🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Belligerent Salmon]

Frankly, I cannot find a single month-long detox service for $900 that covers everything.

That's because it's an unadvertised, all inclusive service offered by Ralphs landlord/lawyer/plumber/chauffeur/cat sitter

 

[6thRanger]

I unironically wish him the best. Ralph somehow making his life less of a dumpster fire could be quite the interesting story.

 

[neger psykolog]

There’s also the issue that there’s no way he can detox from the amount of benzos and God knows what else he’s on in a month, and any place that would tell him that is lying. These Mexican rehabs are not meant for people with such varied and complex issues as Ralph; even 90 days wouldn’t be enough to make a dent in the intensive detox and treatment he needs to have even a chance at success. As someone else mentioned, you can’t even begin treating addiction issues until the physical dependency has worn off. If I cared about Ralph, I would actually be worried that any place that would accept $900 to detox him could actually kill him if they try to do what they do for most of their clients.

I don't know enough about Mexico but it could be a non-profit or semi-government run detox facility which would explain the low cost. I am certain that drug issues are a problem in Mexico so they must have facilities available for detox (not necessarily rehab) that are "affordable" to Mexicans.
But based on what I've seen in the thread I would worry that he simply can't afford a lengthy enough stay without "working" which is sort of a catch 22.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I don't know enough about Mexico but it could be a non-profit or semi-government run detox facility which would explain the low cost. I am certain that drug issues are a problem in Mexico so they must have facilities available for detox (not necessarily rehab) that are "affordable" to Mexicans.
But based on what I've seen in the thread I would worry that he simply can't afford a lengthy enough stay without "working" which is sort of a catch 22.

Maybe, but that would surprise me. A lot of rehab facilities that don’t take insurance will work on a sliding scale, but it is still generally a for-profit industry. Either way, he‘s on an unusually high amount of Xanax, which is tricky to detox from; has zero support system and many reasons to relapse; has a personality disorder and various fat related health issues; has free access to cheap drugs; I could go on forever, but the point is, he‘s in a unique situation and it’s going to take a lot more than one stay at a cheap detox place. Also, considering what I’ve heard about state-run detoxes in the US, I shudder to think what a cheap Mexican detox facility would be like. Probably similar to what Burroughs described in Junky where they just lock you in a cell with a bunch of other addicts for a few days to sweat it out. Unless he’s drastically cut his xanny intake since the last time it was tallied up, this will be a potentially dangerous exercise in futility. Not that I don’t want him to succeed. As much as I dislike him, addiction is a bitch and probably the one thing I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy,

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I unironically wish him the best. Ralph somehow making his life less of a dumpster fire could be quite the interesting story.

He seemed to have a bit more insight in his recent post than in his usual screed trying to apportion blame to his victims for upsetting him. Hopefully he can sort himself out for his kids sake, no one deserves to grow up with a public junkie as a parent.

As with all addicts, I will believe it when I see it. Ralph has a long road back if he thinks anyone should trust a single word from his pie hole.

 

[directionally_challenged]

No Ralph people quit drink and drugs because they see what a husk you have become

If schools replaced their current no drugs and alcohol campaigns with just an unedited pill-stream of Ralph, then I am sure most would stay sober for life.

 

[Bixnood]

I expect him to still do a inauguration show and explain it away as the Rehab centre simply let him go home for one day to do any special show (the staff are big fans of the world famous killstream)
Unfortunately some of his fans will believe him.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I expect him to still do a inauguration show and explain it away as the Rehab centre simply let him go home for one day

If he does I hope it's like Bossman's final streams
EVERYTHING IS OKAY BISHEVERYTHING IS O-KAYBISH EVERYTHING IS OKAY

 

[SandyCat]

He never got himself into rehab for his family, health, finances, many lost friends, but for Milo? lmao

His priorities are still clearly fucked. He'll be back to pill streaming in no time

 

[deeman]

"Thank you to Faith Vickers for being the mother of my son"
Damn, he really has forgotten Cozy Rozy exists, holy shit Ralph, not a single mention of his daughter

Makes you wonder if he is that much of a sociopath he can only see his son as real because... he wants a boy, dammit, the rest is biological waste. Or if Harry owned him so much he is cowering? Haven't heard much about Pantsu in a while. Good on her!

