DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

Of course the contrarian faggot harps on that the Switch 2 is bad.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Can one of you guys pay for the full video and post it where some YouTuber hired a private investigator and implicated DSP in a conspiracy theory involving Leonardo Dicaprio to kidnap/traffic children for organ harvesting?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-20341933

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/some-investigator-woman-thinks-kanye-dicaprio-and-dsp-play-games-together-on-steam-as-secret-pedophiles.209673/post-20334913

This maybe the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in my life. No one had this on their bingo card.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

this guy is trollin, right?

 

[neger psykolog]

this guy is trollin, right?
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I mean we're all here because we like watching disasters and train wrecks so I don't think they're trolling.

I'm all for it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Let me guess - the Switch 2 is a complete waste of time, shows Nintendo has no idea what they're doing and Phil has no interest in it. Also an anonymous fan will gift him one behind the scenes on launch day.

“No, you guys. I won’t be getting the ‘switch 2’. Yes, I know it was just released. I don’t care. IT’S DA SAME THING!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!”
—-the next day—-
“hey, you guys, a loving fan just donated me a switch 2! Thank you …….No, I didn’t buy it myself!”


It’s like clockwork

 

[Lord_Point]

It's easy to forget how abnormal this content is after awhile, but this is literally just a fat guy stuffing his face with a sub and describing each bite. Absolute trash.

I fucking love his attempt to be the Gordon Ramsay of fast food, like hes going to hand out Mee-cho-leen stars to the local slop troughs in renton.

The lip smack thing he does, which im sure he learned from some shitty 80s comedy, is theoretically meant to aerate food to enhance the flavors, except it really only works on liquids with complex flavors like wines. Even then its seen as pretentious as fuck unless your an actual sommelier whose been trained to detect subtle flavors. Daves palette is so blasted with greese, sugar, and failure im sure the only thing he can taste anymore is salt.

You dont need to aerate mechanically separated deep fried chicken nuggies or fucking mayonnaise sugar sauce. You also dont need to sample them seperately before combining them. Real critics do that to check how well the meat was cooked and how well the sauce was made. You dont need to double check the auto fryer at mcdonalds kept nuggies in for the pre programed amount of time and your fat ass knows what mayo tastes like already.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I fucking love his attempt to be the Gordon Ramsay of fast food, like hes going to hand out Mee-cho-leen stars to the local slop troughs in renton.

The lip smack thing he does, which im sure he learned from some shitty 80s comedy, is theoretically meant to aerate food to enhance the flavors, except it really only works on liquids with complex flavors like wines. Even then its seen as pretentious as fuck unless your an actual sommelier whose been trained to detect subtle flavors. Daves palette is so blasted with greese, sugar, and failure im sure the only thing he can taste anymore is salt.

You dont need to aerate mechanically separated deep fried chicken nuggies or fucking mayonnaise sugar sauce. You also dont need to sample them seperately before combining them. Real critics do that to check how well the meat was cooked and how well the sauce was made. You dont need to double check the auto fryer at mcdonalds kept nuggies in for the pre programed amount of time and your fat ass knows what mayo tastes like already.

I remember he was like deepdive taste-testing the macaroni salad side that comes in the silver dollar diameter container - I think it was with his "Hawaiian bbq." I've worked at delis and restaurants, that shit comes in like frozen 2 gallon tubs from a handful of national distributors. And it's not even real mayonnaise in there, it's HFCS infused soybean oil, vinegar, and elbow macaroni. He's paying out the ass for bottom-shelf slop and calling it "gourmet".

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Just wanted to share this here:

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I remember phil getting upset that pokemon (yes, phil sucks at a kids' RPG) didn't have top-line graphics with 4k options. it's a fuckin' child game, phil. he bitched about Nintendo over this graphic shit, but give "indie" games a pass on their graphics. he is so inconsistent with his opinions. I think, for some reason, phil has some prenotions for hating things for no reason. I swear his frontal lob isn't properly developed or it's damaged from years of alcoholism.

