Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[God's strongest milkman]

It's commercial nitrous oxide for restaurants. The companies definitely know their real market however. No one that isn't poor and slummy does this, unless they want to be poor and slummy to fit in with blacks.

This guy did a video about it but I haven't watched more than a bit of it.

 

[AnOminous]

Emphasis mine:

922(g)(3) doesn't really relate to the presence of such activity with children in the same house, which is an additional element of the Minnesota offense.

As for SCOTUS, the absolute least they could do is decline cert. and let the invalidation of 922(g)(3) remain intact in the Fifth Circuit. However, the very fact they sent this (and other cases) back for the lower court to reconsider in light of their Rahimi decision, and the fact all the remands have come back this way, really indicates they deliberately set this up so they can grant cert. on at least one of them, and if they do, 922(g)(3) is toast.

I generally avoid predictions, but in this case, I will flat out say that 922(g)(3) is going away at least in its current form.

I'm skeptical that this will help Nick.

 

[TheTractor]

I'm not even removing the possibility he's gonna go full lgbt+ retard mode/bisexual activist for 2025, we are already starting with an insane year.

 

[AnOminous]

But have you eaten at dennys with la policia

If you've ever lived in an area with a certain predominant demographic group, and kept night hours, you know the diner to eat at at 3 a.m. is the one the cops go to. Nobody fucks with that place.

I'm old and white. Is Galaxy gas just poppers?

No, it's whipits. Poppers are amyl nitrite, and being an intense homosexual, Nick may actually be doing poppers instead. They're often sold at gay bars and sex stores because they relax the anus allowing for easier penetration.

Just nitrous. I remember when we'd buy tanks for the car.

As bad an idea as inhalants in general are, nitrous for cars is not of the purity of either medicinal grade (like dentists have) or culinary grade (actually for whipped cream). So it could have all kinds of nasty shit in it, maybe even stuff that would react to the water in your lungs by turning into nitric acid.

Enjoy B12 deficiency and further brain damage, junkie child. He's simultaneously pickling and frying his brain .

It's B1 deficiency. Chronic B1 deficiency ultimately results in demyelinating your nerve sheaths. Fun fact: B1 deficiency is also caused by alcohol, and causes Wernicke-Korsakoff encephalopathy. So he could end up a crippled retard who can't even remember what happened a minute ago. I'd say the "Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed" looping was actually a precursor of that. Nick is dancing with serious neurological and brain damage.

Chubbyemu did a video on what happened to a chronic nitrous abuser.

But what does some weird YouTuber know about neurology and drugs? I mean who is this guy? Let's dox him. Oh, some Asian guy named Bernard Hsu. What would he know? Oh. . .DR. Bernard Hsu. Yeah lots of people call themselves doctors. Oh, wait, he has an M.D. And is a clinical pharmacologist and toxicologist? Yeah but anyone can do that. Is he an authority of any kind? Oh he's a clinical adjunct professor at the University of Illinois.

Shit tier resume. We can safely ignore him. I'm sure Nick has read more clinical abstracts than he has.

It's commercial nitrous oxide for restaurants.

Restaurants have legitimate suppliers and they aren't the Galaxy Gas scumbags. This is just the legal loophole excuse to get away with marketing it to druggies. Like they sell some inhalants as "record cleaner" or sell vile concoctions of random toxic shit as "bath salts."

 

[Law]

I'm not even removing the possibility he's gonna go full lgbt+ retard mode/bisexual activist for 2025, we are already starting with an insane year.

If you told him estrogen could get him high he'd be running to otonokono pharmaceuticals so fast.
I can't believe he's now the whippets huffing lawyer.

 

[Sugriva]

Much like the modern day negroid teenager, Nick has decided to destroy what's left of his brain by huffing gas. I give him a year before he's as retarded as KingCobra.

 

[maguyver16]

Nick was a man who streamed the cases
A lawyer that can riff people and places
But black cock and white snow gave him a new sense of living
His cumsock, other hoe, and gay nigga too forgiving
So while others gain riches in making the joke of a
Fake lawyer, his bitches, his religious apocrypha
Ye olde Nick grasps in vain some shred of his youth
Yet he knows his lawsplain can not cope with the truth.

 

[Stan]

I wish there was a weekly Rekeita roundup, he does lulzy things but this thread is Omnibussin' and moves fast. I guess Highlights works as well... or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

 

[daffodils]

Nick is now in chat of Melton's second show about Aaron, stating the obvious

 

[sneedem&feedem]

or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

I shiggy diggy doo

 

[Vibralldo]

I wish there was a weekly Rekeita roundup, he does lulzy things but this thread is Omnibussin' and moves fast. I guess Highlights works as well... or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

Josh's show mad at the internet usually does a good job and Elissa Clips uploads the Rekieta segment

 

[412-L]

He said one flower tattoo is his birth state, and the other is Kayla's birth state.

lol was as he born in Gaylord, Michigan?

This reminds me…

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Even though the word that got added to his snake is obviously TREAD as in “DON’T TREAD ON ME” my brain automatically registered it as BREAD as in “WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA.”

