DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Gezz Phil had a segment for EDC (everyday carry) where he showed off a pocket knife he kept on him. What the fuck is this loser doing EDCing? I EDC cause you never know when a nigger or pitbull is gonna try something when I go out. This faggot only leaves the house to go to the dump. He's not gonna encounter a rodent of unusual size that he'll need to use it on at the dump.

Someone poached his shopping bags dood.

 

[GameratePTSD]

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That look on his face like he's Watson trying to follow Holmes' train of logic, but it's just a valedictorian determining if the ham sandwich has a flavorful flavor or if it's more robust-style.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That look on his face like he's Watson trying to follow Holmes' train of logic, but it's just a valedictorian determining if the ham sandwich has a flavorful flavor or if it's more robust-style.

Nah to me every face this pollak faggot makes while eating or just anytime is if someone doesn't know if that was a fart or shart they let out.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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It's easy to forget how abnormal this content is after awhile, but this is literally just a fat guy stuffing his face with a sub and describing each bite. Absolute trash.

I know I’m going to get “because they’re retarded” but I don’t understand why people pay to watch him eat. Donating 2-3k for a man to eat a cheeseburger while he bitch about it and low key make fun of the people who payed for it.
This 42 year old man is eating fast food for a living. Jfc

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I know I’m going to get “because they’re retarded” but I don’t understand why people pay to watch him eat. Donating 2-3k for a man to eat a cheeseburger while he bitch about it and low key make fun of the people who payed for it.
This 42 year old man is eating fast food for a living. Jfc

It’s easier to say “I don’t understand why people pay him at all” than anything specific. He is legitimately horrible at everything he does.

Except for being a faggot. He’s incredible at that.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil's Switch 2 take is yet another example of how you can't win with Phil, he's going to whine no matter what you do. "It's not revolutionary, they just made a better Switch! Nintendo used to innovate!" But when Nintendo does innovative things, he hates it. Wii? Stupid motion controls! Wii U? Stupid big gimmick gamepad! DS/3DS? Two screens, that's dumb! Who needs a touchscreen?! Etc. Also remember when Nintendo announced the OLED version of the Switch and Phil threw a hissy fit because the Switch is so underpowered and they should have released a version with better hardware, and it was a better screen but that isn't what he wants because he always plays docked because he's a STREAMER. But here comes the Switch 2, and on paper it's what he wants, the new Nintendo console, no gimmicks, no tricks, it's just a more powerful Switch. But he's just gotta complain. So now he wants innovation again.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

It’s easier to say “I don’t understand why people pay him at all” than anything specific. He is legitimately horrible at everything he does.

Except for being a faggot. He’s incredible at that.

It boils down to lonely people, slow in the minds, and lonely slow in the minds looking for a community. Throwing money at Phil gives them that dopamine hit of feeling like they are part of something as he acts friendly as long as they are giving money. Troll donations are just more of the same even if there is the slight difference in direct motive. It boils down to lonely, dumb people with tard bux to burn trying to cure their loneliness. This goes way back. I went through Vidar's twitch chats back in the day and that was the overwhelming impression I got about him. So this isn't new. Just my take though.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I know I’m going to get “because they’re retarded” but I don’t understand why people pay to watch him eat.

@Cucktry Roads the clip, please.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's Switch 2 take is yet another example of how you can't win with Phil, he's going to whine no matter what you do. "It's not revolutionary, they just made a better Switch! Nintendo used to innovate!" But when Nintendo does innovative things, he hates it. Wii? Stupid motion controls! Wii U? Stupid big gimmick gamepad! DS/3DS? Two screens, that's dumb! Who needs a touchscreen?! Etc. Also remember when Nintendo announced the OLED version of the Switch and Phil threw a hissy fit because the Switch is so underpowered and they should have released a version with better hardware, and it was a better screen but that isn't what he wants because he always plays docked because he's a STREAMER. But here comes the Switch 2, and on paper it's what he wants, the new Nintendo console, no gimmicks, no tricks, it's just a more powerful Switch. But he's just gotta complain. So now he wants innovation again.

