Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

>believing Ralph will totally fix his life this time just because he does a sad look into the camera announcement without nigger music

Some of you got too much good faith in your heart, bless. Reality: Homie couldnt afford pills or booze today, he'll be back to doing the same shit he's been doing like the other times he's "changed for the better. Christ is kang!"

As for Rekeita he's not lower than ralph. He's just skinny ralph.

 

[Albatrossius]

It's not weird to anyone that Ty Beard literally wrote a book on modern warfare miniature games called fistful of TOW, and that's also what Rickettsialpox is into?
Also funny that he wrote the game for Rand Corp which is a fed op/thinktank, started by the Black Hand of WestPoint, a military secret society started by Hap Arnold who also started RAND Corp.
Lotsa fed ops turning up.
The more you know.....

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I really dont think it was a wealth management company. They are boring bond hoarders, they diversify, hedge, the return rates barely beat inflation because they are not dealing with degenerates trying to frequency trade into wealth.
This reads like some poacher just got info he went into money and roped him in with "how the ultra rich REEEEEEEALLY make money". The ultra rich dont even smell their financial assets.

The mortgage holder is/was Everest Financial Group in Minneapolis, iirc. They are an IA and have about $800M+ in managed assets.

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[AltisticRight]

Somebody should warn him that if Viagra really had him going strong for 45 minutes to 3 hours, then he either didn't need the boost in the first place or he's doing it wrong. This can actually get very dangerous and warrants an immediate trip to the ER, especially considering contraindication with various drugs including his amyl nitrite poppers to dilate for Jamaican bulls' ease of entry, but at least this admission helps to explain his gin blossoms continuing even after quitting booze, his increasingly nasally voice even after quitting coke, his general blindness to the consequences of his actions, and his various high-risk behaviors across the board:

He'll deboonk your claims by reading 40 free abstracts.

Later on the stream, he also talks about how people are being disingenuous because if they met a "pretty blonde woman," it would be a man's biology not to fight the temptation.

Just because he has the sexually depraved mindset of a gooner troon means everyone else that sees a good-looking blonde woman would immediately want to fuck her.
>Man's biology
What biology? How many abstracts did he read this time? We know you're aware of men's biology because your throat and rectum is the shape of Aaron's penis, with an R-square of 99.987%.

 

[Strix454]

To me, money's always been something that's been in the hands of God, yeah I never really regard it as mine, like I spend it and I share it with people who I think could use it more than me, uh, which is most people."

What did Nick mean by this?

HIs mother and father are "god" to him. Since he never earned any of the money, it doesn't mean anything to him and since there is always more, he doesn't care what he has in the bank. He spends it on things he wants which is like sharing it with people who don't deserve it. Its sharing because, given that the money isn't really his, the things the money buys are not his either.

 

[Vibralldo]

He'll deboonk your claims by reading 40 quora answers

Fixed that for you

 

[Ms. Information]

Idea: Change.org petition for Rackets to kill himself.

 

[DemsBNutz]

You forced me to see this shit, so now all of you must see this.
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The Skelly Succubus of ewwwwww

 

[Apis Mellifica]

If someone doesn't mind humoring me here, but is Kayla still around? I've been loosely following recent happenings with Nick's collapse and I've yet to hear of any appearance by her.

I'm pretty sure at this point Kayla stays in a bed hooked up to a Soma drip watching Star Trek reruns forever. She's only roused from her drugged up stupor for showings at court, otherwise she stays sequestered collecting bedsores

 

[DemsBNutz]

Holy hell, that "snake" tattoo is really bad. Do we have a clearer pic of it somewhere? Just terrible, the original Trogdor drawing (on lined notebook paper) is better than that trash.

Trogdor was a man... Err a dragon man...TROOOOOGDOOOR!!! I would have way more respect if that was tattoo on his arm...

 

[Mouse Cop]

So I'm rewatching one of my favorite series (don't hate, it was a simpler time), and there is a spoken "balldo." I was shocked.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Trogdor was a man... Err a dragon man...TROOOOOGDOOOR!!! I would have way more respect if that was tattoo on his arm...

Even S is for Sucks would be a marked improvement.

 

[anionfarflung]

Does he have his own lolcow thread yet?

Kind of surprised this got to my reply, because I know some of the people who replied to you know should know about this:
TUG's thread

Of course, Web Wars is kinda over now so the thread is defunct.

I am absolutely convinced nick is gay.

