Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TardiX]

Becky to "Beck" isn't even a name change. She boo-hooed that Amber called her by "the wrong name" she didn't go change her legal name to Bob. She dropped the Y. Hell, Amberlynn is the wrong name even

 

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responding to zachary michael & meal plan with me! | vlog​

(01/17/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=82DP9_vnR-w

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks a lot. Let's just get this shit on the road, no mood for fatty and I got plans later tonight. I'm guessing more bullshit and impotent narc rage from the thumbnail.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

The same procedure every cycle

Super extremely mega rare opening shot of Amber wearing something that actually looks good on her (don't say I never say nice things about you, Amber), informs us it's January 11th, which she actually has to verify first. Claims time is passing by so fast and that it's been snowing in Oklahoma.

Meal prep...if there was any point to you doing this, fatty, you'd have lost weight years ago already. By the way, if fatty says something that isn't immediately important to the video and has said in another video already (like her reiterating how semaglutide takes away her urge to order takeout) I'm not gonna mention it to keep things brief. Mealplan looking as follows

Sunday	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday
Eat with mom	Tacos	Tacos	Some Mexican potato soup	Rice Soup	Eating at bingo place	Eat with mom

Additional non-main meals include: Bagels, cream cheese, bacon and scallion thingies, (during this segment she also once again commits rape unto the English language by pronouncing healthy as "huealthuh", this the kinda shit that makes me wish someone broke into her home to slap the goddamn quirky out of her), green apples and peanut butter (as a chocolate alternative). Says she prefers sour apples (finally a fatty opinion I can get behind).

And that't the mealplan. As someone who only somewhat pays attention to nutrition, those main meals look potentially very carb heavy, but hey, I guess I don't know nutrition like she does. As for other things, she also needs to buy cleaning supplies and more soda (in the zero variety).

Ugh, next scene is her standing in front of that fucking shelf. I'm about to hear a smug, enraged fatty rant, aren't I?
Says she's been thinking about whether to speak on this, but then adresses the false and homosexual ZM drama (god faggots are so fucking annoying). Yup, it's fatty being upset at being made fun of, blubbers about mental health and verbal abuse. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, FATTY IS UPSET AT PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF HER BEING ANXIOUS AT BINGO. Nahhhh fatty, that anxiety ain't mental illness, that's just a mental barrier, and had you ever been required to work a real job for an extended period of time, you'd have put on your (exceedingly large) big girl pants and fucking dealt with it, eventually overcoming it in the process. If you were truly that anxious you wouldn't debase yourself by showing your blubberous frame on YouTube.

He's not making fun of your "mental illness", he's (rightfully) making fun of you for being a fucking pussy. Once more tries to dispel the truth that Emily Franz is a feeder. More "wahhh wahhh why do other people not get shit for things but I doo wahhhhhhhhhh". Something about misoginy from ZM. Whines that she feels unsafe.

Hm, looks like I was correct. Pachyderm princess oughta just accept that she is fat, ugly, unlikeable, and makes for the perfect (shelf)butt of a joke and the only one who'll give a genuine toss about her is her deathfeeder freak. Also once more FUCKING LMAOOOO at her bingo anxiety.

ETA: Also fuck off Becky you useless fucking grifter. You stopped being relevant ereyesteryear and only chime in cuz your worthless fatass (supposedly) managed to total another fucking car. Had you any grace or wit, you'd slink off into rightful irrelevance already. But you don't. Like Amber's cellulitis, you come back again and again, reminding us that your lopsided mug exists.

 

[TardiX]

This is the "catch these hands" clip she's talking about.

ZM snark reddit

It's not until about the 6m mark

ETA: a comment says he played this clip in his video, I don't watch his videos so I've never seen it

 

[monet]

had you ever been required to work a real job

This is still insane to me, do we know if she’s ever had an actual job other than her “government job” with Destiny? Surely she would’ve milked out being a hardworking gorl if she’d ever had a summer job or anything, right? it’s so weird to see someone who isn’t a trust fund baby never having to get a real job to stay afloat, but i guess it makes sense that she’d be able to float

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It's not that Amber "mocked" his precious mentals, it's really that Amber doesn't give a shit about his precious mentals and doesn't offer it sacred tributes.