 

[Rage Pig]

Interesting that he never mentions how long he'll be away, most likely to be able to lie about it should he drop out early.
And all the people in this thread hoping he'll get clean and turn his life around - you forget that he'll still be Piggertits, just without the drugs. The drugs didn't turn him from a good boi into the spiteful piece of shit that he is.
This asshole doesn’t deserve a redemption arc for all the pain and misery he inflicted on others. All the people he mentions in his 10 minutes pity party were nothing but nice to him, and look how he treated them. "Jade invited me to my first live stream and introduced me as a journalist but I said no, I'm a muckraker" (you never were either of those things) - how did he thank her? Oh yes, he called her a fat tub of lard and wished a painful death on her husband many times.
Oh look, he's tearing up when talking about his mother, all sentimental and shit, but then you remember the "it's not even hot outside" incident - that is the true face of the Ralphamale, not what he's trying to sell in this calculated fare well video.
Piggertits is a mentally ill sociopath and that will never change.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

Maybe, but that would surprise me. A lot of rehab facilities that don’t take insurance will work on a sliding scale, but it is still generally a for-profit industry. Either way, he‘s on an unusually high amount of Xanax, which is tricky to detox from; has zero support system and many reasons to relapse; has a personality disorder and various fat related health issues; has free access to cheap drugs; I could go on forever, but the point is, he‘s in a unique situation and it’s going to take a lot more than one stay at a cheap detox place. Also, considering what I’ve heard about state-run detoxes in the US, I shudder to think what a cheap Mexican detox facility would be like. Probably similar to what Burroughs described in Junky where they just lock you in a cell with a bunch of other addicts for a few days to sweat it out. Unless he’s drastically cut his xanny intake since the last time it was tallied up, this will be a potentially dangerous exercise in futility. Not that I don’t want him to succeed. As much as I dislike him, addiction is a bitch and probably the one thing I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy,

I can't speak for where he is in Mexico but in Mazatlan there are only a few nice rehabs. The others are for profit or cartel ran. The cartel ran ones for men are...interesting to say the least. Once you are in, they do not let you out until your time is done and I have heard stories of people getting beat by staff once inside. I highly doubt piggy would be stupid enough to land in one of those but even the nicer for profit ones will be brutal for him. No air conditioning, multiple guys to a room, and to your point, you have to sweat it out dry. His withdrawals will be INSANE.

 

[neger psykolog]

Interesting that he never mentions how long he'll be away, most likely to be able to lie about it should he drop out early.

When he first mentioned it he said 15 up to 30 days depending on what the treatment center says.

Poor dude is going to get stuck on the fifth step. A lot of people do, especially if their sponsor doesn't force the issue. And the old timers who don't molly-coddle are dying off. A good sponsor doesn't cosign bullshit, because they know all of it, being bullshitters, themselves.

I don't want to shit on AA (or NA - Narcotics Anonymous) if people have found that it works for them or they think its a great and viable system. It's unclear if whatever detox/rehab place he's going to will even use AA steps and that kind of shit in the first place.

If you read up on it, it doesn't work for everyone and its success rates aren't even that great and for those that it does work for... the outcome can sometimes be questionable. First of all it mentions God/Jesus a fair bit so isn't suitable for everyone. An increasing number of people also seem to be quitting alcohol in modern days but don't do it by using AA.

Spoiler: personal thoughts

AA/NA don't take any actual scientific approach (by design) to using medication to manage alcoholism so AA alone doesn't really deal with the fact that people who are alcoholics or prone to alcoholism/addiction have some shit going on in their brain. Even having a sponsor and that kind of thing are just constructs of the AA system - just replace sponsor with "support system" and its basically the same thing. I guess if you don't have a support system or you're a secret alcoholic then AA helps to provide some form of support system so that may be a really good quality of it.

