Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[SlimySloth]

Andy is laying low after his epic defeat at the hands of Jamie the Crisis worker. Her main points were that Andy has capacity because he has the ability to call people up to harass them and record and post Youtube videos. Andy is pretending to give his phone and other devices to his staff to counter her arguments. Andy is faking being a "level 3" severely autistic person. The problem for Andy is that a severely autistic person would never have the capacity to truly understand what Jamie told him and drastically alter his behavior in such a way. This further proves that Andy is a malingering liar. He is also very desperate to have altered his behavior so abruptly. Andy betrays himself because no matter what he does the truth will always be revealed.

Andy is dumb but not dumb enough to not know how to wipe his own ass. If they truly took away his phone and other devices he wouldn't be able to post about how they "took his phone and devices away". It also shows Andy has capacity to manipulate and deceive by posting these.

As for another point. I think he fakes taking his medicine. He frequently throws them in the trash during his tantrums and I think this is on purpose. He may even pretend to take them and spit them out latter. He knows he doesn't need them. As someone else mentioned, the opioids would

Yea that too, I forgot he goes through like a bottle of Tylenol a week. Genuinely can't wait to see him shitting blood in the streets like the 'jeets 'cause he ended up a homeless pill popper.

I wonder if he could google himself into being convinced by some fucking reddit board to start Benadryl popping too. If you've never read what the crazy retards that dose Benadryl to get high say it's like, it sums up as a level of psychosis that has sensory and visual halucinations like crazy. Normally nightmarish hallucinations too. That'd be fun to witness.

He does pop Benadryl all time time for his "meltdowns"

 

[Shanndog]

One thing about Andy is that he never gives up. I expect him to go back into full swing sometime soon.

if only he'd put all that hard work, energy and determination into something productive and contributing to life and communities/society.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've got a lot i need to clip from the rumble, but it's pertinent to the googling... Andy had the delusion that the hospital was going to kill his mom, and blame it on him. This was back in 2023, from this video. (Unless i pasted the wrong link)

 

[Meat Target]

if on;y he'd put all that hard work, energy and determination into something productive and contributing to life and communities/society.

Lots of people, lolcows in particular, work extremely hard to get a free ride through life, to the point that it would be easier for them to just get an idiot-simple job.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Andy's complained in videos about GI Bleeding (gastro-intestinal) - the Tylenol by itself that Andy gobbles up every day will tear the hell out of his stomach lining.

You're thinking of NSAIDs like ibuprofen and naproxen. Excess Tylenol damages the liver.

The funniest ending would be him being forced to use a catheter/colostomy bag. Where he literally cannot use diapers.

But it's not about the diapers per se, is it? It's about forcing other people to deal with his waste, albeit with some amount of genital/rectal stimulation from the touch of a stranger.

It's much more plausible that someone can't manage their ostomy than their natural God-given butt. Changing a pouch/wafer is a multi-stage procedure and can be tricky for a newbie, not just a skill issue but the emotional side. Someone with limited dexterity will also have trouble, and there are plenty of elderly people out there who have an ostomy created and decide their spouse will do 100% of the changes forever. There are also a lot of supplies needed, all of which can be easily "lost," and not all ostomy supplies are cross-compatible--i.e. you can tear down the whole thing and start fresh with donated supplies, but it's unlikely someone can run in and supply the exact right replacement bag for their wafer, brand, model and size. These are all ways Andy could parley even a mature stoma into receiving inappropriate amounts of care.

If Andy had an ostomy, he could also remove and throw the pouch when he had a tantrum, or just walk around with no pouch or cover. Imagine an incontinent butthole in the stomach, forcefully passing loose-to-liquid stool at waist height. He'd also have the ability to easily change his diet to make things worse, or deliberately irritate the skin around the stoma to require even more hands-on care and attention.

Nobody would be touching Andy's b-hole, but an ostomy would be a Pyrrhic victory.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Yea that too, I forgot he goes through like a bottle of Tylenol a week. Genuinely can't wait to see him shitting blood in the streets like the 'jeets 'cause he ended up a homeless pill popper.

I wonder if he could google himself into being convinced by some fucking reddit board to start Benadryl popping too. If you've never read what the crazy retards that dose Benadryl to get high say it's like, it sums up as a level of psychosis that has sensory and visual halucinations like crazy. Normally nightmarish hallucinations too. That'd be fun to witness.

if andy's addicted to pain meds, do you think this is a legit reason why he wants to be institutionalized? (besides the fact he wants to be a baby and have women change him) So he can have easy access to his fix?

 

[Don Quixote's Monkey]

if andy's addicted to pain meds, do you think this is a legit reason why he wants to be institutionalized? (besides the fact he wants to be a baby and have women change him) So he can have easy access to his fix?

