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[Sean Andalou]

Pooner who is into women and has a (presumably XX) girlfriend ...



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Spoiler: Text only, but do you really want to see this?

Basically what the title says— me (24M) and gf (24F) are t4t and we’ve been together for a few months. I’ve been on hrt since september of last year so we got together a few months into my transition.

She’s an absolute doll in and out of bed and I love her to death. I do love giving her oral since she really enjoys it but I’ve been also wanting oral. I brought up my desires with her and she’s more than happy to accommodate! Only problem is that she’s been mostly with other men or transwomen without bottom surgery so she doesn’t really know how to go down on me. I come to this sub because I would have normally just researched this on my own (like how I learned myself to give oral) and then paraphrase it back but my bottom anatomy has changed quite a bit (like enlarged clit its getting close to micro penis ish status I think) so a lot of oral tips for people with vaginas that aren’t being changed by hormones is not working for me. I thought a good place to start would be to show her how I have to stroke to get pleasure but is there anything else or tricks I should show her? If you also have resources or places to direct me, I’d be super grateful to y’all

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Only problem is that she’s been mostly with other men or transwomen without bottom surgery so she doesn’t really know how to go down on me.

Girlfriend not picky but really likes the dick.
I suppose the girlfriend is bi or "adventurous", but even a jaded cunt-lapper might recoil from ...

... the horror, the horror!

 

[Sooty Soot]

What do we think, class? I clock him as a weird French homo.

Those eyes have an uncanny resemblance to Michael Jackson's, at least in his later years.

 

[Aquarius]

I just have to ask: Where can one read that? Is that from a case study? It belongs on the Farms.

I believe Hassou Tobi got Blanchard confused with Michael Bailey, the fuck-saw incident, and an except from his book The Man Who Would Be Queen where a tranny built a sex robot to fuck his holes. And, if I’m remembering correctly, listened to Diana Ross. Let’s see if I can find the quote…

Wow, Bailey. Great science writing. When he’s done drooling all over the homosexual transsexuals, Bailey moves on to autogynephilic transsexuals, focusing almost entirely on a single case study of a trans woman he calls Cher, whose backstory is a stomach-churning nightmare of auto-erotic mania and transvestic masturbation. Bailey describes how Cher made videos of herself wearing female masks and vaginal prosetheses while receiving anal sex from a sex robot of her own construction all to the accompaniment of a Donna Summers album and the moaning audio from a porno film.
Archive.

Contra, as you can imagine, is quote angry about this. You know, being an AGP with frustrated feelings of lust towards HSTS troons.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

>Wynter
>Fei
>Lilyth
>Astra
>Raven
>Yuri
>Kassandra
>Candy
>Morgan
>Evelyn
It doesn't help that a lot of those posts are: "I was watching -MEDIA SLOP- and the name just clicked! Hehe!". Take a shot everytime these spergs replace the letter "i" with "y".

Rate me autistic but some of those like Aurelia do actually sound very nice; on a woman that is, because the troops sully the names they take on.

Also, lol at the troon named Eve, the dissonance between the name and the man behind it is huge

 

[Hassou Tobi]

It doesn't help that a lot of those posts are: "I was watching -MEDIA SLOP- and the name just clicked! Hehe!"

Literal Chris Chan behavior. Naming yourself after a cartoon. But they all cheerfully admit to it.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Pooner who is into women and has a (presumably XX) girlfriend ...

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she mentions they are t4t (trans for trans) so i think the gf is actually a troon. so i guess im not surprised a troon who has only ever had sex with men has no clue about oral sex on a woman. im betting he is a HSTS. would explain the pooner describing him as a "absolute doll", straight men never get described that way.

That's why most trans men end up in FTM exclusive subreddits/support groups/etc.

I only participate in those that are FTM.

funny how the only female subreddits which arnt overrun with troons are the FtM ones. seems pooners and coomers are the only people allowed to exclude troons from their subreddits.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

No. No, she wasn't swapping clothes with you in the park after escaping a party because she was transmasc, she was trying to get it into your autistic brain that she was sexually interested in you. If someone is saying to you 'let's go somewhere away from all these people and take our fucking clothes off, eh?' it's not because they like your jeans.

Are they all this unaware?