Despite what he's claiming Phil is the sort of guy who prioristise style over substance.

Every new game he plays, he focuses way too long on the graphics and if the game commits the sin of not being in 4k 60fps, it's a bad point.

He also does that with food, calling his fast food slop "cuisine" and tasting it like it was some sort of gourmet thing.

Even the level one podcast, he thinks putting on rgbs will suddenly make the podcast better.

The only reason he's not doing that with indies, is cause to him indies count as a genre and having pixel graphics is their defining trait.

 

[Balr0g]

“No, you guys. I won’t be getting the ‘switch 2’. Yes, I know it was just released. I don’t care. IT’S DA SAME THING!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!”
—-the next day—-
“hey, you guys, a loving fan just donated me a switch 2! Thank you …….No, I didn’t buy it myself!”


It’s like clockwork

And then he uses it to play old games he already has again. Like he played Bloodborne on the PS5 Pro for...reasons. Maybe we get another Zelda replay with VTubers making bank on Phil's expense again

 

[HorseSense]

I remember he was like deepdive taste-testing the macaroni salad side that comes in the silver dollar diameter container - I think it was with his "Hawaiian bbq." I've worked at delis and restaurants, that shit comes in like frozen 2 gallon tubs from a handful of national distributors. And it's not even real mayonnaise in there, it's HFCS infused soybean oil, vinegar, and elbow macaroni. He's paying out the ass for bottom-shelf slop and calling it "gourmet".

Because he never makes food for himself and has no friends, his food awareness toggles between "Mommy" and "grocery store/restaurant".

 

[GameratePTSD]

he never makes food for himself

Uhh Incorrect, okaay? He has made food for himself, and very robustly. Mr Italian who decides if things are authentic cuisines or not has actually made his own authentic pizza dish before.

Boy I bet you feel stupid. *Bizarre Pokemon Dodrio laugh*

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Uhh Incorrect, okaay? He has made food for himself, and very robustly. Mr Italian who decides if things are authentic cuisines or not has actually made his own authentic pizza dish before.
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Boy I bet you feel stupid. *Bizarre Pokemon Dodrio laugh*

Authentic Italian cuisine

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Uhh Incorrect, okaay? He has made food for himself, and very robustly. Mr Italian who decides if things are authentic cuisines or not has actually made his own authentic pizza dish before.
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Boy I bet you feel stupid. *Bizarre Pokemon Dodrio laugh*

lol it looks like a rock hard solid slab of stale bread with cold sauce poured on top of it that will just slide off the moment you pick it up

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Authentic Italian cuisine

Custom-made, even!

 

[Jang Joo]

Stalker 2 really brings out that Phil wants his games as baby made as humanly possible. Glowing weaknesses, map waypoints, fast travel, brain dead, weak enemies.

Doob, I want to run out to an open area and not immediately die surrounded

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

God I cannot wait for the flip and retcon on Kino Casino. They've been shit talking him so much and he just has to sit there and take it in hopes of getting more WWE pulls. That narc ego is getting bruised to the point it's black and blue, so the eruption when the money stream dies off more than it already has will be of epic proportions.

I fully expect a "He's just like me FR FR" level meltdown when all hell eventually breaks loose. Definitely some grave dancing if KC breaks apart.

 

[PieceofShet]

When you think his setup cant be any worse, he pulls this border out of his ass.
This is the worst border Ive ever seen on a streamer.
Looks like he is MID SNORT btw

EDIT: Fuckin grammar

 

[Balr0g]

He has made food for himself, and very robustly.

Uhm wrooonnggg. This pizza was made for Khet and he proudly posted about it on Twitter

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

When you think his setup cant be any worse, he pulls this border out of his ass.
This is the worst border Ive ever seen on a streamer.
Looks like he is MID SNORT btw

EDIT: Fuckin grammar

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Not the worst offender with India's news broadcasting but the same energy as the Level 1 Podcast