Not sure, I definitely doubt that he'd actually go out of his way to receive medical assistance for any problems unless they where life threatening. You've got to keep in mind most addicts, especially with prescription meds, go out of their way to conceal the issue until they break from it. Addictions to opiates are really bad, it re-wires your brain chemistry to such a degree it will make you go out of your way to do whatever it takes to get the next fix. Same as crackheads grifting and sifting for a dime to get their next hit on that sweet section-8 crystal.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Not sure, I definitely doubt that he'd actually go out of his way to receive medical assistance for any problems unless they where life threatening. You've got to keep in mind most addicts, especially with prescription meds, go out of their way to conceal the issue until they break from it. Addictions to opiates are really bad, it re-wires your brain chemistry to such a degree it will make you go out of your way to do whatever it takes to get the next fix. Same as crackheads grifting and sifting for a dime to get their next hit on that sweet section-8 crystal.

Right. I'm just wondering how far back this goes, and if it relates to his behavior over the years. Its easy to simply slap Andy with the 'he's a fucking tard doing horrible psycho shit' but if he's popping benzos having psychotic breaks from it just makes so much sense.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I dunno

I still doubt Andy has a morphine addiction, I think we're all ready too much into a few photo's. His dose is just too low to really give a high. Unless he's chewing them tabs up at a triple rate, which both his doctor and pharmacist would quickly notice as morphine and codeine are very strictly monitored, he's unlikely to get more then a small amount of pain relief.

Typical oral morphine is given in a slow release tab just to make sure folks aren't able to munch down enough to get that high without burning through their supply fast enough to get noticed.

Andy's a lot of things, a lot of despicable things but I honestly don't think morphine is his drug of choice.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I dunno

I still doubt Andy has a morphine addiction, I think we're all ready too much into a few photo's. His dose is just too low to really give a high. Unless he's chewing them tabs up at a triple rate, which both his doctor and pharmacist would quickly notice as morphine and codeine are very strictly monitored, he's unlikely to get more then a small amount of pain relief.

Typical oral morphine is given in a slow release tab just to make sure folks aren't able to munch down enough to get that high without burning through their supply fast enough to get noticed.

Andy's a lot of things, a lot of despicable things but I honestly don't think morphine is his drug of choice.

I admit that's a flaw in my theory, but if he's mixing it with Tylenol or Benadryl it might give some cheap high.
his weight is also a factor. considering how fat he is it would also retard the effect, needing more drugs to get that high.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

I admit that's a flaw in my theory, but if he's mixing it with Tylenol or Benadryl it might give some cheap high.
his weight is also a factor. considering how fat he is it would also retard the effect, needing more drugs to get that high.

If only he was stupid enough to ingest Galaxy gas. That should speed things up to his ultimate fate.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He's Andy's payee, but he doesn't seem to enjoy any second of it, because it just gives Andy an angle of attack (dad used his money, dad stole his card).

Again,this is a choice Tom is making. He could walk away from this responsibility very easily.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Again,this is a choice Tom is making. He could walk away from this responsibility very easily.

He might already have. I've been watching so much old stuff that it muddies what's happening in the now.

 

[Swole McPole]

I still doubt Andy has a morphine addiction, I think we're all ready too much into a few photo's. His dose is just too low to really give a high.

The size of the dose isn't the thing that creates dependency -- it's the frequency and duration of consumption.

We get all manner of people in the UK who get addicted to over the counter opioids -- co-codamol and nurofen plus being the popular choices. They contain a fraction of the equivalent dose of Andy's morphine tablets and yet drug treatment providers see loads of people who are dependent on them.

 

[Constellationzero]

He might already have. I've been watching so much old stuff that it muddies what's happening in the now.

I admit that Mr. Beefy showed one the other day on Youtube where a cop in (Canton, OH?) calls Tom and seems to just...refuse to listen to him or Joe AT ALL. Tom basically reiterates over and over and over that he is nothing to Andrew but his dad. No payee, no POA, no caregiver. He even states that NY Department of Human Services and APS were his last "responsible" entities, but the cop just kept insisting that if shitty the clown checks out of the hospital or runs out into traffic, Tom would be liable both civilly and criminally.


And that particular video convinced me that I think Tom really is done with Andy.

 

[the inconfident]

Someone just tell Andy that you shit yourself when you die and problem solved.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I admit that Mr. Beefy showed one the other day on Youtube where a cop in (Canton, OH?) calls Tom and seems to just...refuse to listen to him or Joe AT ALL. Tom basically reiterates over and over and over that he is nothing to Andrew but his dad. No payee, no POA, no caregiver. He even states that NY Department of Human Services and APS were his last "responsible" entities, but the cop just kept insisting that if shitty the clown checks out of the hospital or runs out into traffic, Tom would be liable both civilly and criminally.


