Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

They are like the IRL Pathetic Sharks
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Joyless creatures.
Lol on my phonefag thumbnail I thought the guy at the bottom's toupee said "Nig".

 

[Necrosan]

and despite passing and being a bombshell that get checked out by other men in that building my voice does not pass but I’m lowkey a beauty like a 9. Other managers literally love me and stare at me the whole shift because how cute I am and I keep catching men as well just looking at me in the lunchroom

Spoiler: Black tranny who is a "bombshell that gets checked out by other men and is a 9".

His goal vs his starting point:

Diagnosis: Standard gay nigga.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

It's a bit of an infuriating watch but the host and 98% of the comment section do, in fact, believe their lying eyes

One of those things where you have to or you will get cancelled. Caleb also has a lot of NBs and pooners on his show. They always are suffering from innumerable Ls that they can't recover from with an endless number of excuses.

I've watched a bit of the clip, and I just don't believe him. He says she only wants to allow supervised visits, and I completely agree. Don't leave the children alone with this man. Also says she claimed he committed a bunch of felonies, and he probably did.

and despite passing and being a bombshell that get checked out by other men in that building my voice does not pass but I’m lowkey a beauty like a 9. Other managers literally love me and stare at me the whole shift because how cute I am and I keep catching men as well just looking at me in the lunchroom.

Imagine being so delusional you think everyone is checking you out when they're probably just wondering why this weirdo is staring at them.

 

[Stan]

I want to say Zack knows I’m trans because I still have my deadname and despite passing and being a bombshell that get checked out by other men in that building my voice does not pass but I’m lowkey a beauty like a 9. Other managers literally love me and stare at me the whole shift because how cute I am and I keep catching men as well just looking at me in the lunchroom.

ROFL. The troons always think that if normies are staring at them, it’s because they’re beautiful as heaven, not cause they look like freaks.

Like, pooners say it “dood! She was checking out my package!!” Dood, she’s wondering why it looks like you have a can of player energy drink over your fupa. This deluded tranny at the Amazon warehouse thinks he’s “lowkey a 9”, but the men are staring because he’s a freaky looking guy dressed up like a clown.

 

[Law]

I named myself after my inner child and some random girl I knew 30 years ago

We need to start dying younger so less men get midlife crisises, cause this is just embarrassing.

 

[TismFarmer]

Pooner who is into women and has a (presumably XX) girlfriend ...

Basically what the title says— me (24M) and gf (24F) are t4t

Only problem is that she’s been mostly with other men or transwomen without bottom surgery

So tranny 'girlfriend' has mostly only been with other men.
I guess you dont really see them as a woman, do you Little Pooner?

What kind of "formal event" involves a giant model of a Wild Thing from the Where the Wild Things Are movie adaptation? That movie is not recent.


Maybe it's the Gruffalo?
Still, I agree, it must be a display in a museum or something...

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

and despite passing and being a bombshell that get checked out by other men in that building my voice does not pass but I’m lowkey a beauty like a 9.

Why the hell do these women - I mean real women and trans women - as well as TIFs - always think that they are bombshells?

Okay, the TIFs may not think they're "bombshells" but they think they're super macho, super passing d00ds. The first troon I ever knew would go on about how she was "a hot guy" and how she faced unique issues due to her "hotness." (I saw pictures. She was not a hot guy. She had a weird duck face.) Another histrionic troon I knew said that she would tell herself she was hot as shit every single day.

There was that Whatever podcast or whatever where that super fat girl thought she was a 10 and wanted a man who made at least $200k a year. Bitch you were not a 10. Very, very few women are.

Is this overcompensating? Do these people actually think that they're smoking hot or do they know that they are ugly as sin and just overcompensate?

Or is it basically the whole "love yourself" thing taken to extremes? Like, they were bombarded with the message of needing to love yourself that they deluded themselves? Sure, you can love yourself - that's fine and that's great, actually. But loving yourself doesn't mean mutilating your body or believing delusions.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

ROFL. The troons always think that if normies are staring at them, it’s because they’re beautiful as heaven, not cause they look like freaks.

Like, pooners say it “dood! She was checking out my package!!” Dood, she’s wondering why it looks like you have a can of player energy drink over your fupa. This deluded tranny at the Amazon warehouse thinks he’s “lowkey a 9”, but the men are staring because he’s a freaky looking guy dressed up like a clown.

Meanwhile, any actual woman (even an actual 9) clocking their colleagues staring/laughing at them constantly would more likely assume she had something stuck in her teeth/ toilet paper on her shoe or something. Or just be straight terrified she'd accidentally taken a job working with sex-starved Pajeets and was about to be descended upon by a mob of them.

