Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Vic Macedonia]

Judging by his past as a Second Life furry, I'm sure he already has.

Hopefully something comes out regarding that, but I highly doubt it unless it's new.

Have you seen his password manager?

It's the performative "I'm such a 1337 hacker that my passwords are encrypted using stenography" that does it for me. He's such an insufferable faggot.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

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One of the most satisfying parts of Kiwi Farms experience is seeing bad things happening to bad people.

the old favorite line of mine that i read somewhere here sticks in my head.

"kiwifarms is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody else believes you, because crystal balls are retarded."

 

[guatierreate]

lol his shit demo uses directx

 

[Niggergante]

Going to press X to doubt on that. He should explain how he extracts his password each time he needs to enter it in. This is the type of stuff you see in middle school after some kid watches Hackers for the first time. I bet he also has written viruses that causes pac men to fill up the screen and literally eat all the data on the machine.

>Be me
>Maldo
>Use 1337 h4x0r (I wrote it that way to not trip any alarms) to use stegosaurus on my photos every time I need a password
>Suddenly, computer goes dark
>My fucking SSD died
>My super secret passwords, gone! In a blink!
You know what? I hope his SSD dies on him and for once he's telling the truth.

 

[The Stranger]

is heart bound 32 bit

64

 

[ANightOwl]

my passwords are encrypted using stenography"

Steganography and stenography are two very, very different things. I get you wanna dunk on the douche but at least know what he's talking about before you pick up the ball and charge the lane.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I guess he didn't read a guide on giga saw blades yet.
Why the fuck is he using Giga Saw Blades in the mines, too? Is he a fucking retard? (Yes)

After enough hours in Noita, and having tried all the meta or convenient builds like chainsaw machine gun setups, it becomes thrilling to just start building wands that have the potential to kill you about as much as they do an enemy. Triggers with plasma beam, sawblade orbits, explosive shit without immunity, the list goes on.
But running around with giga sawblade on the first level, and in a cramped space like that no less, is definitely just retarded (though someone mentioned that chat asked him to do it anyway). I'm incredibly curious to see what his other deaths were like in this game. Even if it's one where the more knowledge you have can save your life, RNG still has the potential to fuck you over in absurd ways.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Have you seen his password manager?

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Again proof he doesn't understand shit. Just use AES, it cannot be cracked until we figure out to move info faster than the speed of light! Just apply basic CompSci little nepo nigga!

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

lol his shit demo uses directx

it's game maker. read the damn thread man.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Steganography and stenography are two very, very different things. I get you wanna dunk on the douche but at least know what he's talking about before you pick up the ball and charge the lane.

My fault I got one word wrong, doesn't change the rest of what I said because you knew what I meant.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

his viewers voted for it.

I guess, is that the Twitch integration thing or just a chat poll? Don't watch Noita being streamed because I'm not gay.

After enough hours in Noita, and having tried all the meta or convenient builds like chainsaw machine gun setups, it becomes thrilling to just start building wands that have the potential to kill you about as much as they do an enemy. Triggers with plasma beam, sawblade orbits, explosive shit without immunity, the list goes on.
But running around with giga sawblade on the first level, and in a cramped space like that no less, is definitely just retarded (though someone mentioned that chat asked him to do it anyway). I'm incredibly curious to see what his other deaths were like in this game. Even if it's one where the more knowledge you have can save your life, RNG still has the potential to fuck you over in absurd ways.

Yeah, I've actually "finished" Noita and I've had my fair share of bullshit deaths (running out of flight in the lab and plunging into an acid vat is nightmarish) and even I can't resist making dumb bullshit wands once in a while.
Honestly, I'd actually love to see how Mald builds his wands, being a midwit and all. Would he use a "meta-wand" guide or something?
I 100% expect him to immediately try to put a chainsaw or luminous drill on a wand to make a machine gun wand though, the moment he gets either without thinking about it.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

I guess, is that the Twitch integration thing or just a chat poll? Don't watch Noita being streamed because I'm not gay.

yeah
E:
Can one of the Noita veterans explain what exactly happened here?

 

[Aidan]

Have you seen his password manager?

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This was the first thing I ever saw of him and it said everything I needed to know about what kind of guy he is. It's something that only works on people who don't know better aka his target audience.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

yeah

"What do you mean there's still giga sawblades?! I thought it was over!"
>the literal timer on the side of the screen with the sawblade ticking down
>sees what Giga Saw blades do and narrowly dodges one
>fires one and dies
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?"
Pigroach 2.0.
The Ferretroach.
I don't know how much he's played the game at this point, but considering he picked up that bottle of teleportatium (and called it Teleportanium) while saying "Ooh that's useful" I can only assume it's a fair amount.
Though I'd really like to see him just organically fill the hourglass up with teleportatium and act like it's totally his idea that he just came up with by himself.
Noita is unironically the game that will expose him the most.
It's so fuckin weird and obtuse.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Jason reminds me so much of Wil Wheaton. God, I hate modern "nerds" and what has happened to nerd culture.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

I'd like to take a moment to remind new people to this thread that he allegedly has three black badges for "hacking" (only two are confirmed on the DefCon website) and were awarded for solving puzzles in the Badge Challenge category.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/g1co0

Source: 9:10:24-9:12:47
Here is a clip where he shows his Black Badges. According to him, he won the Telephreak challenge at DEF CON 25 with the team Psychoholics.

Source: 7:09:49-7:11:49
According to Jason, he won that badge because he spoke to a woman who was one of the best phone hackers during a Line-Con.


If you go to the DEFCON site and click for the winners at DEFCON 25 you get Psychoholics for the Telephreak challenge which is consistent with Jason's story. For some reason, the members of Psychoholics aren't listed.

 

[SlyVMan]

Oh no...

 

[Donaldo]

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... do they really think he helped develop WoW?

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

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Oh no...
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ah, the deluded fans are resorting to "YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO CYBERPOLICE!" are they?

 

[Aidan]

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"Defcon levels of hacking skills" when all of his "hacking" at defcon is with teams of people who obviously carry him in non-digital "hacks." He's a leech, a parasite, a clout chaser. He's the guy who contributes a single line of code to a popular tool and then won't shut up about how he helped develop it.
The truth is likely that he "social engineered" his way onto the teams (insisted upon himself) specifically so he could leech off of them since he knew some smart people with actual skills were involved already. He'd never do anything competitive solo like that.