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He understood how to avoid working for the last 40 years of his life, so there's that.
Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
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I would argue polishing rocks to try and sell is "work" but its something he'd do twice a year.
Whenever I sell another dice I will refer to them as my woo woo dice and my joke d12 sex position dice as woohoo dice.
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Tom is the perfect example for eliminating welfare benefits
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It's all happening. YouTube will be relieved to know that Tom is no longer pursuing legal action against them.
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The big Tucson gem show is coming up. That's Tommy's bread n' butter. There should be some fun new shenanigans soon.
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Impotent as always, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg. I'm glad to see you haven't changed a bit.
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Another year, another gemshow that Tom will end up missing out on, and he'll definitely have an excuse handy for when it happens. Hell, Tom comes up with so many retarded excuses for why he misses deadlines or doesn't follow through on his empty threats that someone on AMB actually made a "Wheel of Excuses" game filled with just about every dumbass excuse this loser has made over the years.
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Well, since it’s been demonstrated to him that none of those complaints have any validity, that should be over pretty quickly. I hope he gets the chair.
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He's selling from his house this year (lol) and hoping to earn commission directing people on the street to Mario's booth. I don't think he'll make enough to buy bread and butter.
His "dynamic and submissive" partner didn't turn out to be the "Robin to my Batman", so once again he will blame "broken promises" for the failure of his plans.
Tom's lawyer LARPing continues.
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In b4 Tom claims his backyard serf stole magic rocks from him
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And that he wasted his EBT feeding the tent goblin.
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Why does he even try? He fucks every single thing in his life up, over and over again, often in the same way. And then we have yet another thing to make fun of him for. Why doesn’t he just sit down, shut up and wait for the merciful hand of death?
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You can't make this shit up.
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He still doesn't know who he is trying to sue or why 
but his ask has dropped from $20m to $50k. The genius of Tooter negotiation. In another week he will be willing to settle his imaginary lawsuit for a case of warm beer.
but his ask has dropped from $20m to $50k. The genius of Tooter negotiation. In another week he will be willing to settle his imaginary lawsuit for a case of warm beer.
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Yet somehow he claims saying he's a bad businessman is defamation.
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“Thank you, Mr Wasserberg, that is a very reasonable settlement. How do you want to pay?”
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To the surprise of no-one, Tom will not be wandering around with coffee and bake goods but will be wandering around with a backpack containing rock samples. He claims there will be food on offer at casa Tommy.
Oh, and he's now claiming he took a vow of celibacy not long after the Sabrina incident, so I guess we were all just imagining his various love quests and pity head jobs.
Oh, and he's now claiming he took a vow of celibacy not long after the Sabrina incident, so I guess we were all just imagining his various love quests and pity head jobs.
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I guess he forgot that time he tried to be a prostitute and blew another hobo, who ran off without paying.
Which is also a perfect demonstration of just how bad Fat Tom is at business.