And good for her for not giving a shit. No one should be giving a shit about anyone's mental health shaped shield. Bootstrap up, motherfuckers, and that goes for her, too

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Can’t screenshot or anything right now, but we noticed Twonk had a dark mark on her left back leg in the video from yesterday. You can see it like 2 minutes in when she hops on the couch next to Amber. Might just be chihuahua crust

Spoiler: irl thing

(I had a dog who had a growth on her flank & it seems similar)

but it’s hard to tell from the blurry bigfoot footage that are Amber’s videos. I bring it up because if Twonk was dirty or injured, of course Amber won’t do anything about it and lets her run around like that.

 

[dfranki723]

It's not that Amber "mocked" his precious mentals, it's really that Amber doesn't give a shit about his precious mentals and doesn't offer it sacred tributes.

And good for her for not giving a shit. No one should be giving a shit about anyone's mental health shaped shield. Bootstrap up, motherfuckers, and that goes for her, too

''Muh mental health'' is the most valuable currency in this shitshow.

 

[Hayduraide]

Can’t screenshot or anything right now, but we noticed Twonk had a dark mark on her left back leg in the video from yesterday.

I took a look and the dark spot does seem to be protruding as the center of a bump. You can see the light shine on the upper part of the bump and when you look at it from the side, there's most definitely an oddly shaped bump.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

It's not that Amber "mocked" his precious mentals, it's really that Amber doesn't give a shit about his precious mentals and doesn't offer it sacred tributes.

And good for her for not giving a shit. No one should be giving a shit about anyone's mental health shaped shield. Bootstrap up, motherfuckers, and that goes for her, too

Amber is an incredibly shitty and malicious person ... But I also find hypocrisy in a reaction channel pulling the same stuff that Amber does by throwing "muh mental health" as a shield from criticism.

Yeah, what Amber said was gross. But Zachary Michael flipping out over it was foolish, lol. He gave Amber exactly what she wanted from him.

 

[Hojicha]

I took a look and the dark spot does seem to be protruding as the center of a bump. You can see the light shine on the upper part of the bump and when you look at it from the side, there's most definitely an oddly shaped bump.
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Tbf old and small dogs just get benign tumors. Our dog is 17 ish and he just develops them, they aren't cancerous. Every dog I can think of over 16 in my life whether owned by my family or loved ones gets them. Crusty old dog syndrome is real. :{

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Yeah, what Amber said was gross

What she said was so relatively innocuous, I can't even remember what it was. I do know it was nowhere near as forceful as he deserved, and then she backpedaled and justified like a fat coward.

There's this tacit rule that no matter how hard you kick a lolcow, they can't swing back. I don't really watch reactors, but is there a single one who does dedicated reacts who isn't themself a cow of the same order and magnitude?

They can dish it, but they get a spoonful in return and they and their simps have a nuclear meltdown.

Swing back. Swing hard. It's very entertaining, at least.

Anyway, the lifespan of her relationships is 2-4 years. We're one day closer!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

One interesting thing about super morbidly obese people and mental illness is that it is used as a coping mechanism for everything but not to explain their obesity. Amber has anxiety in using the phone but not enough to order in food I suppose. If you have anxiety at bingo, you have live a pretty sheltered life.

Sailors used to have a girlfriend in every port, Emily has a morbidly girlfriend at a one-day travel I guess. The fact that Emily refused to have Amber live with her is telling. She is not looking for a long term relationship, she is just looking to hook up when she feels like it.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

What she said was so relatively innocuous, I can't even remember what it was. I do know it was nowhere near as forceful as he deserved, and then she backpedaled and justified like a fat coward.

There's this tacit rule that no matter how hard you kick a lolcow, they can't swing back. I don't really watch reactors, but is there a single one who does dedicated reacts who isn't themself a cow of the same order and magnitude?

They can dish it, but they get a spoonful in return and they and their simps have a nuclear meltdown.

Swing back. Swing hard. It's very entertaining, at least.

Anyway, the lifespan of her relationships is 2-4 years. We're one day closer!

What a lot of these people don't realize is that if they stopped reacting to "hate" so seriously, then they'd have a much better time on the internet.

Some reaction channels react for just the lulz, and that's what I'm here for. The back-and-forth battle of the Victim Olympics makes everyone look like an idiot.

