the age of 30 is a serious personality issue. It's the lamest addiction on the planet and all that "social sandbox" shit is cool when you're a teenager.

playing any MMo that isnt eve is a sign of retardation...

 

[The News Crews]

playing any MMo is a sign of retardation...

Fixed it for you

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Jason has convinced me that playing MMOs past the age of 30 is a serious personality issue. It's the lamest addiction on the planet and all that "social sandbox" shit is cool when you're a teenager.

Facts and I wholeheartedly agree with you because I just calculated my age when I last played an mmo and I was right under 30 then (minor self dox)

And that I never played a 'social sandbox' one

 

[Satsuki]

Piratesoftware tried to change light criticism from an online article that called him Nepobaby

WE GOT ANOTHER BANGER BOYS
Article:

https://mashable.com/article/how-streamer-pirate-software-gained-nearly-2-million-subs-in-6-months

Full VOD
LSF Mirror - Twitch
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Also I did found out that Kiwifarms was mentioned in the podcast, he mentioned it indirectly.

The response of Mald about the article, the article is mostly positive about him, he's just pissed he's being called a nepobaby. It hurts his ego sooooooooooooo bad. (Twitch)

 

[ADHD Mate]

C',mon we need someone doing code review and Primeagen reacting to it.
Reddit

 

[greasypit]

Crazy how he's editing the clips that all the big reddit threads link to so they become a nonsensical ~6 seconds (luckily mirror archive of full clip is top comment usually)

Usually streamers just outright delete clips they don't like; But he's showing some serious autism with the way he's going about it. He must think this is some epic hacker way to have his cake and eat it too

edit:
some examples (compare the twitch clip to the mirror)-- pretty much all of the big LSF threads have undergone this editing treatment

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2r0or/piratesoftware_admits_to_bullying_lacari_for_2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2rji8/piratesoftware_talking_about_his_pets/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2gksa/piratesoftware_a_meme_but_the_punchline_was_too/

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i2fzhi/piratesoftware_predicted_11_days_ago/

one commenter says this is a new feature:
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I saw someone reddit claim its a way to obfuscate new people coming in from the LSF reddit, they click the title, see the clips is nonsensical and leave scratching their heads. Whereas if its deleted they will more likely look at the archive.

 

[ClownWare]

My professional opinion is that this faggot brought this idea to a CPA and they said "hey that's illegal as fuck" so since he couldn't get away with tax fraud he said fuck it to the whole idea of setting up a charity.

You goddamn right. Maldy is SUPER insecure about his FerretSchwitz because for some reason. And because of that reason he can't organize 501(c) like a normal shelters do.
Why do I think that he is insecure about his rescue?

• Well, he hired first employe when he already had 45 ferrets. In this clip he on question "What is?" he made up question and started answering to it, which screams for me: "Insecurity". "Rescue" is now even more understaffed, since he have 56 ferrets alive currently.
• He obvioulsly lies about "Adds run evrything" because he have Gifts, amazon gifts, even Christmas gifts to ferrets, !pobox donations, plush toy sales. I think now is the time to shill funny montage with his lies, it was released it before the WOW drama.
• He have no idea how to handle ferrets en masse. This thread already documented how he cooked 2 ferrets alive, but he also set up a plague barracks (see attachments). I remind you, those poor ferrets have all sorts of cancer, so even regular COOF might be dangerous to them. And with that in mind, Shaye has repeatedly "playtimed" with the ferrets despite Covid.

Spoiler: Speculation about THE reason

FCC & HOA

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Jason has convinced me that playing MMOs past the age of 30 is a serious personality issue. It's the lamest addiction on the planet and all that "social sandbox" shit is cool when you're a teenager.

The whole "social sandbox" reason for playing MMOs is so funny. "Le situations I love creating that can't happen in the real world are so epic!" The roleplay part of the game they so love to talk about is either hanging out in a retarded group consisting of yes men or standing around doing nothing trying to portray yourself as "edgy" and "cool".

