DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

He really just wants to be handed victories because he put in enough time face tanking combat and pressing walk forward

Of course. He's the first generation participation trophy crowd. The only thing he's ever gotten first in.

It's not a reward

The dents must be under the impression he doesn't eat at all if he doesn't do it on stream so they need to feed him.

Reminds me of a funny tweet I saw.
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It's crazy that we now get streams of looking at online menus. Truly bizarro world.

Maybe he;'s trying to prove react content is not the lowest form of content.

When was the last time he said someone bought someone from his store?

lol. That's been memoryholed already since it's the bust everyone said it would be.

but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

Oh he absolutely realizes it. That's why he needs a thousand other retarded excuses except him for his phailures.

I think it's some kind of noise-canceling setting he mentioned using(don't remember when he first mentioned using it), I've noticed it months ago when he would, for example, say "so" it came out as "tho"

It's clearly not cancelling the proper, and most important, 'noise'.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Has DSP ever played a Dynasty Warriors game? The new one that came out just now is pretty good and it would be amusing watching him get his shit pushed in while not being able to parse any of the names.

He played one years ago with Leanna, it had one of my favorite "jokes" he ever tried where he just keeps yelling "WE ARE ASIAN AHHH!" during the end credits.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

When was the last time he said someone bought someone from his store?

a month or so ago, he said not a lot of people are buying it now. the company he that sells his shit offered him a check for that month or wait, and since it was a small amount, he wanted to wait. so, I guess, not that much people want to wear a shirt of a middle aged failure of a man.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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It's easy to forget how abnormal this content is after awhile, but this is literally just a fat guy stuffing his face with a sub and describing each bite. Absolute trash.

I honestly never know what's worse. DSP eating like a fucking alien in front of a camera and calling it khantent, or the fact that he puts this shit behind a pay wall as a "reward" for giving him money...

 

[Digger10]

Imagine saying there's not a lot to talk about

Really, there's not a fucking war going on in the Middle East? Talk about that!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Late sticker me, but did DSP develop a lisp or did he fuck up his mic settings?
I could swear he's saying th instead of s more frequently. Is it the gin?

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[Lord_Point]

I honestly never know what's worse. DSP eating like a fucking alien in front of a camera and calling it khantent, or the fact that he puts this shit behind a pay wall as a "reward" for giving him money...

let me throw into the running: Deep though lip smacking while he tries to describe the nuanced flavors of well done fast food beef.

"mmm im tasting uhh, ketchup? Mmm yeah let me try another bite, *smack smack smack* oh yeah defiantly getting a beefy flavor and a salty flavor and a ketchup flavor."

Good job Poorden Ramsay, cheap fastfood tastes exactly like everyone knows how it tastes.

Late sticker me, but did DSP develop a lisp or did he fuck up his mic settings?
I could swear he's saying th instead of s more frequently. Is it the gin?

False, DSP actually has a deep booming voice, its just none of the microphones have ever picked it up before now! ...and still havent, because fucking idiots at the microphone company are book wise but not street dumb, so they programed their mics to turn deep booming bass undertones into a faggy lisp.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

False, DSP actually has a deep booming voice, its just none of the microphones have ever picked it up before now! ...and still havent, because fucking idiots at the microphone company are book wise but not street dumb, so they programed their mics to turn deep booming bass undertones into a faggy lisp.

Don’t forget the webcam company also gave him the model that adds bitch tits. Really unfortunate

 

[Lord_Point]

Don’t forget the webcam company also gave him the model that adds bitch tits. Really unfortunate

When street dumb morons at webcam co and malicious detractors at sweaters inc team up to turn your 25 pushup strong pecs into floppy sweater puppies.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I honestly never know what's worse. DSP eating like a fucking alien in front of a camera and calling it khantent, or the fact that he puts this shit behind a pay wall as a "reward" for giving him money...

He genuinely thinks it's content worth paying for. He's got brain damage.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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I got you brother

 

[dent_whisperer]

He genuinely thinks it's content worth paying for. He's got brain damage.

He found an audience willing to pay for it so he's not wrong

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Don’t forget the webcam company also gave him the model that adds bitch tits. Really unfortunate

It would all be negated if Phil did pushups on said camera.

He found an audience willing to pay for it so he's not wrong

People willingly pay for Funko pops, too.

 

[dent_whisperer]

People willingly pay for Funko pops, too.

Its not the companies fault that people are dumb enough to buy those.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil can claim his takeaway as a buisness expense if he eats it on stream during tax season.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil still tryin to apply the whole "No one cares about WWE Champions anymore it's a meme!" still while the Puphpuhph(i call him that) is still pressing him about the game and calling him a fat scammer to his face. The same people who made him think people liked him now and has a resurgence, is still razzing him about the "meme".

I think personally that Phil's whales are now ironic retards and shedding 1000s to just "own" the trolls. If you look at how BSV, OIC, and ISK act it's all the same they do it just to boost Phil. The exception to all of this is 1MM or Planetnotdeadwife aka GameTrekker because he liked the games and I think it clicked that Phil hates games.

I have dropped restreamers for the last week because Phil's content does not exist. Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

It has got really bad that you have to really pick and choose even more now. More than half his stream time is wasted on floundering and just existing just for money to come in. Stalker 2 is about the only thing that gives you the DSP feel that is actually a gameplay stream.

Prestreams are gettin longer, and gameplay is getting even shorter. He's stopped trying to pretend about his content being "meaningful" nowadays if you haven't noticed. The only energy going to his coping is about how he's totally not whaled by 2-3 people.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil still tryin to apply the whole "No one cares about WWE Champions anymore it's a meme!" still while the Puphpuhph(i call him that) is still pressing him about the game and calling him a fat scammer to his face. The same people who made him think people liked him now and has a resurgence, is still razzing him about the "meme".

Speaking of this, why is DSP still lying about him not being DFTR? He's super anxious when PPP brings it up, and PPP said something about the statute of limitations expiring soon. Asking for money for a specific purpose and using it for something else is fraud I suppose, I can't see law enforcement giving a shit. Maybe he's just being extra paranoid and only lying for legal reasons though?

 

[Digger10]

Wasn't there a time when Phil actually did complete the majority of the games that he played, no matter how much he struggled with them?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Speaking of this, why is DSP still lying about him not being DFTR? He's super anxious when PPP brings it up, and PPP said something about the statute of limitations expiring soon. Asking for money for a specific purpose and using it for something else is fraud I suppose, I can't see law enforcement giving a shit. Maybe he's just being extra paranoid and only lying for legal reasons though?

Because the amount of money blown on the game directly contradicts his bankruptcy filings, aka Phil committed perjury. Admitting to it all means the IRS is looking for bacon.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil can claim his takeaway as a buisness expense if he eats it on stream during tax season evasion.

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