And that particular video convinced me that I think Tom really is done with Andy.

Was it this one?

Except people who don't know the situation keep making Andy go back. They keep sending Andy back, even when Tom tells them NO.

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(Just click it to go back to the archived video.)

The cops, hospital staff, etc always insist Tom needs to take him, and Tom tells them, "No." And after whatever entity has Andy learns he can't go anywhere else, they just dump him at his parent's. And if Tom has the door locked, Andy either breaks in, or he calls the police.

 

[Constellationzero]

Was it this one?

(Just click it to go back to the archived video.)

The cops, hospital staff, etc always insist Tom needs to take him, and Tom tells them, "No." And after whatever entity has Andy learns he can't go anywhere else, they just dump him at his parent's. And if Tom has the door locked, Andy either breaks in, or he calls the police.

No. I tried to find it. I'll have to look later. A police officer in Ohio is calling Tom saying Andy was discharged and only Tom can take Andy because... reasons. And the cop keeps saying if Tom doesn't just roll over and eat shit while moving heaven and earth from Tonawanda, he will be civilly and criminally liable and even implied he'd be charged.

Tom and Joe both struggle with the tard trying to get him to understand Andy's been to Syracuse, Buffalo, someplace in Pennsylvania, and now Ohio trying to scam services and that NY APS was/is his last guardian/caretaker--to which the cop keeps saying that doesn't work because there's no case set up for Andy in Ohio, so Tom needs to take him back because...reasons or he will be criminally and civilly charged.

One of the most rage inducing watches I've had in a while.

 

[anliteralidiot]

And the cop keeps saying if Tom doesn't just roll over and eat shit while moving heaven and earth from Tonawanda, he will be civilly and criminally liable and even implied he'd be charged.

It's very telling that there are multiple clips of this scenario... It's like a horror movie: take in your monster of a child, or you'll be charged. It doesn't matter if you don't consent, if he's poisoned you, if he's hurt you, if you've done everything you can to get rid of him, you're going to be forced to take him.

I've got a lot i need to clip from the rumble, but it's pertinent to the googling... Andy had the delusion that the hospital was going to kill his mom, and blame it on him. This was back in 2023, from this video. (Unless i pasted the wrong link)

Here's the clip of Andy laying out what he believes is a plot against him, by the hospital, to frame him for his mother's death, from July 2023. [audio source]

Here's a long clip, with notes, where Andy talks to a former coworker from McDonalds named Jamie. Squatch Watch notes that Jamie is schizophrenic, but Jamie refutes his diagnosis. It's a fascinating insight into what Andy's like with people who aren't his parents. The big takeaway from this is listen to how Andy talks about computers. Listen to how normal he is. And notice how the topic is switch back to computers by Andy, when Tom says he's leaving somewhere.

Jamie is very Tibbz-like in how he talks about the cops, and how he's treated by them. He also seems to be in and out of hospitals, constantly.

Spoiler: timestamps with notes

~10:00 min is when health talk starts, Andy starts up with his normal BS. He starts calm, talking about back pain, then it deteriorates from there to the running away talk.
~15:00 BUT JAMIE LIKES HIS DAD! And sympathizes with him, and tries to tell Andy how it is!
16:19, "He's a good person, he's got a kind heart, and I love him to death!" Andy immediately brings up his mom.
~18:00 jamie is probably the reason Andy was sue-happy, as Andy starts talking about APS.
~23:00 JAMIE SAYS HE DOES NOT HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA
~25:00 andy has adjustment disorder, and he understands how you get diagnosed with it
~31:00 Tom is heard saying BYE to Andy, letting Andy know he's getting ready to go somewhere.
32:00 exactly after this, Andy brings it back to the computer talk.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

No. I tried to find it. I'll have to look later. A police officer in Ohio is calling Tom saying Andy was discharged and only Tom can take Andy because... reasons. And the cop keeps saying if Tom doesn't just roll over and eat shit while moving heaven and earth from Tonawanda, he will be civilly and criminally liable and even implied he'd be charged.

Tom and Joe both struggle with the tard trying to get him to understand Andy's been to Syracuse, Buffalo, someplace in Pennsylvania, and now Ohio trying to scam services and that NY APS was/is his last guardian/caretaker--to which the cop keeps saying that doesn't work because there's no case set up for Andy in Ohio, so Tom needs to take him back because...reasons or he will be criminally and civilly charged.

One of the most rage inducing watches I've had in a while.

is it the one where andy wanted out of the truck, tom let him out by an overpass 45 mins from their house and drove off, and the cop is asking "why did you leave your retard son here?"