 

[the inconfident]

Some quick grabs of how troons chose their names. Heading into work right now so I only read about half the comments, surely there's more gold there. also y'all should sperg on the gender critical meta thread or at least pay thread tax here goddamn

What made you pick your name? (Bonus: ad for magic spanx)
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Comments are a predictable mix of braindead anime names and skinwalking people who made the mistake of being nice to the tranny in question.

Spoiler: lol

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Interesting how all of them are just basing their names on someone else they've seen before... Like as if they were... Skinwalking?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

>Yuri

Oh, after that Gagarin chick.


I like this one, who picked the most stereotypical troon name because it was “uncommon.” The third paragraph is also hilarious, particularly when you see what he looks like.

 

[Sean Andalou]

she mentions they are t$t (trans for trans) so i think the gf is actually a troon. so i guess im not surprised a troon who has only ever had sex with men has no clue about oral sex on a woman. im betting he is a HSTS. would explain the pooner describing him as a "absolute doll", straight men never get described that way.

Hmm.
So maybe the "girlfriend" is a man who would have a problem going down even on a normal pussy?


On the one hand, still ... the horror, the horror ... and then some!
On the other hand, two trans Ls for the price of one and I don't feel bad for the "girlfriend"

I like this one, who picked the most stereotypical troon name because it was “uncommon.” The third paragraph is also hilarious, particularly when you see what he looks like.

Oh but you don't know how bad the other look.

 

[Stan]

Oh, after that Gagarin chick.

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I like this one, who picked the most stereotypical troon name because it was “uncommon.” The third paragraph is also hilarious, particularly when you see what he looks like.
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What kind of "formal event" involves a giant model of a Wild Thing from the Where the Wild Things Are movie adaptation? That movie is not recent.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Oh, after that Gagarin chick.

'Yuri' is also the manga subgenre focusing on lesbian romance. ('Yaoi' being the manga subgenre for gay romance.)

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Maybe it's at a museum of some sort, and that's one of the displays.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Stunning and brave she/her willingly goes to Financial Audit to play the victim and talk about she/her/hers abusive ex wife that kidnapped she/her/hers kid for no apparent reason whatsover.

It's a bit of an infuriating watch but the host and 98% of the comment section do, in fact, believe their lying eyes

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

A tale of woe and misery from a larmoyant little pooner on r/FTMVenting, adrift in a sea of sadness because basically everyone she's traveling abroad with decided she's fucking obnoxious.

Absolutely the most viscerally unpleasant pooner I've seen. Her existence fills me with complete despair at society and the desire to burn down every institution that helped turn this once-an-abused-little-girl into this modern day ogre.

/u/Non-binary_prince, if you see this, don't actually kill yourself, you could still bounce back if you work at it.

Ughhh this person just makes me so sad because I can see myself in her. No, I was never a pooner or anything and in fact when I was in high school I was basically the only straight girl in my group of friends. (Why? Because my friends at the time all wanted to be "cool" and "different" so they all claimed to be bi. Yes, even back in 2004 this was a thing.)

Spoiler: powerlevel

No, my issue is my spergery and just desperately wanting to be accepted, due to a long history of being bullied and maligned. I guess sometimes I would attempt to look Very Very Smart™ by correcting people or spouting useless facts. Yes, an actual diagnosed sperg here, so my social skills were abysmal. I didn't know why people would not want to be around me or would suddenly shut up and make up excuses around me. Well, I DID know that my social skills sucked, but I didn't know WHAT it is that I did to make them not like me.

But the difference is that I didn't blame it on poonery or some other dumb victim shit. I knew it was because of my social skills. Nor did I go around going, "Wehhh I'm autistic so you have to accept my shit skills!" I didn't go around telling people I was a sperg because that wasn't a commonly-known thing at the time and also I didn't want people to think I was retarded. Joke's on me: I am retarded! Socially, that is.

Anyway, the autism-to-troon pipeline is strong. I don't think I would have fallen into it, seeing as how I didn't fall into the whole bisexual thing when my high school friends did and saw it exactly for what it was. But I can see the abysmal social skills of this girl from a mile away and it breaks my heart. Troonery really provides a convenient blanket so that the person doesn't have to work on themselves.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Ughhh this person just makes me so sad because I can see myself in her. No, I was never a pooner or anything and in fact when I was in high school I was basically the only straight girl in my group of friends. (Why? Because my friends at the time all wanted to be "cool" and "different" so they all claimed to be bi. Yes, even back in 2004 this was a thing.)