Most ~30yr olds on those games on a religious consistency are the most social inept, power tripping retards with god complexes you'll ever see. I'm glad most of that shit is confined to second life/WoW because dealing with them, ontop of degen zoomers (mostly confined to vr chat) following in their footsteps would be a headache. Jason is probably the most notable one out of the demographic we're talking about so everything I described fits him almost exactly.

 

[Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzer]

It hurts his ego sooooooooooooo bad.

I roached myself today
To see if I still feel,
I focus on my threads,
The pain is all too real.

The Blizzard clout I claim,
Nepobaby's design,
Tried riding on the name,
But the talent’s not mine.

What have I become,
My sweetest Thor?
Everyone I know
Calls out the lore.

And you could have it all,
This empire of dirt,
But you'll just play the fool—
That drama’s gonna hurt.

I start a brand-new beef,
For clout I'll surely strive,
That WoW gig I embellish,
To keep the dream alive.

Thor's ego's burned to ash,
The threads, they don’t forgive,
Now Pirate's sinking fast,
On memes we’ll surely live.

What have I become,
My sweetest Thor?
Everyone I know
Calls out the lore.

And you could have it all,
This empire of dirt,
But you'll just play the fool—
That drama’s gonna hurt.

If I could start again,
A thousand posts away,
I’d still roach myself once more—
It’s just my brand today.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

https://www.twitch.tv/cohhcarnage/clip/JazzyShakingTroutPermaSmug-J3RWv4RgihKjpB23

[archive: https://arazu.io/t3_1i2r40g] no idea how to archive twitchclips

yt-dlp https://www.twitch.tv/cohhcarnage/clip/JazzyShakingTroutPermaSmug-J3RWv4RgihKjpB23

'sall you need (I believe it's already been archived before in this thread, but you can't be too careful)

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

playing any MMo that isnt eve is a sign of retardation...

Are you an eve player perchance?

 

[Lord Denning]

Not surprised this guy has a thread, I was able to clock him as the biggest faggot on earth the second his greasy mug showed up on my YouTube feed. Very satisfying to see all the WoW dorks shitting on him.

 

[McSneaks]

Hate to break it to you but physical penetration testing is still considered hacking.
If you lived in the 1950s and found a way to make free phone calls that's also considered hacking.

All it means is gaining access to a "system" that you shouldn't have have and a system can be computerized or non-computerized. Even the post office, library and government before the advent of computers was still a "system" and if you somehow submitted some form and got access to something that you shouldn't have otherwise had access to then that is still considered hacking.

Hate to break it to you but that would be why I didn't say he was blatantly lying, but he's being vague SPECIFICALLY to deceive people. Much in the same way as I can say "I'm a doctor" because of my PhD in lesbian dance theory and be 100% correct, if I have thousands of videos talking about the medical system and say "yea I'm also a doctor" I'm not expecting, and you won't, think that's what I'm referring to.

He (nor you) are stupid enough to think that when some guy who constantly talks about coding and making games and working with the CIA and fucking with people who mess with him "because we're hackers" who talk about disassembling stingrays looking for boobytraps and make "honeypots" and finding all this information on people to report them to the FBI and all this other SPECIFICALLY computer shit says "yea, I hack powerplants" that ANYONE will think "whoa he tries doorknobs". He (and you) both know NO ONE will think that's what someone means when they say "hacking", ESPECIALLY because there is a SPECIFIC term to represent literally the thing he was doing that people also know and still sounds vaguely cool (penetration testing).


When he said "I won a cool badge at a hacker convention because my team were master hackers" did that make you think "whoa, he asked his friend for the answer"? Of course not. Pivoting from "yea so I setup this fake server to honeypot this guy then I got into his network and monitored everything he did" to "yea, I also hacked powerplants for a time" is trying to draw a pretty clear thread. But people saying "oh you open doors? That's kind of cool" won't stroke his bigass ego enough or make him sound like a big scary hax0r.