At the same time as that - if people are really "powerless" against alcohol then relying on a sponsor or support system in the first place (I feel) somewhat bypasses the person developing their own systems of accountability and self-sufficiency. For sure it helps to have people around you for support but some journeys don't need passengers.

"the fifth step" is also a construct of AA. "the fifth step" for anyone who isn't aware is when you "admitted to God, to oneself, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs" - if you're an alcoholic and not a total piece of shit it doesn't take a rocket scientist to have the self-realization "hey, when I was a drunkard I acted like a dick to people". Like do people really need something this obvious to be written down and taken as gospel?

I mean the first step is to admit you are "powerless" over alcohol which is stupid in some cases and a bunch of the other steps mention god also (and if you believe in god and a higher power that's great but not everyone does and its unclear to me whether religion should be such a big part of it)

And I'm sure that AA has some values/lessons that have become widespread, but the program alone isn't the be all and end all of things and there are medications and treatments that can help with addiction that not that many people are even aware of. Some people also go through periods of their life of immense stress/loss where alcohol is an outlet - just becoming sober ain't going to fix shit (but it can help).

My main point in saying this is that AA alone IMHO is somewhat dubious and depending on the person they may be better off seeing a doctor who is a specialist in addiction - but this requires the person to be totally upfront and honest about the nature of their addiction(s). The success rates of it are not that great and it really isn't the 21st century gospel of fixing alcoholism or addiction issues.

I write this as someone who struggled for a long time with alcohol and depression and have seemingly solved it without ever attending AA

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Maybe he fucked up while in the USA and violated his suspended sentence conditions and has to serve some time?

Either way, only bitch-made faggots with zero willpower go to rehab.

 

[lester]

Y'know if he does actually go, he's definitely coming out of there with his new story arc.
How he found his now love of his life while being locked down together in rehab.
A true romance born and maybe just possibly a female

 

[JAKL II]

I've seen more people get sober on their own without AA or NA meetings than I have that stick to the 12 steps that seemingly turns anybody who's made it through them and came out the back end sober a fucking full on obnoxious cunt about sobriety to the point where all you want to do is imagine what your fist would look like coming out the back of their skulls.

Ralph's an obnoxious cunt so he's got that part already down.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Piggertits is a mentally ill sociopath and that will never change.

That's it. Even if I buy this rehab story and even if he successfully completes it, he's still a creature driven exclusively by his ego, desires and personality disorder(s).

Ralph does not have friends, family or community. Just entities in his orbit that exist to fulfil his wants at the time.

Even a sober Ralph would still be demented, particularly with the additional brain damage he's caused himself over the years.

 

[Die For Me!]

>Junkie Receives 400 dollars in 1 night
>Absconds 2 days earlier then previously planned
Keep an eye out for news of a tourist getting burned alive in Tijuana or Merida, probably gonna overstay his welcome at another fine and illustrious human trafficking ring for the 3rd and final time.

 

[neger psykolog]

I've seen more people get sober on their own without AA or NA meetings than I have that stick to the 12 steps that seemingly turns anybody who's made it through them and came out the back end sober a fucking full on obnoxious cunt about sobriety to the point where all you want to do is imagine what your fist would look like coming out the back of their skulls.

Ralph's an obnoxious cunt so he's got that part already down.

That's exactly the problem with AA. It's sort of like being a vegan or cyclist in some ways and if you have to make your entire life and every waking moment about being sober rather than moving onto something new and better then I'm not sure how great it is for some people.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

I AINT GONNA BE IN REHAB FOR A MONTH BISH!
IM SUCH A RALPHAMALE IL COMPLETE A MONTHS WORTH OF REHAB IN 2 DAYS!
YOU WONT DO SHIT BISH, CHEMO CASINO COULDNT PULL THIS OFF!