Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Will this fucker just please off himself yet?

Not yet. My amusement must be more severe.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick has actually convinced me that he ate aarons cum and not the other way around. Aaron won't comment either way because its fucking gay regardless, I wouldn't say its another win for the toe but its something I guess

Do you think he ate it sassily like it was a dorito?

 

[Gulls on Film]

Nick probably thinks doing whippets is a 12D chess move to outsmart the government telling him to stop drinking and doing coke.

"Hah, detect this, nerds," Nick chuckles as he depraves his brain of oxygen while his children knock on his bedroom door begging for quesadillas.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Now that there's a rewindable VOD the joke can be taken in its full context, which will surely make sense of his brilliant LA comedy stylings. Can any Denny's joke connoisseurs ITT please crack the code? I give up:

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"Mass, as it were, is a function of the number of molecules in a given object"
This guy thought about being a chemical engineer

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Captain Lou was right

 

[Vibralldo]

The first time this video was uploaded, I was struck by how plausible the expressions of Dax and Nick where. Even if you'd filmed them live, they would have been hard pressed to get better congruence between the faces that they pull and the stuff that they're saying.

Rewatching it a year or so later and it's just as good as it was when I originally saw it. I realize that it's probably more due to chance than it is to planning, but even so, those awkward pauses and the anxious looks on their faces are a real thing to behold.

Was this before or after the hot tub stream? It has to be before because if it wasn't it'd have Aaron and Nick

 

[Sam Losco]

This fuckin guy

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[Vibralldo]

Now that there's a rewindable VOD the joke can be taken in its full context, which will surely make sense of his brilliant LA comedy stylings. Can any Denny's joke connoisseurs ITT please crack the code? I give up:

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Another galaxygas-brained knee-slapper for Denny's joke connoisseurs to decipher:

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Aaron's new girlfriend SP (a/k/a slampiece) texting Nick was some sort of own:

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Hackamania is officially a go, even though no probation officer is yet appointed to ask about it, plus Nick again states the obvious:

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For a fun prelude to Hackamania, MAPton, the muppet, and Balldo are already planning a meetup to heckle Aaron's February 22nd boxing event in person, in Minnesota with no need for probation approval:

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The troon arc's LOTY threepeat is off to a good start:

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All non-AI-voiced Balldo chats from today's otherwise boring TLP roundup:

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All this talk about mass and acting like he's a chemist really corroborates Aaron's claim that Nick thinks he's an expert on cocaine that understands its secret medicinal properties because he watched a few YouTube videos

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Nick thinks he's an expert on cocaine fucking everything, that understands its secret medicinal properties because he watched a few YouTube videos. (Or read some Quora posts.)

...Fixed that for you.

 

[Trans Randy]

I wouldn't say its another win for the toe but its something I guess

The very definition of Aaron Imholte in all of this is that he is also an annoying fag.
But he is only known for being involved with Nick Rekieta, who is a significantly worse annoying fag.
And the only person who could change this dynamic is Nick Rekieta, who unfortunately keeps instead going "actually Aaron Imholte is the way faggier of us to fags" which just further cements Nick Rekieta's position as the absolute biggest fag.

I hope I could successfully break this all down using common sociological terminology.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Was this before or after the hot tub stream? It has to be before because if it wasn't it'd have Aaron and Nick

It was right after the hot tub swingstream. The next day I think

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

This fuckin guy

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If I didn't know any better I would swear Alex Stein is Captain Manning. Got to respect the dedication to the bit.