Amber: "MY mental health!"

Zachary Michael: "No, MY mental health."

Just shut the fuck up, the both of you. lol.

I know a lot of people are like "But what about Zachary being bullied by Amber?" Okay? If I were "bullied" by Amber on the internet, I'd laugh my ass off ... Not start screaming and acting like a fool for the entire internet to see. If anyone's opinion doesn't matter, it's definitely Amber's.

 

[lol cow supreme]

This is the "catch these hands" clip she's talking about.

Hamber was just using it as a veiled call to her Hambabie Army to attack and mass report Zachary Michael on her behalf. She did not want nor will she use the clip.

 

[powdered toast]

One interesting thing about super morbidly obese people and mental illness is that it is used as a coping mechanism for everything but not to explain their obesity. Amber has anxiety in using the phone but not enough to order in food I suppose. If you have anxiety at bingo, you have live a pretty sheltered life.

Sailors used to have a girlfriend in every port, Emily has a morbidly girlfriend at a one-day travel I guess. The fact that Emily refused to have Amber live with her is telling. She is not looking for a long term relationship, she is just looking to hook up when she feels like it.

Somone here a while back posted Emily's comments from a feeder site and one basically said she didn't like being a caretaker although it was fun to feed sombody to immobility. So she likes feeding people to bedbound immobility and eventual death but it sounds like she has decided that she probably doesn't want the responsibility of it anymore (I think her words were "but you have to do everything for them"). This explains why she won't live with Amber. What a sick fuck, anyway.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Somone here a while back posted Emily's comments from a feeder site and one basically said she didn't like being a caretaker although it was fun to feed sombody to immobility. So she likes feeding people to bedbound immobility and eventual death but it sounds like she has decided that she probably doesn't want the responsibility of it anymore (I think her words were "but you have to do everything for them"). This explains why she won't live with Amber. What a sick fuck, anyway.

This further proves my theory as to why Amber went back to Oklahoma.

It definitely wasn't her choice-- it was Emily's. Emily just wants to feed her to death and get off on it, not have an actual relationship with her.

 

[fukuyama]

Here is a breakdown of Beggy's super thanks. 1226.10 after Youtube takes its cut. Of the 140 donors, they average at 12.51 USD per dono with a median of 9.99 USD)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I’m old and don’t make a point of following current slang. Not familiar with ‘catch these hands’ but it seems as though it refers to slapping or punching someone?

 

[FatalTater]

Remember that Emily's last girlfriend was in a care home.
Emily could come by, watch Colleen eat, take a few dirty pictures, grope a fat roll or three, then skip off home to her nice tidy life.

The comments from the feeder sites give me the ick in a way that I couldn't quite identify, then I realized that it reminded me of another situation. Perhaps it was just the phrasing of things, or discussing people as if they ...weren't people, just fetish objects.

Spoiler: nasty stuff

Once upon a time, there was a Christian children's show called Joy Junction. On that show there was a puppeteer/actor named Ronald Brown.
Ronald Brown was a pedophile.
He would go online and talk to other pedophiles, often about snuff porn involving children.
I have read some of those messages, I don't remember where I saw them but if I remember I might edit it in. It was gross.
edit- Nick Crowley did a yt video on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTuwvGcyTSM https://preservetube.com/watch?v=QTuwvGcyTSM
Emily's feeder fetish comments reminds me of the way the kids were talked about in the other messages, like they aren't people.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Somone here a while back posted Emily's comments from a feeder site and one basically said she didn't like being a caretaker although it was fun to feed sombody to immobility. So she likes feeding people to bedbound immobility and eventual death but it sounds like she has decided that she probably doesn't want the responsibility of it anymore (I think her words were "but you have to do everything for them"). This explains why she won't live with Amber. What a sick fuck, anyway.

I recall from a Mr. Snowflake video that had some of Emily's comments when she was with the previous prized hog that indicated she only wants long distance relationships. Which usually mean feeding them to death from a distance and then going over for a day to play with fat folds and have gunts draped on top of her (imagine the smell) and then fucking back off to home.

And good for her for not giving a shit.

Amber isn't going to fuck you, man. Don't know why you're caping for her all of a sudden.