DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

As if there was any doubt. Iron Cuck had better keep throwing money down the toilet for that coveted mod status.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

"Now gays... So uuuh... Detractors are still angry about me spending thousands on a shitty mobile game...! Heard that, mouthdroolers? S.H.I.T.T.Y. mobile game! Yes! I know that the game is trash and a money pit for delusional retards with malfunctioning dope receptors but I KNOW that its that kind of game but I still do it even tho I K N O W that is ruining my life so its okay because I admitted to it so Im cleared of everything! Man, James' Leave ending is just like me fr fr fr. Whats up, Gameboy!"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Has DSP ever played a Dynasty Warriors game? The new one that came out just now is pretty good and it would be amusing watching him get his shit pushed in while not being able to parse any of the names.

 

[johnkimble123]

Really wish I had clipped it because I'm still thinking about it: Phil made me laugh so hard earlier this week when he, in a notably feeble and desperate tone, said ~"alright guys, lets get some support going and hit the goals because I really want to try this new sandwich." Definitely let the mask slip a little there. It's not a reward, he just wants to eat shitty fast food and even he knows that it's absolutely a grift on his extremely intelligent and loyal fanbase.

and for some real premium kahntent I'd like to point out that every time he takes a bit of slop his eyebrows furrow like a dog worried someone is going to take his food

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His wife’s cooking must be dreadful given how much he begs to not eat it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Stalker 2 really brings out that Phil wants his games as baby made as humanly possible. Glowing weaknesses, map waypoints, fast travel, brain dead, weak enemies.

Doob, I want to run out to an open area and not immediately die surrounded

Don't forget the yellow paint!

Has DSP ever played a Dynasty Warriors game? The new one that came out just now is pretty good and it would be amusing watching him get his shit pushed in while not being able to parse any of the names.

He played DW8 with REEanna a loooong time ago. He sucked at it, yes he somehow SUCKED AT A MUSOU GAME!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He also played one of the One Piece DW reskin. There's a huge TIHYDP

 

[Iron Father]

 

[Oh Naggers]

begging in the schedule, very nice

 

[PieceofShet]

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When was the last time he said someone bought someone from his store?

 

[Benchod]

Is it just me or do his dents seem to not like anything he does? They only seem to donate to own the trolls.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think personally that Phil's whales are now ironic retards and shedding 1000s to just "own" the trolls. If you look at how BSV, OIC, and ISK act it's all the same they do it just to boost Phil. The exception to all of this is 1MM or Planetnotdeadwife aka GameTrekker because he liked the games and I think it clicked that Phil hates games.

I have dropped restreamers for the last week because Phil's content does not exist. Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I think personally that Phil's whales are now ironic retards and shedding 1000s to just "own" the trolls. If you look at how BSV, OIC, and ISK act it's all the same they do it just to boost Phil. The exception to all of this is 1MM or Planetnotdeadwife aka GameTrekker because he liked the games and I think it clicked that Phil hates games.

I have dropped restreamers for the last week because Phil's content does not exist. Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

I think they just have a gay findom humiliation fetish.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I think personally that Phil's whales are now ironic retards and shedding 1000s to just "own" the trolls. If you look at how BSV, OIC, and ISK act it's all the same they do it just to boost Phil. The exception to all of this is 1MM or Planetnotdeadwife aka GameTrekker because he liked the games and I think it clicked that Phil hates games.

I have dropped restreamers for the last week because Phil's content does not exist. Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

His entire internet presence that last couple years can be summed up by "neener neener, nanna nanna boo boo, I'm still here." For some reason he does not realize that we can just click "x" on the restream browser and he disappears. He is not relevant or impactful outside of his tiny meager little bubble.

 

[Oh Naggers]

When was the last time he said someone bought someone from his store?

Within a month of the store opening, dents stopped buying AFAIK.

I think personally that Phil's whales are now ironic retards and shedding 1000s to just "own" the trolls. If you look at how BSV, OIC, and ISK act it's all the same they do it just to boost Phil. The exception to all of this is 1MM or Planetnotdeadwife aka GameTrekker because he liked the games and I think it clicked that Phil hates games.

I have dropped restreamers for the last week because Phil's content does not exist. Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

GameTrekker isn’t PlanetJeff/1MM, and Jeff’s wife really is dead; Nigel of Ukip’s phonebook of Jeff was a fail.

 

[myone]

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs never seizes to amaze me with their autistic, hyperfocused attention to DSPs retarded antics. Love it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs never seizes to amaze me with their autistic, hyperfocused attention to DSPs retarded antics. Love it.

So to summarise:

10 - I didn't get enough money
9 - game was broken at launch (which fair enough, it was)
8 - game was terrible online (which also to be fair, it looks like it was)
7 - I didn't get enough money
6 - I didn't get enough money and you weren't nice to my mu-wife
5 - I didn't get enough money
4 - I didn't get enough money and it broke the streak
3 - I didn't get enough money
2 - I didn't get enough money
1 - I didn't get enough money

 

[Balr0g]

Don't forget the yellow paint!


He played DW8 with REEanna a loooong time ago. He sucked at it, yes he somehow SUCKED AT A MUSOU GAME!

Which also gave us this

 

[Swallow Moon]

Late sticker me, but did DSP develop a lisp or did he fuck up his mic settings?
I could swear he's saying th instead of s more frequently. Is it the gin?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

if anything he should have been shilling the patreon shit more. it's higher pay for less work. he could play less or possibly even fully quit video games if he could get enough dents invested. his ability to continually pick the worst possible choice in any given situation will never fail to astound me.

So become Spoony?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Late sticker me, but did DSP develop a lisp or did he fuck up his mic settings?
I could swear he's saying th instead of s more frequently. Is it the gin?

I think it's some kind of noise-canceling setting he mentioned using(don't remember when he first mentioned using it), I've noticed it months ago when he would, for example, say "so", it occasionally came out as "tho".