I forget why I saved this quote but yeah, of course. Oh I know. It's because of the evidence you listed. You forgot all the "ironic" statements he made about wanting to molest Camelot.

Those statements were NOT ironic.

 

[ddlloo]

Call me late, but wtf is that next to his belly button?

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Pretty sure it's just some splattered wash used after the tattooing process.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He can tell you he got the loan at 4.25% but can’t remember if the money was used for an investment of either 7 or 9% return.. So he knows exactly what the mortgage rate was down to a basis point but forget the investment return ratio to a margin of error of 200 basis points.

There was no investment. There were lawyer fees, stupid artwork of the joker, coke and Jamaican whores to get abortions

From: https://youtu.be/uRfNfvazZuY?t=308

"To me, money's always been something that's been in the hands of God, yeah I never really regard it as mine, like I spend it and I share it with people who I think could use it more than me, uh, which is most people."

What did Nick mean by this? Are the people who need it more than him the Jamaican hookers? The Somalian drug dealers? The charities he gets pushed by his parents into attending the events of? It certainly wasn't his Lawtube colleagues, that's for sure, and it wasn't the audience he grifted all this freely spendable money from. He so effortlessly lies about himself, it's really quite something to behold. The only charitable thing I'm aware of him doing is sharing around his wife, and he won't even respond to @Fapcop's emails.

Nick's inability to gracefully take an L means we end up hearing batshit crazy explanations.

It isn't hard to work out. Nick started spiralling after he got the Rumble contract and Locals. He suddenly had guaranteed monthly income and it wasn't based on turning up on time or being good when he did. He lost the Rumble contract and his local followers also decreased until he needed to decide between cocaine + booze and paying his bills. He chose the former, planning to sell the second house in order to get himself out of the hole. He then continued to spiral until people close to him at church became concerned and a mandatory report initiated. The fact this happened at his coke stream just makes it all the more reliable.

Nick could have said early on. "I lost control to substances, I realise the error of my ways. I'm seeking help and I thank the local community for supporting me"

That's all. Instead we get some weird explanation of just having fun, not addiction, church people lied, Aaron criminal mastermind, lying cops, i leveraged debt to make investments and then ooopsy forgot to pay, but by then it was too complicated so I just let the foreclosure get announced while i sell my whore shack"

The only people buying this are likely just as fucked up as Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick could have said early on. "I lost control to substances, I realise the error of my ways. I'm seeking help and I thank the local community for supporting me"

Lmao would that be the local community that ratted you out to the cops?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Lmao would that be the local community that ratted you out to the cops?

Yup. They spotted a problem, intervened early to allow him to get the help he needed. Afterall, the pastor was legally obligated to inform the cops and likely the people confiding in the pastor weren't aware. There was no magic word combination to allow him to exit this on top, but he did pick the worst possible and exits on a low, by maintimg everyone had ulterior motives.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I forget why I saved this quote but yeah, of course. Oh I know. It's because of the evidence you listed. You forgot all the "ironic" statements he made about wanting to molest Camelot.

Queers are known for fucking anything and everything, so yes 100% Nick is gay. He had sex with Aaron Imholte.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I’m being completely honest and no bullshit when I say when I first saw the image of the tattoo there was no head showing and I saw the nipples showing I honest to god thought it was someone transitioning until someone said it was Nick. Straight up.

And then I watched the video of the reveal and his body language is completely fucking gay. I swear to god he is coming out of the closet or out as a woman in 2025.

I thought it was a crusty 80 year old whore that worked the docks in her younger days showing off some tattoos she got.

Does Rekieta have ANY balldo washers left at this point?
Everyone defending him about it being the feds setting him up or other shit. After his most recent recanting and claims "it was never that." While looking like an AIDS infected drug patient.
I'm curious how they're coping with this latest turn.

 

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With the recent talk of boxing and fighting, don't forget that Nick is quite the experienced fighter.
11/8/2024:
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Were these big guys that Nick has beaten up in Tai Kwando matches or did he run into trouble going into rough neighborhoods looking to score?

I'm assuming Nick misspoke and meant to say "I've beaten off big guys."
I'd sooner believe the entire state on Minnesota conspired to put cocaine up his nose than believe Nick has ever beaten up a guy, let alone multiple.

So I'm rewatching one of my favorite series (don't hate, it was a simpler time), and there is a spoken "balldo." I was shocked.
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How could anyone hate on you for enjoying the greatest sitcom ever made?