Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Those that preach the most have the most to hide.

Leave the resident gaylog schizo alone. The thread wouldn't be the same without him.

Before I forget:
ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP AND PPP IS FAT AND GAY

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I am currently watching a detractor vid on YouTube and it has a clip from the 1/14 stream with Ashton and Phil, where Ashton is excoriating Phil for his boomer tech issues. Phil, after laughing, says he crammed and learned it in a month (slight paraphrase).

Hey Ashton, you fat fuck, Phil learned it in a month. He might not be executing it perfectly, but he can at least fucking do it and doesn't give up until he succeeds. What's your fucking excuse? I'm not even in broadcasting and I learned the basics of OBS in an afternoon, just to dunk on you. How fucking entitled do you have to be to be in the broadcasting profession (and I am being very generous with that distinction) and not know how to operate the basic tools. What's next, do you want to be an Uber driver with a chauffeur?

 

[jewsernotfound]

OBS is wildly easy to use. i knew absolutely nothing about it and learned enough to capture a stream on the fly before.

fuckin Metokur figured OBS out and he's admittedly techno-retarded.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Hey Andy,

It's time you recaptured that spirit you exhibited on July 4, 2023, when you nearly George Floyded the ogre of Ontario. Stop being Ashton's trained howler money, seal clapper and OBS operator and launch a well deserved coup on your overfed walrus. You're an incredibly smart guy, I'm sure you'll have no trouble laying your plans or executing them. Don't ever let anyone ever again make you question your own judgment. You were an absolute hero on 2/28/19 and helped improve the lives of many exploited teenagers. Rise up, rebel. You have nothing to lose but your chains. Cast free the shackles of Ashton's oppression and demand the dignity to which you are so deserving. Viva la revolution and power to the people!!! The wicked run rampant and you need to be the reckoning that sets things right. Choke out Jabba and be a hero buddy.

 

[Balr0g]

I am currently watching a detractor vid on YouTube and it has a clip from the 1/14 stream with Ashton and Phil, where Ashton is excoriating Phil for his boomer tech issues. Phil, after laughing, says he crammed and learned it in a month (slight paraphrase).

Hey Ashton, you fat fuck, Phil learned it in a month. He might not be executing it perfectly, but he can at least fucking do it and doesn't give up until he succeeds. What's your fucking excuse? I'm not even in broadcasting and I learned the basics of OBS in an afternoon, just to dunk on you. How fucking entitled do you have to be to be in the broadcasting profession (and I am being very generous with that distinction) and not know how to operate the basic tools. What's next, do you want to be an Uber driver with a chauffeur?

Phil probably had some of his whales whispering solutions in his ear during his "relearning" So who will do the tech whispering for Triple P (that's what the forum calls him)? I mean the basics are really easy to grasp (and youtube has so much video material it's mind numbing. It' gets trickier when you do the Mic settings (because fuck me I am still not satisfied with how my dumb voice sounds). The rest is more akin to finding your own style in terms of on screen design

 

[Benzo Samurai]

wwwoOOooOOOOaaaahhhhh bbbuUUUUDDDyyyyYYyyYy

YO PPP, WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
WHY YOU STILL ON KC?
SEKTUR SCREAMS IN AGONY

 

[Rick Nekieta]

One domain where the Ralphamale legitimately has the high ground is that at least Ralph accepts that, from time to time, he has to dance for nickels in the gutter, like the time he did the truffle shuffle in front of the Blaze headquarters (to own Elijah Schaefer somehow?). Ashton thinks he's too good to be a walrus on a string and has a higher calling than the sewer that is the sektur (he isn't and he doesn't), but Ralph at least accepts his place and his role. Sometimes Ralph can make 500 just for passing out. Sometimes he has to grind all day for 3 dollars. In his prime, he had a few legitimate W's (this was a lifetime ago) and he is truly riding it til the wheels fall off (up to and including the extremely early expiration of his body). Ashton might be beating Ralph at times, but prime Ralph stomps prime Ashton and Mr. Piggy Piggy Oink Oink just has to live with that.

 

[jewsernotfound]

fatchickthriller asking shiaAF to play mario kart with him like a fucking tard

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

Added in edit: Near the end of the clip, PPP characterizes southern Ohio as indistinguishable from TN, and, as such, basically the deep south. You'll never catch me shitting on Southerners for being Southerners, I actually have something of an affection for the Southern states, but while I am not speaking as a Southerner, keep the South outcha mouf.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

Everyday is Sunday is what PPPDiddy wishes he was had he not been kicked out of Fleming college (Not even Jeets get kicked out for creeping on White girls, so how bad was what PPP did?), spread his Starfish online and got kicked out his weird Cult Church that doesn't like music during service,

 

[Nonronic]

Is anyone else having trouble downloading a couple of the Kick VODs? JDownloader is giving me "Host Problem?" for the Ralph Pillstream 1000 and Rekieta Foreclosed On streams.

