Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shig O'nella]

"You don't understand because you've never been a high net worth person like me"

Druggie missed a comma again.

"You don't understand because you've never been a high, net worth person like me"

 

[Soapmore]

His voice has gotten even gayer. How is that physically possible?

I think it's a combination of habitual cocaine use degrading the nasal septum, coupled with a gradual loosening and widening of the throat above the voicebox from repeated penetration of girthy human penis. The two physiological changes conspire to create a higher-pitched nasally voice with whimpering undertones. Add to this the increasingly feverish and desperate psychological attitude from being relentlessly cucked by modern life, and you have the necessary conditions for a more annoying, more pathetic voice of pure faggotry.

 

[Desktop User2]

The mortgage holder is/was Everest Financial Group in Minneapolis, iirc. They are an IA and have about $800M+ in managed assets.

I checked the LinkedIn of the more senior personel and they are thoroughly unimpressive but they have wealth management services indeed. I wonder if his personal manager was the self-taught guy.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Xitter

 

[AltisticRight]

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He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Xitter

Roses are red
Your wife is a ho
You should be dead
And you gave your daughter coco

kys fgt skeleton

 

[Maraschino]

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He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Xitter

How exactly is Aaron the obsessive manlet when Nick is both shorter than him and also utilizing his creative writing degree to compose extremely homosexual poetry dedicated towards him?

Nick. He's just not that into you. This is fucking embarrassing.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

yeah you really owned aaron and the alogs with that.... *checks notes*..... kindergarten level poem. Its like your kid never tested positive for cocaine now.

 

[Desktop User2]

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He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Xitter

I´m telling you, they should live their dream and become a homosexual performing couple for flabby fetishists...

 

[Vibralldo]

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He's taking a mildly interesting anecdote and running it into the ground through repetition

He's learned well from Juju

(I'm so happy whatever was keeping Nick from sperging seems to have gone away, LOTY 2025 3 in a row!)

 

[Jacknife]

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Xitter

Only speaking for myself but this whole cuck shit is gay af in general in both ways.

It is fucking gay wanting another man to taste your cum, it is fucking gay to brag about another man tasting your cum, it is fucking GAY to want to be watched by a guy when having sex.

If you have a sex fantasy where the guy is more important than the girl because you need the validation of humiliating him you are fucking GAY.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Is this one of those "jokes" that are actually true, like the degeneracy was?

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Is this one of those "jokes" that are actually true, like the degeneracy was?

I mean, Nick has never lied. He wants you to always take him at his word.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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There once was a cuckold name Nick
Who's wife liked other men's dick
So he sat in his chair
and watched in despair
then got himself a new chick


Beaten by a non native speaker in a poetry slam.
Loser Skelly.

 

[Vibralldo]

I mean, Nick has never lied. He wants you to always take him at his word.

Nick's classic jokes like when he joked about swinging, doing drugs, and going to hedonism 2

Things that were just jokes and not things that turned out to be true!

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

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It is beyond amazing to me that two men who both loaned out their wives and watched them get fucked by another man are now in a pissing match with each other accusing the other one of being the real cuckold in their swinger relationship.

Hollywood could not fucking write this saga even if they wanted to.

 

[Law]

So what if I forgot about my mortgage? I've probably also forgotten about all the sweet houses I own that I can use to pay off future debts.

I did a huge line off my very cluttered kitchen counter and hallucinated that I owned at least two other homes! I'll leverage them then use the money to buy more coke, all you low-net worth nerds will be so jealoused!

As Nick's kids get closer to 18, whats stopping them from eventually airing out the dirty laundry like Brad Pitt's kids did?

I think kids doing this is a positive. All that "but FAmUrLee!!1" and "he's ur father!!" bullshit just provides cover for men to get away with acting like irresponsible dipshits. If the truth can destroy something, it deserves to be destroyed - that includes a father's reputation.

He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Oh god damn, I forgot about the embarrassing nicknames!
Did Nick yell out "Oh, Pugilist!" when he was having sex with Aaron?

If you have a sex fantasy where the guy is more important than the girl because you need the validation of humiliating him you are fucking GAY.

Nick is a misogynist. He doesn't see women as people. Humiliating a woman is like humiliating a toaster - who cares what your appliance thinks, it doesn't have feelings. There's no ego boost there. The man attached to the appliance though, he's a person, he has feelings, his thoughts matter, and therefore humiliating him will provide the much sought after ego boost.
This is also why Nick shows such unconcern towards his daughter - he hates women, and he loves men.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

There once was a cuckold from Spicer
Whose daughter had coke where her lice were
And all of his kids
May as well have had SIDS
If his wife wasn't rich, he would ice her.

 

[Not Who You Think]

So I'm rewatching one of my favorite series (don't hate, it was a simpler time), and there is a spoken "balldo." I was shocked.
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Had a similar experience. Thanks to Nick I now understand the Hedonism II reference in MST3K Season 10 Episode 11 "Horrors of Spider Island":

Link to the full episode/movie on YouTube here.

 

[Law]

It is beyond amazing to me that two men who both loaned out their wives and watched them get fucked by another man are now in a pissing match with each other accusing the other one of being the real cuckold in their swinger relationship.

They're like the men who believe that all women are sleeping with hundreds of men because they saw it in a porno, and the reason they're not getting any is because all women everywhere sleep with like 2 "Chads". Just cripplingly obsessed with thinking about other men's dicks, despite ostensibly being straight.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick, you're barely better than Ralph at this point without taking conjecture into things. But what really matters here?

Your e-daddy.

Juju didn't let you sit in the cluck chair, Nick