Trannies have a very conspicuous absence of the kind of anxiety around appearance that is metaphorically beaten into girls from childhood. It really belies their (already obviously bullshit) claims to have always known they were women "on the inside".

 

[Necrosan]

Or is it basically the whole "love yourself" thing taken to extremes? Like, they were bombarded with the message of needing to love yourself that they deluded themselves? Sure, you can love yourself - that's fine and that's great, actually. But loving yourself doesn't mean mutilating your body or believing delusions.

Spend all day around people who say you are the best opera singer ever and eventually your brain will start believing it, it's even easier to get you to believe it if you are autistic, which a lot of trannies seem to be.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Spend all day around people who say you are the best opera singer ever and eventually your brain will start believing it, it's even easier to get you to believe it if you are autistic, which a lot of trannies seem to be.

After all, telling a troon that they are ugly and don't even slightly look like the sex they claim to be is bigotry and transphobia and will get you canceled and/or fired.

 

[Stan]

Meanwhile, any actual woman (even an actual 9) clocking their colleagues staring/laughing at them constantly would more likely assume she had something stuck in her teeth/ toilet paper on her shoe or something. Or just be straight terrified she'd accidentally taken a job working with sex-starved Pajeets and was about to be descended upon by a mob of them.

yeah if it was me in that situation I'd worry there was something wrong with how I'm dressed on the job.

Is this overcompensating? Do these people actually think that they're smoking hot or do they know that they are ugly as sin and just overcompensate?

It's overcompensating to try and hush the part of themselves that inwardly cringes when they look in the mirror or hear themselves talk. The more they do it the more aware they are that they don't pass and can't pass.

After all, telling a troon that they are ugly and don't even slightly look like the sex they claim to be is bigotry and transphobia and will get you canceled and/or fired.

I feel bad for Zack. He's being chased around the warehouse by Tyrone in a skirt and camisole.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Hmm.
So maybe the "girlfriend" is a man who would have a problem going down even on a normal pussy?


On the one hand, still ... the horror, the horror ... and then some!
On the other hand, two trans Ls for the price of one and I don't feel bad for the "girlfriend"


Oh but you don't know how bad the other look.

That's what I thought.

-"uh sorry(/sns) I... don't.. know how"

-"She Doesn't Know How~ kings how can I coddle my Female Lady so she can somehow overcome this mere ignorance~x"

Pff lol "know how". Sorry I can't kiss you, I haven't kissed anyone before and hence, don't know how.

Despite this obvious absolute bullshit, I have a twinge of pity for the lying MTF.

Because not only is the hyena clit (plus whole caboodle) visually horrifying - as someone who staggered into a public toilet cubicle after a pooner, I know what the fuck those things smell like and it is insane.
Insane enough to leave a choking lingering smell in a now empty room- Insane enough to drive me, waiting around and desperate, to just fuck the whole thing off and cycle home rather than stay in the smell.

Theres a real, specific burnt rubber odour, in amongst.. the usual you'd expect from the nether of fat scruffs, kicking out from pooner poons; which is new, unexpected and really grasps at the back of your throat.

(I think it's the uterus turning into jerky but that's just speculation.. But it kinda matches up what yous think dying organ meat that is still hooked up to a blood supply would make. )

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Why the hell do these women - I mean real women and trans women - as well as TIFs - always think that they are bombshells?

Okay, the TIFs may not think they're "bombshells" but they think they're super macho, super passing d00ds. The first troon I ever knew would go on about how she was "a hot guy" and how she faced unique issues due to her "hotness." (I saw pictures. She was not a hot guy. She had a weird duck face.) Another histrionic troon I knew said that she would tell herself she was hot as shit every single day.

There was that Whatever podcast or whatever where that super fat girl thought she was a 10 and wanted a man who made at least $200k a year. Bitch you were not a 10. Very, very few women are.

Is this overcompensating? Do these people actually think that they're smoking hot or do they know that they are ugly as sin and just overcompensate?

Or is it basically the whole "love yourself" thing taken to extremes? Like, they were bombarded with the message of needing to love yourself that they deluded themselves? Sure, you can love yourself - that's fine and that's great, actually. But loving yourself doesn't mean mutilating your body or believing delusions.

well i think people in general do this. ive noticed most people have one or two things which they vastly over believe about themselves. mostly it is based on what their egos really want to be true. for troons it is being a beautiful woman guys lust after. but you can easily see this in every day with average people.

a very common example is all these people who act like they are the smartest person to ever live, they complain all the people around them are so stupid, everything is because people are idiots, etc. in reality, these people tare bit of a tard. nick rekieta is a good example of this. guy is a straight up retard but thinks he is the smartest person to ever live.

it's all ego.

