Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 185 41.6%

  • Total voters
    445
CHRIS BENOIT/STAR 80 IS HAPPENING !!!!!
Except instead of a roided up pro wrestler with the damaged brain of an 80 year old Alzheimer's patient, you have a shriveled up husk who gets his pelvis broken the moment April Imholte kicks him in the balls in self defense.

Personally, when it comes to Rekeita getting hurt or dying, I'm taking the dark horse bet and saying he's going to die the same way former Chicago Bears defensive tackle Bryan Robinson did. Face down next to a bottle of Jungle Juice and some lube.
 
The more rekeita debases himself and makes himself pathetic the stronger a little theory gets in the back of my head.

I'm starting to feel like Rekeita is being embarrassing and gross on purpose so that null thinks he has a humiliation fetish and stops talking about him.
The ol Bryan Dunn maneuver, now I'm just picturing him asking for Null's outline on stream.
 
I don't remember seeing anyone posting this here, sorry if I'm late.

But I discovered through a Twitter post that Rekieta was active in @elb comment section. One of these videos is quite an old one (a video from 2 years ago about his "I will be us" tattoo).

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"my partner" "one person"
He's got an funny and weird way of referring to his wife. unless...
 
Null gave some good advice during today’s MATI to the ragepig about running, not walking, to getting life insurance, since he will definitely be dead within five years, and Null made the prediction of dead within the calendar year.
I am a betting man and at this point I would bet good money on Nick dying from brain damage or an overdose before Metokur dies from cancer-aids. I give him a year or two at most if he keeps being a drug addicted fuck up.
 
You don't get it, do you? constantly replying to random retards is exactly what a busy, high net worth, sober and secure individual does with his time.

Maybe if you understood social cues and haute société standards you would know this, but you don't. This is why you will enjoy inceldom, scandinavian prude.
Isnt that what elon is doing though? :story:
 
Isnt that what elon is doing though? :story:
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." While this is a possibly apocryphal quote from W.C. Fields, it does describe Nicole. Everything he has done is what you'd expect if you kidnapped a random hood nigga off the streets and gave him a bunch of money.
 
lol, lmao even.
Piggertits isn't just going to fall off the wagon, he's going to break it trying to get on.
Oh absolutely. Without a doubt. The fact that at this far down into his hole of a life after all the doubling down Ralph can even still be capable of the smallest of fleeting moments of self-awareness and shame makes it all the more painful to watch ol'Skelly with a much higher bare minimum of potential in his life just piss it away.
 
922(g)(3) doesn't really relate to the presence of such activity with children in the same house, which is an additional element of the Minnesota offense.

As for SCOTUS, the absolute least they could do is decline cert. and let the invalidation of 922(g)(3) remain intact in the Fifth Circuit. However, the very fact they sent this (and other cases) back for the lower court to reconsider in light of their Rahimi decision, and the fact all the remands have come back this way, really indicates they deliberately set this up so they can grant cert. on at least one of them, and if they do, 922(g)(3) is toast.

I generally avoid predictions, but in this case, I will flat out say that 922(g)(3) is going away at least in its current form.

I'm skeptical that this will help Nick.
If he was to scream and kvetch at 922(g)(3) being overturned, then we get to see the funny defense of "Trust me I'm not addicted bro, I'm only an occasional crack user". Which I think will get DENIED because he had kids in his house (Cocaine is also schedule II, not schedule I so there's a slight merit to that argument) that would be the funniest outcome.

The Daniel's ruling specifies an example that would pass strict scrutiny if the states prove he is "addicted" in the current tense (at the arrest) to a substance in order to convict and/or intoxicated at the current time, not just "mere possession" or "occasional" use.
 
The Daniel's ruling specifies an example that would pass strict scrutiny if the states prove he is "addicted" in the current tense (at the arrest) to a substance in order to convict and/or intoxicated at the current time, not just "mere possession" or "occasional" use.
This is the great reason for Daniels. Just merely screaming "he got weed he got weed" doesn't let the feds just randomly revoke someone's fundamental Second Amendment rights.

Stolen from Chris Rock.
Also this video offers a lot of advice that Nick would have been wise to take.
 
Isnt that what elon is doing though? :story:
While Elon does actually cover the high net worth bit, his is so high it turns into a point for autism as he is thoroughly disconnected from what a normal person is like because of his wealth, it also makes the insecurity more potent when some plebian with a net worth under $1Bn makes fun of him for being shit at Path of Exile 2. Particularly because anyone who has played that game for more than a week can tell you hardcore players are the vegans of path of exile and the real good players are the build theorycrafting autists, like the guy who made a character that kills the entire screen (and your GPU) by walking.

It's the Lorenz $20 avocado toast taken to the ultimate extreme. It's also a bit like how Nicky's mask dropped when the big youtube bucks were rolling in, once your basic needs are waaaaay past covered your true nature tends to come out.
 
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Yeah but doing it beforehand is what's more likely to have it actually cause the deal to be withdrawn. Retroactively taking it away is really rare. The most that generally happens is if they included the usual language about the plea resolving all already known about crimes, then they find you committed a prior, they'll prosecute you for that.

Judges have about zero tolerance for that. Remember Baked. There wasn't a lot of back and forth. He just whined a couple times before the judge said fuck this, okay, we're going to trial and ended the hearing.

I did the live recording of that and it's this post.
 
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