TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Rudy Coleman said:
welcome to the absolute state of the spoony chad holdouts. we are in year (7) of our theoretical discussion about the hypothetical return of a youtuber who has been retired for twice as long as hes been making videos
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Don't forget that he basically did all of this same shit before he even started making youtube videos based on his own livejournal, the kenzerco forum, etc.

Wanted to make a movie about tabletop gaming or a game store, failed(didn't even get off the ground other than posting about it, just like his spoony movie).
Burned all of his bridges with his various friend groups in AZ over arguments and shit regarding his hobbies(board games, D&D, etc.).
Got fired from being a freelancer writer for a zine because the audience didn't like his bullshit.
Had to move in with his brother Miles because he refused to support himself.
Posted whiny diatribes on the internet trying to imply everyone else was always the problem.
Refused to accept assistance from friends and family that would involve him actually having to do anything to better himself.
Clearly had a problem being addicted to getting in arguments and posting dumb shit online.

And that's all before he was making videos and even Scarlet.
 
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demicolon said:
We're back to that part of the Spoony thread cycle when people speculate what Noah could do to make a comeback and ignore he's a fourty-something borderline schizophrenic bum couch-surfing at his brother's house.
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It's going to happen.

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Oliver Onions said:
He'd also have to spend a lot of money he probably doesn't have to up his production quality, or switch to being a PNG-tuber. The latter is the better option because he is depressing to look at, but would also mean commissioning an artist to make a bunch of different stock reactions.

Even the average bedroom YouTuber uses an HD webcam and throws up some bisexual lighting to set the mood when they have to appear for their audience, and I don't think Spoony is willing to make that minimum effort.
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You could just animate the whole thing in Moho and then use the camera to track his eyes and movement. Sadly though it could work to revitalize his career he'd never do it. Too much effort. He'd likely be the best male VTuber too that presents himself as male.
 
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Okay, I'll join in.

Here's what spoony should do to revitalize his career. SPOONY CRIB TOUR! Yes! Spoony gives us a tour of Miles' guest room or wherever Spoony's shit is kept. "Here's the futon I sleep on. Here's a dozen liquor boxes filled with my D&D books. This pile is dirty clothes. This pile is clean-ish clothes..."

Imagine getting a sneak peek into the life of your favorite washed up E-celebrity! "Here's what's left of Burton. I'm too depressed to put him back together since April left..."
 
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demicolon said:
Clinging to your non-existing hairline like that especially when you're in your 40s and married with children is as pathetic as bragging about scoring four touchdowns in a single match.
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Listen, so long as he doesn't troon out and abandon his wife and kids James can hold onto that shitty combover as long as he needs to. Better the devil you know.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Imagine getting a sneak peek into the life of your favorite washed up E-celebrity!
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You jest but I would actually watch this. I love 'Where are they now?' segments about minor stars of yesteryear, especially when they're extremely depressing.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Listen, so long as he doesn't troon out and abandon his wife and kids James can hold onto that shitty combover as long as he needs to. Better the devil you know.

You jest but I would actually watch this. I love 'Where are they now?' segments about minor stars of yesteryear, especially when they're extremely depressing.
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Imagine the future trainwreck the lives of former TikTok celebs are going to be like in a month.
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It's like seeing those old 80's arcade pro gamers like Todd Rogers showing off his shitty one room apartment with the blanket on the ground where he sleeps and his closet filled with spiders.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's like seeing those old 80's arcade pro gamers like Todd Rogers showing off his shitty one room apartment with the blanket on the ground where he sleeps and his closet filled with spiders.
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I can't remember who it was specifically, but there was a guy from an 80s band interviewed on one of those shows who now worked at a fast food place and he said 'eventually I decided I liked selling burgers more than records' which may be the greatest cope ever recorded in history.
 
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demicolon said:
Clinging to your non-existing hairline like that especially when you're in your 40s and married with children is as pathetic as bragging about scoring four touchdowns in a single match.
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He let it get to a point where it's very noticeable how far it's receded. At this point unless he plans on getting plugs he should just shave it off and be done with it.
 
Just wear the stupid baseball cap, don't even have to shave it all off.
 
p1138 said:
So he either needs to commission an artist with money he doesn't have, and still likely needs to update his PC, his mic, maybe even do some sound treatment for the room. A cartoon version of himself in his prime could work, and certainly be more presentable than how he usually appears these days.
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You all keep saying he needs to commission art as if there wasn't a ton of fan art of him floating around out there.

Oliver Onions said:
I can't remember who it was specifically, but there was a guy from an 80s band interviewed on one of those shows who now worked at a fast food place and he said 'eventually I decided I liked selling burgers more than records' which may be the greatest cope ever recorded in history.
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Given the stories I've heard about record companies... it might actually be the truth.

At least when the burger joints fuck you over, you get a side of fries with it.
 
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Flexo said:
Given the stories I've heard about record companies... it might actually be the truth.

At least when the burger joints fuck you over, you get a side of fries with it.
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I think he meant his record high scores on old 1980's video games, not music records.
 
Flexo said:
You all keep saying he needs to commission art as if there wasn't a ton of fan art of him floating around out there.
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Yes, there's fan art. But to use it as a png-tuber you need a bunch of expressions in the same dimensions, pose, etc. and potentially be able to get the person to pay more. A bunch of random fan art doesn't work for that.

It also still doesn't change the fact that his current audio setup is shit, and he probably still needs to upgrade his PC.
 
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