 

[Dr. Butt]

garter gun

What are you, a fucking troon? Garters? SMDH.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Girlfriend not picky but really likes the dick.
I suppose the girlfriend is bi or "adventurous", but even a jaded cunt-lapper might recoil from ...

The original poster said they are 't4t', so I interpret that to mean her 'girlfriend' is a man. And mostly gay, if he's been with men or transwomen.

I wonder if she can come across some tips that will train her 'girlfriend' to hold down his lunch as he puts his face near a roided out clit and sandpaper labia.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

That's what I thought.

-"uh sorry(/sns) I... don't.. know how"
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-"She Doesn't Know How~ kings how can I coddle my Female Lady so she can somehow overcome this mere ignorance~x"

Pff lol "know how". Sorry I can't kiss you, I haven't kissed anyone before and hence, don't know how.

Despite this obvious absolute bullshit, I have a twinge of pity for the lying MTF.

Because not only is the hyena clit (plus whole caboodle) visually horrifying - as someone who staggered into a public toilet cubicle after a pooner, I know what the fuck those things smell like and it is insane.
Insane enough to leave a choking lingering smell in a now empty room- Insane enough to drive me, waiting around and desperate, to just fuck the whole thing off and cycle home rather than stay in the smell.

Theres a real, specific burnt rubber odour, in amongst.. the usual you'd expect from the nether of fat scruffs, kicking out from pooner poons; which is new, unexpected and really grasps at the back of your throat.

(I think it's the uterus turning into jerky but that's just speculation.. But it kinda matches up what yous think dying organ meat that is still hooked up to a blood supply would make. )

The original poster said they are 't4t', so I interpret that to mean her 'girlfriend' is a man. And mostly gay, if he's been with men or transwomen.

I wonder if she can come across some tips that will train her 'girlfriend' to hold down his lunch as he puts his face near a roided out clit and sandpaper labia.

as a straight guy i can say i would recoil in horror at having to go down on a pooner hyena clit, i can only imagine how revolting this must be to a gay man considering how grossed out they tend to be of normal vaginas. i would feel sympathy, but he is a tranny, gay, and he is enabling a pooner. suffah homo.

 

[PigFarm]

I have this theory that they just don’t see “passing” the way we do. I remember some ex-troon saying that he believed Oliver Thorn was the epitome of femininity. What I think happens is that they get wrapped up in their online communities, where there are no real women, and come to believe that looking feminine for a guy is the same as looking like a woman. So any troon who puts in more effort than your entry-level hon thinks he’s hot stuff.

You also have to remember that a lot of troons are the type to think a cashier is flirting with them because she smiles. They're either autistic or narcissistic pricks who interpret basic human interactions as proof that they're not only real women, but desirable ones

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Why the hell do these women - I mean real women and trans women - as well as TIFs - always think that they are bombshells?

Okay, the TIFs may not think they're "bombshells" but they think they're super macho, super passing d00ds. The first troon I ever knew would go on about how she was "a hot guy" and how she faced unique issues due to her "hotness." (I saw pictures. She was not a hot guy. She had a weird duck face.) Another histrionic troon I knew said that she would tell herself she was hot as shit every single day.

There was that Whatever podcast or whatever where that super fat girl thought she was a 10 and wanted a man who made at least $200k a year. Bitch you were not a 10. Very, very few women are.

Is this overcompensating? Do these people actually think that they're smoking hot or do they know that they are ugly as sin and just overcompensate?

Or is it basically the whole "love yourself" thing taken to extremes? Like, they were bombarded with the message of needing to love yourself that they deluded themselves? Sure, you can love yourself - that's fine and that's great, actually. But loving yourself doesn't mean mutilating your body or believing delusions.

I think it’s because a lot of troonery stems from narcissism. There was that study from Iran that showed many troons have diagnosable narcissistic personality disorder.

It makes total sense: they are constructing a false self of their idealised perfect version of the opposite sex, protecting their ego as “failed” versions of their own sex, and forcing the whole world to acknowledge their false self. Boasting about their appearance is narcissistic delusion and grandiosity.

Autogynephilia is literally male troons being obsessively attracted to themselves, the purest iteration of narcissism there is.

Troonery may also be caused by other factors, as we all know - like child sex abuse or Munchie parents, or brainwashing of young gays/lesbians.

But because narcissism is so prevalent in the trans community, even non-narcissist troons and pooners copy the narc boasting as a delusional cope.