Meanwhile he pretends like his streaming set-up is revolutionary. He's been shitting on Nintendo for over a decade at this point.
Not sure why he even pretends to care about the Switch 2. He barely plays the first Switch and hated a lot of the console's best titles. Just a consoomer hypefag.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Lol I always forget about this clip. This needs to be pinned or something

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil's Switch 2 take is yet another example of how you can't win with Phil, he's going to whine no matter what you do. "It's not revolutionary, they just made a better Switch! Nintendo used to innovate!" But when Nintendo does innovative things, he hates it. Wii? Stupid motion controls! Wii U? Stupid big gimmick gamepad! DS/3DS? Two screens, that's dumb! Who needs a touchscreen?! Etc. Also remember when Nintendo announced the OLED version of the Switch and Phil threw a hissy fit because the Switch is so underpowered and they should have released a version with better hardware, and it was a better screen but that isn't what he wants because he always plays docked because he's a STREAMER. But here comes the Switch 2, and on paper it's what he wants, the new Nintendo console, no gimmicks, no tricks, it's just a more powerful Switch. But he's just gotta complain. So now he wants innovation again.

I don't know anything about Switch or Switch 2 but I was listening to him bitch and moan about how the new switch looks retarded because it's Peach and black so I went to see what it looks like. It's like maybe 0.5% peach. It looks incredible, a billion times better than the old one which had solid blue and red sides, which according to him are iconic.

He just likes to hear himself bitch. It means nothing.



He really hopes it has other colors to buy at launch, because he has autism and likes buying colors.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil's Switch 2 take is yet another example of how you can't win with Phil, he's going to whine no matter what you do. "It's not revolutionary, they just made a better Switch! Nintendo used to innovate!"

I remember phil getting upset that pokemon (yes, phil sucks at a kids' RPG) didn't have top-line graphics with 4k options. it's a fuckin' child game, phil. he bitched about Nintendo over this graphic shit, but give "indie" games a pass on their graphics. he is so inconsistent with his opinions. I think, for some reason, phil has some prenotions for hating things for no reason. I swear his frontal lob isn't properly developed or it's damaged from years of alcoholism.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He really hopes it has other colors to buy at launch, because he has autism and likes buying colors.

He hopes there'll be a model with RGB lighting.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's Switch 2 take is yet another example of how you can't win with Phil, he's going to whine no matter what you do. "It's not revolutionary, they just made a better Switch! Nintendo used to innovate!" But when Nintendo does innovative things, he hates it. Wii? Stupid motion controls! Wii U? Stupid big gimmick gamepad! DS/3DS? Two screens, that's dumb! Who needs a touchscreen?! Etc. Also remember when Nintendo announced the OLED version of the Switch and Phil threw a hissy fit because the Switch is so underpowered and they should have released a version with better hardware, and it was a better screen but that isn't what he wants because he always plays docked because he's a STREAMER. But here comes the Switch 2, and on paper it's what he wants, the new Nintendo console, no gimmicks, no tricks, it's just a more powerful Switch. But he's just gotta complain. So now he wants innovation again.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is a pro gaymer allright

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Let me guess - the Switch 2 is a complete waste of time, shows Nintendo has no idea what they're doing and Phil has no interest in it. Also an anonymous fan will gift him one behind the scenes on launch day.

 

[neger psykolog]

Can one of you guys pay for the full video and post it where some YouTuber hired a private investigator and implicated DSP in a conspiracy theory involving Leonardo Dicaprio to kidnap/traffic children for organ harvesting?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-20341933

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/some-investigator-woman-thinks-kanye-dicaprio-and-dsp-play-games-together-on-steam-as-secret-pedophiles.209673/post-20334913

 

[Iron Father]

I remember phil getting upset that pokemon (yes, phil sucks at a kids' RPG) didn't have top-line graphics with 4k options. it's a fuckin' child game, phil. he bitched about Nintendo over this graphic shit, but give "indie" games a pass on their graphics.

He wants to play [insert cartoony Nintendo game here] in 4K even though the viewer won't see it in 4K, and also he's "naht a graphics guy." Complete lunacy.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I remember phil getting upset that pokemon (yes, phil sucks at a kids' RPG) didn't have top-line graphics with 4k options. it's a fuckin' child game, phil. he bitched about Nintendo over this graphic shit, but give "indie" games a pass on their graphics. he is so inconsistent with his opinions. I think, for some reason, phil has some prenotions for hating things for no reason. I swear his frontal lob isn't properly developed or it's damaged from years of alcoholism.

To be fair, Pokèmon is the highest grossing franchise on the planet, and the modern games are garbage.

Terrible graphics, terrible performance, terrible glitches, terrible animations, no voice acting, awful stories...

You know it's bad when Pokèmon Stadium has better animations and models... A N64 game.