It was a thing at the college level in the 1980's.
High school? Shit flows downhill.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Meta removes pride themes in messenger.
I know, I know, who cares?

Let’s check out r/Transgender
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A nerd is doing grappling for one year and this happens lmao

 

[Syikeblade]

Spoiler: Trans women has the hots for his manager

So I am a black trans women 20. I met my crush I’ll just refer to as Zack 6 months ago when I started working at Amazon. Zack is a manager here and when we all had to introduce ourselves I immediately fell in love with him first sight. He is exactly my type. White has no facial hair, baby face cute, tall and skinny… My heart gushes every time I see him and I can’t help but to stare at him.

Zack knows that I’m in love with him because I regrettably made it obvious that I love him by staring and smiling at him I can’t control my feelings and i hate it I never been in love like this I even get upset when Zack talks to other girls. He caught me staring at him talking to this female friend of his and he started smiling and laughing but then the girl he was talking to gave me an angry look. I guess she likes him to >_< Now on his behavior towards me I can’t tell if he hates or likes me. Every time he walks by he will look directly at me and our eyes catch he will have a serious look at on his face. Sort of have like he is angry with me. When where walking the opposite direction in the hall Zack and I will try not to look at each other and turn our head or he will look down to not to see me? When Zack sees me alone with no one around he would give me a surprised face as I’m staring at him. Yesterday I did something so embarrassing that I wanted to cry.

Zack was walking by I always look at him and then he turns to me all serious and waves and smile at other person that works in my station. I thought Zack was doing this at me so got happy and smiled at him and waved he looked at me crazy and laughed a bit before leaving. I never felt embarrassed and hurt before.

I want to say Zack knows I’m trans because I still have my deadname and despite passing and being a bombshell that get checked out by other men in that building my voice does not pass but I’m lowkey a beauty like a 9. Other managers literally love me and stare at me the whole shift because how cute I am and I keep catching men as well just looking at me in the lunchroom. Zack has told his manager peers about me and I caught two of them laughing at me as I leaving from my shift. This really upset me and the funny thing and ironically I caught one of the ones that was laughing at me checking me out many times before this and when we walk pass each other he gets hurt that I pay him no attention whatsoever.

That loser wants me but i only have eyes for one white boy and that’s my Zack. This has definitely made me angry with Zack so i stopped looking at him for a couple of days but he keeps starting at me in a surprise face. I don’t get men they play with girls feeling and get upset when you stop liking them for a while. I am still deeply in love with Zack though I want him only to myself. I haven’t completely transitioned yet so that could be the issue to why he doesn’t initiate.

I boymode at work and growing my hair eyelashes lashes and booty at the gym. But despite boymoding men still clock me as I look just like a cute girl no matter what I do and dress. I want to become so much of a baddie that Zack will look at no other women but me.

This creep is attracted to his manager and seems to lack the social understanding that "Zack" is just being nice to him and doesn't want to lose his job calling this freak out. Even gets jealous of him talking to his female coworkers.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to stalk someone before.

Now this could be an that happened story, but with how narcissistic he is and thinks all the guys are checking him out I think it's funnier if there's some truth in it.

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[Dolly Brooks]

Some quick grabs of how troons chose their names. Heading into work right now so I only read about half the comments, surely there's more gold there. also y'all should sperg on the gender critical meta thread or at least pay thread tax here goddamn

What made you pick your name? (Bonus: ad for magic spanx)
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Link | Archive

Comments are a predictable mix of braindead anime names and skinwalking people who made the mistake of being nice to the tranny in question.

Spoiler: lol

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Mr. “I named myself after my inner child and some random girl I knew 30 years ago” is 49-50(?) years old and realized he was a woman two weeks ago and he now feels too creeped out to go into the men’s bathroom.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It is absolutely  insane how a group of the most pathetic people in society have gained so much power. No wonder it has been impossible for them to keep a lid on their narcissism. It has gone straight to their egos because they must have absolutely nothing else without that label. Honestly, just the most pathetic waste of human. The oppression olympics are going for gold, folx! Some of the best lols really come from when they eat themselves.

They are like the IRL Pathetic Sharks

 

[Poonocchio]

They are like the IRL Pathetic Sharks
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Joyless creatures.
Lol on my phonefag thumbnail I thought the guy at the bottom's toupee said "Nig".