Since he’s a massive CUCK who is going to plead guilty, he should be legally required to replace “DON’T” with “PLEASE,” so that his tattoo reads “PLEASE TREAD ON ME.”

There were however a few isolated nuggets of new lore plus some occasional corroboration of past speculation, highlighted below very roughly in order from most amusing to least:

I don’t know how you managed to sit through all of that, I couldn’t even finish a single clip.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I'm skeptical that this will help Nick.

Oh come on. Nick just needs to withdraw his plea and champion the rights of everyday Americans. He needs to immediately phone Barnes who will convince him that he needs to fight this injustice for all of us. The Prosecutor isn't used to prosecuting people in his socioeconomic class. He's already won!

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick on the phone with Melton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRMJ4YY7OsE

Clipped since the nonce didn't allow rewind:

Nick is now in chat of Melton's second show about Aaron, stating the obvious

He's also reading 40 free abstracts in physics now:

Plus some projection about how Aaron's tattoo choices seem gay:

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

There once was an online lawyer with a bit of charm,
Whose antics caused widespread alarm.
From courtrooms to streams,
He chased fleeting dreams,
Ignoring the signs of harm.


His children sat waiting each night,
For a dad who had taken flight.
The bottles, the thrills,
And the life he’d fulfill,
Left his family out of his sight.


But scandals began to unfold,
As tales of his choices grew bold.
The laws he once praised,
He shattered and razed,
Any remaining integrity tarnished and sold.

As court dates and hearings drew near,
It became abundantly clear—
No love for his wife, no vows to defend,
Just bridges burned, with no will to honestly mend.

The life he had built, now cast aside,
Replaced by indulgence, ego, and pride.
Hedonism ruled where duty once lay,
A father and husband who’d lost his way.

His new battlegrounds were the online sphere,
Where concern was a foe he refused to hear.
Through endless debates in the dead of the night,
He claimed to love his family with all his might.

But it grew clear who his mistress had been—
Not the bottle, nor April, nor any sin.
It was the fight, the thrill of the fray,
To argue his innocence come what may.

Damn the cost, damn the pain,
He had one goal he couldn’t restrain:
To win every online battle, no matter the toll,
While his life unraveled, out of control.

Rehab couldn’t steer him straight,
His downfall now seemed sealed as fate.
With guilty pleas prepared for court,
He clung to his ignorance as online retort.

Innocent in his mind, he wanted all to know,
The plea deal, he claimed, was merely for show.
One day, he’d sit before his camera’s gleam,
To reveal "the truth" in his endless stream.

But truth was a mask he often denied,
Just another lie from a mouth untied.
Excuses and tales, spun thick as a weave,
Yet none but the gullible chose to believe.

And one last mystery clouds this tale,
A songbird, once brazen and pale,
Her voice now gone, her presence erased,
What shadowed truth has taken her place?

So loud, so vain, yet now so still,
What happened to April? What broke her will?
Silenced at last, her story untold—
A question unanswered, a chill that takes hold.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Nick is now in chat of Melton's second show about Aaron, stating the obvious
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Bordering on embarrassment fetish

 

[ChromaQuack]

"You don't understand because you've never been a high net worth person like me"


Now he's doing the Andrew Tate "bunch of brokies" schtick.

Outside of assets owned by his mother and father (read: not his, possibly not ever considering his fuck ups) what exactly would make him high net worth? he barely breaks a million. That's not much, particularly in 2025; and if we start discounting the debts he is certain to have then his net worth would not even break the cool million figure.

He's once again using his technicality rekietality to talk shit like he's a fucking hedge fund manager. The reality is that he is only a 'high net worth' individual as per the informal definition (over $1M in assets), assets that are 80% a gift from mommy. Assets that, when taken against his potential debts and future comeuppance (monty, lawyer bills, more drugs) will not reach, or possibly already do not reach the $1M line.

Needless to say a real 'high net worth' individual would not ever need to leverage debt from his own house to invest as there would be quite a few assets to use for that end, however this is what you get when you have an idiot who barely scratches the technical definition of the term, an idiot that won't remain there for long either.

This makes me consider that the people thinking he got cold called by someone who sold him a used lemon bridge of an investment plan might be onto something. After all mister self-made high net worth is a finance expert.

In conclusion: You will never be a real high net worth invididual. You have no bonds, you have no stocks, you have no savings. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and cuckery into a crude mockery of an (((investor)))’s perfection.

Edited to improve readability.

 

[Schpoots]

I can't believe this idiot has lost a house, reputation, career, ungodly amounts of money, potentially a marriage and almost his kids and is STILL doing drugs. Holy actual fuck.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nick may actually be doing poppers instead. They're often sold at gay bars and sex stores because they relax the anus allowing for easier penetration.

That's kind of like Shaq wearing platform shoes.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I wish there was a weekly Rekeita roundup, he does lulzy things but this thread is Omnibussin' and moves fast. I guess Highlights works as well... or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

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