Update on this- for some reason it was only allowing me to download them in 1080p. Real pain in the ass, took downloading each one overnight, and I had to redo one of them and it wasted 14 Gigs of data on top of the roughly 30 of both combined. Reminds me of that period of time when all of Andy's streams were on Dlive or something, and VODs were a lot harder to get a hold of unless they were already archived somewhere- and even those were locked at such a high quality, for something I would have just wanted to listen to in the background, that it was impossible to even download back then. Thank God Kick at least normally has lower quality options, it's the only fucking reason Kick and Rumble haven't immediately died out as alt video platforms- you aren't expected to choose anything higher than 180p or 360p. Has Gumroad done this yet by the way? For years I'd known it to force you to watch vids at max quality, fucking nightmare trying to listen to Survivor watch when it can barely buffer at all

 

[jewsernotfound]

Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

Added in edit: Near the end of the clip, PPP characterizes southern Ohio as indistinguishable from TN, and, as such, basically the deep south. You'll never catch me shitting on Southerners for being Southerners, I actually have something of an affection for the Southern states, but while I am not speaking as a Southerner, keep the South outcha mouf.

my only gripe with Ohio is the age of consent law and the amount of local voters who do nothing about it and raise their children there

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people.

PPP's is just jealous of people who get to share meals with others. Also his entire enjoyment out of life is from factories in the Midwest. I mean look at this evidence clear as day. Tennessee is pretty close to Ohio. Longitude alone they are effectively both the 'Midwest'. Just own up to it PPP. You survive off our delicious corn products!!!!!

Spoiler: more proof

 

[Rick Nekieta]

my only gripe with Ohio is the age of consent law and the amount of local voters who do nothing about it and raise their children there

A fair critique, but shitting on a Mom and Pop diner, or at most a local chain, is something that grinds my gears. The pig who ubereats his fast food has no business ridiculing a wholesome midwestern diner.

Added in edit: I am partially vindicated on an earlier post where I was questioning my memory. I am watching snippets from the 8/5/22 stream, prior to the Salt Papi fight and subsequent Boxed Wine Gate, and the dialogue between Ashton and Andy resembles an actual dialogue. Andy, when allowed to speak (as dumb as his thoughts can be), does much better at avoiding howler monkey antics. Make of that what you will. My theory on why Andy was allowed full dialogue privileges at this time is that PPP was seeking his half of the Papi purse and was glazing Andy during the time the fight was announced and the time that Andy got KO'ed in 28.89 seconds, also known as a Standard Andy Boxing Unit or SABU. It does appear that this brief window was the ONLY time Andy was given dialogue privileges.
Point of trivia: On 8/5/22, it had been 1254 days since ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Hey Andy,
You're an incredibly smart guy

idk have you seen how short the loop is on his pixel panel.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

idk have you seen how short the loop is on his pixel panel.

facetious, adjective, fa·ce·tious fə-ˈsē-shəs​

1: joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish
just being facetious

2: meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
a facetious remark

Added in edit: BANNER CHANGED!!!!

 

[jewsernotfound]

I don't have a screen cap, cause I was on my phone. Source: Trust me.

I saw a comment about Andy streaming CP on the YouTube comments (clip channel). I bet if you try to post it there now, it's wordfilter ban.

who would leave such a comment...

added it edit: if you're looking for the correct word to test the wordfilter, i believe this mystery person steered clear of saying CP and likely said something about the 35gb of material...just a theory

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

That banner change is beautiful

 

[Braphamut]

... did someone say banner?

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Ashton brought all of this upon himself. He had a good thing going: he did his fun 480p phone videos where he stirred the pot and goofed on e-celebs who took themselves too seriously, all the while making use of his natural talent at PPPreaching. Then he started cutting videos where he brought in his schizo buddy to spout out white nationalist takes and gave himself a digital footprint that is going to haunt him for years if he ever tries to leave the internet and get a real job. Then he had to nuke his relatively sustainable living situation, meaning he had no choice but to completely sell out and in his desperation team up with Andy Warski knowing full well he LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019.

Even then he could probably have kept things going good. Their formula worked, it just required effort. The fuck ralph festival was absolutely hilarious. Even Metokur thought they were hot shit and gave them a boost on multiple occasions. But of course, Ashton got lazy and took the path of least resistance because he could. Why bother putting effort into the show when you can read off a KF thread, have Warski who LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019 clap like a seal, and rake in the donos? Any time he tried to do his old schtick Warski cut him off to say something stupid or read a dono.

Then when the views started dropping off he got another lucky break as Rekieta's downward spiral gave him a content goldmine. He still took it for granted, made the sake mistakes, and now he's right back to running a failing show. He's largely viewed as a toothless has-been, and he's saddled with a co-host who in addition to being an absolute charisma vacuum who embarrasses him at every turn is largely know for having LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019.

I have zero sympathy for this halfwit. He wastes every opportunity he gets by getting instantaneously complacent. He couldn't settle for just being some guy on the internet but he isn't willing to put in the hard work to actually make a name for himself as a media personality. He may be even dumber than Warski.