Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

He's also reading 40 free abstracts in physics now:

"Mass, as it were, is a function of the number of molecules in a given object"

It seems like the brain damage is pretty extensive

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I think its worth noting that ETHAN RALPH, of all people, has decided to go to rehab and make a video taking ownership of his mistakes and admitting that all the terrible shit that's happened to him is his fault and no one else's. Ethan. Ralph. Woke up one day and copped to being a lying, drug addict, life ruining POS before Nick Rekieta. I don't think anyone would have that on their bingo card. Nick is now in more denial Ralph. Wow.

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lol, lmao even.
Piggertits isn't just going to fall off the wagon, he's going to break it trying to get on.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I wish there was a weekly Rekeita roundup, he does lulzy things but this thread is Omnibussin' and moves fast. I guess Highlights works as well... or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

Watch the clips of the rekieta segments. Don't subject yourself to the entire show. Unless you like political spergery and blackpilling.

Kino Casino clips could work as well but they tend to overstate things.

 

[where's baldo]

I'm not even removing the possibility he's gonna go full lgbt+ retard mode/bisexual activist for 2025, we are already starting with an insane year.

gonna be entertaining for sure

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This idiot is huffing gas now? Holy fucking shit, I mean beside the obvious brain damage, that stuff also fucks up your bones and makes them super brittle. But look at the bright side, by this time next year, he'll be in a wheelchair just like his hero Daddy Jim.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This idiot is huffing gas now? Holy fucking shit, I mean beside the obvious brain damage, that stuff also fucks up your bones and makes them super brittle. But look at the bright side, by this time next year, he'll be in a wheelchair just like his hero Daddy Jim.

So stepping into the ring to get your brittle bones broken by the 2-2 record man-boob weight superstar Aaron Amhole sounds like a great idea.

Getting a compound skull fracture from a hit to the head with a boxing glove would be a Nick thing to do.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's B1 deficiency.

It's B12 for Nitrous, good chunk of studies about patients who abused it will show subacute combined degeneration of the spinal cord on T2W MRIs, that kind of disorder is not tied to thiamine deficiency.

For Nick in particular? who knows, his diet is so shit he might be lacking in B1, B6 and B12, would explain why he turned into a super retard as quick as he did.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

what's happening is Nick is going for the Triple Crown - undisputed retard faggot of the year 3 years running.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The more rekeita debases himself and makes himself pathetic the stronger a little theory gets in the back of my head.

I'm starting to feel like Rekeita is being embarrassing and gross on purpose so that null thinks he has a humiliation fetish and stops talking about him.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm gonna go full crazy retard and captain the "Is April Dead?" ship until someone proves she's alive

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I always thought whippets were only done by teenagers who can't find actual drugs. How fucking desperate do you have to be to take that up as a 40 year old man. Holy fuck Nick.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I always thought whippets were only done by teenagers who can't find actual drugs. How fucking desperate do you have to be to take that up as a 40 year old man. Holy fuck Nick.

What's next? Is he gonna start doing duster too?

 

[AnOminous]

It's B12 for Nitrous, good chunk of studies about patients who abused it will show subacute combined degeneration of the spinal cord on T2W MRIs, that kind of disorder is not tied to thiamine deficiency.

Correction taken. It's also mentioned in the chubbyemu video.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I'm not even removing the possibility he's gonna go full lgbt+ retard mode/bisexual activist for 2025, we are already starting with an insane year.

He won't. It wouldn't be 'cool' by the way Nick looks at things. Gay and fat are the two words he thinks are the epic win buttons. If he became accepting of them he wouldn't have his magic weapons.

I always thought whippets were only done by teenagers who can't find actual drugs. How fucking desperate do you have to be to take that up as a 40 year old man. Holy fuck Nick.

Drug of choice for teens and homeless bums, the common denominator being not having money, which Nick also shares now.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Getting high off of brain damage is based and cool! You incel prudes don't know what real fun looks like!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I always thought whippets were only done by teenagers who can't find actual drugs. How fucking desperate do you have to be to take that up as a 40 year old man. Holy fuck Nick.

“That’s the genius of it! They don’t show up in all the drug tests I’m on. You Scandinavian prudes will never understand”

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm gonna go full crazy retard and captain the "Is April Dead?" ship until someone proves she's alive

CHRIS BENOIT/STAR 80 IS HAPPENING !!!!!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I don't remember seeing anyone posting this here, sorry if I'm late.

But I discovered through a Twitter post that Rekieta was active in @elb comment section. One of these videos is quite an old one (a video from 2 years ago about his "I will be us" tattoo).


From: https://youtu.be/wfmMEB2BJyA

From: https://youtu.be/2svZ7GupPgo

 

[ChromaQuack]

I don't remember seeing anyone posting this here, sorry if I'm late.

But I discovered through a Twitter post that Rekieta was active in @elb comment section. One of these videos is quite an old one (a video from 2 years ago about his "I will be us" tattoo).

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From: https://youtu.be/wfmMEB2BJyA
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From: https://youtu.be/2svZ7GupPgo

You don't get it, do you? constantly replying to random retards is exactly what a busy, high net worth, sober and secure individual does with his time.

Maybe if you understood social cues and haute société standards you would know this, but you don't. This is why you will enjoy inceldom, scandinavian prude.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Null gave some good advice during today’s MATI to the ragepig about running, not walking, to getting life insurance, since he will definitely be dead within five years, and Null made the prediction of dead within the calendar year.

Crackets should absolutely follow this but even faster.

If only Our Wife still had any brain cells to rub together she could try to insist on it but she’s instead trapped in a living hell of her own making.

Too bad she tried to out-april april and is nearly as regarded as april as a result.