 

[Melty Butter]

Catching up. I see Rekieta has also been busy. Some small things to add:

11. This isn't new but Keanu corroborates speculation that April was only charged because she declined to snitch (or to recommence prior snitching) when asked:

This person was chatting on Keanu's stream. She highlighted it. Keanu seemed to regard him/her as an actual lawyer, It seemed odd to me considering only about 70 people were watching live.


di Santo Law is indeed a law firm based in NY & FL. LinkedIn:

2. During some period of time when Nick wouldn't (or couldn't?) talk to April, he sent world-famous enablers Bob and Celeste as his emissaries over to the whore shed to keep April company, the purpose of which was "probably to shut her up" (WTF?):

I believe Keanu said that April was sent to Bob & Celeste's Eagle Lake MN home after the huge argument when Nick was late to the drug test. Keanu described April as so upset that Keanu was actively asking if she could reach out to anyone for support. Keanu cryptically said on the stream that April indeed did get "support" that night by going to Bob & Celeste's. I'm still reeling from this revelation. I'm sure it's accurate.

Speculation: This is when a deal was worked out to get her out of the home. This does smell like a bribe/NDA.

Maybe I missed someone posting a link to where this is from, but it is from here:

Vito was in Coomalot's chat when Nick was on. He joked about Nick's "cocaine build" and this:

It is rather curious that Nick has focused all of his love on Melton vs Dick/Vito.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like Nick’s Aaron narrative is destroyed by the fact that Aaron never lost custody of his kids and just had his ex-wife’s restraining order expire while his ex-wife’s restraining order on April is still active.

I actually do believe that Aaron had a come to Jesus moment about endangering his kids by having them be around Nick and realizing he was making them unhappy. He’s typical broadcaster douchebag, but he pulled up. Aaron acknowledged that he fucked his life up by getting involved with Nick.

Nick’s entire narrative is that Aaron is some hyper manipulative dark triad homosexual who helped create a conspiracy against him because? Also Aaron is poor, a bad fighter, and dumb. So dumb that he probably couldn’t do any of this and too poor to afford the drugs that he planted at Nick’s house according to Nick.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

@Null Is the bodycam offer for Ape still active?

 

[AltisticRight]

Number of times Skelly talked about Aaron guzzling his cum: 74726
Number of times Skelly apologised for putting his children and extended family through all this legal troubles: 0
Number of litres of Aaron's cum he's consumed: over 10
His daughter's hair follicle test results: >5000pg/mg benzoylecgonine

He also calls his semen goo, is he like 10?
Maybe that's why Melton wants him at paedomania.

 

[miniature chungus]

The very definition of Aaron Imholte in all of this is that he is also an annoying fag.

So dumb that he probably couldn’t do any of this

He isn't that annoying he's just a washed up radio host, he's much more uninteresting and devoid of personality than he is annoying. I can easily think of much worse people that are far more annoying. As for the stupidity part he might be stupid but he wasn't stupid enough to get trapped by the balldo gang into buying a divorce present house for april and balldo so you need to give him credit for that.

Do you think he ate it sassily like it was a dorito?

He probably thought some shit like "this is gonna make those kiwifags seethe, yeah you fucking idiots I do eat all the time because cum IS a food and NO im not gay because there's two woman watching us do it"

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

It’s just beyond embarrassing. You give the benefit of the doubt a handful of times but with junkies who just lie as easily as they breathe you just roll your eyes and he’s just another muttering gross homeless guy on the street.

Sure nick, metabolizes outside of the body, and leveraging debt of selling half of your properly to just keep what was already paid off be your enabling parents.

Also contaminated gloves briefly touching lead to weeks worth of metabolites being found INSIDE the tested washed hair.

At least if he somehow burned out with all the kids past 18 it could be a cleaner divorce. Nick hates scheduling and driving around? Try figuring out visitation for five kids.

He was always going to do this. It’s surprising it took longer than it did.

It’s also remarkable how annoyingly whiny even just his voice is now. Such a junkie liar annoying fuck.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Why do oes Keanu seem so under the influence in all those clips?
Is she?
Or she's just tired?

She is incredibly difficult to watch. She constantly goes off to do side quests and admire scenery while the main quest is delayed. That said, other than being insufferable, I can't pin a substance on her.

 

[Desktop User2]

Do you think he ate it sassily like it was a dorito?

Is it his favorite dip?