 

[Syikeblade]

Is this overcompensating? Do these people actually think that they're smoking hot or do they know that they are ugly as sin and just overcompensate?

That's just narcissism in a nutshell really.

 

[Aquarius]

Interesting how all of them are just basing their names on someone else they've seen before... Like as if they were... Skinwalking?

1. Anthony Reed played with a little girl named “Erin” when he was four and then stole her name thirty years later, after years of masturbatory fantasy.
2. ContraPoints took the name of Natalie Portman, a shoddy actor that he likes because her appearance in Black Swan made his cock twitch hard.

They’re all skinwalkers because their female personas are all grotesque fantasy, rather than an authentic sense of self like they claim. If they really wanted a female name, they could have asked their parents for one… except part of the tranny’s psychology is that by reinventing himself he “bests” his mother, her womb, and the name she assigned them.

It’s woman hate all the way down. Especially against the first woman they ever knew. As some psychiatrist on Heretics said, these men “try on their mother”. Now doesn’t that sound suspicious? And familiar!

Spoiler: Same shit, different man.

Poor Barb. Her life is proof that evil is real.

And remember, the skinwalker or wendigo becomes what it is in the original Indigenous North American folklore because the person committed a heinous act, like the cannibalism of a community member. The comparison between trannies and skinwalkers is horrifyingly prescient. Archive of linked article available here, albeit without anchored text.

Some tranny said: They treat us as if we have to atone for the sins of those big scary oppressive cis men. They equate us to the oppressors.

No. They equate you to a woman (because you are one), and this is how TiMs treat all women. Playing pretend dress up isn’t going to change that. This is the equivalent of revving your engine when you’re stuck in two feet of snow: it’s not going anywhere.

I assume you meant to write “equate you to a man (because you are one)”. Anyway, hard agree. According to the UK’s Ministry of Justice, “transwomen” are significantly more likely to be rapist sex criminals than “cis men”. Like, 3.3% of women, 16.8% of normal male felons, and 58.9% of trannies in UK prisons are there for sex crimes against another person. Women would be safer in “cis prisons” with normal male felons than with trannies. Women don’t conflate trannies with their oppressors, trannies are the most oppressive of all men, and women see it.

I attached my source below if you want to investigate these prison statistics for yourself. I could go on, but you get the point - there’s a massive body of evidence proving all “transwomen” are monstrous rapists.

Anyway, you gotta love this a obnoxious troon trying to gaslight women and “mansplain” oppression to them. “You’re just a dumb stupid bitch who isn’t smart enough to see I’m not actually oppressing you, the men I couldn’t sexually compete with are. You better listen up and take note of who your enemies are, bitch.” It writes itself. What normal man would think to act this brazenly?

This creep is attracted to his manager and seems to lack the social understanding that "Zack" is just being nice to him and doesn't want to lose his job calling this freak out. Even gets jealous of him talking to his female coworkers.

They’re sex offenders. That’s it. Trannies are sex offenders. They’re all rapists or wanna-be rapists and it’s a public safety hazard that this is permitted and that normal people are exposed to them. The AGPs want to rape other trannies, women, and girls. The HSTSes want to rape heterosexual men through deception and then whine when the law permits a raped man to fight back against his rapist.

And the way he assumes the female coworker “must like him to”? Reminds me of HontraPoints saying that women only go without makeup when they want to out-feminist or flex around each other… the idea of a woman who just prefers being bare-faced and has no ulterior motive never occurs to Hontra. Why? Because he’s a dishonest liar who obscures his motivations and assumes women must be as awful as him, because no woman is better than him. Even at being a woman.

Anyway, the reason this coworker post reminded me of HontraPoints was because of the stupid, sexist reasoning. It couldn’t be that his coworker hates him because he’s a lumbering neighbour-tranny who shakes the floor when he walks and never does his work properly. It couldn’t be that she is aware of him sexually harassing her manager - who may be a friend of hers - and hates him as a result. Nope, this is a high school melodrama and they’re just two girls fighting over the captain of the football team. Teehee!

My money is on the female coworker being a “TERF” and, frustrated that her friend at work won’t tell this freak off, is lowkey trying to do it for him. Twenty bucks this ends with the neighbour-tranny peeling off this woman’s skin and appearing at the end of the manager’s bed like a sleep paralysis demon. “I’m finally a pretty white girl….” Because, yeah, it doesn’t surprise me that a black man who is superficial and stupid enough to proclaim himself a woman would have some dumb white boy sexual obsession. Fucking barf. This is why people should be fucking fired for crossdressing and other tranny shit. These decent working people don’t deserve to have to tard wrangle and dodge tranny cock every fucking break.